Jan 6 2009Jenny McCarthy in a bikini
These are shots of Jenny McCarthy and Jim Carrey enjoying a Hawaiian getaway. While it's awesome to see Jenny in a bikini, why does it look like she's in excruciating pain in every single pic? I understand she leads a stressful life battling autism, but you're on the beach, lady. And you're with Jim Carrey whose tepid brand of humor will make anyone laugh quietly to themselves. So, live, Jenny McCarthy. LIVE, DAMN YOU! Autism isn't going anywhere, and it'll be there when you get back. Always :)
I should never work for Hallmark.
Photos: Splash News
Reader Comments
1. wackingboy - January 6, 2009 5:31 PM
I'd make autistic kids with her!
2. Val - January 6, 2009 5:31 PM
she looks great!
3. wackingboy - January 6, 2009 5:32 PM
And SECOND!
4. My hero - January 6, 2009 5:35 PM
Her body is pretty much perfect!
By the way, why is he smelling his thumb after she bends over?
5. Cash - January 6, 2009 5:43 PM
I miss her old breasts.
6. jenny is wrong - January 6, 2009 5:45 PM
Jenny, give up the vaccine campaign! You are killing kids!
7. AJ - January 6, 2009 5:49 PM
Nice tummy tuck!
8. p0nk - January 6, 2009 5:50 PM
looks great? she looks like Johnny Winters got a boob job.
and does anybody really think Jim Carrey is funny?
9. p0nk - January 6, 2009 5:57 PM
seriously, tell me you don't see a resemblance.
http://www.artstudio35.com/images/photo-johnny%20winters.jpg
10. hollywood_hillbilly - January 6, 2009 6:12 PM
I was thinking Rob Halford. What the hell happened to the one time sexiest chicagoan?
11. EverybodylovesROUGHers - January 6, 2009 6:13 PM
Good figure on an old cock tease,,,and how soon they forget,,,,Jim Carrey didnt need writers to be funny,,,hes just not a struggling artist anymore....
12. THAT_GIRL_JENN - January 6, 2009 6:17 PM
PROOF THAT ALL YOU NEED IS TO BE THIN AND IMPLANTS AND WHITE MEN EVERYWHERE WILL FIND YOU THE MOST ATTRACTIVE THING ON EARTH.
http://whitemensuck.blogspot.com
THAT BLOG TELLS THE TRUTH!!!
13. THAT_GIRL_JENN - January 6, 2009 6:18 PM
PROOF THAT ALL YOU NEED IS TO BE THIN AND IMPLANTS AND WHITE MEN EVERYWHERE WILL FIND YOU THE MOST ATTRACTIVE THING ON EARTH.
http://whitemensuck.blogspot.com
THAT BLOG TELLS THE TRUTH!!!
14. dude - January 6, 2009 6:19 PM
Agree with #6.
Vapid cunt.
Nice to see her face looking about 184 years old.
15. This Poster - January 6, 2009 6:20 PM
Anyone posting after This Poster sucks on Jim Carrey's tiny penis
16. The Laughing G-D - January 6, 2009 6:24 PM
Caption for pic 10:
Jim: I am gonna lose this finger...
17. dizi izle - January 6, 2009 6:45 PM
yakisir jim abimizeeee
18. Lyra - January 6, 2009 6:57 PM
ahaha, i was about to say that she resembles Jim Carrey but then I remembered that she's dating Jim Carrey. That man is hung like a stallion, check it out if you don't believe! http://www.aaronsgayinfo.com/celebphotos/Carrey1.html
Wow.
19. Lyra - January 6, 2009 6:58 PM
Lol @ 15. Are you SURE? http://www.aaronsgayinfo.com/celebphotos/Carrey1.html
20. Lia - January 6, 2009 7:23 PM
no, no, silly... jenny's not battling autism anymore ~ don't you remember how she CURED her son's autism???? duh
http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/04/02/mccarthy.autsimtreatment/index.html
21. Lia - January 6, 2009 7:23 PM
no, no, silly... jenny's not battling autism anymore ~ don't you remember how she CURED her son's autism???? duh
http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/04/02/mccarthy.autsimtreatment/index.html
22. Mayhem - January 6, 2009 7:34 PM
Wow. Fuck you Superficial Writer. Burn in hell.
23. Mayhem - January 6, 2009 7:34 PM
Wow. Fuck you Superficial Writer. Burn in hell.
24. Guest - January 6, 2009 7:35 PM
She's got a weiird BIG face. . . ?
25. Guest - January 6, 2009 7:35 PM
She's got a weiird BIG face. . . ?
26. Guest - January 6, 2009 7:35 PM
She's got a weiird BIG face. . . ?
27. Guest - January 6, 2009 7:35 PM
She's got a weiird BIG face. . . ?
28. Guest - January 6, 2009 7:35 PM
She's got a weiird BIG face. . . ?
29. Monkey's Bone - January 6, 2009 7:36 PM
H m m m ....
She looks just like that stupid bastard she's with
30. justshoes - January 6, 2009 7:41 PM
OMG that's Jim Carrey?!?!
He's got old && too fat for her
31. Girl - January 6, 2009 7:43 PM
she's so hot!
except...not her face or hair
but seiously, she looks good!
32. Mr. Knievel - January 6, 2009 7:57 PM
Mr. and Mrs. Rubberface. Why the fuck don't they do a comedy together? If they ever have a kid he's totally gonna have a face that looks like a halloween mask.
33. SilkyC - January 6, 2009 8:54 PM
Umm..whats with her shades?
is it me or are they crooked??
34. timmy the dying boy - January 6, 2009 9:23 PM
Pic #10: he sure is checkin' out the goods there.
I agree, her stupid vaccine comments are total crap, but I still gotta admit that those dimples of hers just won't quit.
35. Earl Lee - January 6, 2009 9:54 PM
What does tepid mean?
36. BM - January 6, 2009 9:54 PM
She looks GREAT for her age! And they make a GREAT couple.. bet they're laughing all the time!
37. ..... - January 6, 2009 9:55 PM
yah she has fake tits.... butttt you can tell she really works out and has a toned body.. she looks good
38. Someone - January 6, 2009 10:06 PM
check out the pic #2, he walks like a woman and she walks like a man. they're both idiots and ugly.
39. Balack Obama - January 6, 2009 10:15 PM
Well, her ass is aging well :) The face, not so much...
40. veggi - January 6, 2009 10:22 PM
You know, if the kid didn't have to look at either of them, and didn't have to watch endless viewings of their "work," he'd probably stop rocking and banging his head against the wall.
41. gerard Vandenberg - January 6, 2009 10:24 PM
The bikini is fine but the body is pretty dated, folks!!
.............A HELEN MIRREN LOOKALIKE?
42. Andrea - January 6, 2009 10:26 PM
Hey, now that she's cured autism, maybe she can find a cure for Jett Travolta's seizures!!!
Wait....
Never mind.
43. Rick - January 6, 2009 10:28 PM
#42 - no, she's already busy telling Jennifer Hudson how to eliminate domestic violence.
44. Sal - January 6, 2009 10:35 PM
I thought she was working with Matilda Ledger to cure overdosing fag dads.
45. Jeff Redman - January 6, 2009 10:55 PM
Nice cottage cheese thighs and pointy hillbilly face. Nasty!
46. fyi - January 6, 2009 11:02 PM
for those inquiring minds, tepid means lukewarm.
47. taylor - January 6, 2009 11:14 PM
her son died. come on... cut her some slack please.
48. taylor - January 6, 2009 11:14 PM
her son died. come on... cut her some slack please.
49. meny - January 7, 2009 3:20 AM
Good
50. cala - January 7, 2009 3:22 AM
Good man
51. cala - January 7, 2009 3:22 AM
Good man
52. Beastman AIDS - January 7, 2009 4:41 AM
@19
thats a fuckin big dong.
53. yuki - January 7, 2009 5:08 AM
Wow she has very strong body and muscular. I think they are very smart
54. Deacon Jones - January 7, 2009 8:22 AM
@12
Jenn, it's not my fault white guys won't give you the time of day.
Get that uniform on now, those McGriddles aren't going to cook themselves.
55. FreeJose - January 7, 2009 8:26 AM
Jenny = Perfect.
56. Trina - January 7, 2009 8:36 AM
Wow, I think she looks AMAZING!
57. RichPort's Ghost - January 7, 2009 9:27 AM
If I was her son's friends, I'd want to fuck her. Of course her son's friends are toothpicks and folded pieces of paper, but still..
58. Paulie - January 7, 2009 10:06 AM
I'd bang her so hard her next three kids will be retarded, too.
59. aniston23 - January 7, 2009 10:20 AM
Needless to say, she has very cute looking!! lots pretty chicks like her should be very famous on the ta ll da ting site: ___Ta ll mingle Co m___. Maybe she can join to attend the sexy session to attract ta ll guys!! at least, that's what my bros and i happen to know!!
60. Sportsdvl - January 7, 2009 10:28 AM
She has that look on her face because she can't believe her life has sunk so low she has to date Jim Carrey. She probably wants to stick a knife in her skull.
61. Albert Gore - January 7, 2009 10:56 AM
Not bad for a post-menapausal, waxed body
62. Answer Guru - January 7, 2009 11:02 AM
Hey, she looks great and her hubby as well!
63. CJ - January 7, 2009 11:58 AM
Stop labeling her 'stressed mom of autistic child'....according to HER...and HER research...and HER dedication and devotion to HER child (lacking, apparently in other parents of autistic children)...and HER determination to break free of the disability...she simply CURED her son of autism. She ain't battling nothin'. If Jenny can do it....all these other whiny parents of autistic children could do it if they just got off their butts and paid a little more attention to their children. (Keeping in mind, of course, her son suffers from Asperberger's Syndrome....which means he has a really high probabilty of growing up to be another Bill Gates.)
64. me - January 7, 2009 12:28 PM
i can't believe how mean people are on here. i mean, sure, its fun to rip on the photos, but getting personal about people whos kids just died, or people who had family members just recently slain? wtf?
65. Really? - January 7, 2009 12:46 PM
#64, her son did not actually die. She claimed he died at the doctor's office after getting his vaccinations and was revived. She has never lost a child. Furthermore, anyone with any experience with autism has every right to be annoyed with how she treats autism like it's a disease you can cure. Especially when people with no background in autism believe every word she says as if it's true for every individual or family facing autism. I'm sure that's where all the rants are coming from
66. gotmilk? - January 7, 2009 12:59 PM
her burnt out hair is looking a bit Pam Anderson-ish.
67. melissa k - January 7, 2009 2:50 PM
i like cameron diaz better
68. melissa k - January 7, 2009 2:50 PM
i like cameron diaz better
69. melissa k - January 7, 2009 2:50 PM
i like cameron diaz better
70. Rj - January 7, 2009 6:14 PM
I thought this was Angie Dickinson, flip her over and check the date code, me thinks she expired.
71. Ummm...yeah... - January 7, 2009 6:23 PM
Where's her hooker shoes?
72. Beastman AIDS - January 8, 2009 6:52 AM
just masterbated.
73. Beastman AIDS - January 8, 2009 6:57 AM
christ - ive done it at leat six thousand times and I still can't spell it.
74. ralph - January 8, 2009 5:54 PM
I fucking hate this woman like you wouldnt believe. We have an autistic kid - at the same level that HER kid is autistic - iq of 142 and a bit compromised with communication skills. Its NOT a fucking disease. Jenny McCarthy is a fucking disease. It made me puke watching her on Oprah carrying on about her 'mommy instinct' and how she saved her son's life and 'cured' him.
Or maybe her existence on this earth is my personal punishment for watching Oprah.
Meh. Someone should euthanase her.
75. ralph - January 8, 2009 5:54 PM
I fucking hate this woman like you wouldnt believe. We have an autistic kid - at the same level that HER kid is autistic - iq of 142 and a bit compromised with communication skills. Its NOT a fucking disease. Jenny McCarthy is a fucking disease. It made me puke watching her on Oprah carrying on about her 'mommy instinct' and how she saved her son's life and 'cured' him.
Or maybe her existence on this earth is my personal punishment for watching Oprah.
Meh. Someone should euthanase her.
76. capitanne - January 9, 2009 1:44 PM
Jim Carrey jumped the shark when he took up with this unfunny hag. Say what you but he USED to be a comic genius. Jenny McCarthy thinks announcing to the world that she shit her pants at an audition is hilarity. Amazing how Hollyowwd can take a no talent, chimp-faced brunette from Chicago and turn her into a multimillionaire celebrity whose stream of consciousness babble translates into 3 memoirs. God I hate her.
77. The Rage - January 9, 2009 7:28 PM
#65 - there as a comment about Jett Travolta on here, too, so i'm pretty sure that's who 64 was referring to.
78. Sandi - January 10, 2009 4:01 PM
first of all - come on people post ONCE - dont hit the button 8 times cuz your an idiot - and @42 - you are a fucking asshole.
79. moe - January 11, 2009 11:16 AM
The face looks a lot like "Granny" from Beverly Hillbillies!
80. Rylo - January 11, 2009 1:37 PM
I'd eat the corn out of her shit.
81. Rylo - January 11, 2009 1:49 PM
I don't care who's kid has autism on here. You believe what you want and she will too. You don't know anymore than she does as to what the autism is for. She's just making an effort for her kid just as anyone would based on what she believes. Who cares as long as you are trying to do the right thing for your kid. ....That aside, I'd still eat the corn out of her shit. Even if it is Gluten-Free and very stinky because of it's Gluten-Free makeup.
82. Jenny's Dead Son - January 12, 2009 4:39 PM
Take it from me...that puss is as tight as it was when my oblong retard dome was queefed out.
83. lucy - January 16, 2009 11:03 AM
They are so happy, and I heard that they met each other on meetwealthy. com, now, I also met my Mr Right here. so, I feel so lucky. Good for you.
84. MilfJungle - January 16, 2009 1:52 PM
Man, I haven't seen McCarthy in years!