Jan 15 2009Lindsay Lohan returns to fake lesbiantry

First! Yeah!

Too thin. Good grief.

So I see that Lohan has decided to be fat again.

#1 - Take a screen shot and show it to your kids.

anyone going to try to say she doesn't have an eating disorder? anyone? c'mon its the internet, you can look like a stupid fuck and no one will ever know its you!

Is it me or does any one else for see Lindsay becoming the next Tara Reid?

Very worrying - I think I sort of fancy samantha ronson, but only because I have a bit of thing for scrawny scowling teenage boys, I am so female trapped in a male body.

Lindsey needs some FOOD! poor thing...

Is it me or does any one else for see Lindsay becoming the next Tara Reid?

Anorexia has struck again!

Actually If I saw them on the street I would think they were a couple of drug addicts. They are both sooooo thin and yukky looking.

Lindsay looks better every time I see her. I'd say right now her weight is about perfect. Bring on more ignorant and/or fat "EATING DISORDER!!!11" idiots.

I'm fairly certain they already made that Batman, Batman & Robin with Alicia Silverstone. Probably the worst piece of shit Batman movie ever viewed by human eyes.

Glad she is back to her senses.

If Samantha grew her hair out and wore girly clothes, i think she would be pretty

linsdey is super thin right now-- but let's be honest here--- SHE LOOKS BEST THIS WAY.

if gay people are so into their own sex, why do some of them try to look like the opposite sex to take on the "male" role? friggin' weird!!!

Please Lindsay,get away from ugly lesbians
and put some meat on your borderline anorexic body.
You're still pretty but you could and should be beautiful.

Lindsay is 100 percent lesbian because she is the lipstick lesbian and Sam is the butch lesbian and together they enjoy each others pussy juice yikes!

I think Lindsay looks hot as hell in pick 1, but needs to cut off at least 6 inshes of that nasty hair

The coke sure is keeping her thin. Glad to see coke doesn't shrink her beautiful cans.

"Spotted" is the perfect word for 2 bitchy lesbians.

I realize she's a "lesbian", but I would certainly enjoy pushing and pulling my erect penis in and out of her lubricated vagina until it ejaculated some semen :)

they look like they're auditioning for Drugstore Cowboy the Musical. The paps should leave Lohan to her miserable junkie life and move on. Maybe then when the camera's go away that will be a wake up call for her and her first step towards sobriety. The paps and myspace are really all she has left and in a sick way they've become her enabler.

Thanx for sharing that whopper jr.

Who the fuck really gives a shit about these two skanky white trash whores??

ahh to lose weight & still have huge boobs...must be nice HaHa

Smokers suck!

#21 - You're still in high school, right?

THERE YOU ARE RICH!
I gotcha! MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH!!!!

You limp-dick fuckers would kill for a chance to fuck LL and you know it.

Most of you jack-offs probably haven't seen the vagina of an actual living, breathing woman in years (if ever.) You wouldn't have sex with her not because you think she's a skank, but because nature won't allow you to, you disgusting douchebags. It would set evolution back thousands of years if you took your hands off your keyboard and your dick and made an attempt to have sex with anybody, let alone Lohan. Pathetic keyboard jockey's, you make me sick.

Useless peckers. Go die now, please.

#29: Let me put it this way. LL is attractive. But not all guys will gratify themselves at the expense of someone who obviously has issues. I hate to say "I feel bad for her" because that sounds (a) like I think I'm better than her and (b) that I've grown a vag myself. But I DO think she seems sad, and is taking the typical celeb route of trying to get as much attention as possible. Attention is like a drug.

She's looking anorexic again. She must be back on the rocks.

I have never tried kielbasa

Linds looks good in a burned-out, strung-out, backwoods-butch sorta way.

Cheetah Girls bwahahahahaha.

Goodness that girls name suits her well "SaMANtha" because that is exactly what she looks like: a coke-addicted, venereal-infested teenage boy with bad teeth.

Three cheers for double-sided dildos!!!

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She looks cool.

they both look like skeletors.

Lindsay, you're always looks great!

Your golden mane cascading down your shoulders is like a river of gold being split down the middle by large hills standing before an open valley which eventually spreads open to the void below.

Randal

Lindsay reminds me of Tails from the old Sonic games

#15. It's not that weird if you use your brain. People are raised with the male and female concept and many gay people have talents and interest that fit more into the stereotypical male or female box. People also emulate what's around them so often one person will seems more like the male and the other will often seem more female Still many lesbians and gay men do not fit the stereotype and you would never know they were gay by looking at them (like Portia de Rossi and Neil Patrick Harris). Also gay men and women aren't in love with themselves, if you are a girl and you like boys does liking boys mean you want to look like a boy? Um fuck no, so where is your logic. Samantha is attracted to GIRLS why would she want to look girly, do you want to look manly because you like men. It's only weird to you because it's not your life, but that's what all bigotry is based on "ew they're different" or they are inferior because they are different. Same thing happened to women, jewish people, black people, asian people, natives, hispanics, middlie eastern I could go on... if you were born into a world where the majority was gay but you just couldn't help love men then you'd see what it;'s like at the toss of a coin you can be part of the discriminated group.

P.S. I'm not gay and I'm married, I'm just not a bigot.

I realize he's a homosexual, but I would certainly enjoy pushing and pulling my erect penis in and out of Randal's lubricated sphincter until it ejaculated some semen :)

Do dykes ever make sex tapes? And do they ever "lose" them?

Man her weight goes up and down more than Chloe Sevigny. I'm the same size as lilo is here and have been since puberty (the last 12 years) and my mom and grandma are heather Locklear's size so I take offense to the fact that whenver people see a woman this size they assume she is annorexic, unless you guys are assuming it because she gets so porky and her wieght goes up and down so much. I think it might just be the drugs or she has no will power and get s in shape and then gets all pudgy again within a year. Anyway I'm sorry but she DOES look best this way, she is the kind of gal who needs to be really thin for her legs and abs to look good, when she isn't her legs and torso are gross and bloated looking. Also her face looks nasty as hell when she weighs more, all chubby and pudgy. I just don;t understand why she goes up and down so much (weight wise) we all know she stopped going up and down when she took a one way trip to carpet muncher valley.

#43. Nope only men do that, so they'd have to have a threesome with a man, an actual man not just a gollum thing that looks like a man, and that is about as likely as Lilo becoming a stable human being.

she's coking it up again. skinny bitch.

#41

You make no sense at all. Lindsay is a lesbian and she looks feminine and is attracted to butch looking lesbians like Sam.

sam looks like a strung-out 12-year old boy in these pictures. yikes.

Lindsay looks like she needs some meat...

I'll volunteer my man meat for her to enjoy ;)

I love her hair

#47. I was talking about Samantha Ronson. Lindsay falls into the category, which I also refered to, of a gay person who you would not know was gay just by looking at them. Ronson falls into the category of having traits, style and preferences that are viewed as inherently male. Aslo many people believe that most people are more bi than gay or straight hence the male female look that many gay couples have and the homophobia (fear of what actually intrigues people). Lindsay is Bi so it's no surprise that she is attracted to a manly girl who makes her feel pretty and feminie she would likely only fool around with a hot sexy girl, but not want to be in a relationshio with one who could potentially take attention away from HER.

Oh listen to all the Olive Oyles lamenting over the big meanies calling her too thin. Shaddap. The biggest part of your leg shouldn't be your knee joint. If a person was fat all their life and considered themselves "naturally fat" that wouldn't stop you from thinking they're too fat and need to lose some weight, so stuff your "been thin all my life and I resent that comment" up yer arse.

anyone who thinks this walking skeleton actually looks good needs serious help. this girl is going to die soon if she doesn't eat something.

the only reason anyone says lindsay looks hot here is her giant implants. and mark my words.. those ARE implants. remember the last time she turned into skelator?? she was concave.

and i love little miss i'm-so-skinnny-and-lindsay-only-looks-good-skinny. so she admits that lindsay's weight is most likely unhealthy and brought on by drugs, but she likes her better that way. that's gross. and how the hell is heather locklear built? randomly specific there, chief.

if we're bragging, i for one am 5'4'' and a buck ten. being petite is the greatest, cuz we get to wear size 0's while still having curves. guess you could say i look like pre-pudgy bad haircut eva longoria. so suck it, skinny bitches.

I love those two splooge pillows on her chest.

While I would NEVER ENDORSE CAMELTOE on any woman, myself included - Gross!! - seeing Lindsay with in these pictures with totally 'loose crotch' only proves the following: she's using blow or meth again, and big time at that. I know from first hand experience.

Luckily, I managed to clean up proper like, with the help of my family. I hope Lindsay's family will do the right thing and acknowledge that she is obviously using drugs again and get good help for her. To make a long story short, if they don't...well, you all know the final outcome. She's far to young to go this way.

emm, u are so sweet.. but i just found out your secret that you have joined the online club ***kisscougar. c om*** , by which you are seeking younger babies!

This is a case of drugs & no food !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm surry, but LiLo is tooooo fucking skinny. Her legs look like chopsticks.

And Samantha Ronson is one ugly motherfucker.

Just my humble opinion. But I'm right!

#54 Hello you weigh around the same as lilo she is around 5'4" to 5'5" so what are you talking about? She may lie about her height on IMDb but all celebs do so you have to take an inch or two off every celeb there is a great website called celebheights that gives their exact height.

Heather locklear is thin (I never used the word built) so my point is the women in my family are thin, it is based partailly on genetics, but we actually take care of ourselves too. Lindsay is NOT naturally thin she forces this, clearly, but that doesn't mean every thin girl forces it. Guess what you are thin and considered almost underweight by BMI if you are saying you weigh 110. I weigh about 102-105 and wear the same size 0, we are considered thin and trust me even if you have curves ( I have a natural c cup and a butt and hips) many people who see you assume you have an eating disorder. People are obsessed with accusing others of having them see this post for evidence.

Lindsay is so fucking skinny. I remember when they 1st started being photographed together, Sam's legs looked like toothpicks compared to hers. Now, Lindsay makes Sam look fat.

..................SHE NEEDS MONEY, sam?

LICKING FO THE GOOD COUSE $$$, folks?

skinny unattractive dudes with drug issues, yucckkkk!!!!

They both need feeding tubes!!

Bored with her foray into lesbianism, Lohan returns to her tried and true life as an anorexic addict. Yawn.

this samantha ronson is so ugly and gross! if i were a lesbian, i'd neeeeeever do her. ew.

wow lindsey is losing weight so fast, she looks great. Her legs look so long, her body looks so good
samantha is soo skinny look at her legs compared to skinny lindsey
does anyone here have good weight loss secret? i need to drop some kilos

skinny skinny skinny! yocky!!

Can someone please give her some food?

apparently she also got back to anorexia

2 packs of cigarettes a day and diet soda will help them maintain the anorexic look.

She was at her hottest in Mean Girls. Healthy average weight. She does not look good here at all.

why did god give this whore such big tits, pisses me off

They both look like they're on drugs to me.

#75

Her plastic surgeon gave her big tits and ugly hard ones at that!

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She looks great, but a little on the thin side. Looks like Samantha Ronson and LL share the same diet - maybe cocaine and Diet Coke? Let's hope not.

Celesbian (co)

stick celesbian (c)

Dude, Lindsay's a meth head and Sam's been into drugs forever. Neither of them are naturally that skinny. When you're up for days smoking or snorting, you really don't think about eating.

And yeah, those tits have to be fake. She probly weighs under 100 pounds but manages to have DD breasts. Imposible! She has no fat anywhere else.

As far as I can bear to read these repulsive comments, I have seen none that describe Lindsay Lohan's creative talent for acting. She's really good. If she were to stop hanging out with this cull of a thing, Samantha, who is out to destroy the goodness and creativeness of Lindsay, then Lindsay might live to tell about it.

As far as I can bear to read these repulsive comments, I have seen none that describe Lindsay Lohan's creative talent for acting. She's really good. If she were to stop hanging out with this cull of a thing, Samantha, who is out to destroy the goodness and creativeness of Lindsay, then Lindsay might live to tell about it.