Jan 6 2009Lily Allen threatens to post Katy Perry's phone number on Internet

Camelfuckintoe. Gross.

Lily Allen is healthy, not fat. Pedophile men obsessed with boy-girl bodies are the only ones who think she's fat.

nice mound

I think it comes down to who has the bigger chest...

lilly's are small perky and sweet, but katy's are lovey and full...

Im torn!!!

katy is fit and i would make her face look like a plasterer's radio but i cant stand her songs also little bit of camel toe :D

Who the hell is Lily Allen and why is she so retarded? Holy crap! Post her phone number on the internet? Oh, forget it. If that happens your life is totally over. It's not like you can't call up your phone company and request a new number! What a moron.

They should just get a kiddie pool of cooking oil, strip naked and work this out the old fashioned way.

Kankles. Yup, she's a fatty. Truth hurts and she's jealous of the bag-o-chips Perry and her perfect form.

Lilly Allen wears mumus.

They're both talentless so who cares what they think.

Lily really needs to stop stooping to that level. She is obviously 10x more beautiful and talented than Katy Perry will ever be, and prolly the only celeb that I can say I am a little jealous of in the looks department.

"she's jealous of the bag-o-chips Perry and her perfect form."

yikes. you know how I know you're gay...

Lily should have told Katy to go jump in a cake.

i hope this little whore has her black baby right on stage.

um...who is lilly allen? other than a nearly made it in the u.s.. she's as relevant as the fart that just squeaked out of my south mouth.

We don't need weight scales anymore. Anybody who says Lily Allen isn't a fat pig is obviously a porker.

If that's fat in those pictures, I'll have a plate lease.

Umm, im guessing seeing as how Katy Perry has a bit of money, getting her number changed wont be that difficult. And here's a suggestion Lilly Allen, the next time you have someone's phone number and plan on doing evil shit with it, dont talk about it on facebook. Stupid English assface.

lilly allen made like what, 1 hit? theyre both irrevelant people that are made famous because no one makes any good music any more.

hey lily, jealous much?

Pictures of Lilly posted here about a year ago showed a lot of flapjack rolls on her belly. Actually her belly was all flapjack roll. Looks like the truth hurts.

At least Katy looks much better than the desperate, lard ass, no talent skank Kardashians.

Wait, they're not the same person?

Hey Suzie, every time you look in the mirror and repeat to yourself that you're healthy just remember everyone else thinks you're fat so have another tub of Häagen-Dazs and STFU.

*** DON'T FALL FOR IT ***

They both work for the same record company (EMI), and this is ALL ABOUT $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$.

Feud my ass. Don't be naive.

@10 No, please enlighten me. You mean to tell me that you'd take ol' muffin top over nice and toit Perry? I don't like 'em fat. Good titties, tight ass. Fat and lumpy, all yours. See? No fighting!

I would date either one. They are both pretty cool seeming.

They're both stupid ugly sluts so you ALL need to shut the hell up and order a plate of lard caserole and dig in!!!!

Chrissy Hynde just threw up in disgust.

I'd rather Lily Allen.

And Lily Allen proves again that Talentless Immature Chavvy girls are Talentless Immature Chavvy girls. And it doesnt surprise me that shes one of the irritating people that would join two groups for the same thing. Goddamn Facebook.

I'm not sure i would call katy perry talented, but she has a waaaay hotter body, so she gets my vote.

Suzie is fat.

If I had Katy's number, within hours she'd be kissing my dick and she'd like it. She'd like eeeeeeeeeeit.

I'd hit that shit like Ike on Tina.

Lily Allen will be dead from nicotine poisoning before this ever happens.

they should both just get real fucking jobs.

I am confused. First, I like Katy Perry. Second, I don't even know what Lily Allen is famous for.

But this feud sounds childish.

There's actually a famous person alive that doesn't yet know that they will get both good and bad attention? How did Lily Allen escape this knowledge?

I'd rather fuck Lily. Katie reminds me of a shit I took this morning.

i may be wrong....but didnt Lily Allen and Uffie have some GAY ASS online fued go on between them??? [sorry, i have a boring job and i play on the internet ALL day! :) hahaha] ANYWHO....sounds like Lily needs to get off her FAT ass [jk!] and get into the studio and make something that worth more than GARBAGE. im pretty sure more ppl on here can name 3 Katy Perry songs....and ZERO lily allen songs :)

BUT...this is ALL so gay. its like 12 yr olds on myspace :)

personally, i dont like either one of them :) SURPRISE!!!!!

happy tuesday everyone!

HELLO! ONE HIT WONDERS!!!!!

Katy Perry will never have another hit as big as "I Kissed a Girl", and it will NEVER be as good as Jill Sobule's song of the same name.

Lily Allen? Is she a singer? An actress? I got no fucking idea what she does.

Lily>>>>Kate all the day long.

Besides, trying to be all edgy with song titled " I kissed a girl"?
That was Jill Sobule in 1995 and her song was much better.

so....maybe her and Uffie didnt "feud" but heres some people she did "feud" with...[i just googled lily allen fued to see if uffie came up...she didnt but plenty of others DID....she is obviously in need of some attention!]

Courtney Love
Katy Perry
Lady Sovereign
Elton John
Charlotte Church [r u kidding me??]
Amy Winehouse
Perez Hilton
Cheryl Cole [no clue who that is, but apparently she called Lily "a chick with a dick" hahahahahaha]

WOW....this girl is LAME!!!! get a life lily allen! :)

Is Lily really jealous or just reacting to someone calling her fat? Seriously Lily you need to let the odd one go once in a while!

I don't know much about Katy Perry other than that irritating I kissed a girl song. I did hear an interview on the radio and she sounded like one of those endlessly happy chirpy people that I would want to hit after more than five minutes.

Katy Perry can't fucking sing. I saw her on July 16, 2008 at Vans Warped Tour. She has a man voice and can't hold a note if her life depended on it.

Who in the hell is Lily Allen?

Lilly Allen's not fat, she's just constipated. For 3 years.

And speaking of constipated--#39, you forgot Elton John.

#43 Elton John's on the list, FYI. Doesn't hurt to double check.

THANKS BILLO :)

BARRY IS AN FAT ASS IDIOT!

now i can start online fueds too!!!

JK BARRY!! and thanks for pointing out something that would make YOU look like an idiot, and not me :) luv it!

I have no idea who either of those crazy bitches are. And I don't care.

Katy is much better looking and is far more popular. Lilly is a fugly drunk who only got a record deal because of her dad, she is clearly jealous because her one hit wonder career was finished a year ago

39 - charlotte church is a big popstar in england, kinda like Britney over here, she is more than just that creepy 12 year old opera girl the us remembers her as...she boobie and sluttly like lohan

Lilly is immature! Lol. I like his comeback....."Put that in your SuperWall and Friend Request it, bitch! *drops microphone* "

lily over katy ANY DAY.

@48. Charlotte is not a big popstar here now, she has her own TV show and a jock boyfriend but I don't think she released more than one pop album a few years ago.

Katy Perry: 8/10
Lily Allen: 2/10

Hey girls, wanna earn a 10?

Katy Perry is so hot. Here she is in lingerie at a comedy club. She gets onstage and starts singing with the guy doing a parody of her.

Her tits look great.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEVSAYNWX5s

Oh relax silly Lilly. You have more talent in your little chubby finger than Skanky Katy has in her skinny-ass slut body.
And, if you're going to post her number, don't tell her ahead of time-just do it.
Once you put the threat out there she can change it in two shakes of a whore's ass.

Another "SHOWBIZ-FRIEND" of hers?

I never liked Lily Allen - her songs are soooo boring. She also comes across as a bitch...I hated her slit throat deer dress. She is also fat and jealous of the very hot Katy Perry.

You idiots saying Lilly is fat by looking at the picture above, thats katy, morons.

OOhhh, I'm sure she's running scared now! The big Facebook threat! She's holding that number like the Terminator holds a sawed off.

Dear Jesus, my ten-year-old daughter laughed and said that was the stupidest threat she'd ever heard. Will someone please dry that Allen moron out and save the last few braincells that are still firing?

i would eat the shit out of that moose knuckle

Lilly Allen is a jealous self-loathing posh girl!

#22 - If you're right and this is a fake feud, then there better be a drive by.

CAMMEL TOOOOOEEEE

...and so ends another chapter in WhoCares Drama Theatre.

Who the fuck are these shitty singers again?

I last shitty singer I listened to was Hilary Duff, and that was in 2003.

Who the fuck are these shitty singers again?

I last shitty singer I listened to was Hilary Duff, and that was in 2003.

Lily Allen is just jealous because she's a one-hit wonder, and Katy Perry has two.

jesus christ what a fucking moron, facebook ooohh big diss and as if its not impossible to fucking change her phone number.

hey anyone knows katy perry's weight? u think she's fat? i think not. just that her legs look a lil muscular. otherwise hot. so what's her real weight anyway? thanks! (:

lily allen is NOT fat but its obvious she thinks she is

Lily is an amazing singer, fuck Katy Perry.

Lily who?

katy is a sexy baba nd her songs are great, lily has a nice ass and would be cool if she shut her trap, i'll shut them both up, lily can suck me off whilst katy sits on my face PROBLEM SOLVED!

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Lily Allen is a major bitch. I'm glad Katy Perry insulted her.

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