Janice Dickinson probably shouldn't draw attention to her face. Ever.
Former supermodel Janice Dickinson made faces for the paparazzi yesterday while getting a touch-up at MAC on Robertson Blvd. I don't know what I'm more shocked by: Janice Dickinson's death-like man-face, or that her make-up isn't applied by a spray gun in an auto body shop. Which reminds me, you know what they should bring back? Veils. Just putting it out there.

Reader Comments
1. Zack - January 27, 2009 5:36 PM
My penis is Swedish when looking at her. Or is it Swiss?
No, wait...it's definitely French (retreating as fast as it can).
2. Your_a_snooty_booty - January 27, 2009 5:37 PM
come on, give her some credit, she looks good for being 80
3. p0nk - January 27, 2009 5:37 PM
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4. Aja - January 27, 2009 5:38 PM
I think she looks good. She IS in her fifties you know.
5. shifty - January 27, 2009 5:40 PM
YIKES!!!
6. shifty - January 27, 2009 5:43 PM
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7. Bruce - January 27, 2009 5:44 PM
I think it is a sad commentary, that dispite the fact that she has a personality like course sandpaper, Janice would not be bad looking and could have aged gracefully, but noooo, she has to go the cologine lip / sucker fish route and contort her face into a grotesque figure to stay current in the business. How Sad.
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9. hmna - January 27, 2009 5:55 PM
Are you sure that isn't Steven Tyler?
Oh, wait, you can tell them apart by the breasts.
10. Jimbo - January 27, 2009 5:55 PM
In pic #11, is she showing us she can still suck a golf ball through a straw?? I have a Harley if she wants to try and start that...
11. dude - January 27, 2009 5:57 PM
Why can't these vapid women age gracefully? I have much more respect for any women that appears her age than a woman who spends a fortune to look like a circus side show.
I still can't believe she found a surgeon willing to transplant a cow's vagina on her mouth.
12. dude - January 27, 2009 5:57 PM
Why can't these vapid women age gracefully? I have much more respect for any woman that appears her age than a woman who spends a fortune to look like a circus side show.
I still can't believe she found a surgeon willing to transplant a cow's vagina on her mouth.
13. Valkyrie - January 27, 2009 6:04 PM
#3 lol
it's janice. janice's idea of graceful and classy is wearing underwear and NOT burping hello.
see? gotta lower the bar for what you're dealing with, people.
14. anon - January 27, 2009 6:06 PM
I think it's comical that the guys are the first to ask a woman to age gracefully yet also the first to tell someone like Carmen Electra....wow, look at those crows feet & she looks old for her age...such a mixed message being sent!
I don't care...I'll probably look like her too...who wants to see wrinkles & saggy things when you can fix it with a lil nip tuck here & there...and everywhere after a certain point...who cares...to each his/her own!!!
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15. lulu mcgee - January 27, 2009 6:07 PM
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16. slut - January 27, 2009 6:07 PM
She kind of reminds me of Courtney Cox. If I were on a light hallucinogen.
17. lulu mcgee - January 27, 2009 6:08 PM
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18. wet newspaper - January 27, 2009 6:10 PM
She looks okay when she's smiling.
The lips are over done but apart from that I think she looks fine.
19. axel - January 27, 2009 6:11 PM
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20. kkk - January 27, 2009 6:17 PM
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21. World - January 27, 2009 6:20 PM
Typical shallow childish irresponsible degenerate American.
22. Deacon Jones - January 27, 2009 6:21 PM
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25. Spurious - January 27, 2009 6:30 PM
Orr her armpits, yick.
26. Müzik İndir - January 27, 2009 6:32 PM
Look!
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I'd let her suck it.
27. i ll say - January 27, 2009 6:36 PM
She looks like shit.
28. Lain - January 27, 2009 6:36 PM
Did she get a neck lift? I think so.
29. PROOF - January 27, 2009 6:43 PM
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31. Kitty - January 27, 2009 6:45 PM
Looking directly at stills of this total cunt is only tolerable because it is amusing and repulsive, in equal measure! I like a little wedge of repulsive every now and then, if affords me the opportunity to peek over the scary e-edge....I also enjoy the rush of relief that I'm not looking into a mirror.
Thanks Superficial!
32. Ummm...yeah... - January 27, 2009 6:48 PM
Ummm...yeah,
You can't fool me Fish, that's a MAN!!!
33. Gabby. - January 27, 2009 6:57 PM
She's pathetic. IF she was the worlds 1st soooooooper model then she wouldn't have to remind people constantly. I've never heard of her before The Surreal Life.
When I think of Supermodels, I think of Twiggy, Veruschka L, Cindy C, Linda E, Naomi C, NOT Janice Dickinson. She's delusional and repulsive.
34. Jason Krezure - January 27, 2009 6:58 PM
she has gone from a super model to what ever a person with a face like that is
35. hikaye - January 27, 2009 7:00 PM
hi, Oh, wait, you can tell them apart by the breasts. :)
36. Belinda - January 27, 2009 7:01 PM
She seems to enjoy giving the paparazzi something to photograph...
37. j - January 27, 2009 7:27 PM
Jes-Duh, read the reset of the wikipedia page Switzerland was not exactly neutral. Typical hollywood elites communist mentality!!! Stick to what you are good at acting and not world politics!
38. j - January 27, 2009 7:30 PM
@37 ...and evidently I need to learn how to use the internet that Al Gore created ;p
39. lala - January 27, 2009 7:31 PM
...And why isn't this the main picture for this story?
40. Jerry Hall - January 27, 2009 7:35 PM
When did Mick Jagger get tits?
41. Jerry Hall - January 27, 2009 7:35 PM
When did Mick Jagger get teats?
42. shop - January 27, 2009 7:48 PM
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43. Ralph - January 27, 2009 8:04 PM
In most of the pictures, she is making faces but in a few (#'s 6,10,14 & 16) her face is natural. She looks like a old, tired broad much older than her actural 53. She is no longer a super model and needs to get over it.
44. Holly Golightly - January 27, 2009 8:15 PM
Lets all sign in as celebs
45. Binky - January 27, 2009 8:19 PM
(Sometimes I think this fish guy is a little bit mean)
46. Jupiter Girl - January 27, 2009 8:40 PM
Eva Longoria in 30 years!!!!
47. Mama Pinkus - January 27, 2009 8:48 PM
she looks embalmed
48. John - January 27, 2009 9:15 PM
Wow! Steven Tyler sure has a nice set of tits! ohh, thats not Tyler...
49. p*vixxxen - January 27, 2009 9:16 PM
She is totally Steven Tyler in drag
50. Fernando Narcos - January 27, 2009 9:23 PM
#29,30-You frigging idiot.She has kids.
51. billabong021 - January 27, 2009 9:29 PM
Second to last picture..
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54. fraulein - January 27, 2009 9:32 PM
Whateverrrr, the lady looks fabulous. I mean, I'm sure she's half plastic, but she's fit and has a nice face.
55. Hikaye - January 27, 2009 10:17 PM
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56. gerard Vandenberg - January 27, 2009 10:22 PM
Trying to look like the DONALD(duck), folks?
57. 'Frank' from 16th Floor - January 27, 2009 10:39 PM
'Frank' from 16th floor: And in other news . So the left wing site Huff -Po has this story on decaf coffee their Blazing - Headline -Scoop of the day. What do you think about that Knee ? Some sort of 'inside jab' at Juan Valdez ?
Knee Ya Ha Ha : Sorry 'Frank' . Just a sec. Just getting a text in here. I think it's from that asshole 'Cliff Notes'. It go - "Most Americans have no real understanding of the operation of the international moneylenders. The bankers want it that way. We recognize in a hazy sort of way that the Rothschilds and the Warburgs of Europe and the houses of J. P. Morgan, Kuhn, Loeb and Company, Schiff, Lehman and Rockefeller possess and control vast wealth. How they acquire this vast financial power and employ it is a mystery to most of us.
International bankers make money by extending credit to governments. The greater the debt of the political state, the larger the interest returned to the lenders." Barry Goldwater With No Apologies. p.281
'Frank' from 16th floor : So. Knee. I guess one thing that could create cash and debt is WAR ?
58. 'Frank' from 16th Floor - January 27, 2009 10:49 PM
'Frank' from 16th Floor : So Knee - what's you twing to say here. Exactwee . Inside job ?
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Knee Ya Ha Ha : Oh.
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60. SIN - January 27, 2009 10:58 PM
ist of all, she never was a "super model":. She gave herself tag moniker. She is a nobody who is a desperate media whore.
That is not a penis, it is her Depends diaper.
She has made herself look ridiculous with the lip colloge and botox. Give it up already. There are already enough useless, worn out, disgusting old whores in California.
Just find a hole, crawl in it and die. Do the world a favor.
61. lola - January 27, 2009 11:02 PM
She is so beautiful! And unfortunately she needed some cheek implants to balance out the multiple face lifts. Her eyemakeup is really pretty. If she had left her cheeks and lips alone she would look like a natural beauty. I hope that I look that good at that age.
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65. Ci Senor - January 27, 2009 11:15 PM
Just another obnoxious American, wow; like that's new.
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67. Kelly - January 27, 2009 11:30 PM
I actually am surprised how good she looks without 10 tons of makeup. She looks pretty good if you ask me... she is 53 and all her botox treatments/plastic surgery has done her more good than harm if you ask me.... and I don't even lik botox/plastic surgery!
68. Smelly - January 27, 2009 11:33 PM
I actually am surprised how good she looks without 10 tons of makeup. She looks pretty good if you ask me... she is 53 and all her botox treatments/plastic surgery has done her more good than harm if you ask me.... and I don't even lik botox/plastic surgery!
69. packinwood - January 27, 2009 11:34 PM
Forget the face. She shouldn't draw attention to any part of her skanky self. Period.
70. The Munger - January 27, 2009 11:35 PM
Wholly crap. Who spilled the super glue on her face!?
71. To #71 - January 28, 2009 12:20 AM
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72. #71 - January 28, 2009 12:21 AM
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76. Sexy Female Models - January 28, 2009 1:35 AM
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With all of the surguries and injections she has had, it would be like fucking a vinyl blow up doll. If yopu are in to that go ahead. i prefer real women.
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81. Narcissist - January 28, 2009 5:18 AM
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She's almost as old as Christie Brinkley and Cyndi Lauper, isn't she?
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88. forum - January 28, 2009 8:09 AM
Are you sure that isn't Steven Tyler?
89. favianapromdresses - January 28, 2009 8:12 AM
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93. mamamiasweepeaches - January 28, 2009 8:56 AM
She can always get a DISNEY ON ICE gig as Daisy Duck!
or
Whats the difference between a rooster and Janice Dickinson?
A rooster says "Cock A Doodle Doo" and Janice says "Any Cock'll Do!"
or
What do tampons and Janice Dickinson have in common?
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94. Angry Beaver - January 28, 2009 9:28 AM
She looks like what would happen if you crossed Steven Tyler's face with a rhino's ass. I think I'd rather do the rhino than her. ugh.
95. Kate - January 28, 2009 9:39 AM
GSUS- Her face is a total shit-show
96. Orion - January 28, 2009 10:47 AM
Those cheek implants look like they would hurt.
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103. Me 2 - January 28, 2009 11:00 PM
Dear Janice Dickinson,
Just wondering if you've ever heard of a little someone called Christie Brinkley? She's about your age and she's also a former super model. Here's the difference: one of you looks really good for your age and appears to have had minimal plastic surgery, the other doesn't looks like she's wearing a Halloween mask and is apparently addicted to face lifts.
Think about it next time you're tempted to stick a super-sized botox needle into your creepy-ass face. Maybe there's still time for you to age gracefully...maybe.
104. backlink - January 29, 2009 2:55 PM
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105. Sooz - January 30, 2009 7:04 PM
Hi Superficial,
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106. Pixie - January 30, 2009 7:42 PM
Give her a break, everyone, will ya? We can only hope to look as good when we're 100. Jeez!
107. Jules - January 31, 2009 3:03 PM
HORRRF!!
On the bright side, Janice Dickson's face is doing wonders for my figure because I can't stop throwing up when I look at it.
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108. Tom Cruise's Ex-Sister - January 31, 2009 6:49 PM
Why does Janice looks like she's been beaten in some of these pics? Did someone finally try to show us all mercy? Maybe because she's beaten explains why her lips are two shelves wide.
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110. Shauntae - February 3, 2009 3:26 AM
Looking at this makes me feel so good.
111. EuroNeckPain - February 5, 2009 1:39 PM
She is even worse when she moves. I saw her on TV once, she was mistreating a poor young lady in some stupid show, she said "I can style you !!!" with her horrible deformed mouth full of fake teeth.
Neither have I heard of her before, she never was in the magazines during my childhood.
When she is making those pretentious faces, her lifthing shows very badly, see those deep trenches from ears to mouth.
Sorry, but there are many people who are still naturally good looking at 53, you simply do not know that they are 53.
112. Katherine - February 7, 2009 12:19 AM
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114. Brittney - February 9, 2009 3:45 PM
Janice really needs to think about shaving her arm pits
115. Brittney - February 9, 2009 3:45 PM
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116. chris - February 9, 2009 11:17 PM
too much botox janice!!..jaja
117. Amaranth - February 10, 2009 1:52 PM
anyone else think she looks like an older version of Angelina?
118. richie - February 11, 2009 3:34 AM
What a freakshow. I wonder if she thinks she looks pretty with those disgusting phony lips.
119. Rod - February 11, 2009 10:41 AM
Janice may have been a super model AT ONE TIME but today she looks she is well on her way to becoming Michael Jackson. If she gets another face lift her eyes will be in her ears. The lips can't stand any more surgery either. Her show is really a mess. If I were one of those models I would have told this Bi____ off a long time ago. You can't be that rude to people and get away with it very long. Janice needs an attitude ajustment big time,
120. Rod - February 11, 2009 10:41 AM
Janice may have been a super model AT ONE TIME but today she looks she is well on her way to becoming Michael Jackson. If she gets another face lift her eyes will be in her ears. The lips can't stand any more surgery either. Her show is really a mess. If I were one of those models I would have told this Bi____ off a long time ago. You can't be that rude to people and get away with it very long. Janice needs an attitude ajustment big time,
121. coffee - February 11, 2009 12:02 PM
she's got some things going for her...
122. 3rd planet - February 12, 2009 8:58 PM
Am I the only 1 who thinks she looks like MJ? Too much plastic! ( never inna credit card, tho)
123. Tara - February 14, 2009 12:36 PM
jeez she looks like Steven Tyler
124. HereComesJohnny - February 14, 2009 11:53 PM
All I can say about her is that the ugliness on the inside is now showing on the outside. She had so much potential to age gracefully, if it wasn't for her egotistical personality and plastic surgery addiction.
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127. stars_align - February 21, 2009 4:10 PM
she is a plastic ogre.
i can never imagine her being a supermodel, especially here when she tries to still be one...
128. melina - June 14, 2009 6:42 AM
What a freakshow oyUn . I wonder if she thinks she looks pretty with those disgusting phony lips
129. oyUn - June 14, 2009 6:43 AM
Janice really needs to think about shaving her arm pits
130. oyUn - June 14, 2009 6:44 AM
I just think she should avoid bikinis at all costs, avoid sunlight, and wear more turtlenecks, and probably a ninja mask.
131. oyUn - June 14, 2009 6:45 AM
Why can't these vapid women age gracefully? I have much more respect for any women that appears her age than a woman who spends a fortune to look like a circus side show.
132. oyUn - June 14, 2009 6:46 AM
Why can't these vapid women age gracefully? I have much more respect for any woman that appears her age than a woman who spends a fortune to look like a circus side show.
133. oyUn - June 14, 2009 6:46 AM
I think it is a sad commentary, that dispite the fact that she has a personality like course sandpaper, Janice would not be bad looking and could have aged gracefully, but noooo, she has to go the cologine lip / sucker fish route and contort her face into a grotesque figure to stay current in the business. How Sad.
134. oyUn - June 14, 2009 6:47 AM
Why can't these vapid women age gracefully? I have much more respect for any women that appears her age than a woman who spends a fortune to look like a circus side show.sad
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