Jan 28 2009Hayden Panettiere wears a thong
Here's Hayden Panettiere on the set of Heroes yesterday showing her thong while riding the back of Adrian Pasdar. Six months ago this would've seemed like the second coming of Christ to me, but now? Nothin'. Actually, let's not even go there. There's still an empty hole in my heart that burns each day. God, I'm so sensitive. Like Shakespeare but less queer and shit.
Photos: Pacific Coast News, Splash News
Reader Comments
1. ___ - January 28, 2009 1:32 PM
Thick theigh midget
2. Jerry - January 28, 2009 1:32 PM
first
3. RichPort's Ghost - January 28, 2009 1:34 PM
I wasn't aware that Gap Kids sold thongs.
4. ___ - January 28, 2009 1:34 PM
Jerry, why would you say such a thing? Seriously.
5. Jeezy - January 28, 2009 1:41 PM
Big fucking deal. All sluts wear thongs.
6. kingofbeer - January 28, 2009 1:46 PM
don't all women wear them? big deal...
7. Ali Knievel - January 28, 2009 1:51 PM
She really needs to do a "Gidget" remake after Heroes gets canceled while the going is good or she'll be stuck doing soft hobbit porn on Skinemax @ 4 am.
8. The Most Intelligent Person in the World (formerly Delgo) - January 28, 2009 1:53 PM
Obama may be Al Qaeda, guys.
9. Rick - January 28, 2009 1:53 PM
Her appeal was her illegality. Now you really need to have some type of carny fetish (circus folk...nomads, you know...smell like cabbage...small hands.).
10. Sam - January 28, 2009 2:03 PM
She's going to be such a porker. Probably after the first baby. She'll have the short chick's signature look - the sides of her buttcheeks will look like notepaper because of all the lines of stretch marks. She might even be college-ruled now.
11. Your_a_snooty_booty - January 28, 2009 2:10 PM
wtf, men are bored with thongs now? Ladies we need to start being more creative with our panties. maybe... have undies representing... game consoles .. or pizza... scratch and sniff
lmao
12. FRIST!!! - January 28, 2009 2:23 PM
i just don't like panty lines.
13. shifty - January 28, 2009 2:26 PM
It's not that they aren't holding our interest, it's just that I can walk down the street and see the whale-tail about 100 times. Call me when the ONLY thing she is wearing is a thong, and we'll talk.
14. Cindy - January 28, 2009 2:26 PM
I'm not sure if the Garanimal on that thong matched the rest of her clothes.
15. pete - January 28, 2009 2:27 PM
Call me when the only thing she's wearing is a thong...after a year of HGH treatments.
16. Right Fury - January 28, 2009 2:29 PM
I'm sorry, but I'd hit that so hard that she would go back in time and tell herself to vote McCain/Palin.
17. Sub-Zero - January 28, 2009 2:29 PM
It's better than whatever the fuck was going on when she was on Ellen.
18. Really - January 28, 2009 2:33 PM
She inherited all of JonBenet Ramsey's old thongs.
19. Harleybob - January 28, 2009 2:33 PM
Apparently rides a motorcycle too, though I don't think she could touch the ground even in those boots
20. ew - January 28, 2009 2:34 PM
I bet Mr. Piggy Back is going to leave his wife (he's married to the short chuby dixie chick) for Hayden. I mean really what is up with this a married man in his forties giving a piggy back to some 19 year old blond skank who is tighter and slimmer than his wife, I mean she ain't his daughter, it's creepy if you ask me. I smell an affair and a greasy midget thong.
21. anti-hobbit - January 28, 2009 2:58 PM
dear god her legs are short!
22. Sportsdvl - January 28, 2009 3:06 PM
#14 - LOLOLOL
23. suzeee - January 28, 2009 3:13 PM
Dear Jeezy, If you ever get out of your mother's beasement you will find that all women wear thongs, not just sluts. Like who actually wants panty lines? not even my grandmother does?!
24. suzeee - January 28, 2009 3:13 PM
Dear Jeezy, If you ever get out of your mother's basement you will find that all women wear thongs, not just sluts. Like who actually wants panty lines? not even my grandmother does?!
25. Richard McBeef - January 28, 2009 3:24 PM
@18 - Fucking hilarious
@23-24 - You come from quite the slut pedigree then, huh, slut? click once next time you dirty slut.
26. kelly - January 28, 2009 3:29 PM
haven't you pussies ever seen a thong before? losers
27. Clownshoes the clown - January 28, 2009 3:40 PM
And so my Aristotilian pervison for hot thong-wearing midgets finally gets some screentime from Mr. Superficial Writer. Also.
28. Hefe - January 28, 2009 3:47 PM
I love that this little dwarf is turning into such a whore.
29. Ralph - January 28, 2009 3:58 PM
Look carefully at the thong...left side. It was photoshopped!
30. Holy Shit - January 28, 2009 4:07 PM
Number 18 WINS!
31. Ummm...yeah... - January 28, 2009 4:08 PM
WTF kind of a post is this you asshole Fish?
God, I need my gun!!
32. bar room hero - January 28, 2009 4:48 PM
mmmm...I had a girlfriend that was her size.
fun
33. bored - January 28, 2009 5:14 PM
She's the opposite of a butter face, a butherbody? Anybody?
34. BunnyButt - January 28, 2009 5:16 PM
Some of us avoid the undie dilemma by not wearing any.
35. Herman Bumfudle - January 28, 2009 5:25 PM
cock teaser. yeah so! you know i'm only famous cause the queen of england wants to bust a cap in my ass. you heard what happened at bmw john jay?
36. Sport - January 28, 2009 7:20 PM
I'd floss with them.
37. benjaminbutton55 - January 28, 2009 7:59 PM
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38. awolol - January 28, 2009 8:21 PM
Is Hayden stealing Duffy's look?
Also, white guys: tell me why is it when an Asian girl's petite you call it hot and sexy but if a white girl's petite you call her a midget?
39. Truth Doctor - January 28, 2009 9:38 PM
Midget slut.
40. Rational Rick - January 28, 2009 9:47 PM
ROFL!!! you guys are F**kng Pussies !!!
XOXO !!
41. gerard Vandenberg - January 28, 2009 10:26 PM
WHO DOESN'T IN EUROPE, folks?
42. rich - January 28, 2009 10:47 PM
First post is too funny!!!
43. eggs - January 28, 2009 11:31 PM
@38 Because most asian girls are naturally built that way. Not so for their caucasian counterparts . Being unusual, odd, abnormal etc. it is labeled negatively.
44. jam - January 29, 2009 1:36 AM
I recommend you ***http://wealthymeetup.com***, As i know, lots of hot girls, models there, such as me, hoping a good man online..
45. Into Lil' Girlies - January 29, 2009 8:47 AM
Having girlfriends that are small makes it easier to bounce them on your schlong when you are role playing as their daddy (come to poppa) plus they gag more when they try to deepthroat
46. Parker - January 29, 2009 8:53 AM
I'd still love to bury my cock in her ass then pick her up off the floor and and watch her squirming around on it, little midget legs kicking back and forth trying to touch the floor. It'd be so much fun.
47. Clownshoes the Clown - January 29, 2009 9:00 AM
The Pygmie Queen only rides her mighty Padar to war! The Whale King must have called her to battle!
Alert Aquaman and the Rescue Rangers!
48. Clownshoes the Clown - January 29, 2009 9:00 AM
The Pygmie Queen only rides her mighty Pasdar to war! The Whale King must have called her to battle!
Alert Aquaman and the Rescue Rangers!
49. Dude - January 30, 2009 1:13 AM
Wow, she's tiny! She should re-think the boots.
50. Erica - February 8, 2009 12:22 PM
My legs are as short as hers. *sigh*
51. carte memoire 2gb - January 5, 2010 7:43 AM
i hate artist jeans! my least favorite from AE… but of course I own them. Can’t help it when you work there and have the discount.
I think she should of went behind someone and picked it out.