Jan 14 2009Jennifer Garner & Ben Affleck's new baby's name proves I'm 33.3% omnipotent

Can the girl not afford shampoo anymore since the demise of her viable acting career?

Cute couple. They appear to be happy. But I saw his personal ID on millionaire & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^^^^^ yesterday. What is he looking for on that site?

pregnancy makes her look really plain.

with a name like that you need to be born in to money.......this kid parents are poor so its gunna have a rough time and i know everyone says babys are cute and all but i bet is UGLY haha

@3 I like that she looks "plain". It makes her real, not like the rest of the plastic women in hollywood.

SOUTH africa rocks babe...im number four!!!!

#1 her hair is wet you douche

What's with this give-your-kid-twenty-names thing, in celebrity world these days? It's like they end up giving the kids every name that ever ran in the family, there's not even a middle name anymore! I bet they'll end up calling her Polly, or something... How do you even pronounce "Seraphina"?

We LOVE oddly name kids.....

I feel so badly for the children of celebrities who are given such stupid names. Also, is it just me or has Jennifer Garner completely lost her looks? She looks like a man now. Pregnancy ruins women.

I feel so badly for the children of celebrities who are given such stupid names. Also, is it just me or has Jennifer Garner completely lost her looks? She looks like a man now. Pregnancy ruins women.

Nothing beats the name Lisa Bonet gave her kid. I can't even spell that many letters.

But if you're looking for a standard child name, I think Little Billy works quite well. I saw a hilarious video about a Little Billy, his desperate father, and the guy who got trampled to death at Wal-Mart. You should check it out:

http://blog.digitalfuntown.com/dft-blog/2009/1/13/little-billys-got-a-secret.html

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omnipotent means all powerful, which i'm sure you are too, at least 33.3% anyway, but omniscent is the word you wanted since it means "all knowing."

haha! good job, superficial writer! i've always believed in you...

#15 I don't see anything remotely funny in what that asswipe Fish wrote...
STFU asshole....ummm....yeah....you too Fucked up Fish...

I predict about now Ben Affleck really misses being the lesser half of Bennifer...

#14 - Tatiana is the feminine form of Tatius, a Roman family clan name, which I'm sure decribes you perfectly, but I think the word you wanted is douche, since pompous beeotch is technically a description and not a word, you pompous beeotch.

Two good reasons for staying single.

I basically just gave birth to a littler of kittens reading your powerball numbers. lmfao

Oh come on, Fish, give yourself some more credit. You got the Affleck part correct, too. I think predicting 2 names out of 4 makes you 50% omnipotent.

Oh Ben Affleck what happened to Dazed and Confused?

Omnipotent? Do you mean omniscient?

Omnipotent = All-powerful
Omniscient = All-knowing

Of course, the Superficial writer likely qualifies as both.

Who cares about average looking actors......?

As far as kooky names go, this one could be worse. They'll probably end up calling her Sera.

^yeah, but that's spelled wrong. duh

They look like brother and sister

Someone on ***seekingsugarmomma. c om*** upload their dating photo. Many interesting information was public on that site. I like that site so much, let me know so many celebrities' things.

GOD.................................such parents?

Burrito with a jetpack: best thing ever.

Is it wrong for a woman to have extramarital relationship?? these days, some news reported

that some celebrities joined the famous online dating club
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and they are seeking someone else there though they have husband or wife else....They

said,they do not care which races guys or beauties come from ...

It's too bad you can't just grow a baby in some kind of baby farm so the woman's looks and sex appeal don't go straight to hell afterwards.

They are so happy, and I heard that they met each other on meetwealthy. com, now, I also met my Mr Right here. so, I feel so lucky. Good for you.

The name of their baby is beautiful, I love the name Elizabeth..sounds sweet and love..