Jan 26 2009Jessica Simpson, what in the hell?!

Hefferca Simpson OMG that was so funny

First!
She's fat

This is her best Tonya Harding look!

She's fat but at the same time she kinda looks like your friends hot mom that you secretly masturbated to in middle school.

She's definitely put on some weight-but to be fair-that's a HORRIBLE outfit that would reveal any extra pounds on anyone! And her boobs make her look even bigger up top. Not to mention her overinflated lips!

Fat hick bitch. I'd still stuff her like a turkey.

Mom jeans are nasty!!!

Jeans are doing the camel toe thing in Pic # 11. They are trying to wedge into her fat twat.

Dear lord, is it true?? Are those nasty high waist jeans making a comeback?? I'm gonna miss those t-backs...

I'd still do nasty things to Jess, although I may need to work out a little more before I can perform some of the more acrobatic sex acts I had planned with her...

I'd still fuck the living shit out of her....lets not pretend any of you can wrangle something hotter...unless you literally wrangle a femanoid into the trunk of your ford tempo

Oh come on. It's just a bad outfit. She is NOT fat. She probably weighs 125 pounds. And you wonder why women think they should binge and purge--you expect all of their bodies to look like that of a peppy young 12 year old boy. Gay! You all must either still be children or wishing you could touch some.

I'm surprised, either all of these photos are terrible or she actually has let herself go.

Hideous. I used to fap to her all day.

i'm less concerned bout her weight increase...but damn, folks, look at her face. that's more than just fake lips, she looks like an alien! brrr...

i'm less concerned bout her weight increase...but damn, folks, look at her face. that's more than just fake lips, she looks like an alien! brrr...

Woa, Tomy Romo, there's an easier way to get your girlfriend to stop bitching about her sister's baby than booze and food namely, "hey, does this smell like chloroform?"

Well...we all put on weight now and again I suppose..but..she's not someone that can wear it well. And what the crap is up with the jeans and the giant belt and the skin-tight shirt? It just looks awful. The belt pushes up the back fat..everytime she turns to the side in those pics you can see it trying to escape!!

surprisingly her butt still looks great. maybe she went on a cheetos binge.

id still be dirty with it.

"Mr. Plastic Surgeon, please make me look like a fat Fergie."

Mission accomplished.

i don't think she looks fat at all
i thought you would say something about the mom jeans

You guys should be ashamed. She's not overweight compared to the rest of our country. Lay off of her. It's funny how non-famous act with so much jealousy towards those that are famous. And just because she doesn't have any hits right now, doesn't classify her as not being famous.

No, she's pretty damn fat. Don't sugar coat it, she's just fat.

an unshakable law of the universe: chicks with big tits get fat.

She does look like she put on a little weight, but those pants are not helping hide it at all. Terrible choice in outfit. Someone needs to tell her to but maternity pants AFTER you get pregnant. Maybe she doesn't care since this is a Chili cookoff after all. And she has Romo millions to spend.

WHAT A FAT ASS!!! Porky The Pig...What a Cow!!!!! Yuck, the fat is hurting my eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT A FAT ASS!!! Porky The Pig...What a Cow!!!!! Yuck, the fat is hurting my eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Damn that's a NASTY FUPA

flattering trousers

I'd still hit it like hell, mmmm juicy!

@28 GUNT

Maybe she got stung by a bee just before performing. Ok... maybe a couple dozen bees?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Looks as if she went back in time and raided my next door neighbors hot mom's closet and grabbed some jeans.

Liek most girls form the south, they have a small window of hotness, until they turn fat, bleached and their missing gene count begins to reveal itself.

is that food all over her shirt?

what is that thing she keeps doing with her lips?

Damn she looked good a few months ago. what happened?

it's so bad she needs TWO BELTS

Yeah she needs 2 Belts to HOLD ALL THAT FAT IN>>>>>>>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH>>>>BIG FAT ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah she needs 2 Belts to HOLD ALL THAT FAT IN>>>>>>>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH>>>>BIG FAT ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah she needs 2 Belts to HOLD ALL THAT FAT IN>>>>>>>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH>>>>BIG FAT ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#34 - sorry to hear you idea of a "hot mom" is a fat, bucktoothed hillbilly in overstuffed jeans. You need to move to a better neighborhood.

I've never been so aroused.

Well, to be honest she doesnt look fat people, but her face looks seriously bloated, it doesnt go with the rest of the body, according to the face her body should look like Rene Zellweger's while filming Bridget Jones.

The dippy bitch just gained a "few pounds". She doesn't look that bad...
She just looks like the stupid, no talent bitch she is...
WTF is up with them lips?

OMG, she found my mom's Sears Roebuck pants from 1974!?!?

Wait a second, when did she sneak into my attic?

Let's back up a bit: she's performing at a Chili Cook-Off. In Florida.

I think jessica looks fine. all you people on this site who leave nasty comments disgust me. I would love to see what everyone looks like on here. see what kind of comments people make about you. I bet none of you even come close to what she looks like. Everyone is just jealous!!

this is heartbreaking.

It's the booze. That's why her face is so bloated. She's obviously a miserable drunk now. She used to have that blank hypnotized sex slave look in all her pictures but now she just looks like she hates herself. Somebody needs an intervention.

Just compare Ms.Simpson with Ms.Miller
(http://thesuperficial.com/2009/01/marisa_miller_still_wearing_a.php)

Damn.

I'd still hit that fat shit. She really needs to taste her own shit off the end of my cock. And she'd look better with one eye glued shut after she sucks my shit covered dick and gets a nice reward of ball batter all over her bloated face.......that's right bitches, suck your own shit off that prick!

I don't think she's "fat," that is just a really bad outfit. Compare her size to real women you know. She's not fat.

What's the problem? I mean aside from the hideous jeans all I see is one sexy mama. Tony Romo must be having the time of his life playing with those huge titties and hitting that ass. Who gives a shit if your football career is in the tank if you can come home and play with Jessica every day? If you can't appreciate a woman with a little extra meat on her bones you have problems. Real men will take this over some skinny, nasty, coke sniffer like Lindsay Lohan or Paris Hilton or those hideous Olsen twins ANY DAY.

Flabby

I think she looks fab! I think she finally looks like the utter trailer trash bimbo she really is! Keep piling them on, girl!

I think all that collagen she keeps getting shot into her lips headed south to spawn. Good grief.

N A S T Y
What happenend?!
White trash absolutely riduclous flabby fugly waahhhh
Speechless now

N A S T Y
What happenend?!
White trash absolutely riduclous flabby fugly waahhhh
Speechless now

okay......she's effing FAT!!! if you're trying to convince us otherwise you're probably a big fat heffer too.
and....number 11.......I weigh 125, and I'm a size 2. you are DELUSIONAL!

She probably hasn't gained much weight at all. Look at her arms and face, no extra weight there. Hick clothes like the jeans she is wearing makes even thin girls look like shit. I live in Texas and see enough of them to know this.

All that weight Lindsay Lohan lost

...Jessica Simpson found it.

EWWWWWWWW see this is what she is supposed to look like as a typical fat boobed girl, but with Hollywood comes pressure to actually look good. 99.9% of girls with huge booobs are natural fatties, they just attract fat, you can't often have giant blobs of fat and have a propensity towards being slim with little effort, girls with big boobs have to work much much harder to be thin, it's her body type. I mean that is absolutely not an excuse, she's porked out and it's nasty she looks 45, it's just the fact that hollywood has gotten men to think that big boobs can very often come on tight little toned boddies. Nope. Reality is tight toned boddies are hot and big booobs are hot so Hollywood took the best of both worlds and smushed them together and said this is what you have to look like so thin tight girls had to get implants and chubby big boobed girls had to live off lean protein and hardly eat.

Daddy's little girl is a woman now.

Ugh every day she looks more and more like Dog the Bounty Hunter's wife... What's her fat??? Oh right her name is Beth Mcfattyboobsfatbountyhunterwhitetrashingson

#63. Actually she's about 3 women now and one of them is definitely the white Mrs. Buttterworth and the other is Betty Crocker.

Is that Blair from The Facts of Life?

She is prone to weight gain, you can just tell the way she's built. The caked on makeup and horrible outfit are making her look terrible. You can also see years of styling damage to her hair, and the collagen. She should try to go more natural, this look is not good.

"Everyone is just jealous!!"

Sorry, no.

Is it just me, or does she look like Dog The Bounty Hunter's wife?

OH NO I SEE A CAMEL TOE OR MAY HEYBE A HOOF

Anna Nicole Smith returns.

Maybe she is PREGNANT? Would it be okay for her to weigh more then? I know it is funny to make cracks at her, but we all need to think about what that really perpetuates in the universe. At this point it is not an overstatement to say that Anorexia is now officially sponsored by Hollywood.

"Now, three to three, ye stand. Commend the murderous chalices! Bestow them, ye who are now made parties to this indissoluble league.... Drink, ye harpooneers! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow -- Death to Moby Dick! God hunt us all, if we do not hunt Moby Dick to his death!"

so this isnt for an Anna Nicole Smith bio-pic or anything?

#72, while I agree about the anorexia stuff she is not helping herself with the outfit and overdone makeup.

I really don't care about her weight one weigh or the other (Oops! I meant one WAY or the other), since I'm not a fan of her music, and an overweight person myself, but seriously, couldn't she be a bit more patient about how she goes about eating? In the pics in which she's just walking across the shot and not singing, it looks like portions of her last meal are smeared across her tank top!

Well, she sure looks like a COW(-girl) right now..

So , at least one thing of her new country lifestyle is a Great Succes!

Romo will jettison that like a dump pass on a full blitz.

eh, better than lindsays look

Es obvio que algo engordo pero lo peor de todo esto es su ropa! Tiene esta mujer un asesor de imagen? Si lo tiene que lo reemplace por uno mejor y si no que vaya buscando alguno. Que mal le queda el tiro alto!!! Le hace el culo aplastado y alargado y ensima se le suben los rollos por la espalda.

horrible clothes but she is still a damn fine looking woman

She's clearly preggers

Every bigsister must do what it takes to follow their younger sis, so did Jessie

Ok- for all of you who are saying "compare her to other women you know- she's not fat"... Over half the people in the country are overweight- and in the South, obesity is a freaking viral epidemic, so comparing her to "real" women you know still does not excuse her for BEING OVERWEIGHT. Ten bucks says if you busted out some calipers on her, she'd definitely be in the "overweight" range for her height and build according to her BMI- which is what matters!!

Oh and those pants are just as awful as her lips.

Yeah I think those pants are DEFINITELY not figure flattering....the sucky thing is, she's not very tall, so even if she puts on 5 pounds its going to look like a LOT. Plus she tends to pack on muscle when she works out, so that double sucks for her in terms of BULK.

She's a porker. Only men with fat mammas like piggies like this.

RUN!!!! It's Anna Nicole Simpson.

(Which, when I type it, make me think she's going to die of an overdose of pills after a miserable trainwreck of a life on "reality TV," or her football hero husband will kill her. Since she's got one of those, I'm going for the latter).

Looks like Romo's done with her and she's preparing to hook up with one of his black teammates.

Lookit that bloat! Yeeeeeeee-HAW! Gimmie some GRITS! Anna Nicole Smith would be proud.

Now I know where all the weight Britney Spears lost went!!! WTF?!??!

Yeah, its the jeans making her rolls of fat come over the top. Her tits are bigger. She has jowls. Her thighs are bigger than Romo's.

But yeah, its the jeans....

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anyone seen tony romo lately? I think she ate him.

Ugh. She is NOT fat, people. It's called HEALTHY. Everyone on here saying she's fat must have serious eating disorders. Yeah, she gained a little weight... SO WHAT!? She has been way too skinny in the past...

Reminds me of Anne Nicole Smith.

Nice, like someone said: she looks like that friends hot mom you used to have wet dreams about!

I like it!

What in the hell is going on here?

I mean, the Mom jeans, the belts, the weight-gain but also, my GOD, her FACE!

NO ONE should ever where those awful style of jeans. You could put Alessandra Ambrosio in those jeans and even she would look awful. Does Jessica Simpson's stylist hate her?

I am no fan of Jessica but she is wearing an unflattering outfit for her weight gain. She should have wore a girdle with jeans that fit below the waist with a loose top that shows cleavage. Or an a line dress that shows cleavage. Jessica should know better.

What are those stains on her shirt in pic #15?

Bad choice of outfit, still the juggs look like fun

What are those stains on her shirt in pic #15? Wow, I remember when she didn't look like that ONE female Gremlin.

I'd love to be as "fat" as she is. Damn people...she must be a HUGEMONGOUS size 6!!!!! OMG!

She looks like Roseanne Barr in the first pic. But in the rest, I'd say the pounds are doing great things for her T&A. The gut though...... hmm. Yeah, put down the ENTIRE COW please, you'll regret it later.

Well, she is doing country music, so at least she looks the part.

Please, do a side by side of Jess and Beth from Dog the Bounty Hunter.

She's short. A short person can gain ten pounds and have it look lide 20 or 30 pounds.

Her stylist should definitely be fired. I don't think there is anything less flattering that she could have worn.

Wow....she is trying way too hard to look like and be a "country singer".

#100 those are either jizz or white powdered donut stains. Possibly both.

is that dolly parton?

I'm gonna go out on a limb and assume that she was a judge in this chili cook-off.

this tacky moron reminds me of a hairy turd i once took. i can't wait til Romo dumps her stupid ass and starts fuckin Ashlee

Jesus, to think she was Daisy Duke. She is like 5'3" or something, so 125 might not be too far off for that height, but she is not in size 6 jeans. Those jeans are horrible, I agree.

I think it's such a big deal because, since she has no talent, looking good was her only real "job." So it's just funny that she couldn't keep up with that. She's a horrible person anyway, so it doesn't matter. The outside is matching the inside.

yes she's gained weight. so what. I think she still looks amazingly beautiful and you all are just being disrespectful jerks. leave the poor girl alone.

unflattering outfit or not, she's fucking huge!

nice sausage arms!

she just looks old as hell here. Shiit. And those pants are full of shit.

There is no way this is JS. The person looks like a stunt double.

Jessica Blimpson - oh the humanity.

Lord help! Someone should tell her to watch the clothing since she has put on a few pounds.

this is a dude.

She looks like Dawg(? the Hawaii bounty-hunter)'s wife in these pix. no?

that's not her. it's a look alike.

Um.....now that she's gone country is she channeling Natalie Maines from the Dixie Chicks? There has to be balance in life, Britney's in shape again, so I guess Jess has to be fat.

backup belt..?

She can't be fat. How the hell can she eat with 10lbs of silicone in her lips? Fat? Remember what Zappa said ... the bigger the cushion the better the pushin. Fat? That's' Tony Romo's off-season workout mat.

I wouldn't mind her straddling me while I'm lying down, undoing her bra, then knocking me the fuck out with her enormous baby feeders. And it looks like some one has been doing the ol' nip tuck around the eyes... no, my bad, that's just fat face...

At least now it's easier for her to wave good-bye to her career with those big bye-bye arms

She has been packing on weight for awhile now - I haven't found her attractive for quite some time. Now she is just downright fat. Absolutely disgusting! How hard is it to stay in shape? Especially when staying in shape is 75% of your career?

I'm not at all surprised...but that is pathetic.

maybe she is pregnant.

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"Cadaver Lips" is NOT a good look.

There's something else going on besides the lips, too. She's starting to look like Michael Jackson. I bet she's addicted to plastic surgery. God, she used to be so good-looking.

i think that she looks alot better thicker
her face looks so much prettier!!!!!!!!!!

Jessica should wear a butt girdle so people will focus on her girdle butt instead of her fatness like they do with Kim Kardaskank. At least she does not have the big wide hips like fatso Kim Kardaskank. Jessica would look better if she wore flattering clothes for her current body type.

Excessive boozing and eating all that Texas lard laden deep fried food....the Anna Nicole Smith syndrome.

I'm in shock by how much this girl yo-yos in weight.

Looks like an old hooker from the 80s.

Fat Americans stick up for other fat Americans. Jessica lose the 10 pounds and look hot again. There is no excuse to become a porker like Kim Kardashian. Please do not wait until you are 60 pounds overweight like Kim Kardashian to take action on your health and looks.

Jessica go vegetarian or pescatarian (fish and no meat) and lose the weight! Red meat stays in the body for 1-3 days and it is very hard to digest and causes weight gain.

It's all Tony Romo's fault. He told her he has fantasies about getting ready to take a snap from center and then "going deep...before the ball is even hiked." She's a simple girl so she figured she should eat a lot and bend over.

WTF? wasn't there pics of her looking good like 2 weeks ago?

I looked over some of the posts and actually saw some idiots saying she looks "healthy." First of all...Jessica Simpson has never been close to being too thin. There WAS a time when she was at a healthy weight and looked great. I realize all of the fat people in this country have resulted in a distorted view on what is healthy for many...but Jessica is DEFINITELY medically overweight. Sure she looks "normal" but normal in the United States is overweight. Normal is no longer healthy. 2/3 of adults are overweight or obese. THIS is the problem. There are over 2500 times as many overweight/obese women as there are anorexic women. Would the fat people please shut the fuck up about anorexia? IT'S BARELY EVEN AN ISSUE when compared to the obesity epidemic. Why do so many people think there is nothing wrong with being overweight and anyone who thinks otherwise is an insensitive jerk? Go to a gym a few times/week and make an EFFORT to eat a little healthier. You'll look better, feel better about yourself, and live a better life. I fail to see how wanting this for everyone makes me a terrible person.

dear megan @ #136...

i don't like kim kardashian, but to be fair-- she looks better than jessica simpson at the moment.

Breasts!

Seriously, the bitch is fat. I'm sick of reading all these "she's not fat compared to your average American girl" shit. SHE'S NOT YOUR AVERAGE AMERICAN GIRL, YOU DIPSHITS, SHE'S JESSICA FUCKING SIMPSON. She's famous because she was cute and stupid on TV. She's paid to maintain an image, it's part of her job, and she's paid millions upon millions to do it. You fucktards would loose your shitty job at Applebee's if you showed up to work dressed in the wrong uniform, so why shouldn't she catch hell for doing the same? Fat and hideous is not part of her uniform. Newlyweds wouldn't even have made it on air if the bitch would have looked like this then, and she definitely wouldn't have played Daisy Duke, and that's all anybody recognizes her for because she can't sing worth a shit. The average American woman is overweight, and this is why we pay our celebrities a great deal to be our ideal. She's rich and still doesn't have to pay for shit, leads a pro football player around by his nutsack, and has access to the best personal trainers and chefs in the world. The least this ungrateful bitch can do is put down the godamned cheez-whiz. Fuck.

Just a little fatter and a little louder and more retarded, and you've got the prototypical white girl who hooks up with black guys. Looks like after John Mayer and Tony Romo, Jessica is desperate for a sensation of fullness.

wow.

i was just reading your comments and thinking ... it must be nice to be so perfect. i'm sure alla y'all 1. could "get" jessica simpson if you wanted her b.c. 2. you're all very thin and good looking ... OBVIOUSLY ...

as far as her talent -- have you ever heard her sing??? she's about a billion times better than a lot of the girls out there. but i'm sure that as well as being very thin and very good looking -- you're all also very talented singers.

#145 - please purchase one of me.

Wow, she really shot up on weight quickly, I know getting fat is bad for you but getting fat in a couple week period has to be horrible. She had to be eating like 2 gallons of icecream a day on top of a 20 sack of white castle sliders well having her cabana boy come to her room to deliver her food before devouring him to have shot up in weight that fast. Jesuz oh mighty!!

She looks like every other white trash hillbilly you might meet at a Chili cook-off: dumb, over bleached, Wal-mart style, and built like a farmyard animal.

Jessie darling, where did you find those pants? You've never been famous for making great choices, but this is the Iraq war of fashion. (and your triceps are looking like the quagmire!)

Krys: Exactly - that's the craziest part. Like I said earlier, 75% of her career is looking good and staying in shape. She has the money for trainers and chefs so she doesn't have to even put any thought into living a healthy life and staying in shape.

My theory is that she received a contract from some weight-loss company and part of the requirement is to pack on weight and look terrible initially...so that she can lose the weight, start putting effort into looking good again, and credit them in return for piles of cash. There really is no other possible explanation unless she actually is pregnant or there are some medical issues.

Hey yuuuu, cuntry music! Listen up, sonny jim, I'm bigger than you and higher up the food chain. Git in mah bellay!!!

Holy cow. I repeat: Holy. COW.

whole crap...how does a person gain that much weight THAT fast? and im pretty sure she picked THE MOST unflattering thing she could possibly wear on her newly-portlier frame. weeeeooooowww!

It's ok as long as they introduce her with "And in THIS corner, weighing in at..."

Did she eat Lindsay Lohan?

you people are the reason why girls hate their bodies.

Looks like her next try will be opera.

Stifler's mom.

your all crazy. fat she may be. But A$$ she does not have! At all, she's not flat in the back - she's concave!

#156 - no, guys not wanting to fuck fat chicks is why fat chicks hate their bodies.

She's transforming into plump Dolly Parton.

She was at her optimal weight before and look more attractive and healthier. Now she looks bloated, less healthy and less attractive. She should work to get back to her previous weight and shape.

How, exactly, is that opinion - also known as self-evident truth - psychologically dangerous, as opposed to simply unpleasant to hear, like any criticism?

I would still hit that pancake ass...in a barn...and wouldn't tell my friends...

I would still hit that pancake ass...in a barn...and wouldn't tell my friends...

What happened? Did the holidays get completely out of control?

Look at her arms and her back (pic 7) - this isn't just a bad outfit. Look at her chin.

How could this happen so fast? I thought that we had pictures of her just a few months ago looking hot - she must be 20 or more pounds heavier.

There's something seriously wrong here, either mentally or physically. She should get some help ASAP.

damn! i know nobody likes her, but DAMN!!!!!!! she looks amazing!

HAHAHA SHE'S FAT!!! I Love it.

More of her (for Dad) to love.

what a hillbilly outfit... id still do her

She doesn't care what any of you think, she's having a whale of a time on stage.

NO WAY is that her, that is the ghost of fat Anna Nicole Smith

Ashlee must have dared her to eat the placenta.

To everyone:

Why would you not fuck her?
She is prob a great fuck, prob a freak but I see her as being needy as hell like rite after.

Like needing you to make her a pastrami on rye.

And easy on the mustard this time, Tony.

Oh my word. Say it ain't so. What happened to her face? It looks likes she's aged about 10 years. They should string up the stylist who put her in that outfit. Couldn't have made her look any worse. Poor gal.

Oh my word. Say it ain't so. What happened to her face? It looks likes she's aged about 10 years. They should string up the stylist who put her in that outfit. Couldn't have made her look any worse. Poor gal.

Fattie fat fat!!! hahaha. And by the way, where is her waist? gross.

Those jeans make her arms look fat.

@145:

Are you Jessica Simpson? I'm going to assume you are.

You have gained a lot of weight since you were in your prime and you look horrible. I consider myself a decent-looking and intelligent guy...but regardless of the fact that I wouldn't want to date you...you're Jessica Simpson and no matter how terrible you look you'll have plenty of guys to choose from and I'm sure you can still find somebody better for you than me. Believe me - I would not be jealous in the least.

You're also not that great of a singer. You're famous because you used to be hot...and you got by on that. Are you a better singer than me? Yes - without a doubt. I'm not a singer, have never wanted to be a singer, and never will want to be a singer. This doesn't change the fact that you are overweight and, at least to me, no longer attractive.

She's been reading "How to Eat and Dress Like a Music Star!" by Kelly Clarkson.

Now she's an uggo AND a fatty! haha
and why in the hell would she wear those pants when she's a bit heavier. looks. disgusting.

I agree with all the other commenters - she's really porked out but I'll still fuck her!

She's fat and she STILL has no ASS. Told you, just cuz a woman has wide child bearing hips doesn't mean she has a nice ass. still flat as a board. what a dumb bitch. i can't stand her. she's a hypocrite. just a fame thirsty, money hungry whore.

I'm kinda turned on.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMFFFFFFFFFFFGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!

I'm probably fat too.

A few extra look good on her. Hot damn.

I likes me some fat white trash women baby!

she is still beautiful

way thinner than I am

She is stunning!!!

HOLY FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!When did THIS happen?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From what I've heard, Jessica Simpson is the hottest fuck ever. She's hot, always will be hot, and she looks hot in these pictures. Some of you need to search out this interview that Johnny Knoxville did on some college internet radio station about four years ago. He sounds drunk, or high, but the jist of the interview is that even though Johnny Knoxville has fucked a lot of hot girls, none of them compares to Jessica Simpson. He said a bunch of guys in the jackass crew had sex with her, and not just because she's a slut (which she is), but because none of them could believe what a hot fuck she was. He said she was way better than the handful of pornstars he had fucked, and had she gone into porn she would have been a legend. Seriously, find this interview. I think it was with the William and Mary college radio station.

#182

She has an ass but she is wearing unflattering jeans that do nothing for her ass or body. She could always wear a girdle and have a girdle butt like Kim Kardasshian.

The camera adds like 50 pounds, I am much hotter in person.

It's not like any of you guy can score me I make love to a wonderful throw guy in the FNL

Love
Jessica xoxoxoxo

She's always had awful fashion sense, thats nothing new. Now she just doesn't have the cute figure to pull it off. Yes, she's chunky...but I'm seriously more shocked & disturbed by her face. She looks like she's in her mid 40's suddenly. I always thought she had a pretty face & was a natural beauty and shouldn't wear so much makeup. But now her face just looks awful; hard & bloated at the same time. But maybe we should cut her some slack... its possible she's in the early stages of pregnancy. That stage where a woman looks fat instead of pregnant. Let's hope for her sake thats whats going on. Yipes.

I think she ATE Tony Romo.

Maybe we just have hotter women in NY that most of you have in your towns but to anyone who said, "she's not fat" or "she's only fat by celebrity standards" or "you still couldn't get anything hotter."

Yes, she is
No, she's fat by neighbor standards. she's fat by landlord standards.
yes: could, have, am

#190: I heard the same thing. I mean, I didn't hear the interview you're talking about, but I heard that her reputation in the entertainment industry is that she is extraordinary in bed, that she does EVERYTHING, and that she is better at being a whore than even the best whores.

#195: You haven't and you never will.

that outfit is mind-blowingly bad. not one single flattering thing about it. does she have a mirror at home?

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HEY Superficial People, take these Fat ASS Pictures OFF the site already......I am going to be sick...YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HEY Superficial People, take these Fat ASS Pictures OFF the site already......I am going to be sick...YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It must really suck for some of you to be so jealous of such an inconsequential waste as Jessica Simpson. I can't even imagine how much envy you must feel towards someone who is really talented. Totally pathetic. I feel sorry for a lot of you. You need to get fucked really well. It'll do you some good.

She hasn't gained much weight at all, you dipshits.

It just so happens that she is wearing the pant version of the devil, aka, the MOST GOD UGLY UNFLATTERING PANTS IN THE WORLD TO EVER EXIST EVER and whoever designed them should basically be shot, as well as whoever told Jessica Simpson to wear them.

STOP TRYING TO BRING HIGH WASTED PANTS BACK YOU BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOT! I think she looks awsome like this. I Love my women with a bit of meat on their bones. Skinny, 'skick' women suck!
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She's lovely & voluptuous now. I'd hit that all night long!

Overweight Americans have no clue between the difference of fit and skinny. Jessica needs to lose her 10 pound pudge to be back on the hot list or she should wear the dresses she wore when she was John's booty call because she put on weight back then too but it covered her problem spots.

OMG, FAT!!
But yeah, I'd still fuck her in the ass and get my face between those sweet titties, mmm-hmmm. And vice-versa!!!

She's what we call a "husky."

Come on, give it a break, all you hyperemotional defenders. She's got a manly face to begin with and it's manlier when she's fat (now). Sure, her boobs get big, but her ass only gets wide - she's got one of those square-shaped ass/hip/waist fusion butts that ordinarily you only get to enjoy while hearing the words "Attention Kmart shoppers!".

Not fat/hotter than anyone you'll ever get, blah blah blah...give it a rest. There were plenty of hotter (if tone deaf) girls in the audience that day.

If she gains a few more pounds, she will be just right for the Brothers...and we will be waiting!!! Yummy...

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If she gains 50 more pounds then she will have to borrow Kim Kardashian's industrial girdles!

I think it's touching - Jessica wants to spend more time with Tony so she's turning herself into an NFL lineman.

She has been drinking too much. No question. Bloat face and the body to back it up. She will lose it again and then gain it again or kill herself. Either way, that belt is straight off of Bette Midler.

Those jeans really make her face look bloated.

photoshop

since i have looked at these pics this morning i havent been able to put my finger on who she looks like.....

and then it hit me......

DOG THE BOUNTY HUNTERS WIFE.

yikes....

#215: That's the fifth time you posted them comment under different names. We get your point. Sorry we aren' t laughing at your observation. Repeating it over and over doesn't make it any more funny.

This is nothing, my back fat weighs more than she does!

She's just big-boned....

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Oh PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!! I'm the first person to defend anyone who is being trashed for allegedly being fat when they actually aren't! But PEOPLE OPEN YOUR EYES! How can you say she didn't gain that much weight and she weighs around 125?! Are you stoned or something? Find a picture of her a few months ago and compare them! She gained at least 20 pounds! Look at those disgusting rolls of fat on her stomach, and that awful second chin! And she's gotten terribly ide in the hips, but still no ass, like someone said. OMG, if I saw these pics a few months ago, I would have thought they were a photographic fast-forward to the future in like 20 years.

OMG, Jessica, you are a hot girl, PLEASE stop eating before it's too late and the only thing you are good for is advertising for Jenny Graig, like Kirstey!

#216...i swear i have not written that but that one time......

OBVIOUSLY im not the only one that thinks that!!

get a life...my bad....i wrote something someone else already wrote.

why dont you go crack on the ppl that writes "FIRST' bc im sure you are one of them.....

and just so you can call out all of my post forever....i always post as YOURFAVBRUNETTE
im sure ur just an idiot blonde.

Even her dad suggested that she do more squats...on his cock.

c'mon people she looks terrible. not fat persay, just dumpy and flabby.

c'mon people she looks terrible. not fat persay, just dumpy and flabby.

If she keeps putting on weight at this pace, all the arguing about "she's (not) fat" will become moot in a couple of months.

I'd be willing to bet she is about 4 months pregnant. Seriously. Tony Homo knocked her chicken-of-the-sea loving ass up. Who knew Romo could actually close the deal. He usually fumbles at the goal line, ya know.

If she's pregnant, it's from one of the Cowboys parties and the kid is going to be a mulatto (no, Jessica, not the cookie...).

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She would look good at 125 but she is 145 right now. Get back to shape Jess!

she's not pregnant. that's not how pregnant women gain weight. this weight gain is from overeating. and to those of you that are saying that she WILL BE FAT if she keeps gaining - that ship has sailed. SHE IS FAT ALREADY.

YOU GO GIRL!!!!

i think it's a really bad choice of outfit. high rise pants don't look good on jess.

Also, flabby arms and extra fat throughout the face don't look good on Jess. Really, really bad pants.

she isn't "fat" but bigger still not fat but what if she is pregnant then you all look like meanies :P

you know whats funny all these stars say oh it's natural ...its pilates yea right here is a clear example she is not naturally thin .

everytime she has been thin she was probably starving herself. I remember they said she barely ate when she was trying to get down to Britney christinas size...sad ..she should just be who she wants to be maybe that is why she is so unhappy.
She should just be who she wants to be!

She looks like she's gained a few, but she dosen't look bad at all, she's still super gorgeous.

marykay: Believe it or not it's possible to be thin by eating HEALTHY and EXERCISING. Most thin women are not thin because they starve themselves...even if they're not naturally thin.

Lazy fat women think the only way to be thin is to starve yourself...when in reality all it takes is a little bit of dedication. How are people this ignorant?

She's not fat, but if she gains any more weight then she'll sure be on her way there. Her outfit here is the real problem....Jessica is just curvy, she has a more womanly figure.

she looks she put on a few pounds but the outfit is what makes her look bad, those pants are hideous!!

She looks like Mrs. Peggy, from the Muppets...

Jesus fucking Christ. I think I just went blind.s .sf;dsflsdel;sw;ej O.o

That is some nasty shit.

She IS fat...and yes that's a terrible outfit...especially for a fat person...but the bottom line is that she is medically overweight! This cannot be refuted. You can think she looks great...you can blame it on the unflattering outfit...but, like 2/3 of the women in this country, she IS FAT. Whether you think she looks good or not is subjective. I think she looks like shit.

She is average by American standards...which means she is fat. I guarantee 30 years ago 99.9% of people would agree that she is overweight.

It's the outfit people. It's a bad outfit. She isn't fat. She gained some weight but she is not fat. Those pants are not good.

Um, Anna Nicole Smith much?

Dear Black Men,

If you havent already gotten to her, you may now take her.
love KKK aka Joe

There is an inverse relationship between Britney's weight and Jessica's weight. It is part of the cosmic balance. One must be fat when the other is thin or the earth will spin out of control.

Yes - it's the outfit that made her arms, back, and face fat. It's also the outfit that caused her to have a 34" waist with rolls of fat hanging over her pants.

Come on - it's a terrible outfit that probably wouldn't look good on too many people...but it looks beyond bad on her...because she's OVERWEIGHT. There is no question about it. It's sad too because she used to look great just a few years ago:

http://www.liquidgeneration.com/blog/lohan/uploaded_images/jessicafat-716607.jpg

Holy Shit Balls!! This is a joke, right? That's not really her. Can't be. Wtf happened?

is she preggers? my god she's enormous

Jeez. What the fuck did she eat? Kim Kardashian?

See what I did there...

Okay seriously...

People need to stop giving people slack.
Someone said:

"She isn't fat compared to the rest of the world?"

That doesn't even make any sense. There's plenty of skinny people in other countries, especially 3rd world countries.

If you mean compared to the rest of the US, then of course she's not fat . Hippos are fat compared to other hippos are they?

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i think someone messed with these photos

i think someone messed with these photos

i think someone messed with these pictures

i think someone messed with these pictures

Get out Tony... please!

#117

Best comment on the board-- Laughed out loud at work. Nice. *applauds*

Holy Shit! maybe she is trying to get a contract with Weight Watchers or Jenny Craig. She really porked out bad! She needs to loose the extra 40-50 ponds she gained bad.

The person who thinks Jessica Simpson is 125 pounds here is deluded. This is not 125 pounds, unless her bones are made of air. I am a vertically challenged, and 125 pounds on my frame, if I'm not working out a lot, is slightly overweight. Slightly overweight in the sense that if I work out hard and watch what I eat for two weeks, tone up, lose a few, my body's okay again. That is not what is pictured here. These do not look like "she visited her over-cooking mom for Christmas and put on five pounds" photos.

Jessica Simpson looks like a person who eats too much and doesn't work out. She is, in scientific terms, "flabby." Sometimes, when celebrites gain weight but are obviously fighting it, you can see that they are fit under the extra fat. I see no fitness here. It looks to me like she sits around all day watching TV and ordering pizzas.

You can't blame this outfit for her chunky appearance, although I agree the outfit is bad. I think she is mistakenly thinking the outfit actually helps her look better; high-waist pants and a big belt as if it will draw the eye to the smallest part of her midsection and give her the illusion of a waist.

For those blaming the outfit: Look at her thick, shapeless arms. Unless her shirt is made of space-age reflective materials that make all body parts around it look larger and squashier . . . she's gotten kinda fat.

An aside to Valerie Bertinelli: You should watch your back; if Jessica Simpson doesn't pull herself together soon, she may be after your spokeswoman job.

She is what? 5'4"? Maybe 5'5"? I'm gonna guess she is pushing around 160 in these pics.

Wynonna Judd looks good in these pictures!

She looks like she could blast a window-rattling fart. I'm ashamed to say that gives me a half-chub.

She's not fat, it's just a horrible outfit for her figure.

In other words, it shows her fat.

So, yup, she's fat.

This puts a whole new slant on Jessica Simpson. Literally. If her face gets any fatter, her eyes will become slits and she'll have to go by "Simpson-san".

Psst, Jess... Tony's Kaltene bars will make you 'gain weight like crazy!'

god, girlfriend - put down the buffalo

WTFFFFFFFFF

WTFFFFFFFFF

Hey fatty try eating some lentils and vegetables.

I recall her wearing a shirt that said "Real Girls Eat Meat." Too bad chicken wings, burgers & bacon make you really fat really fast.

She's just a hop, skip & a jump away from becoming Dolly Parton - minus the singing voice and philanthropy and grace...

Are those MOM JEANS she is wearing?

Yeah she's gained a few but with tits like that who cares. any guy who isn't a queermo is too busy thinking about what to do those puppies to be whining like a little bitch.

how is that not fat?? look at her when she was daisy duke and look at her now, she looks 15 years older than she is...she has sausage arms and fat rolls trying to escape from her pants...unless all that lip collagen is going to other parts of her body i dont see how thats not fat

According to TONS of opinions from real men....she's stacked and dangerously curvy. Only real men should step up to the plate though.

Why's she wearing 80's jeans?
The waist on those suckers is wayyyyyy tooooooo high.

she's put on 50lbs

..err...good for her.

She looks just fine to me.. get over the obsession people!

She looks just fine to me.. get over the obsession people!

I'd still hit that in a heartbeat, no hesitation!!

And everyone wonders why there is violence and evildoers in this world ... I was always raised ... i you can't say something nice ... don't say anything at all ... i wonder how many of you people with your rude comments bellieve in god ... would you say these things about her if god was standing next to you ...

I don't think so ... If she was your mother or your sister would you talk about her like you are jessica ... i think you are all saying these things because you want to have your ten minutes of fame by disrespecting some one famous ... you know what they say when you say something bad ... it is reflected off of the way you feel about yourself ...

How can she gain this much weight and still have no ass

Her ass is a tribute to west Texas - huge, flat, featureless.

#271 - that was 25 lbs ago.

#276 - you're a wonderfully sweet man...who will never get laid.

Hold on...hold on...let's see if I'm the first to say...wait...YES!

"Real women have curves!"

(Ironically enough, the women who chant this tend to be blocky, like Jessica has become.)

# 276 - get over yourself man. i hate religious people that push their opinions on others. go become a priest and then you can ligitimately shame people.

ladies, to those of you that think men like slim women - here is the proof that they actually like the opposite. just look how many guys have said that she looks good.

the girl is fat. and i am not obsessed with slimness, believe me. i like women that have curves and something to hol on to. but this too much. there shouldn't be FOLDS on a body, ever.

Is this a marketing thing perhaps???

Get the country music people to like her and relate more?

This girl is overweight. Anybody who thinks she looks 'healthy' is retarded and probably very 'healthy' as well, possibly to the point where they can't get out of bed without a pulley. I also envision you all to be the types that read books with titles along the lines of 'Women's Bodies, Women's Wisdom', think all men are rapists, and waste alltogether too much time trying to get in touch with your 'inner goddess'.
It's true that it's not healthy to be too thin, but Jess was never too thin, and now she's a fatty. The only real healthy body type is muscular/athletic. Skinny and chubby are disgusting and impractical.
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And she is an ugly bitch.

#276

If God was standing next to me, I would say exactly what I would say at any other time. If you buy the concept of God, then you probably think he's everywhere at all times and hears/sees everything you do. If, for the sake of argument (and my mama always said I like to argue) God were standing next to me, then I would say, "Hey God, no wonder the world is in bad shape; stop standing around listening to me talk about how fat Jessica Simpson got and get back to work, dude!"

And by condemning everyone here, aren't you, like, uh, doing what you are telling other people not to do?

. . . Oops.

Oh wait, that's what religious people do 24/7: tell people to do what they say and not what they do.

I wonder: SHE FORGOT TO SHIT, folks?

I think there is bacon grease in her water bottle.

She used to be beautiful. These pics are just soooo bad. I still like her though. She really doesn't have to be skinny. Why does anyone really? I have a similar body and yes I need to lose 30 pounds but I'm fucking lazy so oh well, deal with it.

Why is no one talking about her BUSTED FACE? Her eyes have aged ten years, her cheeks are flab, she clearly just got a nose job and her lips are ridiculous with collagen. She can work out and get the body back, but that face is TRAGIC.

OMG. she's moved up to a size 8. what was she thinking. seeing as how 80% of N. america is on average a size 12 to 14 what the f. are we thinking. how many who wrote comments were doing so just after eating something? HUH? betcha it wasn't carrot sticks either. but seeing as how she such a heifer now I should probably go eat a celery stick.

Looks like she's been spending more time with Tony Roma's than Tony Romo

For a woman who must spend 1/2 the day looking into the mirror working on her "hottie" faces, she sure has let things get out of hand.
Did somebody slip a "skinnying mirror" into her bedroom as a practical joke?

Okay people, her weight is fluctuating. This is a normal occurence for most women (including celebrities). I remember back several years ago when Christina Agulera was dealing with a similar problem. Call me crazy, but I bet she's just on some form of birth control. Could be pill, patch, or shoot... her face. Each is very a effective method.

looks like this Simpson is taking after another one.....Homer!

YAY!!!! Mom jeans!!!!

to # 290 - a size 8? Really? You really think that's a size 8? In what world? The "Fat people's world"? ( I know, it's lame, but I'm drunk right now and I can't come up with anything more clever) I worked in a women's clothing store for 3 years when I was a student, so I can tell for sure who is what size. Believe me, baby, this chick is no less than a size 12.

Listen. I like Jessica. I even got a coat from her designer line. But she needs to stop eating.

# 293 - Birth control methods that are based on hormones really do make the majority of women gain women. And I speak from experience - I gained about 6 pounds from taking birth control pills for 2 months. But you know what? As soon as I realized what the reason was for my weight loss, I stopped taking the pills! And I dropped the weight very quickly. So stop with the excuses. Most people's weight problems derive from overeating, and I am almost positive that's what we are seeing here.

She looks like she went on a super beer binge for a month.

If I had her money, free time and connections there is no way I would allow myself to get like that. She looks about 150.

Well I guess we can now add "FAT" to the list of adjectives we would use to describe Jessica Simpson.

Ok, I'm really drunk. In post # 297, by "gaining women" I meant " gaining weight", and by "weigh loss" I meant " weight gain". Ha ha ha. And yesterday I dreamt of licking Paris Hilton's pussy. It was salty. Very salty.

Just to let everyone know, I met Jessica Simpson in person last week in Dallas, Texas. She was TINY. She was extremely thin and petite. These pictures are taken at a bad angle and she is wearing the wrong kind of clothes for her body. She was thinner than 99% of women I see on a daily basis.

I will NEVER believe what the media writes about celebrities ever again. I feel so sorry for her.

What's sad about this is that all she has is her looks - she's based her entire career on the superficiality of it. But she gets fat easily. And this is the fattest she's been. Her face doesn't even look good. She needs to either go back to singing (not performing because she's so in love with herself) or stop eating. (For the record, I'm against the second, but she's the one who built her image that way).

It's offensive that she CREATES a stereotype for big dumb girls. So here are the fruits of her labor: oink oink half-wit. At least her dad has more boobage to stare at now.

She needs to burn all of her "Mom style" jeans.

I'd still be happy to mount up on old Jessica.

She's fat. Next?

Is there some unwritten rule for women that says when they become fat and unattractive, they must wear leopard patterned clothing?

Anna Nicole?

I SWAEAR! Moments ago I was thinking "There aren't any really terrible pics of Jessica Simpson"...but here they are!

I see she got the "Mom Jeans" advertised on Saturday Night Live".

http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/clips/mom-jeans/229048/

She looks like Ron Perlman in the first pic.

Like the future Jessica Simpson, this thread is now over 300.

all that's missing is a fat camel toe to go with her extra helping a white-trashness......ugh! now I know why I threw up my breakfast.

"I SWEAR"

I've met quite a few petite, slender women with large breasts. Well, maybe they were 5'9".

Hmm...this seems to be the worst shape I've seen Jessica in, but I think the outfit is making things exponentially worse than they actually are.

Can't immediately recall her ever being way too skinny. She fluctuates between hyper-perfect and somewhat bulky looking.

This pic someone posted does have her looking thinner than I'm accustomed to. http://www.liquidgeneration.com/blog/lohan/uploaded_images/jessicafat-716607.jpg

Has her music ever really put her out in front of the pack? Looking gorgeous and being dumb has been her most marketable asset, so she better hold on a while longer, or get someone more competent to write music that showcases her strengths.
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I don't think many of the best selling Country females look like this (Faith Hill, Carrie Underwood, Martina McBride, Shania Twain, Miranda Lambert).

Looks like she sopped up some gravy with her boobs.

@306 I don't think anything says "I'm finished" like animal print, especially leopard.

All you jealous ass people still wanna be her!!!! lbs or no lbs.......fuckoooo's

AHHHHH big fat hurting

Oh boy, this is funny on so many levels.

Her face looks like a rubber mask.

I bet you Tony is getting anal now - she's gained all that weight, which means her self esteem has sunk and she's desperate to keep him.

I guarantee in two months he's banging some 19 yr old blond

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Actually, I am a guy, and she seems very sexy to me. I don't like skin and bone chicks. Jessica is all womanly curves. For those who are calling her fat, check out the gross pic of Donatella Versace naked. A stick with implants. Disgusting. The problem here is Jessica's horrible pants. I would sleep with her in a split second.

I prefer Jessica Simpson's normal body than that horrendous stick figure Shauna Sand.

I prefer Jessica's body when she was 125 pounds and not 150 pounds. Being overweight is unattractive and so is being underweight.

What did Judge Judy always used to say?
Ahhhh yes, I remember :

Beauty Fades, Dumb Is Forever

Clive...you are an idiot. Obviously nobody wants to see Versace naked. That doesn't change the fact that Jessica Simpson is overweight. What's up with these idiots thinking being fat is "womanly." She was womanly 30 pounds ago too...only she was actually healthy and looked good back then.

Perhaps, Clive, you're a fat chick.

Well, we now know who will play Boss Hogg in the Dukes of Hazard sequel.

...Jessica SUMPson.

Yes crappy pants, but to

Yes crappy pants, but she has gained weight. Look at her arms. And while most of the men here bitch that women are porky compared to the media induced mind cancer of photoshop, it is true that many women are overweight in the US. The problem is that a healthy weight for women ranges significantly, especially due to size. You could be in your BMI range and look completely different at different stages of your life due to genetics or muscle mass. So its hard to tell if a person is in a healthy BMI from a photo, she may be straddling the line right now or just in the upper register. While eating healthy and exercising isn't really an American past time, it is at least nice to see that celebrities respond to age, stress, and time just like the rest of us.

okay, she's gained some weight but has anyone noticed that the camera is from below? i was pretty sure that it's common knowledge that an angle from below makes you look heavier. so that and the bad jeans? my guess is she weighs no more than 135. she's like 5'3", there's no way she weighs 150 pounds you morons

There is no way she weighs 135 - 135 would put her at the upper end of the "normal" range. She is definitely overweight. At minimum she is 145 pounds here. Look at those arms and that back! SICK!

WOW!! they say the camera putts on a few pounds . she look`s like a normal human being. loved you in employee of the month!

I'd take a fatty Jessica Simpson over crack-skinny Lindsay Lohan anytime.

/fo reals

Sooo... I need to buy a bigger Bang Bus.

ok seriously, she might have gained some weight, but she's far from fat. way more bothering: the lips and the outfit. i have no idea how she could regress into such an outfit, it's embarrassing, especially if you've gained some weight. There are about 1 billion clothes that she could wear and that would disguise any weight gain and out of all, she chooses this? Jeebus.

that is the ugliest outfit i have ever seen in my life. she looks awful. and the outfit didn't add 15 pounds... she's definitely put on weight. new nickname: big booby back fat butt chin.

http://www.dallasbasketball.com/home_display.php
no joke in Dallas: Jess just signed up for a gym membership at exclusive Dallas club.

Comment #340. By this point, no one is reading any of these comments. So this is really just a useless post. I want on top dammit! Why dont they put the most recent comments on top like ESPN? Wow, its snowing outside so Im gonna go play. Have fun! (wait, no one is reading this by now)

She's not obese, but she's overweight.. and for someone that's job is entertainment and uses her body to market she is an open target for criticism.

she looks miss piggy

yes, she has gained some weight. A little bloated, but not fat necessarily. The pants are horrible and don't help her case at all. A pair of dark trouser-cut jeans and a pretty top I bet she'd look 15 pounds thinner. Do these people not look in the mirror before they leave the house?

she's totally going to be the next anna nicole smith.

I don't really consider this fat by any means, and I call it "coming into her curves." At one point all women come into their curves.

Fat or not, I'd still let her shit in my mouth.

She's got muffin top, bra back fat, Mom jeans with camel toe and too much makeup. But she probably hates herself more than anyone here does.

Ouch :( She is chunky! That outfit is not helping at all either, it looks unflattering and cheap.

she's fucking human, leave the girl alone! it happens! i bet more than half of you complaining are just as heavy, if not heavier. she's really not even fat, she's just thicker. i think she looks healthier now than she did before ... and she looks a billion times better than lindsay lohan, mischa barton and that shauna sand bitch, that's for sure

The outfit doesn't help. The horrible thing about her is her face because she looks like a man.

kelly - she looks HEALTHIER? Holy SHIT there on some idiots on this forum. How is going from being fit and in great shape to be medically overweight HEALTHIER? You have got to be kidding me. JESUS.

She does look nasty but with some tequila added most of you losers would still hit it, she is preggers with a massive load of my goo!!

OMG Guys!!! I know who she looks like!! Dog the Bounty Hunter's Wife!!! That is a dead on match!! admit it's true!

somewhere Nick is crying himself to sleep.......... NOT!!!!!!

I would spank that fat white ass while I drill her from behind. She forget all about Romo by inch 10.

Dear Lord.... WHAT the hell happened????!!!!
I used to ABSOLUTELY LOVE Jessica.... She was at her all time prime when she was doing Newlyweds and Dukes of Hazzard and she was with Nick.... She was hot, hot, hot!! Then she slid totally DOWNHILL! Nick went out with that Vanessa Monkey-nillo and Jessica just lost it.... Just as women shouldnt aspire to look like Posh Spice, nor should they EVER want to look like this....Jesus, who are her new friends?? QUEEN LATIFAH OR JENNIFER HUDSON?? Or did she EAT them??
And to the person who said she looked HEALTHIER?? Charlize Theron or Jennifer Aniston HAVE HEALTHY BODIES!! Jessica in these photos DOES NOT!! And to the people that say, 'Leave her alone?' Sorry...but shes in the public eye, she put herself there, some people see her as a role model and shes not keeping up her image....so just like you'd comment on a friends fat ass behind her back, so shall we comment on Jessica....she looks horrible, end of story. She needs to shape up, or unfortunately, Tony will be shipping out!

She's gained a little weight. So what. What are these horrible expectations your are placing on this young woman? She doesn't owe it to any of you to be thin. In fact, for all we know, she may be going through something horrible in her personal life. Everyone needs to loosen up. I bet 75% of those who have commented about her weight are overweight themselves. Stop hating. Go to the gym to work out your own issues with your weight before you diss someone else.

THAT OUTFIT IS WRONG ON SO MANY LEVELS but Jess looks gorgeous, sexy, and HEALTHY. FYI brainwashed masses, a woman of 5'3 and 125lbs is considered HEALTHY, not FAT. The outfit she's wearing is creating a multitude of sins and making a 5lb weight gain look like 20lbs. DON'T LISTEN TO THE IGNORANT HATERS, JESS, YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL! But still, find yourself a new stylist.

#357 (aka blah blah blah) you're so unoriginal it's painful

even though i absolutely hate the girl, i have to say she still looks good. just because she doesn't fit the standard of Hollywood thin, she def isn't fat. girl just needs to find a better stylist, who the fuck picked out them jeans....

You guys are the most superficial fucks ever to walk. She's not fat, y'all are just too used to the anorexic bitches who think two Tic Tacs is a full meal. She looks healthy, just with god awful jeans but who gives a crap, at least she doesn't go to a $500 a meal restaurant and order two flakes of lettuce for a meal.

She pulled a Wynona. I think I speak for everyone when I say, "THAT'S A BIG BITCH!"

"Secretly masturbated to"...as opposed to 'publicly' masturbating to? lol

1-the outfit is horrible and it pushes stuff around in weird ways
2-she's still skinnier than the average American girl
3-she's still very fuckable IMO and I'm always right so suck on that!

so i'm guessing the whole real girls eat meat should b changed to fat girls eat meat!!! HA go vegetarians!!!!!

Fact: woman are meant to have 20-30% body fat in order to be classed as healthy. It's so frustrating that any female with visible body fat gets branded as being "fat", when in most cases like Jessica's, she's just a normal woman. Somewhere along the line fucked up people have twisted Hollywood's rail-thin Li-Lo types into being the "healthy" representatives of the female gender. What a crock of shit. Women like Jessica, Kate Winslet, America Ferrara and Salma Hayek get insulted constantly because people think they're fat. Bullshit! The girls with visible ribs/clavicles/pelvic bones should be insulted, if anyone. It sets an appalling example for young girls and boys. When will people realise that a HEALTHY weight is the desire, and that yes, you're meant to have some fat on you in that case.

The reason Jessica looks like crap in these pics is cause she sems to think that high-waisted jeans are a good look. Lies, all lies!!!!!!!!!! And what's with her face?

Well, where does the skinny trend originate from? The fashion industry - which is ruled by homosexual men, who have successfully dictated that the "ideal bodytype" is that of a 12-year-old (skinny) boy - on a GIRL.

I think Jess (who I couldn't care less for, never have) looks more delicious in these than she's ever looked.

This girl is not fat---stop being delusional. If you saw her in the streets you'd think that she was slim and of a normal weight. She's definitely smaller than most women in this country.

My biggest issue is her outfit. I don't like her entire look in these pics. Her clothes are NOT working with her frame. I'm sorry. I don't know who dressed her but your clothes are supposed to compliment your shape...

Jessica IS slender and big-breasted. She isn't fat, BUT---she is no hourglass either. She really doesn't have a discernible waistline or hips so that belt isn't creating an 'illusion'.
It's adding bulk.
And with those pants...smh. My God---those damned high-waisted pants!
She doesn't have the right kind of 'curvature' to pull it off.
I'm sorry.

Everyone isn't able to wear every fashion.
Some ppl shouldn't be in spandex.
Some ppl shouldn't wear short skirts. Some women can't wear sleeveless tops.
...and some women shouldn't be in high-waisted pants.

Jessica fits into the latter group. .
She suffers from an extreme case of 'Noassatall' syndrome. Pair that with that thick belt, those pants and you have an individual, i.e., Jessica, walking around with a serious 'front-booty'.

Exhibit A: The picture above.

LOL@men saying that she's 'fuckable'.
Right....
The question is: Are you?

the weight is not the pressing issue, the outfit and the fact that she is carrying a mic, this outfit is the most horrendous thing

Ok, i dont even know this woman, ive never seen her in my life! but i could definently tell that she has gained weight. and those mom jeans are suckish! who would wear those! they make me sick! AND she looks like she's freakin.... 50 or something. yeah when i looked at that fat ass all i could see was fat and old!

I would still bang her until my testicles exploded. THen I would rim her until I saw blood.

Can you say Jessica Nicole Simpson-Smith???

yes, she has gained weight that much is very apparent.
but what people are not noticing is that she looks good! i am damn proud that she is flaunting her new look. the outfit is hideous, and mayy add on a few extra pounds but she still looks amazing.

I'd rather she was like that than super-skinny.
Girls have bad enough role models on that side.
I don't like that outfit, but with another, I doubt she'd look that bad.
Leave her alone :)

I think she looks like she is proud of her new body and she isn't fat! She may not be stick figure skinny but she looks good for the most part. She looks like a normally sized women with curves, nothing to be ashamed of!!!!

I don't however, like the style of the jeans. I don't care how much of a come back they make, you will never see me wearing them!!!! They are truly uncomfortable!

I am so sick of people saying that she is smaller than most women in this country..ok so, more than half of the population is overweight. Is that supposed to make you feel better? Does it mean that its ok to wear a size 12 because the average size is 14? When the average size becomes an 18 (and this country is heading in that direction) will it somehow be ok because you are a size 16? Nobody said that you have to wear a size 2, but dont try to justify being overweight by blaming the media. Stop eating when you are supposed to, its very simple.

All you haters should be aware that Jessica Simpson (while I personally find her innocuous and simply boring in her blondeness) is what we refer to as a full figured woman with natural curves.
We the American people have had the pictures of starved bony and unnaturally emaciated females portrayed as the pinnacle of the way a woman should look for so long,that we are brainwashed to believe these were acceptable portrayals.Woman are supposed to have hips and such.
Dont perpetuate the stereotype of these wasted away, heroin chic females.Suffice it to say I wont even mention the many names of said female types in Hollywood alone ,at the risk of hurting the feelings of these poor misguided souls.Celebrate the female form in its most natural state!

Really almost every comment on here is disgusting. she is a normal size and yeah the jeans wornt great but everyone needs to take a look in the mirror, she looks better than half the people that have written on here with no make-up or fancy clothes so really who the hell are we to judge her.People really are pathetic

Really almost every comment on here is disgusting. she is a normal size and yeah the jeans wornt great but everyone needs to take a look in the mirror, she looks better than half the people that have written on here with no make-up or fancy clothes so really who the hell are we to judge her.People really are pathetic

Did she look in the mirror before she left her house? Ah, or even consider sucking in at least a little, haha! I fucking love this site!

If you wouldn't nut in her face... you're a faggot.

A bit chunky...perhaps; however, I think it`s all a publicity stunt to keep us all talking about it! Good Job, Simpson!

ah guys
she is a short waisted gal who gained a few pounds so she even looks bigger then she probably is because her boobs meet her waist and there is no space in between so she looks squat and dumpy
if her boobs are real they will be so droopy soon
her face looks hard - way beyond her years
her injections and her lips on her face make her look a lot older
she is done

ah guys
she is a short waisted gal who gained a few pounds so she even looks bigger then she probably is because her boobs meet her waist and there is no space in between so she looks squat and dumpy
if her boobs are real they will be so droopy soon
her face looks hard - way beyond her years
her injections and her lips on her face make her look a lot older
she is done

She looks pretty hot to me.

Some of you guys may be "meterosexuals" who don't like girls the same way and think Kate Moss could lose a few pounds but for a real guy Jess is where it's at with those curves.

Keep living your life Jess you're the bomb baby!

Dave in New Jersey

She could be not that fat but her bad outfit tells it all

Those fuller tatas pretty tasty!!! Don't drop a pound!!!

Those fuller tatas look pretty tasty!!! Don't drop a pound!!!

Those fuller tatas look pretty tasty!!! Don't drop a pound!!!

WTF!..?

If you're that FAT..

You sure as hell..don't wear that!

All the negative things/comments. Serves her right.

Cover-Up!..
As usual..WTF was she thinking?

Maybe she needs work..and wants to be the next spokesperson for Jenny Craig.

Everything else she's sone has BOMBED.

FIRE..your personal trainer.. You're NOT getting your money's worth.

Yes, she has gained a little weight. That does not bother me. The fact that it looks like she has aged an additional 10-15 years does. She looks old in these photos.

Fat!? Can we please act like human beings here? She's just a normal woman, instead of a skinny 30 kilo girl.

Yummy! Now she looks great! Hollywood is obsessed with Skinny Ass Bitches that look like scare crows? What the heck is wrong with you people? Now she looks healthy! And tasty ;-) She's not fat...Fat is Rosie ODonald

I don't know who you people are who say you would still "hit that." I wouldn't go near that train wreck with a ten foot pole. Look at her in teh 2nd picture. She ahs spillage on her shirt and her face looks retarded. Reminds me of Barney the dinosaur.

I don't know who you people are who say you would still "hit that." I wouldn't go near that train wreck with a ten foot pole. Look at her in teh 2nd picture. She ahs spillage on her shirt and her face looks retarded. Reminds me of Barney the dinosaur.

I think she looks fine people need to leave her alone. We wonder why young girls are pucking up their food.

WOW....u people don't even stop to think that this is an actual woman that has been the=rough a divorce , is a new aunt and in a relationship with one hot guy ....she is human with feeling s ..its easy to trash talk and say things about someone over a keyboard but you need to realize that if she was loosing too much weight it would be that shes a crack head or looks disgusting ...either way its her life and she is RICH AND BEAUTIFUL....I myself think she looks better than all those SUCKED - UP lame ass robot like tramps...that walk around acting like they r perfect ....PLEASE....... I GAINED WEIGHT AS I BECAME A woman ...SO WHAT IT HAPPENS AND IF SOME A-HOLE ONLY WANTS ME BECAUSE I "LOOK" HOT THEN HE IS NOT THE GUY FOR ME .... IT IS NICE TO BE HEALTHY AND FEEL GOOD ABOUT YOURSELF BUT WHEN U OBSESS OVER IT LIKE YOUPEOPLE THEN WHATS THE POINT !!!!!!!!! GROW UP PEOPLE AND GO EAT A HAMBURGER U SUCKED UP LITTLE GIRL ....REAL WOMAN HAVE CURVES ....

WOW....u people don't even stop to think that this is an actual woman that has been the=rough a divorce , is a new aunt and in a relationship with one hot guy ....she is human with feeling s ..its easy to trash talk and say things about someone over a keyboard but you need to realize that if she was loosing too much weight it would be that shes a crack head or looks disgusting ...either way its her life and she is RICH AND BEAUTIFUL....I myself think she looks better than all those SUCKED - UP lame ass robot like tramps...that walk around acting like they r perfect ....PLEASE....... I GAINED WEIGHT AS I BECAME A woman ...SO WHAT IT HAPPENS AND IF SOME A-HOLE ONLY WANTS ME BECAUSE I "LOOK" HOT THEN HE IS NOT THE GUY FOR ME .... IT IS NICE TO BE HEALTHY AND FEEL GOOD ABOUT YOURSELF BUT WHEN U OBSESS OVER IT LIKE YOUPEOPLE THEN WHATS THE POINT !!!!!!!!! GROW UP PEOPLE AND GO EAT A HAMBURGER U SUCKED UP LITTLE GIRL ....REAL WOMAN HAVE CURVES ....

Look, people! It is a poor choice of attire. She's gained a few but she's not FAT! Look at her butt and her thighs. They are not those of a fatty. In fact, they look fairly toned. If she had on hot pants and a correctly (not undersized) sized baby doll or girl tee, every guy looking would be slobbering. She has something between an apple and an hourglass figure naturally so if she doesn't watch what she eats and work out, she will get a little heavy up top. And for the record, she probably makes more in a good year than Romo will make in his whole career. That's the economics of these multi-faceted girl celebrities. I'm sure Ol' Dad gets a nice cut, but Romo's agent(s) get a nice cut of his too. She doesn't need his money, but if he doesn't figure out how to be a playoff quarterback, he might need hers pretty soon.

I guess she's on Tony Romo's diet... Have you seen the latest pics? Jeez...
Jessica Simpson Fat

I can't help but think that every woman in this thread saying negative things about Jessica is only saying them because they were jealous of her body, and now they're ecstatic to see that she's put on a few pounds.

Half of you probably look the same if not worse than she does, lmao.

@ 178

LMFAO
What makes you think Jessica Simpson would care what YOU thought about her?

Can't you figure this out people? Tony is fattening her up on purpose so she can practice snapping the ball to him during the offseason. You watch... she will be up to like 285 in a few more weeks, just under the average weight for an NFL Center.
Maybe this will end up being a blessing for us 'Boys fans tired of seeing his lame ass turn the ball over 5 times a game.

Fat chicks suck is right. I'm sorry, but you don't go around making people feel good about smoking or about their alcoholism. So why condone being overweight, it is the result of overeating and in many cases a food addiction and a lethargic lifestyle. It's dangerous and it's not something to make people feel good about. It doesn't mean an overweight person is bad it means their behavior is detrimental, unhealthy, life threatening, hurting their friends and family and costly to society.

Why do so few people realize that those who are overweight and refuse to do anything are making us all suffer. The medical system is overloaded with people who are only sick because they treated their bodies like crap. How is that fair to those who are sick through no fault of their own? How many people die because the doctors have their hands full reviving Mr. I had a heart attack for the fifth time because I refuse to loose weight. We pay the taxes and we suffer the consequences. I have seen it myself over and over people who are seriously sick with very complex illnesses through no fault of their own, but who are slim are being put on the back burner or being misdiagnosed because 1. They look healthy so doctors don't worry and 2. The hospitals are swamped dealing with all the patients who ate their way there. I've worked with these people and 9 times out of ten they had all kinds of serious illnesses often cancers that were overlooked because they look healthy, it's shocking that even doctors are superficial. Think of all the kids who have cancer who are stuck in hospitals right now, so much more money and time could be focused on them if those who had the power to would just take care of themselves and not eat their way into serious illnesses.
The time, science and money that could be spent studying other illnesses and finding cures are spent trying to treat and find cures for obesity related illnesses. Obviously people who are overweight need help, but do any of them ever think about how much they are hurting others, why is it fair for them to not try hard. I know people with cancer and brain tumors who would do anything if they could just eat and exercise their way to good health.

I do understand that people who are overweight are miserable on the inside and berating them only pushes them to seek comfort in food, but so many friends and family members are pathetic enablers and instead of being upfront with their overweight family members they bake them cakes and give them chocolate and candy fro Christmas. Obesity kills. How fucking hard is that to understand? You are not helping those you care about by not being upfront with them. My husband and I are in great shape, but if either one of us lost that we would be up front with it and if one of us refused to work on it the other would have every right to feel disrespected. It is basically like saying I don't care to make an effort for this relationship. Why so many people let themselves go in relationships and then are surprised when it doesn't work out or someone cheats is beyond me. I do not remotely condone cheating, but physical attraction is a big part of a relationship and it's not only about that laziness is unattractive and when someone no longer makes an effort to take care of themselves they are basically saying I AM TAKING YOU FOR GRANTED.

I’m just sick of people ignoring medical science and trying to pass off being overweight as being curvy and womanly of course people come in different shapes and sizes but that truth can only be taken so far. Being overweight is not a shape a size it is not womanhood or curves it's a fucking medical condition. I'm not telling a smoker that he is really working his yellow teeth, so don't tell people they are working their extra pounds. Those extra pounds are dangerous. Even being 10 pounds overweight greatly increases your risk of serious diseases. 80% of people have eating disorders and 79% of those are overeating and binge eating. Wake up and smell the obesity epidemic.

Lastly it's pretty disgusting that all over the world people are dying of starvation in developing countries and in the developed world not only do people live in homes that could fit 20 families and own more shit than a shopping centre but people are literally dying because they are eating too much. If you were to look down on the earth how fucked up and pathetic do human beings look, letting children starve to death while the haves eat their way into an early grave.

Are those jeans and belt unflattering? YES.
Did she gain some weight? YES.
Did I think she was fat from these pics? YES.
Is she fat? NO.

Go to www.popsugar.com. Look at the pics in the same outfit at the same chili venue. Look at the full length pics of her whole body. The pics on the superficial site are cropped to make her look squat---she also gained most of her weight up top, so she looks unbalanced. I even thought she was fat from the pics on superficial, but if you view pop sugar, she doesn't look so fire-pluggish.

C'mon--you knew this was coming after you saw her wear a shirt that says "Real Girls Eat Meat."

She's not fat, a little chubby, but not fat.

anglesandcropping @405 i just saw that full body pic. she wears nine inch heels (you can tell 'cause her legs can't be that long) to appear taller and skinnier. but she still has fat arms and rolls above her double belts

WOW. Boner-killer.

288: We don't have to do deal with it.. you will when your suffering from heart problems.

Jessica is fat now. Just because most of the country is fat, doesn't make her look skinny. She looks just like all the rest of the fat people in the US. I'm so sick of all the lazy people everywhere!

Don't be lazy. No one likes looking at fat people. That's the truth. Get over that!

And another thing.. it makes me so mad that girls just give up on themselves after they got married, broke up with someone, had kids, etc.

There's no excuse for not being fit and taking care of yourself. Your just being selfish and lazy. Ughh... it makes me so mad!

I wanna lick her armpit

It's nice to THINK you speak for everybody isn't it?

I was actually there at the chili cookoff and was pretty much right in the front on someones shoulders and she looked AMAZING. These pictures are terrible.

wow... yeah she has gained some weight but who really cares, she isn't really even famous anymore? I think she looks fun and she is happy.
and "wake up fat people" WTF?? you are crazy get a job or something hunny because writing that much on a site called "the superficial" I mean come on!

I think Jessica Simpson is beautiful! The jeans suck that is true, but she looks amazing!

It is so sad that there are so many mean people out there. Really girls, how many times have we worn outfits that look terrible on us. Shame on you haters! Us girls need to stand together. And for all the men, well dream on she's too good for you anyways lol!

Kisses and goodnight!

Kimberly

I think Jessica Simpson is beautiful! The jeans suck that is true, but she looks amazing!

It is so sad that there are so many mean people out there. Really girls, how many times have we worn outfits that look terrible on us. Shame on you haters! Us girls need to stand together. And for all the men, well dream on she's too good for you anyways lol!

Kisses and goodnight!

Kimberly

She's so big she needs two belts. WTF?

she needs more then a new pair of pants! shes gotten f***ing fat!!! look at her face , she looks like our fat French teacher.

For putting on some weight she looks damn good. You can see that in picture 9. Her ass looks great. I think she looks beautiful still. So all of you shut your mouths. I bet if you put on some weight you wouldn't be as half as beautiful as Jessica.

Who gives a rats ass about this fat useless, talentless, suck dick to the top piece of shit? This stupid whore fasted until she was skin and bones then sucked as many cocks in hollywood as she could and whala, she reverts back to what she really is: A fat pathetic piece of talentless shit.
All you morons that paid her money should just shoot yourselves. You stupid pieces of shit.
Jessica baby, your fucking star has just imploded you fat pig ass slag.

She looks damn good. Fuck, you people are never happy! Skinny up like LiLo and she's anorexic - add a few pounds and she's fat! What, you wanna get a paper cut from a hip-bone? She's got meat on her, she's got money and a good man & I'll bet every single one of you men (and a few of you ladies) would hit that in a heartbeat! - h8rs!

She looks happy to me! Leave her alone! Couldn't have said it any better bitingontinfoil!!

YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK.OH, I'M JUST SO SURE YOU ALL HAVE SOMETHING SO MUCH BETTER AT HOME? B.S. LEAVE HER ALONE.SHE'S A GREAT PERSON AND A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, NOT SHUT UP!

what i don't get is, if you gained weight (assuming she knows that she gained weight), wouldn't you want to hide the fact you gain weight by wearing something more flattering? ie. babydoll shirt.... etc
the fact that she is making her weight gain more obvious by wearing high waist jeans AKA MOM'S JEANS, she's definantely yelling for attention. HAHAHA

I think it's a case of TERRIBLE Jeans, yeah maybe she gained 15 pounds. So what? Those high waisted big pocket jeans are just not flattering at all.
If she had on normal jeans she would probably look just fine.

Look everyone, Jenny Craig hired Jessica her to "pork up another 50 lbs," and then "lose it" for the new Jenny Craig ad campaign, now that Kirstie Alley is in Brookhaven Weight Clinic in NYC. She is just doing her [gooble gooble] job!

Leave Jessica Alone!!! loma

As the japs say, horrrrrrryyy fuckkkkinggg shittttttt!!!!

what the hell happened. fat girls SUCK ASS!!!!!!

get your ass on a treadmill NOW!!!!

I think she looks pretty darn good!

For most people she looks good. BUT. She became famous because of her looks. So when she tries to do her so called singing career and looks like that, we can call her fat. She needs to maintain the apperance that got her to where ever she is in the hierarchy of celeb staus. Go fat, get ridiculed and fade away, OR lose the weight and look like you did around Dukes time. We only like to look at her because she can not sing.
Lose weight and get back into those revealing clothes or just shut the hell up and leave the public arena. Get married, have kids and REALLY get fat.

makes me want to stick my finger down my throat and induce projectile vomiting. girl needs to get to the gym ASAP.

She's bloated from her period!

I personally think she looks fantastic however she could have chosen a different choice in her clothing. I think that is what made her look bigger than she is. Give the girl a break. I am smaller than her but she is absolutely beautiful and I would love to be in her body!!!!

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I think her face got hotter with that weight. I'd still hit that, any day.

She looks OLD!

She's not fat. She just gained weight. People are just used to seeing stick-thin, anorexic looking celebs.

She's not fat; she just gained weight lol! She is officially fat like most Americans. Go on fat Americans, continue to make excuses for being fat or try to redefine fat. When do Americans in denial want to use the word fat after gaining 10 pounds, 20 pounds, 30 pounds? Jessica looks like she went from 125 pounds to 155 pounds! Yikes!

#43

Only 1 percent of the US population are underweight. These underweight people are usually models, celebrities, or sick people. It is rare to see underweight people in America. Most Americans are 30 pounds or more overweight. It would be great to see more fit Americans. Jessica is obviously 30 pounds overweight. Fat Americans quit making excuses, start eating right, and exercise regularly. Being fat is unhealthy and causes medical problems that can lead to an early death.

FAT ASS!

WHERE THE FUCK DOES THIS 'REAL GIRLS HAVE CURVES' BULLSHIT COME FROM????
Jennifer Lopez has curves, THAT'S curvy. Monica Bellucci, SHE'S curvy!
ROLLS OF FAT OR HANGING FAT OR MOUNDS OF SKIN U CAN GRAB ON A WOMAN ARE NOT CURVES!!!! IT is FAT.
I'm sick of these deluded fat bitches walking around, saying they've got curves when they are clearly sagging fat c*nts.
You are lazy and disgusting and you make people sick. You are only going to get fatter and wider and you'll run out of excuses for being that way until u start to pop out fat kids. Then you'll use that post-pregnancy excuse til the kids are in college. Any men that like chics any bigger then Monica either cant get a hot skinny chic, are fat themselves or have some mental issues. And dont even start with this anorexic or skinny girl bullshit, they are practically non-existent compared to your krispy kreme guzzling crap.
Foul fucks.

what a fine piece of A$$

what a fine piece of A$$

oh my god. she's HUGE. what the hell happened to her?

Forget the fat discussion [she can lose that w/ a Jenny Craig ad campaign & a good trainer] why is she looking so OLD?? omg! Anyway, back to the chunkiness of it all-- don't people know that you've got to be almost a size 4 & smaller to wear high-waisted anything?? fire the stylist, do some crunches, moisturize, it'll be OHHHKAYY...

OK, this is my very first "comment" to be made on one of these damn blogs but, i thought i'd give it a whirl...ok.....people of america......get over it. who,f***in, cares!!!! can we please please please focus our attention on matters that well....actually matter! this whole "celebrity" fiasco kills me. they are just people. i dont know, its just discouraging seeing so many people gear their attention towards petty matters such as someone's weight gain. there is some deep shit goin on in this world.....open your eyes.

Why everyone feels so sorry for a rich, dumb, spoiled, talentless bimbo is beyond me. She's an "entertainer" not a "singer" and certainly not an "artist". The only reason she's famous at all is because she's pretty & has big boobs. Now, while she's still pretty, you have to admit, she's huge. Whale-like, if you will. She should just take her millions and quietly go away & stop inflicting her warbling on anyone outside of Texas. There are hundreds of thousands of women in the US who actually have talent. We'll forgive them for being something other than a size zero because we want to listen to them. You, Jessica, have no other redeeming value.

if she is fat, then I am obsese.

Oh my God Jessica Simpson put on 15 or 20 pounds, let's all lose our collective shit!!! Seriously, who gives a shit? Your lives fucking suck hard, and I hate you. You do know that our country is committing genocide in the Middle East, don't you? I hope you all die.

Oh my God Jessica Simpson put on 15 or 20 pounds, let's all lose our collective shit!!! Seriously, who gives a shit? Your lives fucking suck hard, and I hate you. You do know that our country is committing genocide in the Middle East, don't you? I hope you all die.

inevitable decline.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

What the hell happend to her? Someone can't eveb recognize here of some old pictures!
Jessica Simpson I wish you all the best!

Just to let all you people know, its ok to be alittle heavy and people should not treat other people like that. Grow up. Just because she is a celeb does not mean you people have the right to say crap like that. People come in diffrent shapes and sizes, thats what makes things interseting.

Wow, how could such a bad outfit happen to such a rich person? Seriously. I'm poor, I live paycheck to paycheck, and though I am 31 with 2 kids, I honestly can say I am thinner than her. BUT, with her boobs and butt, the right outfit would seriuosly make her extra weight not nearly as noticeable, maybe even sexy. I'm thin, but my boobs ain't big like hers. I know how to dress and I don't have one hundredth of the budget she has to work with. Maybe I need to change professions...hey Jessica, let me dress you...I promise I can do WAYYYY better than that. She's still freakin hot...just not at all in that outfit. Unless you are into wafer thin chicks, she's super sexy. But NO ONE is sexy in those pants. Damn.

Still would do that? wound't you!!!!!!!!

Aw... I feel so bad for her. I'm from the south and guys down here do like thick chicks. But not when they wear those horrible jeans. And now she's getting picked over because she just wants to wear that and still be famous. Only in the trailer park girl.... ='(

Iv'e gained a little weight myself in the last couple months and looking for a partner to sexersize it away, cmon Jess, In just 3 - 4 hours a day I'll have you looking like you were 19 again within a week victorkromer@aol.com

All you women defending her are idiots. I was in the states last year for a trip and I couldn't BELIEVE what I was seeing!!!! 90% of females were overweight! I am 5'1 and 105 lbs which is normal for being that short, and I felt like a supermodel, isn't there something wrong with that? I went to a buffet and almost had a panic attack watching everyone shovel plate after plate after plate after plate into their mouths like they would never get to eat again!!!! Fuck what is wrong with that picture? So for people to say she's normal, I guess when everyone around you is grossly overweight, being just CLINICALLY overweight is acceptable, and that's a sad sad thing. Let's be honest-she can't sing, she's dumb as fuck, in the acting department she makes Mischa Barton look like she she deserves an Oscar. The *only* thing she needs to do to make millions is look hot. For someone who whines constantly about how badly she wants success, sorry, but she can't want it bad enough to keep driving by Golden Corral.

All you women defending her are idiots. I was in the states last year for a trip and I couldn't BELIEVE what I was seeing!!!! 90% of females were overweight! I am 5'1 and 105 lbs which is normal for being that short, and I felt like a supermodel, isn't there something wrong with that? I went to a buffet and almost had a panic attack watching everyone shovel plate after plate after plate after plate into their mouths like they would never get to eat again!!!! Fuck what is wrong with that picture? So for people to say she's normal, I guess when everyone around you is grossly overweight, being just CLINICALLY overweight is acceptable, and that's a sad sad thing. Let's be honest-she can't sing, she's dumb as fuck, in the acting department she makes Mischa Barton look like she she deserves an Oscar. The *only* thing she needs to do to make millions is look hot. For someone who whines constantly about how badly she wants success, sorry, but she can't want it bad enough to keep driving by Golden Corral.

She is not fat. She has gained weight but I am sure she is very healthy. I wonder why so many of our young girls want to commit suicide over their weight or have anorexia and bulimia.

You should really be ashamed saying that she is fat when you know she is not. Let us see your face.

I think she might be packing on the weight for a movie she's trying to land...
and was too thin...? All she has to do is get on a treadmill for a couple of weeks and she'll be slim again...and she's getting what she wants..free publicity!

I absolutely can not believe how cruel people are.

"Maria - February 16, 2009 3:34 PM

She is not fat."

Yes, she is.

"She has gained weight but I am sure she is very healthy."

How do you know that? Do you know her personally?

"I wonder why so many of our young girls want to commit suicide over their weight or have anorexia and bulimia."

If girls end up committing suicide over their weight, then that's their problem because they lack the self-esteem to deal with it. It's not hard to go to the gym and work out to try to keep yourself in shape and stay healthy.

"You should really be ashamed saying that she is fat when you know she is not."

Yes, she is fat and why should anyone be ashamed of saying it?

"Let us see your face."

Let us see yours.

"Maria - February 16, 2009 3:34 PM

She is not fat."

Yes, she is.

"She has gained weight but I am sure she is very healthy."

How do you know that? Do you know her personally?

"I wonder why so many of our young girls want to commit suicide over their weight or have anorexia and bulimia."

If girls end up committing suicide over their weight, then that's their problem because they lack the self-esteem to deal with it. It's not hard to go to the gym and work out to try to keep yourself in shape and stay healthy.

"You should really be ashamed saying that she is fat when you know she is not."

Yes, she is fat and why should anyone be ashamed of saying it?

"Let us see your face."

Let us see yours.

she needs 2 belts to hold that belly

anna nicole is ALIIIIIIVEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She is beautiful, maybe she is little bit fat . I download using http://rapid4me.com video from victoria secret show. Its realy great visions.

Tony Romo must be having the time of his life playing with those huge titties and hitting that ass. Who gives a shit if your football career is in the tank if you can come home and play with Jessica every day? If you can't appreciate a woman with a little extra meat on her bones you have problems.

All i gotta say is the outfit did her no justice!! Her face looks old, and either way she actually looks like a normal woman now not a celebrity(fake in other words)! OH Well she's got the money to get a trainer to get her back in shape and do some work on her face.....lucky her!!

I think that she looks good. Sickly looking thin is not attractive. Healthy is. God Jessica

I don't understand why anybody would want to be thin to the point where you can see there rib and bone structure-you go have a chesseburger , fries and shake-Skinny

I don't understand why anybody would want to be thin to the point where you can see there rib and bone structure-you go have a chesseburger , fries and shake-Skinny

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I think she looks great and as long as she is happy and feels good about herself and her body, who cares what other people think. Everybody who is criticizing and making fun of her are just plain jealous; they need to look in the mirror. I love that Nick is supporting her and wish they would just get back together already!