Jan 30 2009Kim Kardashian milks Jessica Simpson for more free press

who gives a shit...asshole

Nothing funnier than a pig complimenting a cow on her looks.

This bitch is fishing for compliments. She knows she's not twice Jessica's size. She just wants her retarded 12 year-old fans to say "Oh Kim, you are SO SKINNY".

Somebody put a dick in her mouth so she will shut the fuck up.

We think your a huge fatty that like to be pee'd on.

"Folks, never ask a question you don't want to know the answer to. Because chances are it'll have something to do with you only being famous for hanging out with Paris Hilton before hawking your own sex tape which garnered you just enough spotlight to exploit your bulbous ass that by all laws of physics should have its own orbit, moon and why the hell not? An Arby's."

Bless you my son.

Jessica's an idiot,
that was a terrible outfit choice.

But she's still hot :D

Jessica's an idiot,
that was a terrible outfit choice.

But she's still hot :D

Jessica's an idiot,
that was a terrible outfit choice.

But she's still hot :D

When I read the first part of that title "Kim Kardashian milks Jessica Simpson" it sounded a lot more exciting than it turned out being.

"I am probably twice Jessica's size, so what do you guys think of me then???"

Now, now, Kim. We all know you only fuck nigs. For them, twice as big as Jessica is half as big as that girl next door, Bunifa Latifah Halifah Sharifa Jackson.

Kim Kardashian....SHUT THE HELL UP!!

UGH i'm so sick of her!

"...and EVERYONE seems to be asking me about Jessica Simpson's alleged weight gain."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Kim is milking Jessica in the hopes of getting a golden shower of publicity.

Reggie Bush looks like this retarded kid that went to my school in junior high.

"the fact that the media is sending this message out to young girls is mind blowing!"

To not put on 20 lbs in 2 months? Wow, yeah, that's just horrible.

Whatever, Kim. I'm sure I'll get a call about you soon enough.

All I know is if we want to stop Jessica, we'll need a bigger dart.

Enough talk. Kim and Jessica should strip down, oil up, and wrestle. Call it "The Battle of Sweet (Jessica) and Sour (Kim) Pork".

I'm surprised Kim could talk over the sound of piss splashing against her face.

I hope we talk about "weight issues" all weekend. Hopefully people will stop posting short snarky comments and start publishing dissertations. Especially ones disclosing their personal statistics and emotional struggles.

Damn, the title of this post was a HUGE letdown.....

I guess I'll have to go to lactatinghos.com.

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damn, i know this is unpopular, but she looks damn good....

That reminds me - I'm out of bacon and shaving cream.

#21 - hi Ashlee!

It's about time that women in today's generation started looking healthy, have curves and some talent. Kim and Jessica both are perfect examples of beautiful, young, successful women in the entertainment industry.

Kudos to you both for being real.

Randal

I would still tap that ass, are you kidding me? She added maybe 10-15lbs, so now instead of being a barbie doll superficial star, she's actually a more down to earth real woman. She is still hotter than half the female stars out there and I would still take that girl out to dinner then my hotel room.

This is like eavesdropping on a support group for loud fat girls who wear bug-eye sunglasses, too much makeup, and clothes that fit 30 lbs ago.

It's a big group these days. About 2/3 of American women.

"She added maybe 10-15lbs, so now instead of being a barbie doll superficial star, she's actually a more down to earth real woman."

More down to earth real woman? Who's the superficial one here? She's exactly the same PERSON she was before. Except 20lbs fatter.

DAMN, Look at that butt shot of Jess!
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F'n HOT, I tell ya!
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YUMMY! :)

Dang, check out that big flat broad ass with the lumps high on the hips! And the bulges of backfat that look so hot cuz she's wearing a tank top! HOT HOT HOT!

I think Kim is hotter than Jessica and she also has a NFL boyfriend in Reggie Bush. Maybe they should star in their own reality shows together as NFL Wives-GF!

white people are dumb

#19 HaHaHa, I agree! Nothing is more boring than reading " I am ______tall, and weigh_______ and wear a size _________ . Superficial, people, no one cares!

24

The problem is most Americans have too many curves because 70 percent of Americans are 30 pounds or more overweight. It looks like people are sick of this topic because there are only 32 posts. At this rate there is no hope for fat America. It is time to resize the park benches to a wider size. I hope Jessica gets back down to her sexy fit body and she has done it before in the past. I suspect there is no hope for Kim and she will always be a short fat female because she loves to overeat and it shows.

Do you like my picture? Here's what I'm singing: "I want my baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back ribs. Chili's...baby back ribs."

"Hey, mom, do you think this is a chance for me to horn in and get some publicity? I'd have to pretend to be nice to that butt-chinned white kkkunt but it'd be worth it I guess...FUCK! Is this mic on???"

hmmm, I suspect that anyone who goes on about Americans being overweight (apparently) everyday of the week on a celebrity blog is unlikely to be a paragon of fitness themselves. Just sayin'.

#36

It is ashame how fat Americans cannot understand the importance of being fit and healthy.

why would anyone ask YOU, kim, about jessica's weight? as if you know something people don't? as if you're an expert on the subject of other people's weight?

dumb ass fame whore. she needs to choke on a dick and drown in piss

she's not overweight. She's heavier than normal and the outfits are horrible, but she's not; most hollywood women are underweight.

obesity is out of control in this country and most people are overweight, but neither of these girls are.

Hey!

www.myspace.com/deathrowjacks !

f*ck simps!

I bet you Jessica's farts smell like guacamole and bacon... Still, I'd like to milk Jessica Simpson.

I agree with #1,
Who gives a fuck? Fish, you're a first class asshole.
Quit posting about these two skanky, mindless whores, whose only purpose in life is to swallow load after load of spunk.
That's the only fucking thing they're good for.

Is it me are does Jessica appear "stumpy" with the extra weght? It's almost dwarf like. I was in the 'backwoods" region of the country recently (looking for fresh roadkill), and noticed this same feature in the area families. One thing stood out! Their last names were either Jones, Smith, or Simpson.

"I am probably twice Jessica's size, so what do you guys think of me then???"

We think you're a nigger's stinking urinal and a FAT stupid repulsive egocentric nigger-loving whore, Kim. Now please go and get your tubes tied, you disgusting FAT sow, before you end up shitting out a litter of stupid ugly retarded FAT stinking shit-skinned burr-headed niglets.

" am probably twice Jessica's size, so what do you guys think of me then???"

Your fat, floppy ass is twice the size of Jessica. What do you expect; look how much the walking food/garbage disposal EATS!!!

Fat, skinny, tall, leprechaun.....doesn't matter. You're disgusting, Kim. Simply disgusting and without shame. Anything for money. Next we'll find out Reggie Bush pays her $150,000 for a weekend of anything goes. That means she would be overpaid by $150,000. She's worthless, disgusting, sleazy and nasty!!!

Go away KIM, you have no talent whatsoever and your 15 minutes were up hours ago you filthy disgusting whore!!!!

Kim (since it seems obvious you read this site),

If you look at the other blog entry you made, about how you saw Jessica and immediately knew what people would say, wouldn't that mean that you too viewed her as overweight?

So don't complain because people have stated the obvious, when you have also both observed and stated it.

I think its sad that we all feed into this strange weight obsession over female celebrities, including myself- because when I saw her I thought she looked fat. Its a like a wreck I can't look away from because I know photos distort these women- I saw Vanessa Marcil at the airport a few weeks ago and was shocked at how skinny skinny she is and suddenly realized the women we think are thin are really alarmingly so...

At the end of the day neither obesity nor starving yourself is healthy and these women are a testament to the fact that most Americans can't seem to find a healthy balance and love when a rich, beautiful celebrity can't either.

There are SO many dangers to being overweight, even just being 10 pounds overweight increases your health risks significantly. Here is a small list of the multitude of medical problems facing those who are overweight. Even worse are the risks for those who are obese, which since Jessica isn't I won't address here. Anorexia and bulimia, serious as they are, became huge buzz topics in the 80's and 90's and they are a real and present concern however they do not remotely compare to the immense problem that is the steady incline of overweight and inactive individuals headed for obesity in this world (and it is a problem throughout the world not just in the U.S.).

What is Overweight?

Overweight is defined as a condition of weighing more that what is IDEAL (Jessica's weight is NOT ideal by any means) for their height and body frame. If a person's weight is 20% or more above their ideal body weight, they are considered obese. Excess weight may come from muscle, bone, fat and/or body water.

A person can be overweight without being obese.

Dangers of being Overweight

Some of the dangers of being overweight include developing:

High Blood Pressure: When you have excess body fat, your body retains sodium. When your body retains sodium, blood volume increases and blood pressure rises. High blood pressure causes your heart to work harder, which is dangerous for the heart.

Diabetes: Obesity is the leading cause of type 2 diabetes. Excess fat makes your body resistant to insulin. When your body is resistant to insulin, your cells can't get the energy they need.

Stroke

Abnormal blood fats: A diet high in saturated fats increases the level of LDL (bad) cholesterol. 9this leads to a slew of dangerous problems, clogged arteries and heart attacks among them and people who are only slightly overweight can absolutely have heart attacks).

Osteoarthritis: Excess weight adds pressure to joints and wears away at the cartilage that protects them. (Thought bone disorders only affected anorexics hun?)

Sleep apnea: The more overweight a person is, the greater more severe the sleep apnea will be. (Sleep apnea is caused by a person’s neck fat actually suffocating them while they sleep and causes them to stop breathing).

Cancer: Men and women who are overweight have a higher risk of developing many different kinds of cancer. (Just being mildly overweight increases these risks).

Gallstones: Gallstones are more common in people who are overweight.

Weak Pelvic Muscles.

Digestive disorders which can be very serious.

Constipation and bowl problems that again can lead to serious long terms problems.

Cirrhosis of the liver (serious stuff).

Fertility problems (again people think only anorexics have fertility issues when overweight people often have severe fertility problems and are unable to get pregnant until they loose weight).

Polycystic ovarian disease which often causes infertility, the cysts often need to be removed.

Hormonal dysfunction which is an ocean of medical problems itself.

Thyroid dysfunction which also leads to multiple health problems and increased risks of thyroid cancer.

Back problems from carrying the extra weight.

Heart problems which can range from mild to severe and debilitating.

Loss of sex drive and relationship problems.

Depression which can bring on it’s own storm of problems and risks.

Physical Discomfort: As fat accumulates, it crowds the space occupied by your organs. People who are overweight may have difficulty breathing, walking or sitting which can lead to a laundry list of problems.

Gout:Gout is a joint disease caused by high levels of uric acid in the blood. Gout is more common in overweight people and the risk increases with higher body weight.

Fatty Liver Disease: Fatty liver disease occurs when fat builds up in the liver cells and causes injury and inflammation in the liver. It can sometimes lead to severe liver damage, cirrhosis (build-up of scar tissue that blocks proper blood flow in the liver), or even liver failure. Fatty liver disease is like alcoholic liver damage, but it is not caused by alcohol and can occur in people who drink little or no alcohol. You can learn more about fatty liver disease, also known as nonalcoholic steatohepatitis (NASH), from the National Digestive Diseases Information Clearinghouse www.digestive.niddk.nih.gov/ddiseases/pubs/nash

Pregnancy complications:
Overweight and obesity raise the risk of pregnancy complications for both mother and baby. Pregnant women who are overweight or obese may have an increased risk for:

Gestational diabetes: (high blood sugar during pregnancy).
Pre-eclampsia (high blood pressure during pregnancy that can cause severe problems for both mother and baby if left untreated).
Cesarean delivery or complications with cesarean delivery.
Babies of overweight or obese mothers have an increased risk of neural tube defects (defects of the brain and spinal cord), stillbirth, prematurity, and being large for gestational age.

Jessica *will* look fantastic even if she decides to put on yet another 10 lb at her personal leisurely desire just for life's sake. She's HOT while TheSuperficial is eventually starting to stale like a dried out American beer that bears no comparison to Bavarian expertise!

Have we covered Superficial's staff and their recent weight gains/contstant problems? Nope. They're irrelevant when it boils down to stuff like that and it's bottom-feeding fab that way, isn't it?;)

b.

http://www.imdb.com/media/rm37524480/nm0005433

Here is Jessica in October, she has packed it on very quickly. NOT HEALTHY.

#48. I'm sure you;d hate to find out that everyone at the superficial is in great shape, but guess what they aren't paid to stand around and be useless bags of brainless, spolied ass hotness, but guess who is??? DING, DING, DING! That's right it's Fatica and fucking eh she can't even do that right. So what the fuck is she good for?

hey #49, go away you stupid german nazi fuck

"what do you guys think of me then" ??????????? I'm not sure what I think of you then.

be sure: SOME COWS GO TO THE SLAUGHTER, folks!!

I meant #49

Stupid is as stupid does, superficial and ipa... thanks to Forrests like You!

-The Nazi-History Channel is located at #x on your remote, #51
-The Health Channel is located on channel whatever targeting overweight superficial.com staff.

You guys have excellent resources online to get rid of that excess weight that generally accumulates while taking pictures of celbs and not doing a thing for yourselves but trying to rake in a measly buck.

It's a very sad world, these days, and you still can't be proud of true accomplishments.

b.

31. If white people are dumb, black people are really dumb, as in just climbed down from the trees dumb. And for every white person that didnt respond to that you are fucking sheep faggots.

"I think its sad that we all feed into this strange weight obsession over female celebrities, including myself- because when I saw her I thought she looked fat. Its a like a wreck I can't look away from because I know photos distort these women- I saw Vanessa Marcil at the airport a few weeks ago and was shocked at how skinny skinny she is and suddenly realized the women we think are thin are really alarmingly so..."

Uh, yeah, the camera adds 15 pounds at least. It's not just something people say... I can always tell the people who live in some trailer in the middle of nowhere because they'll comment about a celeb that I've met in person being "fat." Trust me, if you guys saw Kim Kardashian, for example, anyplace other than your computer screen, you would not think she is fat.

So, what is the overall obsession about? Just let her do her do her thing, gain another 100 LB if she pleases, what's it to any of you but her PR department, duh?

I don't get the mayhem. It's silly carp while true political shit is hitting the fan. Duh.

oh come on people! These girls aren't fat , they are healthy.

Jesus #48 Go fuck yourself! No one wants to read your fucking health concerns for peoples weight!!!!

SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"I am probably twice Jessica's size, so what do you guys think of me then???"

We think you're a disgusting sack of shit, OK Kim? Now why don't you and your loathsome retarded shitskin go flush yourselves down the toilet, you revolting mudshark.

To me, it's a dumb-shi*t PULL. Period.!I'm with # 55 (ipa-still-looking-for-the-history-channel.)

The rest can piggy on celeb carp, that's not going to have anywhatsoever effect on our well-being.

MAY GOD FORGIVE YOU ALL!!! I CAN JUST IMAGINE WHAT THE PEOPLE LOOK LIKE THAT ARE MAKING THESE COMMENTS.LOL HOW ABOUT EVERYONE GROW A PAIR & START POSTING YOUR PICTURES WITH COMMENTS.

Neither weight gain nor loss is permanent. Why is this a big story? She'll be thin again in a year. Who cares?

I'd like to lick kimk's asswhole then pee on her plump ass

I'd like to pour gravy on kim's asswhole and lick it up .... then i'd pee on her tits

I'd like to pour gravy on kim's asswhole and lick it up .... then i'd pee on her tits

I'd like to pour gravy on kim's asswhole and lick it up .... then i'd pee on her tits

@ 48 (and your ilk)

I'm with # 59...

STFU ALREADY WITH THE GODDAMNED DISSERTATIONS ON OBESITY !!! Nobody gives a deep-fried FUCK about this shit-- or what size your jeans are, your measurements, your height, BMI, or how unhealthy it is to be fat, blah blah fucking BLAH. (Are you listening FCS?) Let me repeat that again for emphasis, just in case it didn't sink in the first time: NOBODY CARES TO READ YOUR SERMONS ON THE EVILS OF OBESITY. It's tedious, irritating, and completely self-indulgent-- kind of like the celebs bashed on this very site.

So the next time you feel the need to spout your half-cocked verbal diarrhea every other post-- go grab a paper bag and start breathing into it slowly. This is The Superficial-- a celeb bashing site-- where the point is to eviscerate self-absorbed Hollywood A-holes for entertainment, not to write a motherfucking term paper for health class.

To sum up:

UNACCEPTABLE: "If Jessica Simpson doesn't lose weight, she will likely have health problems down the road like many overweight Americans. Obesity is a real issue in America and needs to be taken seriously."

ACCEPTABLE: "Rumor has it Jessica Simpson lost 20 pounds last week. Apparently, the ham she was eating slipped out of her hands and rolled under the sofa."

Hope this helps.

Jessica's ass looks really hot in that picture. It's the perfect shape and everything. Any male who would deny that is gay or screwed in the head...

# 68 you need to relax dude! go jerk off a little, maybe you'll lose some of the anger.

btw, jessica does still look hot. i'd still go lesbian with her.

I like the first 5 words of the title isolated...

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the human urinal speaks again

They are both fat, Kim just carries it all in her ass.

i think it's so awesome that kim kardashian is standing up for jessica! someone needs to because she's not fat!

www.provocativeremarks.com

If your not famous for having a specific talent then why not be thin? It's like your one job.

Yes, Kim, to a fat person, Jessica doesn't look "fat".

Girls with "eating disorders" are never honest with themselves or other people. Their real problem is that they're hopelessly neurotic. The food and body image stuff deflects from the real problem. If you fix their "disordered eating" you know what happens? THEY'RE STILL HOPELESSLY NEUROTIC. It has nothing to do with "unhealthy beauty ideals enforced by the media." If they had been born in some fattie-worshiping culture, like Samoa, they'd be whining about "the constant pressure to be fat." Any time spent on their "food issssssssues" is wasted time.

#48. Listed the risk for being OVERWEIGHT, the risks for obesity are far worse and far more intense. So wake up and smell the reality, not the cheeseburgers. Even being 10 pounds overweight carries serious health risks and anyone getting pissed about the list of dangers for being overweight is overweight themselves and in denial. Sorry if we are sick of paying taxes to care for people who are only in hospital because they couldn't put down the burger and go for a walk.

I can't believe someone used the camera adds 15 pounds excuse.

How many fucking camera's are on her then???
Or if camera's add 15 pounds then she should stop eating camera's.

Now how the fuck is it that a few months ago she didn't have these extra 15 pounds, is she being captured with new fat enhancing camera's? Nope methinks not. She gained a very unecessary amount of weight in a very short period of time. Wake up dumbasses it's called "that's fucking unhealthy". THE END.

Here she is back in october 2007: That's just a few fucking months ago.

http://www.imdb.com/media/rm37524480/nm0005433

"ALLEGED" weight gain????

Note to Kim: just because your father was an attorney, doesn't mean you have to use big words that you don't know the meanings of!

So, Kim says she's "probably twice the size Jessica is," yet she said at one point that she's a size two? Somehow, the math just doesn't add up. Jessica sure ain't a size zero, that's for sure!!

I think Kim must be twice the urine soaked fatty. I also think the media should tell young girls not to wear Mom Jeans or ANYTHING with leopard print on it.

Obama to Ashlee Simpson: "Any news channel who's worrying about Jessica getting fat probably needs to spend time focusing on real stories out there.

"Having said that, Jessica should lay off the donuts and fried chicken. You're walking by your fans, your supporters and your fat rolls are boiling out of your Mom Jeans, what's going on with that? Walking around the stage showing your fat rolls."

"Enough talk. Kim and Jessica should strip down, oil up, and wrestle. Call it "The Battle of Sweet (Jessica) and Sour (Kim) Pork"."

Fantasstic.

As for what the world thinks of K.K.? Well, others have stated it well enough already. =D

jessica simpson is not fat. if you think about it its style of the jeans and the high belt. i think she looks great, she just chose an outfit that was not great for her. get over it and leave her alone.

Kim is super hot.

I agree the outfit is gawd awful and completely unflattering on most body types...but..its not the style of jeans that is causing that flabby face, hefty arms and the fact that it looks like her muffin top is being pushed out somewhere near her armpit due to the double belting required to hold in that gut....

When do we get to see Kim in her own video blog, behind a curtain, tearfully exclaiming, "Leave Jessica alone!" 'Cause when that happens, the internet will have gone full circle and implode on itself. Also, the terrorists will have won. (too soon? Is it still too soon?)

Eh, I'm not seeing it.

Those jeans are awful, and make her lower body look huge. I don't think she's actually gained any weight, I think it's just the clothes.

(And for the record, I'm of an average and healthy weight. Pics of me are not hard to find.)

#70

Apparently my post hit a little too close to home. Sensitive much?

# 79 Please read post #68. then STFU. Repeat as needed.

And now I think I'll drive my ass to the tanning bed, speed on the way there, have a shitload of beers at the bar, smoke my face off, snort a couple lines, and have some condomless sex with some anonymous random fuck and then drive my drunk ass home.

LIFE IS FULL OF RISK YOU FUCKTARDS!

As an SC alum, I am ashamed that Reggie Bush is tied to this publicity whore. You sold out for the booty, Reggie, you sold out.

@ 68 & 90: THANKYOU, finally some sense prevails.

Seriously..the high waisted pants on someone that is 5 foot 3 is a terrible idea. Mom jeans on anyone's body make it look much worse. ALSO - what is making her look large? The arms? She has short arms because she's short - even when she was in incredible shape for dukes of hazzard she had big arms. I think she's probably 5 pounds heavier than usual. Definitely not as huge as they're making her out to be.

SCREW U ALL. WHERE IS KNEE HA HA AND FRANK

who cares, she now has back titties.
and as we all know, 4 titties are better than two.
NOW, if Kim can get in there, then 3 asses and 6 titties could be the greatest fucktopuss ever made!

@ #92: Oh for fuck's sake, RB is just a dumb stupid nigger. WTF did you expect? Did you honestly think the stupid groid wouldn't fall in love with his own urinal?

WAKE UP!!! HE'S A DUMB RETARDED SHITSKIN!!! HE PROBABLY DRINKS HIS OWN URINE AND EATS HIS OWN STOOL!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

@95

Please don't summon those fucktards. They're probably busy poking each other's dirt-holes with replicas of the world trade center, whispering sweet conspiracy theories into each other's ears, and exchanging "inside (knob) jobs".

she is always very hot, no matter here or on b l a c k w h i t e friends . c o m. i read many news about her, also her hot pics and videos

Why has no one asked Superficial to clarify whether the moon orbiting Kim's ass has an Arby's on it, or is actually an Arby's orbiting Kim's ass? Important distinction! Any moon can have a fast food joint on it, but to have such an establishment orbiting one's ass along with other satellites is pretty damn impressive.

@84 - This is a great idea.

@91 - What are the rewards for those risks?

Once again, The Superficial steps up and reminds us of Kim MegaAss Kardashian's historic climb to her current level of fame whoredom. Entertainment news these days is full of pictures and stories of women famous for nothing; Kim, Paris, Heidi, Lauren, Ali, etc, etc.....they can't sing, can't act, aren't even that hot, and mostly just take up space. And they are an insult to those women who can actually sing and/or act !

@ #10 we love you too. Signed the nigs.

I look hotter than her ;) pics of me in my link :)

What's the difference between Kim Kardashian and a urinal? The urinal is smarter and more attractive

meat

#106

A urinal has a purpose in life

106- you think you are funny - but not really because Kim K is a borderline goddess. Maybe if she wore a blonde wig? Maybe the urinal you are talking about was wearing a blonde wig. A Mexican would fuck a dog if it was wearing a blonde wig...

Nothing's worse than a fat woman who tells you there's nothing wrong with her being fat.

Being fat is a problem. Ask any doctor. Ask any sane person.

There's no reason to be fat. BEING FAT MEANS YOU ARE LAZY. There is virtually nobody alive who is fat because of genetics or because of some disorder they cannot control.

"milks"

you crack me up

does anyone know what shoes reggie bush is wearing in that picture? i need to know

I will milk them both, as long as they "milk" me too.