Jan 11 2009Madonna finds a new man (Wait, he's not Latino!)

Well he's obviously a zombie slave of the Mummy Queen. When is Brendan Frasier going to show up and wise crack her to death.

Her face actually doesn't look that bad in these. But check the petrified hands...ick.

You can shoot your face full of botulism but the hands tell the true story.

Are you sure that is Madonna? It could be a really good mask.

I agree her face looks fairly decent. But even with pancake makeup, her hands still look gnarly. She should wear those frilly-lacy sleeves that extend beyond the wrist, or fingerless gloves in the winter.

I guess after all those sports players (i.e. A-Rod and that soccer player) she got Athlete's CUNT and is turned off of sports

Unidentified mystery guy

Your fuckstock os assprone, nutcocker.

... permanently

I'm with #2 and 3 - check out the hands! The stuff children's nightmares are made of. This doesn't even look like Madonna to me, the face is so smooth as to be unrecognisable. Terrible photo of the guy with her, unless that's him visibly recoiling from the aforementioned claws.

Wow, i remember the time when this site wasnt updated on the weekends... So i assume that you dont have a life whatsoever now, Fish? Im kinda sorry, but its more fun for the readers. Theyre the only ones you have, dont you;(

Dude looks like he has a steel bar shoved up his ass all the way to his head.

God, I hate this bitch so much.

This guy looks like Glass Joe from Mike Tyson's Punchout

Those are some veiny bony hands. Mine? Never sweat a calories being part of the banking cartel until now. Aww don't worry guys, I'll be alright heh heh
ha ha ha ho hee ho ho hee hee Muah ah ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaa
ROFLMAO!
(stupid cattle)

at least she looks. . . somewhat okay-ish.
I hate madonna with a passion,
&& that red lipstick does nothing for her.
BUT, at least she covered up her
zombie arms.

Let's have a little sympathy for the rod-up-his-ass dude. Madge just ripped his balls off and ate them in front of him.

Isn't that Steven Klein?

Her boytoy looks like a Zombie, but I think he might have actually hiptonized her into eating some food. She looks really good for an old broad.

He's a photographer that she has worked with before.

It's good to see her looking presentable. The images of her at concerts wearing fishnets freaked me out every single time.

The guy looks like the male model for The Simpsons character, Sideshow Bob, and others.

The guy looks like the male model for The Simpsons character, Sideshow Bob, and others.

White guys suck in bed, sad but true.

That's Jessica Seinfeld in the backseat of the car with her. THose two are friends? I can't even imagine what they would talk about.

Nice overly-obvious cheekbone implants...

Can you spell BOTOX?

She's still the Queen Of Pop, though.

If you're a nobody, and Madonna wants to date you, do you say yes just for the thrill of doing Madonna? Or is the decaying mummy look just too much?

I'd hit it. Madonna's no spring chicken, but she's not Estelle Getty yet, either.

she does look REALLY good!!

Wow...she looks 10 years younger...no kiddin.
What's with this dude, though? He is not only ugly but just plain akward...i guess nothing is impossible in this life, huh?

I think Madonna should have stayed with Guy, i doubt she'll find someone better. Seriously.

Is it just me or does this guy look like a Thunderbird or something our of Team America?
America, fuck yeah!

Liz #22, your a dumb cunt!!!!!!!!!!!

She looks pretty nice here covered up.

Skeletor Barbie at it again...

She looks good. Creepy hands. I think she's a vampire and just drank some of his youth tbh.

p.s. Superficial writer? marry me.

Those hands are made daily out of fresh veiny penises or is it penii I always forget.

no matter what she does she'll always be a diva. and that's just a fact. sorry, haters.

to #22 - have you ever thought that it might be YOU who sucks in bed, and not the guys?

Dang, how many bottles of botox did the old hag use?

She looks surprisingly non-scary with most of her skeleton covered. It would be nice to think she'd take the hint: "You mean bones need to have something on them? And not every joint, ligament and nerve fiber should be seen through the skin? What a novel idea -- I must consult with my embalmer at once!"

The hands aren't that much of a problem -- not the worst of it by half.

Maybe the guy is some Egyptologist she hired to do some restoration work, and he decided to start with the face. Keep up the good work, dude! He does look kind of shell-shocked, though -- maybe that's just from seeing how much more work he has yet to do. Or maybe it's the miles of blowing sand he had to walk through to get to her pyramid. Either theory fits, since he does seem to have kind of an Indiana Jones thing going on.

If he is completely successful in achieving a life-like appearance for Madonna, perhaps he and several dozen of his colleagues could tackle the Nightmare on Versace Street.

He's gay. No straight man would EVER wear that jacket. Eeeeewwwwwww!!!!!!!

ugh, the hands!

yeah... that "unidentified man" is Steven klein.

This is a gwen stefani lookalike in a very, VERY cheap version, folks?

I really like that Madonna has gone lighter with her hair, it suits her much more than the previous shade of blond she had

she looks great, for her age, wow. her hands are veiny because shes very active, and i have to admit, she has a better body than me and i'm only 20. haha. oh...

is madonna dating andy dick? all he needs is the glasses!

That's Steven Klein......

It's quite obvious you have no idea of who he is, but it's a very good photographer that has worked with her during many years, and he is really good at hit work...

Chances of madonna dating him = 0

Confirmed. I just looked at Klein's site - all bondage-inspired and homoerotic, virtually nothing hinting at heterosexual sensuality. And I don't know about you guys, but I find nothing erotic about rape, execution or self cutting, which his pictures are redolent of.
Any comments on that? Hardcore SM, sexy or scary?

She is 50. What did you expect? To have hands like 17. She work's out, then she has to many muscles, he dosen't have hands like babies. When will people be satisfied?

#33 betch, back off! he's mine!

just kidding, i'll share.

madonna's dating a robot.

At 50ish Madonna still looks great, thats the result of constant visit to the doctor I presume.

That guy now knows exactly what it feels like to don an oversized leather condom.

she really looks amazing again.but he is not a misterious guy.its her pall steve klein.her photographer.he did her sex book and the new louis vuitton campaign.they are probably talk about business.but he looks like sean penn

she looks sexy.but she is not dting him.guy is in nyc too.ahah.lov u madonna

Egads!
Whats wrong with that guys head??

She looks like she was going for a kate winslet look from the neck up. Scary hands, reminds me of Gollum choking a fish to death before eating it cold and wet.

jiminny crickets look at those hands of hers!

Hahahahahaha! You know what that guy reminds me of in the first picture? Remember when you were a teenager and you would be in your room getting drunk or stoned or both with your friends and your Mom would call you for dinner and ask your friends if they wanted to eat over? And most of your friends could pull the "straight" act off pretty good but there was always that one guy who was so wasted that you all just sat there hoping Mom was so blind she wouldnt notice? Yeah! It's THAT GUY! hahaha.

Madonna looks pretty good in this pic. Every dog has its day.

hot

He isn't an unidentified man, he is Steven Klien a photographer who she has worked with for years, get a better photo service if yours doesn't identify ppl

I wonder if she has any feeling left in her face. She has that paralyzed-face look.

Yikes, grow old gracefully ya silly old woman!

Spider man meets Barack Obama!
http://www.zacktaylor.ca/photos/uncategorized/2009/01/08/spidermanobama.jpg

Veiny hands are genetic. She can't help it. But she only has herself (and her plastic surgery team) to blame for the rest of her hideousness. She's a scary, evil looking creature.

WTF? Decent? Madonna's cheeks look as if they have been storing nuts for the past decade. Madonna, Halloween is over, take your mask off.

And what is with Pierre. That mustache and jacket, he is obviously one of her army of gay male stylists. Really, dating this guy would do nothing for her credibility.

lol@#1
He MUST be brainwashed.

is that Julia Roberts' ex Lyle Lovett she's with ?

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2007/09/21/LOVETT_narrowweb__300x383,0.jpg

#51 Sex book was photographed by Steven Meisel.

hey babe...

can we all say... "hard to find"

"to find... hard..."

[what?]

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