Jennifer Aniston stepping out on John Mayer

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Why do people care who jennifer do if it is not you. Useless

He doesn't have to be better looking, he just has to be straight.

It was me! Damn it, why do you silly reporters follow us everywhere? This chick is going to need a shamWow! to clean her face off after I'm done with her. What! Cheating? Jenny, no!

Remember all those who dogged Angelina Jolie because she 'stole' Brad Pitt from Jen? Oh the irony of this is incredible.

come on. this guy is a body guard. and a classy lookinng one at that.

They are so happy, and I heard that they met each other on meetwealthy. com, now, I also met my Mr Right here. so, I feel so lucky. Good for you.

The guy in front of her? Hes supposed to be better looking than Brad Pitt or John Mayer? Do you people need glasses? Bald guys suck.

Is this Casablanca dude a fag? Because he writes like one....

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Lucy:

I just went to the meetwealthy site, but I don't see where I can meet Jennifer Aniston on there. Is there some way you could send her my email?

ummmm... i think that guy in the picture IS the bodyguard. no actual photos were taken of the "mystery man" or there would be a crazy scramble to try to ID the guy.

NINTH, bitchez.

I guess she hasn't learned that looks aren't everything yet. Shell learn it in a few. What is she 40?

Will John Mayer please just pull a Ledger and rid the world of his shitty music? I really hope he doesn't say what he needs to say about all this in a song because i might just have to kill him myself and I don't want to go to jail. Ass rape scares me something fierce, unless it's me ass raping Megan Fox.........

She can do better. Most women on the planet can do better. Mayer is the ultimate chode-sandwich.

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Now John does not have to feel guilty when he bangs one of his groupies. I hope they can make this arrangement work and continue to enjoy fun times and hot passionate sex. I doubt John is making an engagement ring.

"...And he wasn't one of her gay pals or John Mayer, thong-wearer..."

since when is that mutually exclusive?

Hey Stallion!

@18 Yo.....

This guy is a bodyguard. People are so stupid and will believe anything.

This guy is a bodyguard. People are so stupid and will believe anything.

Yea that's clearly a bodyguard, #21 is right.

She is desperate for a husband and a baby is that women.

You didn`t mention the fact that it was George Clooney opening the door for them,,,,,,,,

Okie dokie...I've gotta say it. Why can't people, after however many years, just let the Angelina Jolie thing go. Brad Pitt is the one that cheated! He just happened to cheat with someone way more attractive and talented that "JA".

Just...GOD...get over it already!!!!!!!!!!! If JA still can't get her shit together than it's due to her being a moron, not what happened with "Angie".

yes, clearly.
Shut up.

#25--when you say someone was more atrractive and talented that (sic) JA, do you mean Julie Ann? Imma juss wonderin zall

By the way, Angelina knew he was married... knucklehead. but the good news is that if he did it with you then he'll do it to you, so Angelina will get hers one day. Not that she'll really care because I don't think she cares about anyone but herself.

I like that scarf...gimme that damn scarf bitch!

If it is true GOOD Mayer is a DOUCHE I mean is kinda funny but their just not right for each other once a couple breaks up it means they are BROKEN.

№ 8 - i beg to differ. this guy is not BALD, she's got a shaved head. totally different. it suits him rather well. he's a hotty

John,

Your body is a waste land. Winter kept us warm, covering Earth in forgetful snow. Now fuck off.

Jen

She's still getting older and more pathetic

She must be so lonely. Even her mother would rather spend the holidays with Brad Pitt than Jen.

i had a trapper keeper in fifth grade.

She is really very hot on the ***seekingsugarmomma. c om*** . There are so many hot pics on videos on that web. If you have a look, you will not want to move the eyes.

The "WISDOM" has landed, houston!!

Is this Casablanca dude a fag? Because he writes like one....

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John Mayer writes like one to.

I herd Jen pay posters to get online and Trash Brad/Angie and make her look good. Honestly nothing can make Jen look good she should save her money.
Jen is a pathetic cretin.

Two publicity buttwipes that will do anything to get attention. I hate them both now. I'm getting sick of their pr games.

@1 I am so curious what I've done or said to offend you to this level of venomous hatred. You may wish to seek therapy. You're lashing out on someone you don't even know, and who's comments you have allowed to bring rage to your soul. BTW, when you start a comment with "Hi I'm Jennyjenjen", it's pretty obvious you are not said poster.. get a grip.

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i love jen and i wait when the book the bodyguard have write about aj and Brad

I never knew what's so great about Jennifer Aniston. A castrated monkey could play each and every of her roles even better than her. Her nose is way big, her chin is the size of Russia and she doesn't seem to be cool, smart or talented. She's stupid, pathetic, ugly and making all the wrong choices.

Even if I'm not a huge Jolie fan, I prefer Angelina any day over this overrated idiot.

MANISTON IS PATHETIC. THAT SUMS UP HER COMPLETELY .....OH AND FUGLY AS HELL!