Jan 25 2009Hilary Duff in a bikini
These are shots of Hilary Duff in the Bahamas with her hockey player boyfriend Mike Comrie, who's actually the only person on vacation in these photos. Hilary is just continuing her daily routine of doing jackshit but in a different location. Seriously, what does Hilary Duff even do these days? I'd be impressed if you told me she bagged her own groceries at the supermarket the other week. Or at least said "plastic" then took a nap in the checkout lane.

Reader Comments
1. ryan - January 25, 2009 8:04 PM
I'd go there for 10 minutes.
2. frank the dolphin - January 25, 2009 8:11 PM
Either her breasts have had a growth spurt or she is wearing a padded bikini top.
3. britney's weave - January 25, 2009 8:19 PM
that is one ugly bikini. looks like aluminum foil on the front.
4. fefd - January 25, 2009 8:26 PM
I'd rip that shit in half
5. authorego - January 25, 2009 8:28 PM
Could you say that a little louder Fish? I don't think her self esteem is low enough yet.
6. kellen - January 25, 2009 8:43 PM
I would let him knock my front 2 teeth out if I got to spear her
7. sushi - January 25, 2009 8:45 PM
I think she is one ugly fuckpig who was only cute when she was wearing a training bra. This chick is fug.
8. Elizabeth - January 25, 2009 9:02 PM
whats with her covering up? she preggers?
9. Knee Ya Ha Ha - January 25, 2009 9:08 PM
Knee Ya Ha Ha : So # 5 ? Self esteem ? Wad dat ?
She's going out with a rich Canadian - who needs a career ?
And personwooly I've always liked that 'Wake Up' song (although have to hide it when sharing I-pod)... ( I'm an adult)
What do you think 'Frank' ?
'Frank' from 16th Floor : She always remind me a bit of that Sue Anne Nivens from Mary Tyler Moore Show.
Knee Ya Ha Ha : Oh.
10. Dr. in the House - January 25, 2009 9:33 PM
I think #9 might be due for a little psychological exam. Multipersonality syndrome? Talking to selves?
11. Nick Hogan - January 25, 2009 9:44 PM
I did that in pic 8.
12. Knee Ya Ha Ha - January 25, 2009 9:46 PM
Knee Ya Ha Ha : It's an acquired taste. If you don't like 'em - don't read 'em.
But I'm guessing you could be new here # 10.
Inside job ?
13. corn covered flatfoot bastard - January 25, 2009 9:49 PM
two midgets mingling.
14. Knee Ya Ha Ha - January 25, 2009 9:50 PM
Oh shit. 'Sue aAnne Nivens ?
I lack pathos with last link.
What you really twying to say here exactwee # 10.
Inside job ?
15. sushi - January 25, 2009 9:57 PM
Mike Comrie is one ugly fuckpig. His forehead is bigger than her ass.
16. Ummm...yeah... - January 25, 2009 10:00 PM
Who gives a fuck about Hillary Duff? She doesn't have to do anything...the bitch is totally rich...she can afford to be a waste of space...lazy cunt
17. Bethany - January 25, 2009 10:01 PM
"Seriously, what does Hilary Duff even do these days?"
Well, in addition to her career, she does a lot of charity work and doesn't pretend to be a lesbian or show her pussy to photographers. Gee, what a worthless bitch.
18. Knee Ya Ha Ha - January 25, 2009 10:04 PM
Gr8 points all # 15 - 17
Inside job ?
19. Bethany - January 25, 2009 10:19 PM
#18 - no, I think she's saving herself for marriage.
20. Knee Ya Ha Ha - January 25, 2009 10:23 PM
Good for her #19
21. VIOLENTLY MASTURBATING - January 25, 2009 10:26 PM
Remember when jerking off to her was illegal? WELL THAT GUILT TRIP IS GONE NOW MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
22. gerard Vandenberg - January 25, 2009 10:28 PM
When does the thong/string arrive in PRUDISH america, folks?
23. Knee Ya Ha Ha - January 25, 2009 10:36 PM
#21 Each to their own.
Over here (Chung King Mansions 17th floor)
We still having a few problems with "free fall collapse speed through undamaged steel structure"
So until we clear that one up - 9/11 ?
INSIDE JOB.
Deal with it America.
24. Danklin24 - January 25, 2009 10:37 PM
Alright i gotta say it, this chick is fucking hot. Her legs are amazing, her ass is amazing, her face isnt bad to look at, her tits are pretty damn impressive. Not small but not saggy like Lohan's.
25. Danklin24 - January 25, 2009 10:39 PM
#19 lol she's not a virgin. She even said that wasnt true when some magazinbe posted it about her. She said thats not even true, i wouldnt say that and its no ones business or something like that.
26. Knee Ya Ha Ha - January 25, 2009 10:42 PM
Who are these losers ?
Inside job # 24 -25 ?
Party's over.
27. dew - January 25, 2009 10:57 PM
Between her covering her belly up, and wearing that huge bottom, she's either on her period, or pregnant.
28. Knee Ya Ha Ha - January 25, 2009 11:02 PM
Gr8 points all # 27
Inside job ?
29. ted - January 25, 2009 11:08 PM
them titties is fake
30. mwah - January 25, 2009 11:45 PM
29: padded swim suit, dumbass. you can see that her boobs are smaller and hiding behind that giant foam padding.
31. cj - January 25, 2009 11:56 PM
she is not wearing a padded bikini.
there's so much padding in a bikini, unsupported, can do.
those are real. women can suddenly grow boobs at their 20's
32. Danklin24 - January 25, 2009 11:59 PM
WTF is with this inside job shit? it sounds so fucking gay.
33. Danklin24 - January 26, 2009 12:02 AM
No her boobs are real trust me, you can tell how they hang that they're real. I'm not looking at her bikini to see how big they are either, im looking at the side boob and cleavage. cj is right, women in their 20's have real breasts now. i know its hard for some of you to believe, but some women actually have real nice looking breasts, like Hilary Duff.
34. Knee Ya Ha Ha - January 26, 2009 12:03 AM
So. # 29 -30 To me - Seeer-eewoosly...I'm guessing here
...U Merican ?
Inside job ?
Having any problems with those 'duel citizenship' guys running your foreign affairs ? That type of thing ?
How about the Dancing Israelis ?
Flicking their lighters in front of the burning ruins of the World Trade Center ?
Having any problems with that ?\
Inside job ?
35. Knee Ya Ha Ha - January 26, 2009 12:12 AM
Well. Ok # 32 sounds like the Fish guy - lamely fishing - trying to get us to stay around.
So.
Bye Bye for now from the Mansions.
36. Carter - January 26, 2009 12:39 AM
She did a movie with John Cusack called War, Inc. not too long ago. It was phenomenal.
37. Carter - January 26, 2009 12:42 AM
She did a movie with John Cusack called War, Inc. not too long ago. It was phenomenal.
38. Knee Ya Ha Ha - January 26, 2009 12:45 AM
Well ok - She was good on that.
39. Knee Ya Ha Ha - January 26, 2009 12:47 AM
in* that.
(The poor scorpion probably died though)
40. Sushi - January 26, 2009 1:28 AM
#37 that was the WORST movie Ive seen in a year! I actually shut it off after 35 minutes. THATS how bad it was.
Anyhew, she OK. Shes above average. She is looking better than Lohan.
41. ericka - January 26, 2009 1:30 AM
OMG! she forgot her forgot her hips in some other bikini!!! she looks like a surfboard!
42. Fati - January 26, 2009 1:43 AM
I like her face. She's never had a good figure though.
43. shimmy - January 26, 2009 2:15 AM
That crinkley silver shit at the front of her bikini and the entire box of tissues stuffed inside has finally given the midget bitch some sort of shape. Now its just the bludder waist and trunk legs to deal with.
And her boyfriend has crazy short legs.
44. gnipgnop - January 26, 2009 2:47 AM
only a hockey player would tongue punch the dirt star on that guy - holy mother of cock sucking christ - pic numbah 4 - it's a fuckin flabby american suburb sheep rapist guy - have some self respect you dumb canuck - i wouldn't bang that with your father's dick, even after he was finished rooting around in my azz!!!
45. Vince Lombardi - January 26, 2009 3:40 AM
She looks like one enormous cankle.
46. Narcissist - January 26, 2009 4:00 AM
What is that towel covering that those boat tarp bottoms weren't covering?
I have a good impression of Hilary though. She seems reasonably intelligent so far.
47. grace - January 26, 2009 4:06 AM
omg she's so fat and shapeless. and her bf is gross. her pictures in shape magazine or whatever were obviously waaaaaaaaay photoshopped!!
48. Narcissist - January 26, 2009 4:18 AM
@47 - I thought her head looked disproportionate in one of those shape pics. Maybe this one.
http://www.h-duff.org/news/data/upimages/hilary-duff-bikini-pic-in-shape-magazine-3.jpg
Er hell, maybe it was all of them:
http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/13659012.html
Maybe she got fit for like 5 days and then slacked up. She works the teeth and eyes, though.
Kept that nasty tattoo out of sight, too. That's a good move.
49. whatever - January 26, 2009 6:47 AM
Are those of you who say shes hot kidding? She´s a fucking rectangle, she has absolutly no shape at all, and she still looks like she´s 12.
50. hoteles londres - January 26, 2009 7:29 AM
Nice body
51. Mal - January 26, 2009 7:49 AM
Holding towel to stomach- shes either hiding a botch surgery, or pregnant rumours.
52. Massa' - January 26, 2009 8:39 AM
I'd pound that bitch from behind, then after she got dry I'd stick it in her ass, give her a good cock enema, then go from ass to mouth, let her taste her own shit off my cock, then let loose a tsunami of penis potion all over her face, glueing at least one eye shut. Yeah, she's ready for that.....bitches!
53. Doc Schweinstrudel - January 26, 2009 8:50 AM
SHE HAS ALMOST NO NECK AND WIDE MANLY SHOULDERS AND NO ASS>>>HELLO "HETEROSEXUAl""MEN IN HERE
54. but we're definitely NOT gay - January 26, 2009 8:52 AM
"Are those of you who say shes hot kidding?...and she still looks like she´s 12."
EXACTLY! boioioioioioioioioioioioioinnngggggg!!!
55. Matt - January 26, 2009 8:57 AM
She's a good kid who's not terribly attractive or talented. There are much more deserving targets out there.
56. Filo - January 26, 2009 8:58 AM
Sexy Toes!!!!!
57. FootGuy - January 26, 2009 10:02 AM
@56, I'm with you. I could shrimp on those all day long!
58. brooke - January 26, 2009 10:31 AM
No one under the age of 50 should wear leopard print.
59. NEVER BACK DOWN MAN - January 26, 2009 12:25 PM
KNEE YA HA HA YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKE YOUR STYLE
60. Cball11 - January 26, 2009 12:35 PM
Oh my god, that hat. that's the stupidest hat I've ever seen. And she looks pretty awful too.
61. todders - January 26, 2009 1:40 PM
These photographs are unarousing. A shame to boners everywhere.
awesome vid about DUDE WHO GOT TRAMPLED AT WAL-MART:
http://blog.digitalfuntown.com/dft-blog/2009/1/13/little-billys-got-a-secret.html
62. MassGrrl - January 26, 2009 2:16 PM
Didn't she used to have some body confidence? I've never seen someone cover up in so many different ways.
63. je double fizzle - January 27, 2009 11:38 PM
what an altogether uninspiring ass......
64. Dëlgo - January 28, 2009 1:10 PM
4th picture - my 13 yr old brother's body.
65. carly - January 28, 2009 6:44 PM
her boobs are definetly fake, compare them to old vids and shots of her. they look jus like my fake boobs.
66. The Smartest Person in the World (formerly Delgo) - January 29, 2009 1:47 AM
I'd bet when she shits - its like her career.
It stinks to high heavens & there's not even much there.
67. SIN - January 29, 2009 4:39 AM
BORING...
68. PRINCESS.H - February 23, 2009 1:31 PM
FUCK ALL U HATER SHES WHO SHE WANT 2 BE AND ACT HOW SHE WANTS 2 K......DONT HATE CUZ U AINT HER AND WHO CARES IF SHE SKINNY OR FAT WHICH SHES NOT SHES BEUTIFUL LIKE SHE IS...AND I THINK WAT U STUPID RITE ABOUT HER BET SHE DOSNT GIVE A FU**K ABOUT WAT U HATER THINK OR RITE OF HER SO JUST SHUT THE HELL UP SERIOUSLY U DONT LIKE THEN FU**K OFF
69. Michael Hutchinson - March 12, 2009 7:27 AM
I got excited! I'm just a Fan of the Celebrity Person Hilary Duff, not Her Work!