Jan 7 2009Jessica Alba has to be adopted

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firsttttttttttttt?

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looking at the mother is a good indication on how she'll turn out!

Sure they're related. They both have the same pissy, bitchy look on their faces. Wonder if the Mom trapped her husband too.

I hope she ends up looking exactly like her mom.

I don't want to let anyone think that her mom is hot...and maybe it's just me, but is Jessica looking like a confused 15 year old boy in these pics or what?

Maybe it's just me, but is Jessica looking like a confused 15 year old boy in these pics or what?

I hope she ends up looking exactly like her mom.

@7 & 8

I think you got confused with the comments box

I figured it out, Jessica is looking like that past American Idol contestant, Danny Noriega...definitely a confused 15 year old boy!

@10: You aren't the real Michael J. Fox! Therefore you're guilty of identity theft. The robot overlords have been notified. Expect to be lasered, ground up or stomped promptly.

same mouth, same nose. . . thats her mom! now we know what jessica has to look forward to in about 20 years.

Did somebody mistake Kathy Griffin for a deflated tire?

#5 sunflower ....
ITA EXACTLY what I was thinking....looks like her future is nnot so bright...yikes

Jessica looks very much like her mom. Look at their jaw line, mouth and nose and you will see that even though Jessica is thinner, it is still very much the same.

Mom is way too fat.
Daughter is way to boyish.

24 hours with either one will drive a person to suicide.

Note to Jess: Mother's Day is around the corner. A nice present would be giving your mom a 6-month account with your dietitian and your personal trainer. Just so she can be around to be Abuela for a while. I'm just sayin.'

Proof that the 'bun' is the worlds most horrific hairstyle on a lady. I fucking HATE them!

2 weeeeeeeks... 2 weeeeeeks!

Are you sure thats not the Kathy Griffin Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade balloon?

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Isn't she half black?

Everybody knows black dudes go gaga over a fat assed snowflake...

Man all the haters here today. Well I for one would toss the mom around if I knew it would get me a full night of whatever I wanted with the Daughter. Jessica's still hot and just cause she's not all glamored up for the cameras and just hanging in normal clothes she's called boyish.

Back to my original point, MAN I'D LOVE TO TEAR UP JESSICA'S CHEERIO!

LMFAO @ #20.

I totally got that one....

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LMAO! There's that loser's future!

Fat chicks with expensive bags make me giggle.

Fish- you're out of bounds. Her mom's not a celeb. Douche.

Have none of you a heart? Maybe Mrs Alba could lose some weight, but thats someone's mother your all making fat jokes about. Just because a person isn't a size "0" does not make them inhuman. Shame on each and every one of you for judging any book by it's cover.

Thats right #28 typical American mom,,,95% of em looks like this...

#21... OMG... thanks so much for the laugh!!!!!!! Whew!!!!!!!!!!!

"Here's Jessica Alba walking down the street with her mom. Isn't her mom large?" Geez, slow news day or what!?

That is one pissed off Oompahloompah.

You know this reminds me of Mother/Daughter day back at college. You'd always check the Moms to find out if the Daughter is going to become a pig-ape. Well, looks like her husband Cash as a lot to look forward too.

shut up fatty.

I think we know where Jessica put all her pregnancy weight.

Apparently Mama Alba is enjoying her daughter's monetary success.

The looser the waist band, the deeper the quick sand .... or so I have been told.

How does her skull not fall into her chest? If she gains any more neck fat, it's going to form a foreskin for her head.

hahah that's what that bitch is gonna look like!!!

Is that like wearing vertical stripes? Walk next to a massive fatty to make yourself look slimmer?

Hahahah I knew Jessica Alba was a dog! Now this jsut proves how ugly she is going to be! Yuck! They look sooo much alike...hope her career keeps paying for all the lypo she will need in the future lmfaooooooooooo

Jessica will have to fight the fat for the rest of her life. It is obvious her mom was not good at teaching her good habits and hopefully Jessica will not get fat like her mom.

16, how can you even see a jaw line on that cow. it looks like her neck is eating her face whole.

...talking about someone's Mom, now that's low guys. I'm sure there are more flattering photos of this woman.

Just because her moms overweight doesn't mean she'll turn out the same way. First, she's a lot taller than her mother and seems to have less potential to gain a lot of weight b/c of her atheltic body shape and height. Second, ANYONE has the potential to become overweight if they don't eat right and excercise, even skinny girls like jessica alba. If she watches her weight and moves around enough she won't be like her mother. Really its up to her, not genetics

I'm glad she's got two scarves on; it looks cold out there!

Actually, there were a bunch of interviews circulating a couple of years ago of Alba confessing that as a teen she had major eating disorders because of growing up around her family and most of them being obese. She was apparently so mortified at being "fat" that she developed huge image issues.

well we know where her unrelenting bitch face and bad taste in sunglasses come from

Have to agree with @27 on this one. Not cool to ridicule somebody's non-celebrity mom.

Ooompa Loompa do pa dee do...Is it me or does Alba look like a 12 year old mexican boy?? Mom looks like Chet from Weird Science.

Not to disparage Jessica, however, I'm guessing that Jessica is the product of the kind of date her mom had where the guy wakes up and goes 'holy shit...was I that drunk?'

#20....Damn you, now I have to go watch Total Recall again just to compare..F'in hilarious!

Her mom looks like a fuckin cow and Jessica aint no prize either. Pure white trash. Just look at them. Hey Bessie, been to KMart lately?

same nose, same mouth

Here's to lookin' at the future boys.

It seems to me she should have some respect for her gravy train/meal ticket and worn a T-shirt that said "Beth Ditto" so Jessica won't suffer.

@ 27: We are not judging a book by its cover, we are judging a woman by her weight....like totally different.

I don't get why people are saying that Jessica Alba will turn out like her mom, as if even if that were to happen your lives would be better all of the sudden. Get over it.
Also, you call the writer a douche, but then again you keep visiting this site. There is a reason why it's called THE SUPERFICIAL!!!

a: concerned only with the obvious or apparent
b: seen on the surface : external
c: presenting only an appearance without substance or significance
SYNONYMS: SHALLOW!!!!!!

We don't care if that's the mom or mother Theresa and it doesn't have to be "slow news day" as some of you keep posting on every other article. It's all shallow!!! Pick up a girls diary if you want other type of "cute meaningful" news...geez...!

Oh and @ 20, I didn't get the 2 weeks...please explain?

you are so mean the woman looks absolutely fine and you are all ugly impotent nasty creatures. shame on you

That's her biological mother.

Same nose, same mouth, same toes!

Uncool. Catherine Alba is not a celebrity and especially didn't sign up to be made fun of.

Everyone knows the law of nature...hot people have unattractive kids, unattractive people have hot kids. Everyone once in a while this theory is proven wrong..but..unfortunately, it tends to stick.

Case and point above!

I know I'm not funny. I try to act like I have a dry sense of humor, but it's not working. Please forgive me. I tried.

Obviously.She gets her looks from the mexican side of family.obviously.

Jessica Alba's dad must be one good looking motherfucker!!!!!!!!

Jessica has talked openly on a few shows about how she struggled with major weight issues growing up, and how she was very obese as a child.
So its not too surprising her mother is overweight.
C'mon guys, do your research!

A SHAME! HER MOTHER HAS GORGEOUS FEATURES AND SHE just couldn't put down the fork. Being obese is the physical evidence of gluttony unless you have an (extremely rare) medical condition. If she took care of herself she may look better than her daughter.

Wow, Superficial Writer. Usually you make me laugh, but this one made me cringe. Not cool.

Parents and kids are out of bounds fish. you are weak

22: Shes half Mexican or something. Not black.

THIS "FAT BULL" IS AMERICAN, folks?

Give her a break. That's her friggin mom for christsakes.

Slow news day, eh Fish?

Most of you are so mean!
Don´t you have any manors???
I feel sorry for everyone who made fun of Jessicas mom.
It wouldn´t surprise me if most of you with mean comment are americans.
Here in Europe people aren´t that stupid..

Superficial or NOT......it's one thing to pick the celebs to pieces but quite another to attack their OUT of the spotlight family members.
There's obviously a great many very small people who'll say anything to make themselves feel superior.........

it doesn't mean that she's gonna be fat just becoz her mom is fat..

Gosh..people are so mean. Her mom has a pretty face...Just because she's over weight doesn't mean she's ugly! I take offence because my mom is over weight as well and I'm thin. just because one parent is a fat doesn't mean you're going to turn out that way in the future!! ! Maybe Jessica's dad is thin and she takes after him/ - Besides some people eat for emotional reasons, it has nothing to do with having fat genes/ . Jessica's mom can loose the weight/

Is it just me or is she not hot anymore (Alba) the mom was probably pretty hot like 500 years ago (she just looks like that I was super hot before I ate my house kind of woman, her house must have been made of butter me thinks) but I don't care about her. Anyway back to Alba, i knew once she had that "you have to stay with me now" guilt baby that she would loose her hotness, not that she would pork out or anything, but I am now seeing that is a big genetic possibility, but just that she would loose it somehow, Alba is a girl who cannot really be hot as a mom, her hotness was based on being a young free girl, she just doesn't work as a milf, she just seems irrelevant now or at the very least she'll never be as hot as she was. She has peeked for sure, the prom is over princess. Also why do chicks dress like this, lately she dresses like crap, all those stupid scarves, LAME.

Also I guess we all see why Alba got so skinny pre-baby, she clearly fears turning into her Mom.
Wait maybe that's her Mom and Dad, Maybe Alba's Mom ate Alba's Dad, she does look kinda testosterony for a shething. I shall call her Momdad Griffin (because yarce she do look like Kathy Griffin the female leprachaun; sheprechaun, ok no more word combo's for me).

Jesica has said her Dad is overweight and she worries about being overweight someday. Hmmmm I guess it's okay to call Dad fat, but not Mom.

haha.
remember the song by will.i.am?
'she got it from her mama'.

haha i love irony

I'd do her. Catherine, I mean.

That's Jessica in 20 years.

@ 47

You are 100% on point.

Apparently, Alba's entire family is obese. That is why Jessica is so obsessive about her appearance; she is terrified that she is going to end up like the rest of her family.

Now the secret's out.
Jessica Alba originally had a twin. But guess who was hungry and ate her?

Both of them are pretty ugly in these pics.

I think her mom looks....like a mom. You know, a regular mom that cooks dinner and does the laundry and yells at you to get off the phone and do your homework.

After seeing the freakish likes of Lindsay Lohan's parents and Britney Spears' parents, it's kind of nice to see a celebrity that has a mother that looks like a regular person instead of a drinky, bleached out, overly-made-up paparazzi hound that pimps out her own kids.

max...

you're a mom now ?

Sorry for all you Jessica Alba lovers out there, but it's right all the time...that's what she'll look like in 20 years.

nah. she wont turn up to be like this.

in her first few interviews, she was talking abt how she started cooking her own food at 12 to avoid the unhealthy eating habits of her family coz all of them are obese.

that means she got discipline and will power to not put on that much weight as her mom did.

look at her post baby. she doesnt look like she ever gotten pregnant b4 this pic was taken.

Jokes about someone's mother just because she's obese?Really?
Are we in kindergarten again?
I'd never pegged you for sb who'd sink that low.
Your comments were never nice,not even close,but that's just your trademark.
And so it was knowing when to stop...until now.

I also read where she started preparing her own meals around 12 yrs. old to avoid this happening to her.

Jessica has different shoes in the earlier and later pics.

@ 20 - Now git yah ahs too Mahs. GEYAAHHYAAHAHA! Damn it, giv dem de eauh!

@72 - Like Wayne Manor?

#72 - Good try, but Europeans are just as capable of bad "manors" as anyone.

Jeans weren't made for every body type, were they?

This story is really, really, really mean... but funny.

Somebody needs to dig up old photos of Catherine Alba and see what she looked like at 19 - 24 years old. She might have been a looker. Dare I say maybe even hotter than her daughter at the same age.

What is wrong with you people? Fat is merely a perception of the times. You shoud all be askng yourselves how you would appear in a split second of a day walking down the street next to someone incredibly thin and likely less than half you age. Next, you are talking shitz about somebodies momma. Id have to skool you all, were I Jesica. And then there is the fact that the media is doing an excellant job in making you all starve yourselves into nothingness, into severely compromised states of health so that you sucomb to toxins in your daily routines sooo much quicker, therefore decreasing the surplus population. You are all too stupid to see it. Sheep.

#1 not everyone is skinny in this world like the movie stars are.
#2 Her mom looks fine.
This article is just not nice at all.

Now i know where Jessica got those fat, fleshy ass cheeks from! "Now, if you'll excuse us, Mrs. Alba, it's time for me to fuck the shit outta yer daughter's asshole!