Jan 30 2009Jessica Simpson performs in leather pants

boom chika wow wow

Is she pregnant?

thick

Why the fuck is this dumb bitch wearing shiny tight clothing that makes her look like a horse?

yikes. leather pants are a privilege; not a right.

I've figured out the problem! Most of these Hollywood stylists have no clue how to style a woman is over a size 2. That's why whenever a celeb gains to what would be considered a normal size in the real world, they start dressing in this weird shit.

Those arent leather pants. She only really looks fat cause she's wearing the shittiest clothes she possibly could wear. I think she's probly like a size 6 or 8 here.... not anyone you'd call fat if they weren't famous. Although if I was jessica simpson i'd hire someone to cook every last thing i was eating so this didn't happen anyway. But I digress. I'm off to burger king... later

why is she barefoot?!!!

ugh... utter low-class trash

She definitely looks pregnant. I'll bet Romo did a little dance in the end zone.

For as much money as her assistants moch off her, they could at least be honest with her and tell that some things should not be worn...at all. And as for being pregnant you don't have to wear a condom, but you can still catch syphilis.

She MUST have a contract with a weight-loss company and she needs to gain before she sheds it off. Unless she is pregnant, there's no other reason a healthy celebrity would gain weight so rapidly like she has and then wear tight clothes in public (unless they were retired.)

Currently, she looks like a typical overweight American - completely unnattractive.

$10 says they had to use ER shearers to cut those fucking pants off her after the show

A cow wearing leather? How ironic!

You people are sick sick fucks. Have you all never put on weight before?
Thanks for being part of the problem.
Assholes.

Her manager and publicist should be terminated immediately.

That's Papa Joe right?

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#6

Correction; you mean what Americans want to believe is the "normal" in the American world. Americans are great at using euphemisms for "fat". The rest of the world sees Americans as fat, big, large people. Stop the excuses Americans and quit stuffing your faces with too much food.

She's GOT to be pregnant.

Fatty, fatty two by four.
One tit, two tit, they're the floor.

www.elestupidez.com

(wakes up in ER with bright light overhead, people rushing about)

"Like, what happened, y'all"
"You tried putting on size 2 leather pants" (starts cutting off with shearers)
"Huhh?"
"It' ok, just relax. Suck in your gut, we're getting near the waistband"
"Ashleyyyyy....."
"30 cc's of valium, STAT! Strap the bitch down!"

Blech. Those can't be comfortable with the tree trunks she's using to walk around.

#14

I am 5'3" just like Jessica and I have never put on that much weight. I weigh 110 right now and Jessica must weight 145-150. But when I do put on weight; I wear clothes that flatter my body and show off my natural large breasts with low cleavage tops and a-line dresses/skirts. Jessica should have wore an a-line skirt with sexy stockings, and a cleavage showing top. Jessica does not have a tiny waist like me (I have a size 26 waist) and the big wide ugly belt makes her waist look even bigger. I buy clothes that flatter my body and have never needed to buy designer clothes. Jessica's expensive designer clothes look horrible on her. I have never been a size 2 and right now I am a size 4-6, so I'm assuming Jessica is a size 8-10 right now.

If she farted the back would blow right outta those pants.

I think she looks amazing, besides happiness makes you fat. Though a size 6 is hardly fat. Fat is a size 16.

Meh. The blonde hair make her look like one of those sub-human types thta have more than learned their subservient role on "our" economy.
The lack of shoes merely demonstrates to the other primitive types that she is one of them, only richer.

WOAH, dude!!!! Look I'm not gonna rag on the fact that she's gained some weight, 'cause considering the number I myself see on the scale every morning, I'd still give both my ass cheeks to look like she does right now LOL... BUT DAMN!!! Who in the hell is her stylist, man????????? C'mon!

I like her fat like that, it makes her breasts bigger

#14: How are we part of the problem? Because we're sick of seeing lazy fat people everywhere we look? Because we're disgusted that people in America just give up and let themselves go? It's not that hard to take care of yourself.

To answer your question: no - I've never put on weight like this before. I wouldn't allow myself to gain 15 pounds of fat in a couple months. She's actually been gaining weight for awhile but she REALLY packed it on recently.

I think people that think looking like that is healthy are part of the problem. The people, like you, that sit around and don't say anything because they're afraid to hurt overweight peoples' feelings are part of the problem. They're enabling these people. Then you call us assholes for speaking the truth.

Why does she perform? Do anyone want to see her?

#20, How you dooin? ;) ;) lol

Why is it whenever I visit this site, it is the males making comments about chicks being fat? She is not fat.

Ginger, your so transparent. Anyone who compares themselves to a celebrity-with themselves continually coming out on top- and uses a post as a soundboard to toot their own horn is likely a loser, psychologically disturbed and not as attractive as they like to imagine.

#22

Jessica is not a size 6; she is a size 10-12. If Jessica is a size 6 then this makes me a size -0 and I am 5'3" and weigh 112 pounds lol!

#20: sure like talking about yourself, don't you?

well 29, mysticalmissc, as its been pointed out she is overweight by medical standards and when somebody goes from being a hot celebrity to looking like an everyday american slob people are going to talk about it. if youre fat like she is and take offense to comments about her then dont read them. 75% of the women i see everday are chunky and lazy and celebrities are supposed to be a break from that.

I'm 5'4" and a size 6. I weigh 135. I'm about the same size as her.

Jessica reminds me of my how my Fable 2 character looks fat and manly in her assassin coat, she looks almost the same.. Same HUGE torso girth....wtf was lionhead thinking when they designed their characters?

I think she is beautiful.

#35: i actually lol'd. you single?

ginger is probably a 40 yr old dude, who makes everyone call him "dragon"

She has GOT to be pregnant. I refuse to believe she would allow this to happen. Look at how much work she put into her body for that godawfull movie dukes of hazard.

I call preggo on this one. She has no talent so she has to get by on her looks. Prolly just waiting the manadatory first trimester to make sure everything is ok.

Good luck with baby (insert stupid celebrity baby name here) Jessica!!!

Well, #29, I see why attractive females DONT hang around you.

she's not barefoot, stupid! she's wearing heels.

#20

Yes I do to make my point. We have a huge problem with fat Americans. It cost more money to treat fat Americans than fit Americans. Being fat can cause a lot of fat related illness like high blood pressure, heart disease, diabetes, and high cholesterol. Just because America feeds the entire world and we are the land of plenty; does not mean stuff your face and get fat.

Black is slimming

mimimi - heheh :P No alas, I'm taken by a guy that is totally not into videogames /cries

RightFury - Ginger doesn't make you call her "dragon" ...she goes by "Night Hawk"

Yeah seriously...americans are fat, but its not because we're americans...if you go to any other part of the world (with the exception of England lol) you will see really thin people by comparison, HOWEVER, once people have been in the USA for a while from other countries, they will PACK IT ON. Trust me, I was friends with loads of exchange students in high school and noted their newly found love for fast food. =P

her feet look painfully swollen, she might be sick with diabetes or something

Why is everyone so mean? She looks fine. Just because she is not a skinny whore who throws up everything does not make her fat.

Why is everyone so mean? She looks fine. Just because she is not a skinny whore who throws up everything does not make her fat.

just because her clothes are *cough cough* better doesn't make her any less fat.

mimimi - heheh :P No alas, I'm taken by a guy that is totally not into videogames /cries

RightFury - Ginger doesn't make you call her "dragon" ...she goes by "Night Hawk"

Yeah seriously...americans are fat, but its not because we're americans...if you go to any other part of the world (with the exception of England lol) you will see really thin people by comparison, HOWEVER, once people have been in the USA for a while from other countries, they will PACK IT ON. Trust me, I was friends with loads of exchange students in high school and noted their newly found love for fast food. =P

You should probably attempt to pay some fucking attention before calling others an idiot. "Hello, Pot? This is Kettle. You're black."

Look at the rest of the pictures, dingbat.

Yo that bitch needs to lose some weight...

#48

if necessary, i will vanquish him and take your hand.

First off, J.S. is so uninteresting and such a bimbo that there NEVER is any news about her other than her fluctuating weight, which sucks for her. I've never even listened to her music but she must be talented for a POP star--I hate pop music so that doesn't concern me. If I liked it, or country (I've heard she does country now but I dunno shit about her music, you tell me), then I'd defend her.

Truth is, America likes its stars to look "good", and good nowadays is pretty unattainable--read: sorta skinny/petite. Like in certain developing countries where famine is prevalent, sometimes physical beauty is what WE'D consider chubby--the unattainable THERE. So don't hate, just accept the phenomenon. The best thing anyone could do is accept her body the way it is, but strive for fitness and good eating habits--most of the time in that case, the fat will come off and a person's genetically ideal body particular to that individual will shine through. One can only fight genetics to a certain extent. Jessica obviously has to work hard to maintain "skinny". Sucks for her.

Second, yeah, her stylist sucks. Chubby people can still look good with flattering clothes. In MY opinion. And most of you have a point; the camera adds 10 lbs so she probably looks smaller in real life. I checked and she says she's 5'4", but most chicks lie about her height and I'd say she's 5'3 1/2" at most. She's been really skinny and not-so-skinny. Lately she's probably getting comfortable with her boyfriend and I remember she had a shirt on that said "real girls eat meat" so yeah..........fairly obvious end result. Betcha a 5 sack she'll be skinny again in a couple months.

Third, she's just a little chubby, but for showbiz, she IS fat. Once again, it's "the camera's fault." But she knows better. Although I think she's 1 taco short of a Combo Meal, so maybe she hasn't figured out by now that a. her body easily puts on weight b. the general public expects "perfection" and an unrealistic lack of fat, and c. the camera makes you look bigger. Either that or she just doesn't care.

She's thicker than a King Sized Snicker.

/fo reals

god i want to mount that so fukin bad

Ginger and FatChicksSuck should get together! Imagine what their conversations would be like...
You guys should go out for a nice side salad (hold the dressing), discuss America's disgusting propensity for obesity, go home and vomit together, try to make out, but pass out instead from pure exhaustion from the straining to vomit. Good times. I bet you are both a blast to hang out with!

If they had a memorial for all the cows that died making those pants, it would look like the Vietnam wall.

i hope that's fake leather..i hate to think that someone killed 3 cows to make those pants...just sayin'

You know you catty fucks would knock the bottom out of that.

And, anybody who posts after has a mother with a hairy ass.

Why is it unrealistic for somebody to be in good shape? Even somebody with terrible genes can be fit if they eat healthy and exercise regularly. Why the hell do Americans think it's unrealistic to not be fat? Our country is full of lazy fat idiots!

Someone should tell Jess that only super skinny girls should wear straight/skinny leg pants. Only girls who are model skinny with really slim, skinny legs. I am size 2 and I don't even wear them. To me they even make my legs look fat.

#54

A typical fat American making fun of a fit American. All a person needs to do is eat in moderation, make sure you have a balanced diet, and exercise regularly. A typical conversation at lunch might be; so where do you want to go skiing? What time do you want to go bike riding at the beach? We like to talk about current events too like Wall Street being greedy by giving themselves $18 billion in bonuses that came from the American tax payer. I understand that you being a fat American; it is impossible to understand fit people that practice a healthy lifestyle like me.

ok, i'm sorry, JESSICA SIMPSON IS NOT FAT! seriously! every single person who is calling jessica "fat" is probably the same size she is, maybe a little bit bigger. no, i'm not a 'fat girl' calling her skinny, i just don't think its right that everyone is calling her fat. i'm with ginger, it's all the other fat people just calling her fat. rather than calling her fat we should all chip in and get her a new stylist

Nothing wrong with her that taking a personal trainer and dietitian on the road wouldn't cure.

#54: Yes - because the only way possible to not be fat is to have an eating disorder. What's it feel like to be a complete moron and not know it? Fat people amaze me. They're so fucking lazy and dumb it boggles my mind. I literally have a hard time believing there are people out there this ignorant...but it's obviously true.

We've become a nation of fat, lazy, ignorant slobs and it's really fucking sad. It's gotten to the point where it's okay to be fat, it's the norm to be fat, and anybody that isn't fat is the one with a problem. I need to get out of this country and go somewhere that isn't so damn pathetic. We're outnumbered by fat idiots 2:1 and the problem just continues to grow. People are getting fatter and less intelligent by the minute.

#27: Yeah, not assholish to come on an American site and diss Americans. Yeah, can't see how that's assholish at all. You know what, I'm sick of you people outside of America who obviously don't have good local internet sites and flock over to our websites and then decide to talk shit. Everyone has a damn stereotype, just like if you're in England a lot of us could talk crap about your fucked up teeth. See how that goes? But we don't venture over to BBC.com and lay into you, so why are you doing that here? And don't feed us babble about "educating us."

If you think those pants are leather, I'd hate to see your car seats.

Slightly shiny is NOT the same as leather.

However, fat ass cow IS the same as gross.

@53 Racer X HA! Word, check it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-wvIgd0MMU

#65

I know it must be hard to believe, but there are fit Americans. #27 is a fit American sick of all the fat Americans making excuses for being fat or denying a persons fatness. I am also a fit American sick of fat people making excuses. America has become a society full of fat people making bad lifestyle choices. These fat American try to say that being 10 pounds overweight is not fat, 20 pounds overweight is not fat, 30 pounds overweight is not fat and the denial goes on and on and on......

#66

Thanks Jess for not wearing leather. The animals and I truley appreciate it. Please consider going vegetarian and get your hot figure back.

#65: I am American you idiot - why do you think I'm so pissed off about it? If I lived somewhere else I wouldn't give 2 shits - let the country eat itself to death. I'm tired of being surrounded by fat lazy idiots too stupid to know how to take care of themselves. People let themselves go and it's okay now. My tax dollars and insurance dollars pay for all of these fat peoples' medical problems - problems they brought on THEMSELVES. I have no problem helping people that get cancer or other issues out of their control...but fat morons too stupid to stop packing on fat? FUCK that. I'm tired of hearing their stupid fucking excuses, tired of their complete ignorance when it comes to health, I'm tired of having to fucking look at them. I'm tired of every type of fat person. The fat people that feel sorry for themselves but don't do shit about it, the fat people that are proud to be fat, the fat people that are in denial and put down healthy people. They're all fucking idiots!

We've become the joke of the world. A once-great nation filled with lazy pathetic fat fucks that is slowly falling. I used to be proud to be American...now I'm almost embarassed.

Sally Struthers???

The chafing resulting from the friction of all that plether rubbing against all that thigh, must be painful....

Her biggest problem in the past couple of days are the clothes she is wearing. Why? Why wear those things? Like I've said before, high-waist pants look like shit on ANYONE! Anyone! It isn't 1976, don't wear them (I don't really know an exact time period in which those pants were favorable...but I know it was the 70's).

Other than that, she doesn't look bad. I can't hear her in these photos, but I bet she sounds worse than she looks. And the face...my god, that faces she makes.

typical american woman.

She looks like emo-Santa.

horrible outfit. i think the belt/ sash thingy might be the worst part. i still think that she is very pretty and has a cute little body, but she needs some help from stacy and clinton. somebody call "what not to wear"!!

If she's not pregnant, then she's fat! She's probably shoveling down the sugar, booze, and wheat products. If she'd stop eating just those 3 things, and do yoga and pilates at least a few times a week, she'd be back to her normal body pretty fast. If she is pregnant, she ought to just tell everyone so we'd know why she's fat.

Pics #1 and #4, check out her thigh fat. Anyone who's saying she's not fat is probably fat too.

I'm going to do some yoga and pilates now, because I'm almost as fat as she is, yikes!

She's wearing some pretty budget clothes lately.

A cow wearing cowhide.

So which pro wrestling federation is that belt from? And when did she win the heavyweight championship?

she looks 100% bangable, but it is a bad outfit. Why cant she just get some boot cut jeans and a top that shows her huge tits?

yo ginger.. there is no way you are 110 pounds, 5'3" and a size 4-6. i'm 5'5", 130 pounds, size 4-6, size 27 waist. simply put, unless you're a legal midget that weighs 110 pounds, you're definitely a 0 or 2.

We need to dispel a commonly recited fiction: a "bad outfit" cannot make a fit girl look fat. A bad outfit can fail to hide fat, and a really bad outfit can highlight fat. But the fat has to be there in the first place.

seriously, you people are pathetic and SO JEALOUS. hate on her all you want, but her income runs circles around every single person writing rude comments about her. everybody puts on some weight at some point or another, and a little chubbier or not, SHE STILL LOOKS BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU!

Her face is picture #5 is exactly the same one those pants had when she squeezed her fat ass into them.

She might be pregnant.. look how swoolen her feet are!!
That is rather disgusting that she took her shoes off though lol.

Dress Sizes, USA:

Size Bust Waist Hips
0 32 24 34
2 33 25 35
4 34 26 36
6 35 27 37
8 36 28 38
10 37 29 39

and so on, it's very simple.

at #82 and some others:

I really have a question, cause apparently i have no idea how American sizes work, and i can't really understand the comments. So let me put it this way: I am 5'4 and about 104 pounds and I thought that my American size was 4 or 6. Good thing I haven't really bought any clothes. So, actually, I have no idea how things go. And JS is kinda fat... But she put on a lot of weight on the upper body, which kinda makes her disgusting. And those clothes... what the heck? Why is she wearing those???

Oh yes, one other thing, the other day her sister said that JS was a size 2. Now come on, that is no way, no how, not on this planet. That is, if I am starting to get right this size thingy.

Way to pick clothes that make her look like sausages packed in to leather casing, another ugly American.

Looks like the burned the sausage links again.

size 6 -8 who are you fatties kidding ? she's at least a US size 10.

Mmmmm . . . kryptonite

#14

STFU

really.

no one fucking cares. get a life.

Whatever Ginger's reasons are for talking about herself, she is right about the wardrobe. Jessica should put on a push-up bra, low-cut, flowy dress, thigh-high stockings (panty hose and tummy fat are a bad, bad combo) and some sexy heels. She would look great.

Or like Dolly Parton, who incidentally was really successful with the blond hair, big boobs, country music thing.

#91 - So do shit and Brit, but you don't hear us calling out your fatties, snaggletooth...

US gets a lot of flack for having a lot of obesity and it does have that problem for sure, but people are overweight in Europe too. I love how a lot of European people (I am European myself) act like there is no obesity in Europe. Check out Austria, Germany, Poland, and Italy... You don't see the morbidly obese so much, but you plenty of tubbos who love their fried dough batter type shit. The reason it's so bad in America is because they have the resources to have every type of food imaginable from allover the world and it’s all at their finger tips served fast and full of fat and loaded with sugar salt and crazy calories.

People who cook from scratch usually are a lot healthier, but everyone is so lazy and then on top of it are in debt because they eat out every day. If you can’t cook, you can't eat. If you are able bodied you can damn well cook, you may not be a world class chef, but anyone who can’t choose some ingredients out of the multitudes of types of food out there and prepare a savory meal is too useless to live.
Anyway it just pisses me off when European act like there isn't a single fat person in Europe when that's a bunch of shit. Also you don't have the rock hard lean super toned people as much in Europe you just have people who look active and natural. So in the category of super fitness some of the most cut and fit people in the world are in America. I just think it's ignorant and arrogant of some Europeans to pretend there is no fatness in our holy old land, when every person talking shit like that has some fatass Europeans in their family. America certainly has issues with obesity, but don’t lie and pretend their aren't lots of fatties in Europe; the land of carbs, sugar and chocolate.

Oh and I can't believe some people still think she's not fat and that it's just the clothes. COME ON NOW. She's 140 for sure and at 5'2" that is rough. Anyway the numbers aren't the only factor; it is CLEAR that none of that extra weight is muscle so she has effectively put on at least 20 pounds of pure unnecessary fat.

I don't think that Jessica was ever super skinny to begin with, but she was still smokin' hot and definately worked her butt off to get into shape for her role as Daisy Duke.

But... gaining so much weight in a really short amount of time is not normal. I don't think she's preggers, maybe she has a thyroid problem.

I know that sounds lame, but if someone has a thyroid disease they can gain up to 50 pounds in less than 2 months.

Can't wait to see what kind of money she'll make on the book deal/ jenny craig celebrity advertising contract she's probably working on. She's going to look fantastic by summer and she'll be a hell of a lot richer... just because we're all making such a big fat deal about it.

Ok, last picture...slight baby bump? Yes/no? I say I think I see somethin'....too round and too high to be just fat...and it would certainly explain the rapid weight gain that is so not her style. She's been thin forever....why all of the sudden let herself go? I could see it if she wasn't performing and was never in the public eye anymore, but she is...sure, hell, why not pack on a few in that case, who's lookin'? But nah...she's out and about like normal...and she had plenty of money to keep in shape which she always has...I definitely think there's a mini-Romo in there.

Ok, last picture...slight baby bump? Yes/no? I say I think I see somethin'....too round and too high to be just fat...and it would certainly explain the rapid weight gain that is so not her style. She's been thin forever....why all of the sudden let herself go? I could see it if she wasn't performing and was never in the public eye anymore, but she is...sure, hell, why not pack on a few in that case, who's lookin'? But nah...she's out and about like normal...and she had plenty of money to keep in shape which she always has...I definitely think there's a mini-Romo in there.

Oh and wasn't it her sister that wrapped her bump up tight until it wasn't possible anymore??? I thought I read something about that somewhere....something to ponder on for sure...looks like she could be doing the same thing....

And no one has commented that she opened for Rascall Flatts.

I am not making this up.

Wasn't she a headline act at one point in her career?

#96 It had to be said! *cheers*

BTW people in the USA are in debt because they're losing their fucking JOBS right now.......

I dunno, if she really loves Tony Romo, this might be a good move. Fag hags usually are overweight.

83. Pat, thank you. For fucks sake people like al bundy once said" Ladies it's not the dress that makes you look fat, it's the FAT that makes you look fat." A slim person could work this outfit, it's a fucking ugly but they could pull it off. people would just go "hey look at that hot chick in the weird leather outfit, she's hot" .The end.

#88. You are a size 0-2 likely depending on the store. However your measurements play a big part if you are busty or wide in the waiste or hips then some sizes won't fit. Size's are just a guide and often a girl is a mix of many. Many girls have size 0 hips and waiste but a size 4 bust. According to BMI you are underweight, but so am I. Somtimes I wonder if BMI is too generous because you could gain 30 pounds and still be in the good BMI range which seems crazy to me. My mom is very healthy and she is also underweight according to BMI. Anyone have any thoughts or info on the underweight side and the large range of healthy weight?

# 70...then if you're so embarrassed, then give up the passbook and get the fuk out of America. go live in a 3rd world country where there are towns of malnourished thin individuals.

Those aren't leather. it's Cire, which is like spandex.

To Ginger and FatChicksSuck:
Normally, I wouldn't lower myself to even begin to explain life to you because you're obviously too consumed with yourselves and are desperately trying to hide your severe insecurities from the rest of the world.
I am not fat. Never have been, never will be. I am able to tell you this because I can read a scale and the label on my clothing that has never been large. I cannot tell you this by what I see when I look in the mirror, and here's why:
1. I grew up with a mother that binged and purged. Everyday. I remember sitting outside the bathroom door wondering why she was throwing up. My mom was beautiful. Still is, and has never been bigger than a size 2. Luckily, I've always been about the same size as my mom, though that never stopped her from trying to teach me to do the same when I was older.
2. My roommate in college, was a beautiful, brilliant girl, who spent 4 hours in the gym a day, in addition to running 13 miles every morning. She would drink 12 diet cokes a day and eat only cereal, peanut butter, and sweetener. At 5'-7", she could look you in the eye and tell you she only had to stay above 90 lbs to keep out of the hospital.
3. At my first job out of college, I had another beautiful, healthy coworker. After she split from her husband, I began to see the familiar signs: bloated furry face, gray skin, no ass. At 23 she sat up in bed and with no warning, died. No other health problems aside from her new lifestyle.
None of these people I have mentioned were ever fat. Ever.
You can spout out ridiculous statistics and insult others to make you feel better about yourselves, but I pity you and all your infinite ignorance. It's one thing to joke and say "Haha, that celebrity's getting fat", but you guys seem to believe you are so informed on weight issues, when in truth, you have no clue.
I'm so thankful I've never developed these terrible habits, but trust me, it's a battle everyday when I look in a mirror. Thankfully, I can surround myself with positive people who love me, while steering clear of vapid idiots like yourselves. I can come on these websites and laugh and funny jokes and comments people make, but you two take yourselves way too seriously. I hope one day you'll both resolve your sad issues you have with yourselves.

Time to buy some clothes that fit you right, Jessica.

@ #84 - She gets paid to look good you moron. If she looked like this from day one, do you think that anyone would have paid her $$!! to squeeze that fat ass into Daisy's teeny weeny shorts, or would men have dropped their pants watching her pink bikini car wash?

Nobody's body is perfect and we all deteriorate with age. But if you earn your living by creating a perfect image you better be able to maintain that image and live up to that standard.

It sounds to me like a lot of people on this post take good care of their bodies, not only for superficial reasons, but also because they care about their health. You don't need to be a millionaire or a celebrity to do that.

She looks very nice in that outfit. It's not over the top.

Where do you people live who think all Americans are fat? It's like you are spitting out exactly what you've heard on a talk show.
Oh, yeah. Small, dead end towns where you will spend the rest of your miserable lives.

when is this stupid fuckin has-been gonna realize how worthless her life is? go fuck your dad, you granny panty-wearing dumbass

She is either pregnant or GAINING WEIGHT TO BE A HEALTHY WEIGHT TO CONCEIVE! I bet she is 2 months along. If so CONGRATULATIONS! She looks absolutely gorgeous! She is NOT fat, but she shouldn't gain any more weight either. She seems more mature and relaxed at this weight

You are all a bunch of fucking morons..

You are all a bunch of fucking morons..

#111 - we live where we can use a computer to connect to the internet to access the Center For Disease Control's latest data for adult weights in the U.S. and see that almost 70% of Americans are overweight. Look for yourself - if you paid taxes, you paid for this research.

#114/115 - shut it, ya stuttering fool.

I don't think she got really fat. She gained some weight and is still trying to squeeze in to clothes that don't fit her anymore. When you do that you look ridiculous. Besides, why hasn't anyone said it yet. She looks preggo, big time. Weight gain in face, boobs, and stomach, but still has skinny legs.

We gotta remember, it's not just about being a "size x" or "xxx pounds", or even "xx bust, xx waist, and xx hip measurements". You have to combine all these factors and take them into consideration.

As an "average/normal person" you could be 5' 6", 125 to130 lbs, and based on your measurements and overall body fat, you would be considered either:
a) fit and attractive, OR
b) fat

I know a lot of people are saying give her a break, she's only a "size x" or "probably doesn't weigh more than xxx lbs" which is average for "normal people"; but, whatever size/weight/measurement she is, it's the overall package put together that counts.

I don't think that she is morbidly obese, I think she is overweight and no longer fits the norm for celebrity standards. And if she doesn't act soon, it will get out of control.

#102. Just to clarify I didn't mean to suggest that people are only in debt because of lifestyle. There is so much greed from the wealthy, people are underpaid and overworked and loosing their jobs AND a lot of people have no money sense and get into HUGE credit card debt and refuse to live within their means and it's no surprise why. Media and idiot celebrities like this one sell greed and the concept of more and more (so she make butt loads of money and has no talent how does that give her any value? What is she contributing to the world?). Today it's buy this but that, you HAVE to have this new iphone or else you won't be cooooool, you aren't hot unless you have the latest clothes blah blah blah. Fuck that shit.
Also school is supposed to ideally prepare you for life, but they so rarely teach anything in high school about budgeting, saving, and money management. An actual proper health class about nutrition would be great too. Maybe some people had classes like that but to the best of my knowledge it is more common to teach people about the pyramids of Egypt, which is all well and good but not nearly as essential, than it is to teach actual life skills. I went to school with pot heads from rich families who were DEEPLY in need of some life preparation. They're all fat and broke now.

#107. What you are talking about is very sad and tragic and I have plenty of experience with it tragic. Eating disorders such as anorexia and bulimia need attention for sure however they are in the minority. Only about 1% of the U.S. population is anorexic or bulimic. For those three people you mentioned you forgot to mention the countless other you have known in your life who were overweight and guess what people also just wake and DIE from that too, much more so infact. Both issues need attention, but the solution to anorexia is not to condone people getting out of shape and overweight because on no they might become anorexic. Anyone who knows anything about eating disorders knows that it is an identity/control issue and not about the weight itself as much as there can be very severe body issues people don't just become anorexic you have to be predisposed to it. Both being very underweight and being overweight are medically dangerous but you cannot ignore that being overweight is a much more massive widespread and common health problem that is much more deadly so why on earth should people not stand up to it for fear of provoking a much less common disorder?

Also the chubby weight she is at, no one stays at that weight they both loose it and get their health back or they keep going down that road and get extremely overweight. As you can tell by the headlines Jessica is thanking her fans for support and refusing to admit she has an issue that needs to be resolved. I'm sorry but when a girl with no brains or talent whose one and only "job" is to look good cannot even stay in shape for her own health that's pretty sad.

#107: Those are definitely some sad stories. However, for every anorexic or bulimic woman in the US there are over 2000 overweight or obese women. I'm not saying anorexia and bulimia aren't serious...I'm simply saying that it's extremely rare when compared to the overweight problem in America. I could tell you some pretty sad fucking stories about obese people too.

What is it with people being so ignorant that they think you have to be either overweight or have an eating disorder? Get a fucking clue.

If there were 2000 times as many anorexics as there were overweight people I'd be talking about the anorexic problem. Would you be here telling me it's not a big deal and I'm an asshole and telling me dramatic sad stories about obese people you know/knew and how terrible it is to be obese?

Did anyone ever stop and think that maybe she's trying to hide (the cookies) I mean a pregnancy? You know when lil sis Ashlee got knocked up the family didn't exactly come clean about the whole thing. (And I thought they were good Christians) WHATEVER! The did the classic...you know the three D's...deny, deny, deny! I don't know maybe this whole country music gig isn't panning out so well and she isn't on stage that much anymore and she sits around eating (chicken) tuna!

Wearing all black doesn't make you less fat. I would wonder if she was pregnant, but I'm 4 months pregnant and you can't even tell...Maybe she's 9 months preg?

I don't think she is trying to hide a pregnancy, it would have already been all over the news, her father seems to leak information for money.

But I do believe she gained weight and think you should all give her a break, every body gains weight once in a while especially in the US, and even if she would stay that way, I don't think she could be considered fat. She still looks wonderful, I just believe it was a bad outfit choice.

Size fucking 2????

More like size two-WELVE!!!!

Even under that thick hideous jacket thing you can see a huge muffin top. Who in the fuck are these people who are saying this is a normal healthy weight. You are out of your minds. Fat basically strangles and smothers your body. A small amount is needed on every body, but all that extra weight she is carrying is NOT good for her.

Put a bit in that horse's mouth, please.

the problem she lacks a waist, like most american women.... that is whty her gain is so noticable

she went all Wynona Judd on us

ru ppl serious?!! she looks great...any guy who can't appreciate a womanly figure and some thickness is either gay or a virgin...

Trust me, I know all about sad stories of the obese. Every day, I see morbidly obese children in our schools. What's disgusting to me is to see a parent shove a giant energy drink and bag of red hot cheetos into their little hands. That's just as dangerous and irresponsible as parents that pass down tips on purging. What I'm saying is that more people (whether they have a diagnosed disorder or not) are obsessed with body image. Clearly, the person spouting off her waist size and weight is one of them. Sometimes it leads to healthy living, but it can so easily get out of control. It's super easy to google obesity statistics, but you'll never actually understand what I'm talking about until you take time to see it happening around you. I would be surprised if even a quarter of celebrities maintained their figures in a healthy way. I can't imagine what that kind of pressure would drive a person to.
Yes, Jessica Simpson looks like she let herself go. No one's denying that. My bet is that if she's not pregnant, she'll pull a Jennifer Love Hewitt and miraculously have the weight gone in 4 weeks.

pinche jessica estas del pito , ponte a dieta si a eso te dicas lo unico q tienes q hacer estar flaca no mames y si piensas seguir asi de pinche obesa minimo ten respeto por la humanidad y no te pongas ropa de piel, mejor ponte un saco de papas que guarde tus carnes ... :)

She's only 5'3" tall....if she gains 10 pound, it looks like 20 on her unlike someone that is tall. You can't get away with weight gain when you are short. It sucks, but it's a reality.

She's actually not that fat. It was just a tight fitting outfit. As long as she covers up a bit, she should look okay.

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It is true that people die and get illnesses from being overweight or obese, but unless one is seriously obese they are unlikely to develop diabetes or heart failure etc until they hit their 40's, 50's and beyond.

On the other hand anorexia and bulimia, which are less common, but (increasingly common among young women), can cause death and serious irreversible physical damage such as bone density loss quite soon after the disorder's onset. Anorexia has the highest mortality rate for mental illness second to depression.

That's why people get so emotional about not encouraging anorexia and bulimia. They are just more dangerous in the short term than being overweight. Not only that they are debilitating mental disorders - obsessions that destroy people's lives. They are very hard to rehabilitate.

I'll be the first to say that I have low-tolerance for fat people in general. But this girl is not really that fat. She would be on the upside of normal weight, the lowside of overweight - so who gives a shit. What is more concerning is the rapidity she put on the weight, but that is her business, not ours.

AS IF she's a size 6. There's no way. She looks more like a size 12 in these pics. I don't understand how celebs can get fat - they can afford the best personal trainers and chefs money can buy!

#135 - you couldn't be more wrong. What you wrote about obesity-related illnesses is dead wrong. There are 6th grade kids now with diabetes and heart problems. There are statistical analyses showing that the U.S. health care system will not be able to pay for medical treatment for conditions directly linked to being overweight, because they will be happening to such a large percentage of the population in coming years. In the U.s., there is no other health problem as large (unavoidable pun) as the epidemic of overweight people, which has become significantly worse with each generation. Sorry, but it's anorexia and bulimia where the health risks and costs have been wildly overstated. For example, "Anorexia has the highest mortality rate for mental illness second to depression." So what? There are 30 to 40 depressives for every anorexic, so a much larger number of people die from factors directly linked to depression. Like it or not, resources are limited and health care has to be designed to help the maximum number of people. The consequence is that the message CANNOT BE "feel good about yourself, whatever your weight, and ignore what society tells you your ideal weight should be." No, you need to eat less and exercise more and try to stay thin. If you're too neurotic to do that in a healthy way, see a psychiatrist instead of issuing slogans that are harmful to the very large majority of people who are not like you.

I bet she is deliberately putting on the weight .

She's almost flaunting it. She should be the master at appearing slim, I'm sure her stylist sees to that. What she's wearing is excentuating her robust curves; clearly intentional.

Hey I'll bet it'll win her a 'large'r fan base of the female persuasion, and then she can shed the weight and write a book about it. Brilliant.

@#30 well said. Tear that loser to shreds. And then knit them into something useful like a shopping tote.

sorry #138, i live in Australia not America, so I am unaware of how fucked up and fat your population is. I work in the fitness industry and I see many people who suffer because of lack of motivation and their love for food. They stay fat and don't come back to class. Pathetic. However, it is more scary to see the obsessiveness related to eating disorders that some girls succumb to.

I am not saying we need to spend more resources on anorexics and bulimics, I am just saying that it is understandable that people get emotional when Jessica Simpson is described as being a whale, when clearly (while being chubby) she is by no means morbid. This only perpetuates the unhealthy thinking of those vulnerable to eating disorders. This whole argument is in relation to the pictures of Jessica Simpson - so don't get off the topic @138

Wow - you are all dumbshits - she's beautiful. You all need to "get a life" I am sure all of you are skinny and beautiful... RIGHT!

There are SO many dangers to being overweight, even just being 10 pounds overweight increases your health risks significantly. Here is a small list of the multitude of medical problems facing those who are overweight. Even worse are the risks for those who are obese, which since Jessica isn't I won't address here. Anorexia and bulimia, serious as they are, became huge buzz topics in the 80's and 90's and they are a real and present concern however they do not remotely compare to the immense problem that is the steady incline of overweight and inactive individuals headed for obesity in this world (and it is a problem throughout the world not just in the U.S.).

What is Overweight?

Overweight is defined as a condition of weighing more that what is IDEAL (Jessica's weight is NOT ideal by any means) for their height and body frame. If a person's weight is 20% or more above their ideal body weight, they are considered obese. Excess weight may come from muscle, bone, fat and/or body water.

A person can be overweight without being obese.

Dangers of being Overweight

Some of the dangers of being overweight include developing:

High Blood Pressure: When you have excess body fat, your body retains sodium. When your body retains sodium, blood volume increases and blood pressure rises. High blood pressure causes your heart to work harder, which is dangerous for the heart.

Diabetes: Obesity is the leading cause of type 2 diabetes. Excess fat makes your body resistant to insulin. When your body is resistant to insulin, your cells can't get the energy they need.

Stroke

Abnormal blood fats: A diet high in saturated fats increases the level of LDL (bad) cholesterol. 9this leads to a slew of dangerous problems, clogged arteries and heart attacks among them and people who are only slightly overweight can absolutely have heart attacks).

Osteoarthritis: Excess weight adds pressure to joints and wears away at the cartilage that protects them. (Thought bone disorders only affected anorexics hun?)

Sleep apnea: The more overweight a person is, the greater more severe the sleep apnea will be. (Sleep apnea is caused by a person’s neck fat actually suffocating them while they sleep and causes them to stop breathing).

Cancer: Men and women who are overweight have a higher risk of developing many different kinds of cancer. (Just being mildly overweight increases these risks).

Gallstones: Gallstones are more common in people who are overweight.

Weak Pelvic Muscles.

Digestive disorders which can be very serious.

Constipation and bowl problems that again can lead to serious long terms problems.

Cirrhosis of the liver (serious stuff).

Fertility problems (again people think only anorexics have fertility issues when overweight people often have severe fertility problems and are unable to get pregnant until they loose weight).

Polycystic ovarian disease which often causes infertility, the cysts often need to be removed.

Hormonal dysfunction which is an ocean of medical problems itself.

Thyroid dysfunction which also leads to multiple health problems and increased risks of thyroid cancer.

Back problems from carrying the extra weight.

Heart problems which can range from mild to severe and debilitating.

Loss of sex drive and relationship problems.

Depression which can bring on it’s own storm of problems and risks.

Physical Discomfort: As fat accumulates, it crowds the space occupied by your organs. People who are overweight may have difficulty breathing, walking or sitting which can lead to a laundry list of problems.

This list could go on for days...

More risks of being simply overweight:

Gout:Gout is a joint disease caused by high levels of uric acid in the blood. Gout is more common in overweight people and the risk increases with higher body weight.

Fatty Liver Disease: Fatty liver disease occurs when fat builds up in the liver cells and causes injury and inflammation in the liver. It can sometimes lead to severe liver damage, cirrhosis (build-up of scar tissue that blocks proper blood flow in the liver), or even liver failure. Fatty liver disease is like alcoholic liver damage, but it is not caused by alcohol and can occur in people who drink little or no alcohol. You can learn more about fatty liver disease, also known as nonalcoholic steatohepatitis (NASH), from the National Digestive Diseases Information Clearinghouse www.digestive.niddk.nih.gov/ddiseases/pubs/nash

Pregnancy complications:
Overweight and obesity raise the risk of pregnancy complications for both mother and baby. Pregnant women who are overweight or obese may have an increased risk for:

Gestational diabetes: (high blood sugar during pregnancy).
Pre-eclampsia (high blood pressure during pregnancy that can cause severe problems for both mother and baby if left untreated).
Cesarean delivery or complications with cesarean delivery.
Babies of overweight or obese mothers have an increased risk of neural tube defects (defects of the brain and spinal cord), stillbirth, prematurity, and being large for gestational age.

Everyone, an announcement please!

I'm 5'4". I weight like 120lbs. I know how to dress myself better. I'm smaller than Jessica Simpsons, therefore I am hotter than her. Please draw unnecessary and inept comparisons, as I make a desperate attempt for people to notice me.

But really, I agree with some posters here that say she's gaining weight purposely because she has a deal with WeightWatchers or Jenny Craig. She's flaunting her body, when most female celebrities would try to cover it up. In about 2-3 months, she'll have a new body, and be hawking some sort of miracle fitness video.

Isn't that her thing? Shelling out products after cheesy product?

Fat Chicks

Who are you kidding? You're going to stay just right where you are.

Let's face it, although I am not part of her fanpool or ever posted about her, she *Does* look stunning and better than ever! The jean shots are poor angles and intended to cause discussion above necessity for those who are utterly bored.

Can't say that there's any "poorly taken" shots about the (above average) healthy poundage on the usual superficial staff, though ;) Of course, their porky pics are behind vaults ;)

be sure: COWS ARE JUST EVERYWHERE, folks!!

Question:

How much does one have to eat, to get so fat in such a short time.

Jessica now belongs to the "Clean Plate Club."

She needs a new stylist. The clothes are making her heavy than she really is. She is just a few pounds heavier. Not much... She is curvy and that's ok.

I WAS THERE! I think she covered up well!

I like porky Jessica. Makes me think I'd have a shot at her in a bar. Seriously though, it's hillarious this has become a national crisis.

I understand Tony likes 'em with a bit of meat on the bone, even more if they're boneheaded!

Look on the bright side, when she loses some of this weight, she can star in some alli or trimspa commercial. it'll go well with her butterface commercial.

Forget her weight, she needs to hire a stylist, this girl has no idea how to dress.

Beautiful girl..... end of story

Her knobby hooves are repulsive. That heifer needs to be put out to pasture.

Who in the hell is dressing her?

To those who cry & whine about big meanie's calling her fat. It's THE SUPERFICIAL. I am sure she's a really, really good person. WHO THE #$& CARES? She's definitely chubby. Wasn't she before The Newlyweds?

@ 116, 70%?

Hmm, just looked and it's 35%.

Lard ass.

...and she's back [woosh sound...]

what ?

we said nothing : )

There is no way in Hell she's a size 6. She's a 12 heading for 14.

jessica's not fat but her sole, fulltime job as a celebutart is to be hot. normal people with real jobs and families to take care of can afford to gain a few pounds.

@ 54...

HAHAHAHA. Seriously!

#20

i know people like you. i cant stand them. they annoy the ba-jesus out of me (slash everyone). you are NOT hot shit. you are average. no one gives a raging fuck about your height, your weight, or your waist.

^^^
I second that, #167. People like #20 are about as nauseating as any celebutard-- like Heidi Montag without the fame & money, wouldn't you say?

only one word

S-P-A-N-D-E-X!!

I wonder if we are "normalising" war. It's not just that Israel has yet again got away with the killing of hundreds of children in Gaza.

And after its own foreign minister said that Israel's army had been allowed to "go wild" there, it seems to bear out my own contention that the Israeli "Defence Force" is as much a rabble as all the other armies in the region. But we seem to have lost the sense of immorality that should accompany conflict and violence. The BBC's refusal to handle an advertisement for Palestinian aid was highly instructive. It was the BBC's "impartiality" that might be called into question. In other words, the protection of an institution was more important than the lives of children. War was a spectator sport whose careful monitoring – rather like a football match, even though the Middle East is a bloody tragedy – assumed precedence over human suffering.

I'm not sure where all this started. No one doubts that the Second World War was a bloodbath of titanic proportions, but after that conflict we put in place all kinds of laws to protect human beings. The International Red Cross protocols, the United Nations – along with the all-powerful Security Council and the much ridiculed General Assembly – and the European Union were created to end large-scale conflict. And yes, I know there was Korea (under a UN flag!) and then there was Vietnam, but after the US withdrawal from Saigon, there was a sense that "we" didn't do wars any more. Foreigners could commit atrocities en masse – Cambodia comes to mind – but we superior Westerners were exempt. We didn't behave like that. Low-intensity warfare in Northern Ireland, perhaps. And the Israeli-Arab conflict would grind away. But there was a feeling that My Lai had been put behind us. Civilians were once again sacred in the West.

I'm not sure when the change came. Was it Israel's disastrous invasion of Lebanon in 1982 and the Sabra and Chatila massacre by Israel's allies of 1,700 Palestinian civilians? (Gaza just missed that record.) Israel claimed (as usual) to be fighting "our" "war against terror" but the Israeli army is not what it's cracked up to be and massacres (Qana comes to mind in 1996 and the children of Marwahine in 2006) seem to come attached to it. And of course, there's the little matter of the Iran-Iraq war between 1980 and 1988 which we enthusiastically supported with weapons to both sides, and the Syrian slaughter of thousands of civilians at Hama and...

No, I rather think it was the 1991 Gulf War. Our television lads and lasses played it for all it was worth – it was the first war that had "theme" music to go with the pictures – and when US troops simply smothered alive thousands of Iraqi troops in their trenches, we learned about it later and didn't care much, and even when the Americans ignored Red Cross rules to mark mass graves, they got away with it. There were women in some of these graves – I saw British soldiers burying them. And I remember driving up to Mutla ridge to show a Red Cross delegate where I had seen a mass grave dug by the Americans, and he looked at the plastic poppy an American had presumably left there and said: "Something has happened."

He meant that something had happened to international law, to the rules of war. They had been flouted. Then came Kosovo – where our dear Lord Blair first exercised his talents for warmaking – and another ream of slaughter. Of course, Milosevic was the bad guy (even though most of the Kosovars were still in their homes when the war began – their return home after their brutal expulsion by the Serbs then became the war aim). But here again, we broke some extra rules and got away with it. Remember the passenger train we bombed on the Surdulica bridge – and the famous speeding up of the film by Jamie Shea to show that the bomber had no time to hold his fire? (Actually, the pilot came back for another bombing run on the train when it was already burning, but that was excluded from the film.) Then the attack on the Belgrade radio station. And the civilian roads. Then the attack on a large country hospital. "Military target," said Jamie. And he was right. There were soldiers hiding in the hospital along with the patients. The soldiers all survived. The patients all died.

Then there was Afghanistan and all that "collateral damage" and whole villages wiped out and then there was Iraq in 2003 and the tens of thousands – or half a million or a million – Iraqi civilians killed. Once more, at the very start, we were back to our old tricks, bombing bridges and radio stations and at least one civilian estate in Baghdad where "we" believed Saddam was hiding. We knew it was packed with civilians (Christians, by chance) but the Americans called it a "high risk" operation – meaning that they risked not hitting Saddam – and 22 civilians were killed. I saw the last body, that of a baby, dug from the rubble.

And we don't seem to care. We fight in Iraq and now we're going back to fight in Afghanistan again and all the human rights and protections appear to have vanished once more. We will destroy villages and we will find that the Afghans hate us and we will form more criminal militias – as we did in Iraq – to fight for us. The Israelis organised a similar militia in their occupation zone in southern Lebanon, run by a crackpot Lebanese army major. But now their own troops "go wild". And the BBC is worried about its "impartiality"?

tame

The only thing wrong with the way Jessica Simpson looks at the moment is the way she's dressed.
Seriously! Those belts did NOTHING for her except to push up the back fat that MOST women have but try and flatter.....the light blue jeans with all the seams and stitching on - er, hello? NO-ONE looks good in light-blue, high waisted jeans!!!? At least make them dark denim! And THIS outfit?? What is WITH the skinny shape of the trousers (pants for all you Americans.....) and the TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE, tape belt???! I mean, it just looks absolutely hideous - thicker thighs need bootcut shapes, belts should nip in the waist, NOT just totally cover the entire belly area which is already thickened up by a tuxedo jacket! It's crazy!!!

She is not fat, she is normal sized, but GOD, she could be a size zero and still look disgusting if she doesn't dress right!! Somebody sack the stylist, NOW.

I think people need to give her a break. Unfortunately when you're a celebrity you live under the microscope...but honestly wouldn't any guy want to get with her over the average model on the runway who is 5'11" and 117 lbs? The media loves to crucify celebrities who gain a little weight...when a celebrity gains 5 lbs. they are suddenly "pregnant"...and they've got a "baby bump"....at that point the celebrity starts starving themselves...when the celebrity loses too much weight the media turns the tables and starts freaking out because they're too thin. These people are only human - not perfect.

she's not even fat. whats wrong with you people? jesus. her weight looks perfectly fine.

Some one tell her to spit , not swallow and she will lose all that weight.

What's this "pray out loud" stuff?

Matthew 6:5-6: "And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men....when thou prayest, enter into thy closet and when thou has shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret...."

I thought a few years ago she stated (the OBVIOUS) that she was pretty much away from Christianity. Does she have some loopy feel good religion now like Oprah might preach?

@170 - you may have posted to the wrong board. Vote me in as Emperor though!
If they're going to do those things I wish they'd be honest and not whitewash it. Say, "If you make us come over there it's going to be SOOOOO BAD for you", so they don't get any puppies and bunny rabbits image of what's going to happen when the military cuts loose.

#170 . Get the fuck out of this counrty. If you are not in the USA. Good for us.
I hope the USA bombs the fuck out of all of the camel riding brown shit stains in the world. I want them to give that cesspool of a place Isreal all the weapons they want so THEY can kill more. Maybe if we wipe out t entire nations of scum, we can get our troops out and not worry about Achmed trying to blow up another plane.
Better yet, lets give all of the Arab nation all of the small arms and amunition we has and let them kill each other off.
In arab nations, there are no innocent civilians. they are all diseased and need to go. Just like you.

Can you tell I hate it when some retard goes off topic.

I wonder who had to grease her up to slide her into those pants? Better yet, after a few hours in the hot lights, who drew the short straw to get her out of them? You know they had to smell a little.

You are all missing the point. Fat or not, this fit is horrible. There ain't no one it would look good on. And at least with her, if she gets fatter and fatter and ends up with health problems later in life, she has made enough money so that we won't have to take care of her. So I say take your preaching to the fatties on the street who look poor. Those are the ones you really need to save. Me too, if you can find me. Muuuaahahahahahahaha

Oh and who wants to go with to Denny's this morning for a free grand slam?