Jan 2 2009Lindsay Lohan in a bikini

Jesus. It's only the second post of 2009 and already Lindsay Lohan is in a bikini. Here she is bringing in the New Year on South Beach, and I don't know about you, but I definitely know what I'm doing with these babies: Playing Connect the Dots with Lindsay's freckles. So far I've found Optimus Prime, a slice of pizza and two giant breasts. Try and beat my score!

EDIT: Bumped up top for obvious reasons: Found a T-Rex!


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She's gross

she looks great

Mmmm, slim little hips, big boobs, flat stomach. Muy bien.

Man,,,Lilo is looking fiery hot, dont know what id do first play connected dots or fuel inject her! btw shes not too skinny stop the jealousy...

Ugh...what heppened? She used to be sooo fine. A tad lacking in the hips department, but her nice legs and round ass made up for it. Now...the is obviously starving herself.

Ugh...what happened? She used to be sooo fine. A tad lacking in the hips department, but her nice legs and round ass made up for it. Now...the is obviously starving herself.

better than most

Katy Perry bikini > Lindsay Lohan bikini

i love lilo!! but she was hotter when she was 17. she needs to lay off the cancer sticks and vag and get on my johnson ya digg!!

She looks nasty as hell...all those red disgusting freckles. I knew she had them on her chest but goddamn she looks like a spotted leopard...

wow she's not eating again....she has a nice body but she is too skinny!

Her spray tan looks like shit. Why do redheads who have luminous ivory skin try to cover it up and look like a half peeled walking carrot? bleh.

Looks like a case of the clap waiting to happen. Or is it chlamydia if it's just between a chick who looks like a dude and a chick who looks like a skank?

I'm pretty sure my chestnuts would roast on her open firecrotch.

The freckles are a turn-off but other than that she actually looks pretty good. You're an idiot if you think she's starving herself or too skinny from a medical perspective. People are so fucking ignorant on the subject - it's extremely irritating. I'm sure it's 90% jealous overweight hags but it's the other 10% that amaze me with their stupidity.

Hello sports fans.

Here is a picture of Eddie Murphy serenading 2 bikini chicks on a boat.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/usa/article2080436.ece

only problem...look at the chick on the left...the ass is very 'straight'...more like a man's ass than a woman. The shoulders are very broard...more like a man's shoulders than a woman. The hair is a bit artificial...more like a wig...HANG ON.!?!?

Looks ok to me

Anytime LiLo needs a taste of the big beef I'm ready to be her bull.

She's got nice breasts but has had sooo many diseased dycks in her that she'd be a suicidal fuck, like Pam Anderson or Paris. Bleah.

She seems a teen and probably a male teen if you see her from behind.
Not so hot for me but really beautiful, great smile and hair.
She's fresh and shiny, better than some supermodels. And looks natural, too.
How she can do the trick, with all that drug and booze and night going crazy, is a mistery.

All that hard licking...I mean living, can really age you. Is she 50?

Lol! @ #16

gross? nah, that's hot

LAST TIME I WENT TO THE BEACH I WAS BANNED FROM THE OCEAN FOREVER CUZ THEY COULDNT GET MY SMELL OUT OF THE FISH, GUESS
THATS WHAT I GET FOR SMELLING LIKE TIRE AIR AND VITAMINS

she has absolutley no hips, she looks like a 12-year-old with boobs.
go katy!!

can't she spend some money on laser surgery and zap all those dots...........

damn stupid bitch

Holy crap she looks hot in these pics

my cock thanks you again, superfish

I don't find anything attractive about her and most especially those freckles.

Wow some of you people are really mean!

1: freckles are a natural occurrance and you may not like them but only a third-grader would be such a dick to someone who has them.

2: she looks great! yes she is thin but does not look unhealthy and for someone who has battled drugs and an eating disorder, that is simply awesome.

3: to the dude who said she looked better at 17...I bet you did too.

4: of course I have to mention the hair extensions, the color match is good for one but they are really fricken long. And since I make my living doing hair extensions, you'd think I'd say the longer the better but this is pushing it.

Happy New Year, and Lindsay you look fantastic!

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She is definitely not looking very healthy....She would be a fine size if she toned up a bit. She was such a gorgeous girl a few years back.

I joined the dots and all I found was a skank.

Lindsay,put some meat on your anorexic body.
You could be gorgeous.

Anyone who thinks she is "too this" or "too that" should shut the fuck up,she looks pretty nice. I thought the freckles were hot,and the boobs are great! If I thought she was too skinny, I would be willing to let her swallow about six gallons of my ballsap, a teaspoon at a time until she gets that healthy lipstick-lesbian glow back. Thats the kind of guy I am.

I got the information of a friend that america was a free country in a way you can use text and so the computer for making statements and give your meaning.
Maybe my language isn't always as "CLEAN" as it should be but HELL people: THIS IS AMERICA 2009, right?

So when's her next movie coming out...oh yeah I forgot. She blew it. No one wants to cast her and no studio will insure her. She's stuck in a cheap fake lesbian relationship and the best she can do for work is shill for myspace. This kid had all the talent in the world and could have been the great actress of her generation and she's settled for being a tabloid TMZ staple. She's just as bad as most of the "why the hell are they famous" people only the tragedy is that she actually has a lick of talent and could be doing so much better.

lol @ the jealous fat cows (i.e. fat, bored housewives) who think she doesn't look good.

lilo is looking SMOKIN hot.

not a fan of the fake relationship she's in, but she hasn't looked this great since the mean girls days.

Cocaine and Red Bull........Breakfast of Champions!

She looks really great (HOT)! Who cares if she has freckles, a lot of people do. I want to know her diet secrets :)
You keep it up zexy....

She looks really great (HOT)! Who cares if she has freckles, a lot of people do. I want to know her diet secrets :)
You keep it up zexy....

See, ladies. When you lay off the coke and put down the booze, you can end up looking pretty good. Keep that in mind the next time you are watching the sun come up because you are too wired to sleep.

DO NOT WANT.

/more Katy Perry

Nice toe!

If this were the first time I'd ever looked at her, I would think her body looks fantastic. However, seeing her go from her natural weight to dangerously skinny a few years back, it worries me that she's getting so thin again. Hopefully the weight loss stops here.
(and no, this is not some jealous or ignorant person posting about weight. I doubt very seriously that people like #18 have ever witnessed what eating disorders can do to a person, so I'll let him slide with his angry fat chicks rant)

So where was her ugly, manly g/f? There are many lesbians in the entertainment industry who actually look sexy & feminine, nothing like the skank she is usually with.

She's a fucking ten in these pics, freckles and all. And i love love LOVE the cameltoe <333 xo

Ponch Poncherello called;. He wants his glasses back.

Why is her belly button so high up? My belly button does not almost touch my tits...

it aint a toe if theres no outline,,,black fabics hides everything i hate em...

soooo nasty

She looks like a girl from the waist up, and a boy from the waist down.

she is too cute.

i love the freckles!

Her sunglasses are as big as her tits.

those freckles are fucking disgusting!!! i'd kill myself is my skin looked like that!

those freckles are fucking disgusting!!! i'd kill myself if my skin looked like that

Speaking of cows, it seems like Lindsay stood a little too close to the back of one. ;)


She's got a weird shape; no hips and no waist. Anyone who thinks that I'm criticizing out of jealousy is wrong. It just takes more than what she's got to impress me.

#46: She doesn't have an eating disorder dumbass. Just because she isn't chunky like she was at one point doesn't mean she's unhealthy. There are a lot more fat people out there with serious problems than there are people that are too skinny. In the past week alone just around town I've probably seen 500 overweight or obese people and I can't think of a single one I thought appeared unhealthy because they were too thin. People need to worry less about thin people (especially since 99% of the time they have a distorted view of reality and/or have no idea what they're talking about) and more about fat people. I think it's great she's lost some weight - she looks better and she's likely healthier.

I'm so sick of fat chicks ripping on skinny girls. Overweight hags need to quit complaining and do something about their own health situation.

Dear Lindsay,
I think you look fantastic lately. I am looking forward to seeing your next movie as well. You have grown into such a beautiful woman, and I am grateful that you have responded so eloquently to my letters through the Mind Visions the two of us share in the night. (I'm the Bat).
Please reconsider your Cock Love. I see now your freckles on your upper legs. I know that your girlfriend has freckles on her face. Maybe it is like connect the dots when you watch her lick you. I can understand how that would be appealing to you. But know this, I WILL DRAW FRECKLES ON MY FACE IF YOU WANT! I WILL HAVE THEM TATTOOED!
You are the Glory and the Light, Lindsay.
Sincerely yours, Mr. Sticky

She is enjoying herself on the beach, which is good to see but with the publicity stunts she has done over time to try to get back into the public eye, she has lost all respect and integrity.

It is worrying that the number of prominent freckles is increasing so quickly over time and she is so brown - she could end up looking like Donatella Versace at 53 - too much tanning can age the skin horrendously and Donatella is testament of this.
I would not be at all surprised if she went this way and ended up having Cancer due to irresponsible tanning.

#60, she did have an eating disorder "dumbass" and even confessed to it in an interview. Didn't I say she looked fantastic, you ignorant fuck?
I'm certainly not advocating obesity, in fact, it disgusts me how parents are killing their children by how they are feeding them absolute crap. But god forbid you have to watch a friend or family literally die from not eating or from going to excessive measures to lose weight because of jacked up body image.
I'm sure you're just against fat chicks because that's all you can get.

DISGUSTING FRECKLES

By the way, #60, I'm nowhere near fat, and although I have no idea what you look like, I'm certain I would find you revolting.

kill it with fire then beat it like you married its mom.

its clear she has an eating disorder, i hate going to the gym and seeing skinny as hell bitches, more so than i hate seeing fat people. I'm like get the fuck out you anorexic fucks, go see a shrink and quit making me depressed when im trying to work out.

and on topic, she's got great tits, expensive i'm sure, the rest is beyond awful and uninspiring. I'm into girls with freckles, redheads. they can be incredibly beautiful. Unfortunately lindsay is just too out of shape, she's obviously taken the easy road for a 'good body'. Cocaine and the centennial titjob.

WTF
I am a redhead with freckles, but I do not have freckles anywhere on my stomach or crotch. And they are not big blobby dark freckles either. Stay outta the damn sun lindsay, redheads aren't supposed to sunbathe. Have fun with your skin cancer. You already look like you're a 45 year old Frankie Muniz from Malcom in the Middle, in drag.

@68, lol so you are better than lindsay lohen is what i got from your post. so THATS why people visit celeb blogs, to feel better about themselves. free therapy ftw!

She's not too skinny! Contrary to these slander websites, she has been working out. Look at the perfect body tone. The triceps are a little flabby still but they're usually the last to tighten up.

Hahaha! Perfect body tone?! I'm sure that explains all the times the paps have caught her in workout gear. Body tone. That's a good one!

is it just me or does her bellybutton seem way too high on her stomach? what's it doing way up there?

freckles are beautiful and i think they look great! I wish i was covered in freckles!!! : (

She is repulsive. Face, body, everything about her is disgusting. If I had that many freckles, I would kill myself. Really no use in living, because that's the ultimate uglyness. Damn she's gross!!

she should date the black guy that dumped katy perry.

she should date the black guy that dumped katy perry.

@72
You're right. I never noticed that before. That's fucked

Her bellybutton is very high up.

I have no problem with freckles.

I do not find them revolting at all.

She isn't the most attractive woman, but she most certainly is not the ugliest.

not bad. she ought to yank those puppies up a bit higher, though. looking a bit too saggy for her age.

I'd still eat that bones and all.

Insult her fake tits and hair extensions, horrendous spray tan and publicity stunt lesbian relationship all you want, BUT LEAVE ALONE HER FRECKLES AND BELLYBUTTON you dipshits. She didn't CHOOSE those. How would you like it if someone made fun of you because of your natural bodily 'flaws'? Her bellybutton is high because...duh!...she's got a very short torso!! Anyone with a short torso such as her's will have a bellybutton higher than someone with an average or long torso. And I don't care what anyone says; SHE IS TOO THIN. If it was natural for her then I would have no aversion to it, but naturally she is at least 15lbs heavier. And I'm not saying she looks bad at this weight either, but rather that she looks bad because it's obvious she's not treating her body well.

She's too skinny.

Not into girls and I don't love her but she looks cute as hell with all of those freckles. Too bad she got rid of the ones on her face. I would work that body too if I had it!

Wouldn't kick her out of bed. Or the double-wide.

I've always said the she was beautiful & sexy! I hope someday she'll get her head togeather & her life togeather meet the right person( guy) and settle down. She really can act & sing despite what the critics say.

I've always said the she was beautiful & sexy! I hope someday she'll get her head togeather & her life togeather meet the right person( guy) and settle down. She really can act & sing despite what the critics say.

I've always said the she was beautiful & sexy! I hope someday she'll get her head togeather & her life togeather meet the right person( guy) and settle down. She really can act & sing despite what the critics say.

I've always said the she was beautiful & sexy! I hope someday she'll get her head togeather & her life togeather meet the right person( guy) and settle down. She really can act & sing despite what the critics say.

Her belly button is unusually high...she must've had implants via IV.

I wonder how much Lindsay's people are paying Celebuzz or whoever to make you move this post back up, so it looks like more people care about this trashy bitch....

I wonder how much Lindsay's people are paying Celebuzz or whoever to make you move this post back up, so it looks like more people care about this trashy bitch....

I wonder how much Lindsay's people are paying Celebuzz or whoever to make you move this post back up, so it looks like more people care about this trashy bitch....

The lord's gift; those mtit-tays.
The lord's punishment; those freckles.

Those look like a disease. LOL Sucks to be spotted.

Where's this bikini from? too adorable!!!

It all happened 22 years ago. As a woman was giving birth, she accidentally squirted diarrhea on her baby. That baby turned out to be Lindsay Lohan.

Where the fuck did her hips go???

Alright, calm down bitches with your complaining about her freckles! You aren't gonna be worried about her them while you fucking her fine lookin' Hollywood camel slot! You may however vomit all over yourself when you smell man-beast vagina on her breath.

When mighty Roast Beef was the Englishman's food,
It ennobled our brains and enriched our blood.
Our soldiers were brave and our courtiers were good
Oh! the Roast Beef of old England,
And old English Roast Beef!


But since we have learnt from all-vapouring France
To eat their ragouts as well as to dance,
We're fed up with nothing but vain complaisance
Oh! the Roast Beef of Old England,
And old English Roast Beef!


Our fathers of old were robust, stout, and strong,
And kept open house, with good cheer all day long,
Which made their plump tenants rejoice in this song--
Oh! The Roast Beef of old England,
And old English Roast Beef!


But now we are dwindled to, what shall I name?
A poor sneaking race, half-begotten and tame,
Who sully the honours that once shone in fame.
Oh! the Roast Beef of Old England,
And old English Roast Beef!


When good Queen Elizabeth sat on the throne,
Ere coffee, or tea, or such slip-slops were known,
The world was in terror if e'er she did frown.
Oh! The Roast Beef of old England,
And old English Roast Beef!


In those days, if Fleets did presume on the Main,
They seldom, or never, return'd back again,
As witness, the Vaunting Armada of Spain.
Oh! The Roast Beef of Old England,
And old English Roast Beef!


Oh then we had stomachs to eat and to fight
And when wrongs were cooking to do ourselves right.
But now we're a . . . I could, but goodnight!
Oh! the Roast Beef of Old England,
And old English Roast Beef!

Ummm I'm naturally 5'6" and 110 pounds so don't tell us that we're all anorexic. I eat whatever I want and stay that size. Sorry if it depresses you that some of us are naturally hotter than you fatties.

I think Lindsay looks like the right size for her frame. Granted she's not perfect, but I think she looks the best she could with the body she is born with, and damn better than most people.

Ummm I'm naturally 5'6" and 110 pounds so don't tell us that we're all anorexic. I eat whatever I want and stay that size. Sorry if it depresses you that some of us are naturally hotter than you fatties.

I think Lindsay looks like the right size for her frame. Granted she's not perfect, but I think she looks the best she could with the body she is born with, and damn better than most people.

^ "Naturally hotter?" LOL. Trust me, bitch, you're the only one who is impressed with yourself. Obesity runs in my family and I have to work my ass off (literally) to have the body that I do. But it's cool, because I am athletic and well versed in nutrition (not that cookie-cutter low-fat/Atkins/whatever garbage either), while people like you only look "healthy" AKA thin. Your metabolism will eventually slow down and you will become one of those miserable formerly-naturally-thin cows I see everywhere - That, and/or develop cancer or some other disease from a lifetime of "eating whatever you want." Good luck with that!

Its so said to see her anymore just a waste.

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There's a lot wrong with her but the freckles are ok.
Her belly button is like right below her chin practically, she has NO definition of waist or hips.
I prefer my ladies a bit curvier and less tranny looking.
Because in all honesty she's got a man's (or boy's) body except for the boobs.

Are her tits starting to look a little Tara Reid-y?

Are her tits starting to look a little Tara Reid-y?

I fucking knew you bump things on top to get more hits and that it wasn't just my imagination. You have successfully turned into a corporate whore, fish. GJ!


Also yeah, all those ads on top, to the left and to the right really improve the site.

Why is america going down today.
PARTLY BECAUSE THIS DAMN WHORE(including her mum)!!

More posed celebrity pics! Keep up the great work Superficial! You're really standing out from the pack!

p.s. teh firecrotcheted one needs mah penis to cure her of teh lesbos cuz sheez got nice bewbs

What's a T-rex?

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Her teeth are beautiful, what a nice smile.

She has looked better, but then again she looked worse. Perspective check -- http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g142/jooshh/lindsaybeforenafter.jpg

TO ALL YOU TALKING CRAP ABOUT HER BEING SKINNY - WE ALL KNOW YOUR SOME FAT HEFFERS AND ANYONE SKINNER THAN YOU "LOOKS UNHEALTHY" ONLY A FAT A*S WOULD SAY SHE'S TOO SKINNY. SO WHY DON'T YOU PRY YOURSELF AWAY FROM THE PC AND GO EAT SOME DOUBLE CHEESEBURGERS. LINDSEY IS BEAUTIFUL JUST THE WAY SHE IS.

TO ALL YOU TALKING CRAP ABOUT HER BEING SKINNY - WE ALL KNOW YOUR SOME FAT HEFFERS AND ANYONE SKINNER THAN YOU "LOOKS UNHEALTHY" ONLY A FAT A*S WOULD SAY SHE'S TOO SKINNY. SO WHY DON'T YOU PRY YOURSELF AWAY FROM THE PC AND GO EAT SOME DOUBLE CHEESEBURGERS. LINDSEY IS BEAUTIFUL JUST THE WAY SHE IS.

I MAYBE TOO OLD TO CARE ABOUT HER BUT I JUST DON'T GET WHAT MAKES HER SO IMPORTANT. HER MOVIES ARE FLOPS WHAT DOES SHE DO THAT MAKES HER IN THE NEWS? SHE IS A CUTE GIRL & HAS HER OFF MOMENTS JUST DON'T GET THE BIG DEAL.

I love those freckles. I would lick everyone of them if I could. And I agree with the comment above - she looks great and only someone FAT would say otherwise. GO LINDSEY for being beautiful and intelligent.

She looks great! And I'm jealous. I would have loved to be in bikini weather on New Year's

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what is up with all of these woman wearing bathing suits that go up the front crack? that is so unattractive, is it to prove you are really a girl or can we not afford a swim suit that fits.

females are such bitches listen to yourselves

Ignore the personality a bit and really, honestly tell me that you don't find her attractive. She is a BEAUTIFUL girl.

I think she looks good.......what's with all the kvetching about her freckles? She's a redhead, get over it.

camel toe! hehe and dam she use to look she fken hot now......... she eww!

Wow, she looks so much better when she's not with that ugly Sam guy.

If she didn't have boobs you'd all say she is too skinny. When people say they like curves they like they love boobs. A girl can be rail thin but if she had big perky boobs it would no one would care. The boobs save her, her face is a meh and the rest is just acceptable.

lookee, agespots

(x) Hot sorta lesbo in a bikini.

(x) Bulging boobies prompts at least 12 dudes to jackoff.

(x) Coke biatches in aviator shades are the bomb.

( ) Redeeming post involving a talented actress.

PS: Lindsay Lohan it's time to step up to this!

In Africa they would probably shoot, mount, and sell her.

Lindsey is amazing. I'm a girl and I'd go lesbian for her! She's beautiful in all ways,and very talented. I like all her movies and especially "Just My Luck". Oh and I love her freckles!!!!

Not a fan of freckles, but she's a pretty girl.

I'd like to introduce her to my zipper dragon, adorably named "Squirt".

lindsay lohanu r hot! i'd do it with u anyday!!!

OMG. She looks AMAZING! Some people pay big money to MAKE themselves look this good (i.e., botox, injections, make up, good lighting) but she's looking that great just naturally? What a naturally gorgeous woman!

Time to start my diet!!! lol.

omg phelps totally had the hots for her 4 years ago!
well now that he is star he doesnt need her name anymore- but of course he and the rest of the team will be bitching about all the "nobodys" that like them for his their "star quality" - hmmm...kinda hypocritical but so goes the way of fame.
loves it!

she is still really great looking though!

omg phelps totally had the hots for her 4 years ago!
well now that he is star he doesnt need her name anymore- but of course he and the rest of the team will be bitching about all the "nobodys" that like them for his their "star quality" - hmmm...kinda hypocritical but so goes the way of fame.
loves it!

she is still really great looking though!

que mujer por favor !!!,el que diga que no le parece atractiva es simplemente por que carece de gusto

saludos

eres [snipped...] ?

ahhh... truth... : )

saturday steppin' into the club...
...and it makes me wanna tell the DJ
Turn It Up
...I feel the energy all around
...
I just wanna be all over the floor
And throw my hands up in the air to a beat like [what...?]
I've gotta say respectfully...
I would like it if you take the cameras off of me
'Cause I just want a little room to breathe


never forget to b.r.e.a.t.h.e.

i/we ? babe... ))

Posted by herbiefrog on Jan 6, 2009 8:06 PM

She's hot and I don't care what anybody else says. In fact, I'd like to get some of those freckles in "mah mouf" if you know what I mean...

u boobs are sexy

such a cute bikini.
horrible spray tan.
adorable lilo tho!
she's so fab.
<3

she has a pretty face. i liked her with the black hair, and without that nasty butch girlfriend.

okay for all the people who are saying that you must be fat and jealous if you think she's too skinny....um well no that is just way too skinny. im a petite girl, but that is just not hot. i know if i was a guy i would definitely want something to grab and well besides the boobs, she has absolutely nothing. she looks literally 10 years old...no curves whatsoever

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