Jan 27 2009Janice Dickinson probably shouldn't draw attention to her face. Ever.

Former supermodel Janice Dickinson made faces for the paparazzi yesterday while getting a touch-up at MAC on Robertson Blvd. I don't know what I'm more shocked by: Janice Dickinson's death-like man-face, or that her make-up isn't applied by a spray gun in an auto body shop. Which reminds me, you know what they should bring back? Veils. Just putting it out there.

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My penis is Swedish when looking at her. Or is it Swiss?

No, wait...it's definitely French (retreating as fast as it can).

come on, give her some credit, she looks good for being 80

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I think she looks good. She IS in her fifties you know.

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I think it is a sad commentary, that dispite the fact that she has a personality like course sandpaper, Janice would not be bad looking and could have aged gracefully, but noooo, she has to go the cologine lip / sucker fish route and contort her face into a grotesque figure to stay current in the business. How Sad.

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Are you sure that isn't Steven Tyler?

Oh, wait, you can tell them apart by the breasts.

In pic #11, is she showing us she can still suck a golf ball through a straw?? I have a Harley if she wants to try and start that...

Why can't these vapid women age gracefully? I have much more respect for any women that appears her age than a woman who spends a fortune to look like a circus side show.

I still can't believe she found a surgeon willing to transplant a cow's vagina on her mouth.

Why can't these vapid women age gracefully? I have much more respect for any woman that appears her age than a woman who spends a fortune to look like a circus side show.

I still can't believe she found a surgeon willing to transplant a cow's vagina on her mouth.

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it's janice. janice's idea of graceful and classy is wearing underwear and NOT burping hello.

see? gotta lower the bar for what you're dealing with, people.

I think it's comical that the guys are the first to ask a woman to age gracefully yet also the first to tell someone like Carmen Electra....wow, look at those crows feet & she looks old for her age...such a mixed message being sent!

I don't care...I'll probably look like her too...who wants to see wrinkles & saggy things when you can fix it with a lil nip tuck here & there...and everywhere after a certain point...who cares...to each his/her own!!!


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She kind of reminds me of Courtney Cox. If I were on a light hallucinogen.

biggest forehead ever!

She looks okay when she's smiling.
The lips are over done but apart from that I think she looks fine.

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Typical shallow childish irresponsible degenerate American.

Look!

It's the Nazi in the final scene of the Radiers of the Lost Ark.

I'd let her suck it.

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Orr her armpits, yick.

Look!

It's the Nazi in the final scene of the Radiers of the Lost Ark.

I'd let her suck it.

She looks like shit.

Did she get a neck lift? I think so.


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Looking directly at stills of this total cunt is only tolerable because it is amusing and repulsive, in equal measure! I like a little wedge of repulsive every now and then, if affords me the opportunity to peek over the scary e-edge....I also enjoy the rush of relief that I'm not looking into a mirror.

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Ummm...yeah,
You can't fool me Fish, that's a MAN!!!

She's pathetic. IF she was the worlds 1st soooooooper model then she wouldn't have to remind people constantly. I've never heard of her before The Surreal Life.
When I think of Supermodels, I think of Twiggy, Veruschka L, Cindy C, Linda E, Naomi C, NOT Janice Dickinson. She's delusional and repulsive.

she has gone from a super model to what ever a person with a face like that is

hi, Oh, wait, you can tell them apart by the breasts. :)

She seems to enjoy giving the paparazzi something to photograph...

Jes-Duh, read the reset of the wikipedia page Switzerland was not exactly neutral. Typical hollywood elites communist mentality!!! Stick to what you are good at acting and not world politics!

@37 ...and evidently I need to learn how to use the internet that Al Gore created ;p

...And why isn't this the main picture for this story?

When did Mick Jagger get tits?

When did Mick Jagger get teats?

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In most of the pictures, she is making faces but in a few (#'s 6,10,14 & 16) her face is natural. She looks like a old, tired broad much older than her actural 53. She is no longer a super model and needs to get over it.

Lets all sign in as celebs

(Sometimes I think this fish guy is a little bit mean)

Eva Longoria in 30 years!!!!

she looks embalmed

Wow! Steven Tyler sure has a nice set of tits! ohh, thats not Tyler...

She is totally Steven Tyler in drag

#29,30-You frigging idiot.She has kids.

Second to last picture..

what in the sweet fuck...

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Whateverrrr, the lady looks fabulous. I mean, I'm sure she's half plastic, but she's fit and has a nice face.

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Trying to look like the DONALD(duck), folks?

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ist of all, she never was a "super model":. She gave herself tag moniker. She is a nobody who is a desperate media whore.
That is not a penis, it is her Depends diaper.
She has made herself look ridiculous with the lip colloge and botox. Give it up already. There are already enough useless, worn out, disgusting old whores in California.
Just find a hole, crawl in it and die. Do the world a favor.

She is so beautiful! And unfortunately she needed some cheek implants to balance out the multiple face lifts. Her eyemakeup is really pretty. If she had left her cheeks and lips alone she would look like a natural beauty. I hope that I look that good at that age.

very nice..

Good pictures :)

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Just another obnoxious American, wow; like that's new.

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I actually am surprised how good she looks without 10 tons of makeup. She looks pretty good if you ask me... she is 53 and all her botox treatments/plastic surgery has done her more good than harm if you ask me.... and I don't even lik botox/plastic surgery!

I actually am surprised how good she looks without 10 tons of makeup. She looks pretty good if you ask me... she is 53 and all her botox treatments/plastic surgery has done her more good than harm if you ask me.... and I don't even lik botox/plastic surgery!

Forget the face. She shouldn't draw attention to any part of her skanky self. Period.

Wholly crap. Who spilled the super glue on her face!?

Fuck you, #71.
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She loves those anal beads!

I'D RAPE THAT...TWICE

LOL she looks funny but still hot :)

With all of the surguries and injections she has had, it would be like fucking a vinyl blow up doll. If yopu are in to that go ahead. i prefer real women.

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I'd still hit it fo sho

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I just think she should avoid bikinis at all costs, avoid sunlight, and wear more turtlenecks, and probably a ninja mask.

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She's almost as old as Christie Brinkley and Cyndi Lauper, isn't she?

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Are you sure that isn't Steven Tyler?

Oh, wait, you can tell them apart by the breasts.

in the 3rd pic from below.. isn't that Nick Nolte? :D

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Oh, wait, you can tell them apart by the breasts.

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Are you sure that isn't Steven Tyler?

She's at her fifties but still carries herself well

At her age, she still carries herself well.

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She can always get a DISNEY ON ICE gig as Daisy Duck!
or
Whats the difference between a rooster and Janice Dickinson?
A rooster says "Cock A Doodle Doo" and Janice says "Any Cock'll Do!"
or
What do tampons and Janice Dickinson have in common?
They are both stuck up cunts!

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She looks like what would happen if you crossed Steven Tyler's face with a rhino's ass. I think I'd rather do the rhino than her. ugh.

GSUS- Her face is a total shit-show

Those cheek implants look like they would hurt.

I'd still hit it fo sho

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She looks great here in my opinion.

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Dear Janice Dickinson,
Just wondering if you've ever heard of a little someone called Christie Brinkley? She's about your age and she's also a former super model. Here's the difference: one of you looks really good for your age and appears to have had minimal plastic surgery, the other doesn't looks like she's wearing a Halloween mask and is apparently addicted to face lifts.
Think about it next time you're tempted to stick a super-sized botox needle into your creepy-ass face. Maybe there's still time for you to age gracefully...maybe.

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Give her a break, everyone, will ya? We can only hope to look as good when we're 100. Jeez!

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On the bright side, Janice Dickson's face is doing wonders for my figure because I can't stop throwing up when I look at it.

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Why does Janice looks like she's been beaten in some of these pics? Did someone finally try to show us all mercy? Maybe because she's beaten explains why her lips are two shelves wide.

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Looking at this makes me feel so good.

She is even worse when she moves. I saw her on TV once, she was mistreating a poor young lady in some stupid show, she said "I can style you !!!" with her horrible deformed mouth full of fake teeth.
Neither have I heard of her before, she never was in the magazines during my childhood.
When she is making those pretentious faces, her lifthing shows very badly, see those deep trenches from ears to mouth.
Sorry, but there are many people who are still naturally good looking at 53, you simply do not know that they are 53.

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Janice really needs to think about shaving her arm pits

Janice really needs to think about shaving her arm pits

too much botox janice!!..jaja

anyone else think she looks like an older version of Angelina?

What a freakshow. I wonder if she thinks she looks pretty with those disgusting phony lips.

Janice may have been a super model AT ONE TIME but today she looks she is well on her way to becoming Michael Jackson. If she gets another face lift her eyes will be in her ears. The lips can't stand any more surgery either. Her show is really a mess. If I were one of those models I would have told this Bi____ off a long time ago. You can't be that rude to people and get away with it very long. Janice needs an attitude ajustment big time,

Janice may have been a super model AT ONE TIME but today she looks she is well on her way to becoming Michael Jackson. If she gets another face lift her eyes will be in her ears. The lips can't stand any more surgery either. Her show is really a mess. If I were one of those models I would have told this Bi____ off a long time ago. You can't be that rude to people and get away with it very long. Janice needs an attitude ajustment big time,

she's got some things going for her...

Am I the only 1 who thinks she looks like MJ? Too much plastic! ( never inna credit card, tho)

jeez she looks like Steven Tyler

All I can say about her is that the ugliness on the inside is now showing on the outside. She had so much potential to age gracefully, if it wasn't for her egotistical personality and plastic surgery addiction.

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she is a plastic ogre.
i can never imagine her being a supermodel, especially here when she tries to still be one...

What a freakshow oyUn . I wonder if she thinks she looks pretty with those disgusting phony lips

Janice really needs to think about shaving her arm pits

I just think she should avoid bikinis at all costs, avoid sunlight, and wear more turtlenecks, and probably a ninja mask.

Why can't these vapid women age gracefully? I have much more respect for any women that appears her age than a woman who spends a fortune to look like a circus side show.

Why can't these vapid women age gracefully? I have much more respect for any woman that appears her age than a woman who spends a fortune to look like a circus side show.

I think it is a sad commentary, that dispite the fact that she has a personality like course sandpaper, Janice would not be bad looking and could have aged gracefully, but noooo, she has to go the cologine lip / sucker fish route and contort her face into a grotesque figure to stay current in the business. How Sad.

Why can't these vapid women age gracefully? I have much more respect for any women that appears her age than a woman who spends a fortune to look like a circus side show.sad

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