Jan 26 2009Jennifer Aniston plots to trump Brad & Angelina at Oscars

I'd bang her...
hard...

Que pumpkin head!

So, in a move to get away from this Brad & Angelina thing, he suggest she does whatever she can to out-shine them at an Oscar? Either he's stupid or she's stupid, or the PR people around Jen seriously needs to be fired.

Dear Jennifer,

Enough. Enough now with the Brad and Angelina. Just keep workin' John Mayer's schlong with those boney crypt keeper hands and be quiet already. It's a miracle that you get any roles at all considering you can only play one character - Rachel Green. So enjoy the ride while it lasts and shut yer pie hole.

Sincerely,

The Entire English Speaking World

Give it a fucking rest already! Dam! Why is the bitch still sweating Brad and Angie?
Can you say stalker?
Look you crazy cunt...get over it!

Jenn, 2 words for ya.................. MOVE ON!!!!!!!!!!

The Fish is quoting from "The Star" so we can safely assume every word is completely made up.

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It always amuses me how many people believe this crap. A private conversation between two people has somehow been copied, word for word, onto an internet site?

Yeah, okay.

STFU...Liam...fag
maybe they had that electronic ear that let's you hear shit from across the street for $14.95....
LMAO!!

Love the people calling her a stalker, or telling her to "get over it". Hint: Jennifer Aniston did not call up The Superficial and tell them her master plan. Some friend of a friend of a "I saw her on Friends" made 5 bucks telling STARZ what they want to hear, and you girls collectively shit your panties.

Pathetic, nothing says 'over my ex' like immaturely plotting (and failing) to steal attention from them.

also that movie looks like shit and jen is 10 years older than most of the cast

I don't think it matters whether or not she shows up to the Oscars. Unfortunately, everyone's just not that into her.

The knee is probably the most unattractive part of the body.

How Brad and Angie were nominated is beyond me - neither can act worth a shit. Jen has proven herself to be the better actor so who cares about some dumbass nomination - look at their bodies of work.

Protect her? From who? The hords of screaming fans? Is she even the headlining star of that movie? Can a post consist of asking only questions?

"Jen is taking back ownership of her life."

People who do this phony empowerment-speak don't help anybody in the real world. But they're excellent at increasing sales of coffee for all their ineffectual "support" meetings.

Wow, this is way too involved. The truth is always much simpler. In this case, if Anuston wants to "win" she has to seduce Brad. Or Angelina. Either way. Short of that, it's not interesting.

Do the majority of you believe this post?

She is sorta really starting to show her age, however I'd still buttfuck her.

Ah, imagine.....

Jen: And the Oscar goes to.............OH! The Oscar goes to the Brother Kisser who fucked my husband for The Changeling......

#19 - dunno. But we want you to post naked pictures.

He's gonna propose so that she has a big fat diamond on her finger before she goes to the Oscars. It'll be the only thing people can talk about....

Scheme all you want, but it's inevitable that Jen will take it on the chin.

I'm so sick of seeing this flappy twatted dolt plastered everywhere I look. I care even less about Brad Pitt and that Billy Bob's sloppy second deusch he's with. And nominating Brad Pitt and Stank Cunt for Oscar's is like nominating "Jackass" for best Picture.

Okay, the fact that she is still even thinking about this shit is reason she and Brad split up. She's fucking obsessive and boring as fuck, always playing the same damn person in EVERY film. Always playing her goddamn self, who just happens to BE Rachel Green. John Mayer is pretty fucking close to Joey, too.

Angie didn't steal Brad. They were already getting a divorce... he just found someone who DIDN'T make him want to fuck moldy Swiss cheese every night.

Not that I believe this story verbatim, but it's kind of obvious Jen isn't over it. And the best way to at least pretend that she is would be to stop even mentioning the letters B and A and firing her PR people.

Brad and Angelina are box office poison at this point. People ore on to A.J.'s game. Brad is just a liar and a cheater. Jen is a far better actor and person than the liar and the whore.

Dear Paul

Shut the fuck up. What fucking movie can you remember Brad in before he broke this woman's heart? I know I know the one where he took off his shirt? What was that movie about again? What movie do you know Angelina in before she met her lifeline Brad? I know I know Girl Interrupted you know the one where she "acts" like a crazy psycho female lunatic (nothing like how she is in real life [sarcasm people]) and won an award for. Jennifer Aniston only plays Racheal Green. Have you seen Marley & Me? Have you seen The Good Girl or Friends with Money? This woman has not reached her full potential yet but you can't say she can't act. Brad could only play roles that involve him taking off his shirt standing there and looking pretty. And his jailer can only play psycho bitch lay on her back and drink blood to get your man roles. Let's keep it real okay.

ANOTHER THING DID ANYBODY BELIEVE HER AS A MOTHER HURTING IN CHANGELING? WHY IS SHE NOMINATED EVERY SINGLE TIME FOR AN AWARD? I MEAN AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO SEES THE COLDNESS OF THIS WOMAN EVEN WHEN SHE'S ACTING?

Sincerely
THE ENTIRE ENGLISH SPEAKING WORLD MINUS PAUL

Aniston hasn't made a decent movie since Leprechaun.

Pitt hasn't made a decent movie since True Romance.

Jolie has never made a decent movie, she's unwatchable.

Fuck all three of them, fuck em in the ear....

Jen,
Dry up and die already... oh, you've already dried up? Then just die.

@ Ami you fat cunt: He's right, so shut your pie hole. You and every other fat chick or homo that still cares about this pitiful hag needs to fucking die too. Die.

The best moment of the Oscars will be the close up on Angie when she loses. Which she will, and so will Brad. That's what you get when you make "important" movies that no one wants to see.

I don't know what Jen could do to be the story of the night. We've already seen her boobs. But if she does manage to do something to stick it to Brad and Smugelina, I will be cheering for her.

#29: I beg to differ. Brad's best films are Kalifornia, Fight Club, 12 Monkeys.

Anniston...............................................um....................................................mmm........................................................ummmm.....................................mmm..............................

LEAVE ME ALONE ANGELI-I MEAN HATERS!!!

she'll never be able to steal the spotlight back

What's hilarious is the fact your quoting the Star and all these idiots are sucking it up like it's the Gospel of John.

Wow.America truly is a country of mouthbreathing sheeple.

I'll watch if Jen is there. Or wise I could care less.

haha this is such a bullshit story.
They broke up almost 5 years ago for fucks sake.

DON'T FUCKING CARE STOP GIVING THEM ATTENTION

Honestly, I have no idea why Jennifer still cares what Brad or Angie think. I am not a fan of any of them, but I'm just gonna call it like I see it. Brad cheated on Jen while they were married. Angelina is a home wrecker. Angelina goes and brags about stealing Brad in a magazine. I'm sorry, the better person here is Jennifer. It's funny to me that both Brad and Angelina have aged so much since they first got together. They are both showing their age. Brad is getting all wrinkly looking and doesn't look like he works out anymore, Angie has those veiny arms and her face is looking older. Maybe, it's from having 6 kids? I don't know, all I know is that Jen still looks the same and Branglina look older.

She's a washed up has-been.

You can be sure jenn: MY THOUGHTS & DICKY are with you!!

I liked Brad in Fight Club, I liked Angelina in Gia and I liked Jennifer in The Good Girl...everything else is just Ramen Noodles. They are entertainers...they should work on their acting craft instead of their ninja-publicity moves. No wonder everyone's taste is turning to shit-----look at what we have for celebrity news. Nobody had to worry about this shit 50 years ago...it was all about is the actor single or married and that was basically your fan magazine. Whatever. Life sucks.

Dude, this is supposedly a word-for-word private conversation that just happens to be in a magazine? Bullshit. I guarantee this is all total crap. Jen has said over and over that she's over the whole drama shit and yet people keep making up this kind of crap.

And btw, Changeling got pretty average reviews and I heard from tons of people that Benjamin Button is nothing special. The consensus is that the effects are cool but its way too long and just kind of boring. Angelina and Brad are both mediocre actors at best who have each gotten a couple of lucky roles. That's it. And no, I'm not claiming Jen is the next Meryl Streep, but at least she doesn't act like she's head and shoulders above everyone else (cough cough Angelina!)

And when either Angelina or Brad actually WINS an Oscar, what's Jen's game plan then? Slink off stage unnoticed in shame? If this is true, she is really, really sad.

Let's analyze this shall we: Jen was beat out by Patti Heaton at the 2003 People's Choice Awards, she stars opposite comedy king male stars as 'the girlfriend or wife,' (and takes credit for their box office) and when she isn't getting peed on by John Gayer:fetisher, she's watching her friends the Botox-Arquettes, like, have a life. ...oh, and she's UGLY - seriously she makes Sarah Jessica Parker look like Ava Gardner. She also looks totaly different than she did when she was on Friends, implying recent plastic surgery, however that just makes her sadder, because she's still UGLY.

Angelina by comparison, already HAS an Oscar, 3 SAG Awards, 3 Golden Globes, she HAS Brad Pitt, she HAS his babies, he is devoted to her - and not to state the obvious, but she's kinda sorta, hella beautiful about the facial area - at least that's what everyone on the planet keeps saying. I call WINNER Angelina.

Final score: Jolie: 1,000,000 Aniston: - 0

Oh and this rumor - total liquid bullshit in a pourspout.

Yeah, nothing says 'I'm Over This,' like stalking the Oscar ceremony in which your ex and the woman you can't stop bitterly referring to, are nominated in tandem Best Lead categories - hahaha. ..and actually, as for the fictitious John Mayer convo, that whole 'stop hiding in this town,' scene is kind of bogus when you consider she was at the Oscars two years ago - has shown up at other cheesey award shows, was spotlighted by the Huvane's GQ award show (man of the year, lol) and has gone to many a Hollywood function including last year's Oscar parties in which the tabloids were trying to market a 'showdown' between her and Brangelina. At this point it's not about Brad & Angelina anymore for her - it's how she's perceived...other people in Hollywood are annoyed by her coattailing/obsessive stalking and rehashing of a split that was 5 years ago. She's the gift that won't stop giving to the tabloids. She knows her career lives and thrives on this perceived competition, and one-upmanship - but ultimately for other industry folk they just see her as a desperate PR driven lame, who generates interest by being the professional infected boil on the ass of real movie stars. I know, I'm in the industry - I'm just sayin. But yeah, it is bullshit - but she's still a simple twat.

If she goes to the Oscars shes "stalking" them... if she sits them out, she is "hiding" from them. Girl can't win, can she?

How about presenting at the oscars is an honor and also probably a blast, and anyone who is asked would be an idiot not to accept, no matter what sleazy ex-husband and stuck-up nemesis happen to be there?

I suspect it only takes a comment or two from her to keep this drama going. The drama gets her publicity, publicity is good for business, and it is a business, so what the fuck does she care?

I do think she would be happier with a funny dude. I liked her with Vince. If you want to save the world, hang with Brad and the Bitch. If you want to drink beer and have fun, go with Jen and a dude with a sense of humor (which I don't think is John Mayer, although "your body is a wonderland" was a real joke.)

Of course, like the rest of you, I don't know any of these people personally so pretty much everything we say here is just mental maturbation.

i am waiting for the book about aj and Brad. They must selling the child for media poor childand Brad parents are not happy want they do. love you jen and go to oscar

i am waiting for the book about aj and Brad. They must selling the child for media poor childand Brad parents are not happy want they do. love you jen and go to oscar

i am waiting for the book about aj and Brad. They must selling the child for media poor childand Brad parents are not happy want they do. love you jen and go to oscar

i am waiting for the book about aj and Brad. They must selling the child for media poor childand Brad parents are not happy want they do. love you jen and go to oscar

i am waiting for the book about aj and Brad. They must selling the child for media poor childand Brad parents are not happy want they do. love you jen and go to oscar

i am waiting for the book about aj and Brad. They must selling the child for media poor childand Brad parents are not happy want they do. love you jen and go to oscar

i am waiting for the book about aj and Brad. They must selling the child for media poor childand Brad parents are not happy want they do. love you jen and go to oscar

21. Jrz - January 26, 2009 11:53 AM

Ah, imagine.....

Jen: And the Oscar goes to.............OH! The Oscar goes to the Brother Kisser who fucked my husband for The Changeling......
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LMAO! That would be freaking awesome.
the only resolution to this jen-angie-brad thingy is the three of them to have a catfight on the stage live during oscar.

why would they invite her to the oscars I thought only other oscar winners were invited to announce winners?

Jen - You're much hotter than Angelina. I would take you over her in a heartbeat!

i agree with #39 brad has aged so much since he got with angie. he wanted a baby and now he has 6. poor thing, be careful what u wish for brad. and angie is just ugly, she has super skinny legs and arms, what kinda bod is that...she was pretty once, but even that is fading now... jen on the other hand has very pretty legs,a nice figure and is pretty too. jen already got the best years out of Brad so why would she want him back, so brad can keep his pack , and angie , you can keep the leftovers!

THE MOVIES HIT IS NOT ONLY HER. BUT OTHER FAMOUS STARS TOO. YOU GIAVE HER CREDIT ONLY ? HOW ABOUT OTHER STARS ?

HEY # 39. YOU SAID THAT BRAD AND ANGELINA JOLIE ARE LOOK OLD? YES. BRAD IS OVER 45. HE AND ANGIE TAKE CARE 6 OF THEIR CHILDRENS ALSO MAKING MOVIES ETC......THEY SO BUSY,COUDN'T HAVE ENOUGH AIR TO BREATH, THEY DON'T HAVE FREE TIME LIKE YOUR JENIFER ANISTON DATING YOUNG BOYTOY THEY DIDN'T HAVE A STRING OF COSMETIC SURGERIES, BOTOX, RHINOPLASTIES, BOOBS IMPLANT,CHIN IMPLANT, LIPO-SUCTION, WRINKLE REMOVER , FACE LIFTED ETC.LIKE YOUR CHINNIFER MANLESSTON. THAT WHY THEY ARE LOOK OLDER THAN BEFORE. YOUR JENIFER LOOK YOUNG BECAUSE OF BOTOX, COLLAGEN AND FAKE FROM HEAD TO TOES. HA HA HA

JENIFER ANISTON DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO ACT. WHEN SHE ACT IT JUST LIKE SHE TRIED TO STICKLE SOMEBODY. HER HAND MOVING AROUND. HER BIG FAT ASS TWIST SIDE BY SIDE, HER VOICE IS TERRIBLE, HER MOTH IS TALKATIVE .SHE DOESN'T NOW HOW TO EXPRESS HER FACE. THIS BITCH IS REALLY TALENTLESS. MOST OF HER PRESENT MOVIES SUSCESS BECAUSE OF HER FAMOUS CO-STAR LIKE VINCE VAUGH, OWEN WILSON, SCARLET JOHNSON, DREW BARRY MORE. BUT HERSELF CAN'T DO ANYTHING TO MAKE THE MOVIE GET HIT. SHE JUST LUCKY BUT UN- TALENTED

#"s 28, 31 & 58 R I G H T O N I'm with youz guyz! ! ! #32- aniston plays only one kind of role huh? what crack you been smoking?...but since you selected these movies yourself like Kalifornia, fight club & 12 monkey's, ima break it off in your arse right now! IMO seems like with Brad Pit art REALLY is imitating HIS fiasco life...These roles are definitely taylor made to fit his one dementional, uncomplicated, unintelligible, unremarkable pieces of flop parts that he calls pride & joy movie roles!! movie roles I might add that ONLY his arse COULD excel in and play to the hilt becasue it only futher support, demonstrate & portray his real life coo coo mental status & his real life special kind of dumb loco lunatic arse personality! No one else but him could play it or live it for that dang matter but his benjimin butus arse!!(lol). uhhhhh huuuhhhh...u dig me? YOU dig me, I know that you do!! and oh yeah #"s 60/61 just go on out now and save yourself some trouble and invest in and buy yourself a good English grammer book or something, then come back again and try your best to insult or inform people, whichever the heck you were trying to do? Whatever it was you were not only falling way short, but all you really managed to do was muttle up & confuse yourself even more, and imo it made very little significance anyway!! you big dopes, HA-Ha...later.

Jenni is America's Sweetheart and all the polls between her/Angelina, Jenni rocks. Just because AJolie is famous, an actress does not mean she should get a pass on the perfectly nasty things she has done. Humanitarians dont act like AJ and BP.

So what if Jen has a strong chin, so does Angelina! And a huge pair of rubber lips to go with it and a gaint forehead that looks like she is an alien life form. Typical bobblehead. Jen's killer body out does Angelina's bony old lady stick figure with veins all over any day.

Men's magazines polls shows Angelina as 86th out of 100 in female Hotness. Even normal men think she looks like a tranny with horse teeth and a mile high forehead & too bony. Cut Jen a break, just coz you want to kiss Angelina doesn't mean the rest of us are going to suck up your bull.

Angelina Jolie has diarrhea of the mouth and just WONT SHUT UP. Jenni totally kicked Angelina's ass ..... go Jenni. Those who say Jenni cant act are wrong she is worth 110 million dollars so I wonder why they hire her if she cant act, her movies have been at the box office one made 166 million dollars in less than 6 weeks. I smell jeolousy!

I have to give props to Jenni for always taking the High road, and I think that is what pisses A Jolies and her homewreckers fans off! Keep it up Jen!

If Angelina thinks her vagina is magical let her keep the CHEATER BOY!

I tell whopper lies.