Jan 13 2009Kim Kardashian making workout video. Why not?

wow - first

that's got to be fun to ride.

OH YOU DIRTY GIRL YOU!

She has to dial "1" before pooping.

She looks like 40 yr old fat housewife

Sorry, Kim. "Buns of Steel" has already been made.

"Buns That Deflect Pee Like Water off a Duck's Back" can still be used though.

Kim is spot on with this idea because she's been consistent in looking great since she burst out onto the entertainment scene. Her form curves like a cobra ready to attack and it's no wonder so many women find her healthy look so appealing.

Randal

Is she smuggling balloons? Shouldn't her pants say "Wide Load," by law!?
OMFG

wouldnt mind seein her doin squats

Well, her last video got my forearm in fantastic shape.

get off the phone and douche that nasty business of yours, you over-assed, no-talent leech.

thundar thaighs

no way i'd wanna work out and end up with an ass like hers no matter how ginormous i am.

Her butt is like a characture of a butt.

She smells like Osama Bin Laden.

Camel face!

Who would want to buy a workout tape from a short fat female who is over 30 pounds overweight? Kim is wearing her butt girdle again and the last photo shows an unflattering wide and square looking fat butt.

I suppose if you are a fat chick then watching another fat chick like Kim working out might make one feel better about oneself .

Ok the Robinhood joke was really funny.

Does she seriously think people would think she is a good role model for fitness? She is pretty, but that is plastic, genetics and pampering...not the result of working out

#14 - what's a characture?

The last picture of Kim reminds me of my grandmothers butt, bless her heart. She always wore spandex pants and a girdle like Kim.

Since when is sitting on your ass eating Cheetos considered a workout?

Quick, somebody call Kirsty Alley! Her workout secret is no longer secret!!!

You guys suck, 3/4 of the people complaining are gays or women that are jealous about her.

I'd hit that shit, so would a lot of guys if they seen her in person.
SUCKAS!

#10 Jones, you are hilarious. haha, good one.

fucking her ass would be like throwing a sausage down a road.

i`d still give it a go tho.

I would start a war for plumbing this ass.

At least not a against a big country, maybe albania or so.

Now you listen here, Miss. I don't care if you have a television show. I don't care if you have 100 television shows. The only show I care about is the show of force that protects all the tax-paying residents of the city of Los Angeles. While you're in that city, Miss, you WILL obey its laws. You might not care about the welfare of your fellow citizens but I'm sworn to protect them and that's what I intend to do. Now tie a red flag to that thing before some innocent unsuspecting driver crashes into it.

well... her ass definitely looks weird, I've never seen one like that, unless people disguised as fat women with butt pads, it is out of this world. I don't think she is fat, she's alright but that ass..mmm.. I don't know.

Characture: A cartoon drawing of a person with exagerations of specific features.

I bet there's cheese growing between those cheeks. You couldn't spread those wide enough for even Ron Jeremey to get it in the hole. Maybe she uses a garden hose or a pressure washer to cleanse her arse after each shat? No one has arms long enough to physically wipe that ass...

As long as she's sweating and bending over....I'm in .

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Isn't that kinda like:
-Dick Cheyney, Sarah Palin and Jennifer Lopez making a Peta video
-Or Elizabeth Hasselbeck making a lesbian video or a vote democrat video campaign
-Or Britney Spears making a parenting video
-Or George Bush making a video about being a great leader or a video about world history and geography
-Or Tom Cruise making an athiest video or a video about the dangers of cults
-Or Angie and Brad making a childless by choice video
-Or Jennifer Anniston making a video of her second wedding
-Or John Mayer making a good music video
-Or Russel Crow making an indepth video about how to prepare for a role and become the character you are playing
-Or Paris Hilton making an abstinence video or a video about volunteering and charity work
-Or Nicole Kidman making a video about how much she is turned on by TALL men
-Or Katie Holmes making a video about being a strong, independant free woman who isn't brainwashed
-Or Ellen Degenrous making a video about how much she loves the color pink and wearing dresses
-Or Donald Trump making a video about materialism and megalomania
-Or a bunch of tweens making a video about how unhealthy idol worship is
-Or Superfish waking a video about how much he loves and respects celebrities.

Please add to this if you wish

I have made a great living from drawing women with big butts. My exact physical ideal female would be tall, thick legs, and a big butt. Kim does nothing for me because she is a short woman with a big ugly loose butt.

This chick is foul. Her ass looks like someone put watermelons in her pants. Seriously it looks like a shelf in the 1st pic. I think maybe she has implants or had one of those procedures where they inject fat into your ass. What a cow.

#34

I am a cosmetic surgeon on break having lunch right now and I know of no cosmetic surgeon who would put butt implants on a female that already has a big butt. Kim is simply wearing a support girdle which makes her butt look unnatural.

After she makes this workout video I hope to talk her into making an anal only sex video wherein she merrily subjects her ass to multiple encounters with my prying penis. By the end of the movie I'll be painfully bruised from the concussive force of her giant butt cheeks but the important thing is, I'll be happy.

You damn right I peed all over that ass!!!!

she's a big fat tub of lard. and maybe if you spelled 'caricature' right people would know what you meant

oh, you meant a caricature.

her ass would make a great BowFlex accessory.

@38

are you maybe a little bitter cos you`ve got a really fat ass like kardashian but no one wants to merrily subjest your arse to multiple encountters from a penis as number 36 suggest?

me thinks so. go get a dildo fatty fatty fat fat.HAHAHA

Kim, you ignorant slut! Little, short, nasty bitch with the ass of a cow. You have no talent whatsoever yet your desperation is monumental. Tell us what you aspire to be when the rest of your body catches up with your gartantuan ass. A birthing machine? Your IQ is obviously less than 30 you fucking retard.Only a disgusting shitstain, such as yourself, would find your ass sexy. You're sleazy, disgusting, vile, nasty and foul smelling.

I see much better looking women daily, everywhere I go. You nauseate me, you lard ass, flapjack roll, disgusting stinking piece if shit.

If anything I figured she'd make a fishing video,and title it "Trawling Through Compton With Sixty Pounds Of Ghetto Bait In Your Pants,The White-Trash Guide To Successful Mudsharking,Starring Kim Kardashian and Her Sisters,Sasquatch And Buttugly."

If anything I figured she'd make a fishing video,and title it "Trawling Through Compton With Sixty Pounds Of Ghetto Bait In Your Pants,The White-Trash Guide To Successful Mudsharking,Starring Kim Kardashian and Her Sisters,Sasquatch And Buttugly."

There aren't many things in this world that I would sacrifice myself for... but goddammit, that ass is at the top of the freakin' list.

Think she has the guts to emphasize the importance of hydration?

Hmmm, how about making a Russian Roullette video instead? That would sell big time. Or just shoot your man-faced tranny ass in the face & not film it. Basically, as long as your disgusting goatness dies it'll be all good. Die fatty die.

#35 Im just curious. Have you ever felt guilty for performing cosmetic surgery on anyone before? Im not asking because Im insinuating that you don't do a good job, but since you're a Dr. is it rewarding for you? Do you ever want to work in other areas in your field? Do you like helping people feel better about themselves only, or do you actually love helping care for people? I've just always been curious about plastic surgeons. Part of my curiosity comes from seeing a talk show that featured a cosmetic surgeon who had a wife who was crazy about getting plastic surgery done. He did perform quite a few on her, but after a while he wouldn't do anything on her anymore. He said she was absolutely beautiful the way she was. I agreed with him when I saw her before pics. Im studying to become a nurse, and I really respect doctors highly. I just wondered if you've ever longed to be in the emergency room at all. I mean you had to have worked very hard in pre-med, medical shcool, and at your residency right?

#35 - maybe her butt wasnt so big before implanting it - ya ever think of that Doctor? Why would you even comment to me - it my opinion not a surgical diagnosis.

I guess my last post was totally off topic. Hey yall Kim may have some junk in the trunk, but she's not fat. Im not a fan of hers, but I think she has an absolutely beautiful face with pretty eyes. Why do so many people dislike this girl? She may have done some not so respectable things in her life to achieve fame, but so many other stars have as well. I mean C'mon yall Im talking about a gorgeous woman like Marilyn Monroe who, was very pretty, but most definately made a reputation for herself. She was also pretty busty and curvy as well. The thing is people idolize her still instead of demeaning her. What's the deal with Kim?

#23, I wouldn't fuck that with your little dick.

Damn look at the booty!

The scary thing is...those 'pants' are made of carbon fibre. They are straining to contain the giant ass within.

I think it's safe to assume she'll never drown?

to those of you that think she's fat - you serious? i guess kate moss, nicole richie and the olsen twin are sexy? wow, lotza perverts out thea.

ASS 2 ASS!!!! She should have been in the movie Requim of a Dream, ASS TO ASS! ARSE TO ARSE!!!!

No wonder she only dates black guys, no self respecting, attractive white guy will go near her crap sack. She does have a pretty face though.

She does have a pretty face doesn't she #56. Sounds like you'd rather take a woman with a nice body and ug face over a woman with a pretty face and a not so perfect body. Maybe Im wrong...maybe guys want it all. The hair, face, and body all have to be in check. Im glad Im no where near fat though, and I almost have a fat phobia. Don't think I'll have to worry about that though...I got daddy's genes who is still as thin as he was the day he met my mom. Anyhow I just don't consider Kim K. to be fat at all. She has a badukadonk though.

She is very beautiful, but why does she like to join ***seekingsugarmomma. c om****? I really do not know why. seems that she likes that site so much. she puts so many info. there.

that's a big ass butt.

That's gross.

That's gross.

That's gross.

pudgy whore.

Does she get synthol injections in her butt? Watch (or image google) "The Man Whose Arms Exploded" then look at this picture.

How "WET" she is?
................................YOU SEE THE THE WATER, folks?

i'm shocked i don't see random objects orbiting her ass; it's so big you'd think it'd have its own gravitational field

go to PLASTICSERGEANT.COM and see what kim looked like before she had cosmetic surgery on her butt. it's undeniable she had implants. pictures are worth a thousand words.

Has someone located her ass in google maps?

That first and last picture are ridiculous.

i can bet you that only a man with a really big c...k can f this woman so for all the little pipi ameican boys.....this girl is too much for you. you better stay and wait for some super skinny chick to give it to you b/c you c..ks are so little that you can't even penetrate this woman. Still I have to admit she is at least 20 pounds over the weight, how ever she will always be too good for the american little pipi boys, with little balls and short comings.......you guys suck so bad that it's ahsame to be called a men. yea?

That butt is so fat, when you tell her to haul ass, she gotta make two trips.

That butt is so fat, when she farted she launched herself into orbit.

one more...

That butt is so fat, she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy.

bahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i think it's kinda funny how people get so bent out of shape over her.

i think a workout tape is silly but she is pretty and i think thickness is sexy. she isn't a size 2 (and no, i'm don't think there is nothing wrong with being that size BUT a lot of people want women to believe that that is the ONLY acceptable size which isn't fair) and she still looks good. some people like big asses and some don't - who fucking cares? it doesn't make her some ugly fat cow just cause she has curves and is trying to make a living.

i'd hit it. i'd probably have to gag her.... but i'd totally go lesbo for a night :p

LMFAO@ 42 why don't you tell us how you REALLY FEEL!!!! LMFAOOOOO

That ass needs tail lights... and a back up BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP...

GOD DAMN!!!!!! now thats a bubble butt. i want to bury my face in that! las nalgas bien paraditas! nalgona!

Go to page 7 of PLASTICSERGEANT.COM there are four links to photos that show Kim before her butt enhancement. Personally I think she had a Brazilian Butt Lift

#75

Kim has a man made bubble butt thanks to her Spanx support and butt girdle. BUT the last pic shows Kim's entire big fat square ass! Ugly loose butt! If Kim were 4 or more inches taller and firmed up her butt, then she would have sexy curves, but she is just a short fat chick with a big loose butt.

That's some serious ass.

@ #42:

"Kim, you ignorant slut! Little, short, nasty bitch with the ass of a cow. You have no talent whatsoever yet your desperation is monumental. Tell us what you aspire to be when the rest of your body catches up with your gartantuan ass. A birthing machine? Your IQ is obviously less than 30 you fucking retard.Only a disgusting shitstain, such as yourself, would find your ass sexy. You're sleazy, disgusting, vile, nasty and foul smelling.

I see much better looking women daily, everywhere I go. You nauseate me, you lard ass, flapjack roll, disgusting stinking piece if shit."

***WOW***. As for PlasticSergeant.com? Yes. That a$$ is definitely plastic.

Why not? Cause I'd push that fat-ass bitch out da bed every morning if she wasn't holding her checkbook balance in front of me when I woke up. A wise person once said (on this website) Men in Hollywood are judged on their talent, women in hollywood are judged on their looks.' This tramp has neither, and should be working at the Shell station five blocks from me, instead of the polite, pretty, college-attending girl that takes my money weekly. That is all.

omg freaky butt.

Why is she famous again?

#35
DR.s have no limits when it comes to putting huge breast implants into women. If it is what the women wants (even crazy huge implants) there will always be a few DR.'s who will do it for her.

MANY Cosmetic surgeons cater their patients request - if this wasn't true Michael Jackson wouldn't look like a freak. That Tabitha chick...and all the WTF plastic surgery pics u see on this site would not exist.

SO, what you say is total bullshit. IF Kim wanted to go from big butt to huge butt, she could have EASILY found a DR. to give her fat transfer or implants.

She is so attractive and I have seen her on Meetwealthy. com,I also met many Sexy, Curvy, Classy Women, open minded rich couples, hot rich guys, nice wealthy admirers, even some celebs.