Jan 27 2009Lindsay Lohan has eaten 'two full meals.' That should fix it.
The past week Lindsay Lohan has been just a line of coke away from becoming a real live Jack Skellington, but worry no more, folks. Her rep says Lindsay has eaten two full meals. At some point. Probably spaced days apart. Page Six reports:
Responding to rumors we heard that Lohan is "surviving on candy and Red Bull" and "completely stressed out" by her rocky relationship with Samantha Ronson, her flack in sisted she's fine: "Lindsay is aware that she's lost some weight due to stress, but we recently did a photo shoot and she ate two full meals."
I'm sorry, but unless one of those meals was a Whopper the size of Reno, Lindsay's going to need a tad bit more sustenance. Find out how much Jessica Simpson ate over the holidays, then go with about a fourth of that. Or maybe just an eighth, we don't want to kill anybody.
Photos: Bauer-Griffin
Reader Comments
1. Que - January 27, 2009 12:15 PM
Que hot!
2. Jeezy - January 27, 2009 12:17 PM
Everything about this post is horrible.
3. Objac - January 27, 2009 12:18 PM
Umm we never said she was surviving off of "Candy and Red Bull".
We said she was surviving on "Coke and Red Bull"
and by Coke I mean Cocaine and by Red Bull I mean vagina.
4. Objac - January 27, 2009 12:19 PM
And by Vagina I mean penis.
5. anna - January 27, 2009 12:19 PM
agree , she'd look much better if she had an ass or at least a waist, but y is everyone so obsessive with her, there are lots of girls with like a billion body types and they are all beautiful in their own way so just let her be, not everything they write about her is the truth and nothing but the truth
6. Sportsdvl - January 27, 2009 12:20 PM
Wow, the talentless bitch ate 2 meals - who gives a shit? And who thought it was a good idea to do a "photo shoot" with this skank?
7. Famous Plastic - January 27, 2009 12:21 PM
That really is the best quote ever...ha. Two full meals?! WOW!!
8. nonane - January 27, 2009 12:25 PM
goddamn she is so hot...this is what all women should look like!
9. havoc - January 27, 2009 12:28 PM
She's skinny for the same reason Jessica Simpson got fat.
It's the only way to stay in the media and get their photos taken.
They got nothing else.
.
10. Mr. Jones - January 27, 2009 12:33 PM
Such a small mind... and so little to do...
11. Val - January 27, 2009 12:39 PM
Ya know that dude Samantha that shes been dating has a real sickly gaunt looking face. Cant help but wonder if Lindsay got something from him. Like AIDS.
12. Your_a_snooty_booty - January 27, 2009 12:40 PM
She still looks like she hasnt taken a shower in years... eww
13. Delgo - January 27, 2009 12:42 PM
Any sighted man who would not destroy this, is not a practicing hetero.
http://thesuperficial.com/2009/01/lindsay_lohan_attempting_to_ev.php?bfm_index=3
14. jabb - January 27, 2009 12:42 PM
her face is fug. otherwise good
15. Why - January 27, 2009 12:43 PM
Why does she always look mean? Nice to see her dressed by professionals instead of wearing those fugly cowgirl shoes and black tights.
16. Castallare - January 27, 2009 12:53 PM
Why are we still talking about her? Why is she still in the news? Why can't you kiss a hooker on the mouth?
17. Nattyb - January 27, 2009 12:57 PM
As long as her tits remain big that's all I care about.
18. Big Al - January 27, 2009 12:57 PM
She ain't worth writing about anymore - look at her. She is no longer relevant to anything. She be skanky too.
19. Red Yuck - January 27, 2009 12:59 PM
Nope. Still looks like a junkie or one of the Manson Family Chicks but with big fake boobs.
20. Sid - January 27, 2009 1:05 PM
Two full meals on a photo shoot = half of an M&M, and then later, the other half.
21. AndrewMacCloud - January 27, 2009 1:12 PM
I'm sick of those stars who don't appreciate their blessings...
She seems so ungrateful to be alive,that she's destroying herself by not eating enough..She's unworthy of the body she possesses, of the Star life that she has been given..
The Question is: " Does she starve herself to death because she truly wants to die or does she just want some attention?"
But not any more. ,
Now we will see if she 's willing to make the one big sacrifice that she relies on in order to go on living. Coke and red Bulls or another Two Full Meals...
She'd better hurry up. and follow the Jigsaw diet rules!
Live or die, make your choice
Let the game begin
22. Plastic Sturgeon - January 27, 2009 1:18 PM
These reps are a bunch of enabling assholes. I saw photos of her from a few days ago. She is emaciated, with her hip bones sticking out. What a good role model for her future media whore sister!
23. lorne - January 27, 2009 1:24 PM
sustenance, not subsistence, right?
24. jrz - January 27, 2009 1:30 PM
Her extensions weigh more than she does.
25. JPRichardson - January 27, 2009 1:38 PM
The wonderful thing about silicone is it won't shrink despite your eating disorders.
26. RichPort's Ghost - January 27, 2009 1:40 PM
Too bad they can't photoshop relevance.
27. Jadedkitten - January 27, 2009 1:54 PM
She could drop dead and I still wouldn't care
28. joe m - January 27, 2009 1:55 PM
So many skanky losers complaining about lovely Lindsay!
However she is almost anorexic and needs to gain about 15 or 20 pounds.
She also needs to give up sodomy before it kills her.
29. Racer X - January 27, 2009 2:04 PM
THE GOGGLES.... THEY DO NOTHING!!!
/she was thick in Mean Girls w/ FAT TITTIES
//QUE LASTIMA
30. cc - January 27, 2009 2:16 PM
Sometimes she looks so fuckable. But then you see the raw photos and the freckles that look like maggots crawling all over her and how she looks just like her grotesque mother, and then - POOF - limp dick!
31. Joe - January 27, 2009 2:19 PM
If you licked Ronson's sour freckled poon, would you have an appetite?
32. Rico - January 27, 2009 2:22 PM
Indeed, she looks so fuckable but then again not!! I would rather eat a ferret, alive, who's sick, and has herpes!!
But for any good Lindsay lyrics check out: wwww.shaxxers.com
Other lyrics also available....
33. mink - January 27, 2009 2:26 PM
umm she's not that thin. she looks normal
34. Lia - January 27, 2009 2:51 PM
Freckles give me nausea!
35. Really - January 27, 2009 3:05 PM
How is it when Alessandra Ambrosio looks this thin you say she looks great? Get a grip.
36. OMG! - January 27, 2009 3:11 PM
She still looks totally coked out... 2 full meals.. of what? Lettuce?
37. cavy - January 27, 2009 3:33 PM
Yeah she's thin....and beautiful. What more do you people want? Either stars are too skinny or too fat - there's no pleasing the public anymore. I think thin is better when you consider how disgustingly fat this country is becoming. I feel for people who really try and still struggle with weight issues, but I have no compassion for fat asses that shovel one hamburger into their mouths after another then bitch about thin/healthy people....I'll take "too skinny" anyday!
38. M- - January 27, 2009 4:05 PM
She in not a model nor does she even know "how" to model. Looks terrible..She's doing drugs again
39. Matthew - January 27, 2009 4:24 PM
HOHAN!
40. ph7 - January 27, 2009 5:06 PM
I bang her in acoked fueled frenzy. I'd do lines off her labia. She has a very nice set of cans - which I'm sure look great hanging down as she's nailed from behind.
41. Jeff W. - January 27, 2009 6:00 PM
Lindsay Lohan has borderline personality disorder. Anorexia is part of the diagnostic criteria. She will never be able to sustain a long-term relationship because of the mood instability associated with the disorder.
42. Sad - January 27, 2009 6:19 PM
It's sad, the weight loss, the drug use, the disgusting lesbian girlfriend, i mean if ur gna be a dyke at least be w a hot normal lookin chick, not some disgusting brainwasher whose gna turn u 'gay' n use u for ur fame n get u hooked on coke. Shame on Samantha Ronson, poor Lyndsay she could have been the hottest bitch in Hollywood, now she's just a joke...
43. Rabbit - January 27, 2009 6:46 PM
Damn, I don't care what anyone says... I would SO wreck that chick! A redhead with freckles, it doesn't get any better than that!
44. herbiefrog - January 27, 2009 7:14 PM
we already answered this...
...long time ago
[free pass... : )) ]
enjoy... ))
...and you others... can blow it out of your as [stop...]
45. Ummm...yeah... - January 27, 2009 7:18 PM
That skank is up there with Amy Shithouse as far as I'm concerned...
She needs to do everyone a favor and take a massive speedball...
then I guarantee she won't ever have to worry about being "stress out" again.
Hey Hohan, hurry the fuck up will ya?
46. Crazy Joe Davola - January 27, 2009 7:20 PM
A freckle-titted ginger. She's fug regardless of her weight.
47. el ces - January 27, 2009 7:21 PM
Wasn't she gonna whip Michelle Trachtenberg's ass?
48. Delgo - January 27, 2009 7:48 PM
I'd cokefuck her.
49. Balack Obama Fixin' America, 1 Nigga at a time - January 27, 2009 8:11 PM
Wow! That blue shirt is awesome! I want one!
50. spamfighter - January 27, 2009 8:52 PM
She again seems to have left her ass in her other pants.
51. Hi - January 27, 2009 9:06 PM
She is DEFINITELY smoking meth. Growing up I was friends with a girl who used, and she was a wealthy upper crust type cause it would make her lose weight. Well, anyways, if you've ever been around a methhead you know they always crave sugary shit like candy and soda. That's why the only times there's pics of her eating or buying food, it's one of those things.
52. gerard Vandenberg - January 27, 2009 10:40 PM
There are still (NAIVE & DUMB) americans who still think she looks gorgeous.
.........................................................MADHOUSE, folks?
53. Guest - January 27, 2009 10:54 PM
Why does she think she can model?
These look like paparazzi pics - only
she's wearing nicer clothes.
She's crazyy
54. SIN - January 27, 2009 11:11 PM
Blah blah blah...When is her lezzie porn tape coming out?
Want to have fun? Spill some sugar on a table 50 feet away and watch her run. She makes a Hoover vaccum look like its broke from how fast she would snort it up her nose.
55. Marius - January 28, 2009 6:58 AM
Looks like she has grown fur out of her upper body.
56. joanna - January 28, 2009 7:54 AM
Her hair is nasty!! somebody buy her a stylist!
57. sarah - January 28, 2009 7:57 AM
These shots are crap!
58. dude - January 28, 2009 9:15 AM
You people are effing nuts she's gorgeous. I'd hit that any time any day, condom notwithstanding. And the hipbones sticking out thing...smokin hot! She's a TEN you tards.
59. Ummm...yeah... - January 28, 2009 12:11 PM
#58, Listen supreme asshole, you are the reason so many fucking VD's are spread.
Look at that nasty, skanky whore again. Her hair is greasy, filthy and looks fucking terrible. She also looks like she has about 50 different diseases going on there. Yuck!
That piece of shit needs to take a bath, wash her hair, take the massive speedball I suggested and end it all...for the betterment of mankind that is.
60. Giggles - January 28, 2009 1:20 PM
I thought she died last year.
61. rufflefuss - January 28, 2009 2:30 PM
Yeah # 23! I believe that may have been what the 'fish writer was going for. Literacy, it's a tough nut to crack.
Speaking of crack,
Lindsay, EAT some FOOD! (that includes swallowing, not just chewing...)
Please.
When your clothing weighs more than you do, it's generally not a good sign.
And what kind of modeling is this? Who is this photo shoot for?
Fingerhut? Dolly's Discount Den? The Dollar Store?
Sure doesn't look like Dior...
Methinks Linds needs some greenbacks.
62. SIN - January 29, 2009 4:29 AM
Looks like she is trying to sell Kmart clothes.
63. Lisa Turtle - January 30, 2009 1:14 AM
This shoot is high-quality. Notice how they positioned her hair to give her boy-body the illusion of curves. I just hope she doesn't really think she's some gorgeous model and realizes that this brand is using her for her notoriety and nothing more. 5'4, shitty skin, ratty weave, saggy boobs, and crooked posture is usually not at the top of the list for what designers look for in a spokesmodel.