Jan 11 2009Goldie Hawn at the beach
Here's 63-year-old actress Goldie Hawn relaxing on the beach in Hawaii. Take a good look because this is Kate Hudson in about 35 years. Provided she spontaneously acquires breasts and the dedicated love of a man. - - PFFT! Ha ha ha ha! Kate Hudson; commitment. I'm hilarious.

Reader Comments
1. Goldie Hawns Labia Tissue - January 11, 2009 9:01 PM
shes hot.
2. me - January 11, 2009 9:03 PM
Anyone posting after me goes anal on Grandma Hawn
3. Exo - January 11, 2009 9:32 PM
Come on! She's looking good for being 63 years old.
I'll alway be jeleous of her, cause she gets to fuck Kurt Russel whenever she likes.
I'd give quite a lot for that, He was so fucking hot in the late 80's, and still is. If Stuntman Mike came up to me tonight, i'd fold quicker than Superman on laundry day.
Fuck, that man gets me hot.
And he´s 30 years older than me.
What can I say, I like that Silverback thing them old guys got going on.
4. parker - January 11, 2009 9:33 PM
I'm sorry but she reminds me of my mom. Not much I can say about her but I'd buttfuck Kate hudson in a new york minute.
5. amanda - January 11, 2009 9:34 PM
i agree! she looks great for an old lady + shes got a smokin boyfriend!
6. jesus - January 11, 2009 9:37 PM
pretty good for an old whore. maybe when i am her age.....goddamn that is a lot of wrinkles though.
7. Goldie rocks - January 11, 2009 9:40 PM
For someone who is 63 she looks amazing!
8. Ward - January 11, 2009 9:40 PM
Meh fair play to her, looks alright for a 63 year old I guess. How long before a stream of dumb fucks come on here with torches demanding she be set alright for not having perfect skin etc. :D
9. It's Me Fuckers - January 11, 2009 9:44 PM
she looks fuckin GREAT!! Holy fuck! 63!
10. lola richie - January 11, 2009 9:47 PM
Hope I look that good at that age!
11. Anexio - January 11, 2009 9:48 PM
She looks pretty good in the pic 12, the last one.
Thats the picture of her totally clothed where we can't see her wrinkly ass, droopy teats and a face that would make George C. Scott happy.
Oh, almost forgot, her skin looks like Ward's puckered asshole right after he ate Taco Bell.
12. deka - January 11, 2009 10:16 PM
i had no idea she was so old
13. Jack Pascal - January 11, 2009 10:25 PM
GMILF
14. lori - January 11, 2009 10:55 PM
I love Goldie. She looks great. She's a wonderful actress and comedic talent. Too bad her daughter will never even come close to following in her footsteps.
15. Dorian - January 11, 2009 11:02 PM
Yeah you are hilarious - at least I get your humor. Rumor has it Kate's knocked up with the baby daddy being Owen Wilson. Good luck to him and that baby if the rumor proves true. Kate's a 'sucky' mother. Go ahead, quote me on this.
16. gerard Vandenberg - January 11, 2009 11:02 PM
all things aside: I REALLY LIKE THE PHYSICAL PART HERE, folks!!
17. Guest - January 11, 2009 11:23 PM
@3 - so right.
She looks great!!!
Come on, Imagine all these tanned(wrinkled) boob-job(ed)
botoxed, fake-everything starlets when they're this age.
They'll end up looking like Miss Versace does *GAG*
This woman looks amazing & I can only hope to look like
this in about 50 years. . .
18. Jones - January 11, 2009 11:40 PM
I'd hit that shit, no doubt.
19. booya - January 12, 2009 12:07 AM
Looks hot for her age
20. Elle - January 12, 2009 12:16 AM
Goldie looks great but I am disappointed as I really hoped we can get a sneak peek at Kurt Russel on the beach....he's about 57 now and still looks sooo hott it's unbeliavable - he needs to replace Goldie as he just looks to good, even for her
21. hotels - January 12, 2009 3:41 AM
Not bad body for her age.
22. your mother with her legs open for the world - January 12, 2009 5:32 AM
She has amazing genes for sure. Not an ounce of fat on her stomache. I can't believe it. I always liked her. Her daughter is cute but seems too ditzy without being in control. Goldie always seemed to more or less seem stable. 2 thumbs up and an old boner for old time's sake.
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24. Famous Plastic - January 12, 2009 7:51 AM
She looks great for her age. Yes, this is what women look like when they get older, it's pretty scary that guys are so "shocked!" that she has lost some elasticity in her skin and has cellulite. The horror!!
25. Ananana - January 12, 2009 8:18 AM
GMILF
26. hallie - January 12, 2009 8:27 AM
I am sure she can afford a bathing suit that:
1) FITS
2) Doesn't pull her already sagging breasts to the ground
3) Isn't so see through
4) POLKA DOTS - Hello...look at my old gross body!
27. timberwolf - January 12, 2009 9:26 AM
A darker more flattering suit would do wonders here, but for 63, not too shabby. Think of what it used to be to be elderly, and that's changing. It's not just the surgeries that do it, staying young at heart is key.
28. havoc - January 12, 2009 9:26 AM
Her skin's not perfect.
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29. RichPort's Ghost - January 12, 2009 9:27 AM
I'd fuck her... just so I'd have something to add when my friends and I get drunk and start admitting to the stupid shit we've done in life... bragging about getting picked up by Madonna on the Lower East Side in 1988 is getting too many eyerolls and this point.
30. Mike - January 12, 2009 9:39 AM
For the ten-millionth time, that was me in drag Rich!
31. RichPort's Ghost - January 12, 2009 9:47 AM
#30 - Well you blow meat like a champ sir. And swallow like a Rwandan who hasn't eaten in weeks, I might add...
32. mamamiasweetpeaches - January 12, 2009 10:03 AM
I love her but I gotta say even my ten year old daughter would be embaressed to wear that bathing suit! POLKA DOTS?? Egads!
33. Deacon Jones - January 12, 2009 10:08 AM
AIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!
34. James - January 12, 2009 10:35 AM
She looks great for 63. Not Helen Mirren great, but still she could look much worse.
I mean compare these to those shots of Zombietella Versace that were posted a while back. She's 53 and looks... well like she's been dead for five years.
35. Newdawn - January 12, 2009 10:40 AM
Cottage CHEESE!!!!!
36. Bigheadmike - January 12, 2009 10:43 AM
Bottom line.... She looks great for 63, she looks better than most at 53.
37. Variety Mag - January 12, 2009 11:39 AM
I wish I were at the beach right now, and not looking at these stupid pictures of this has been. She recently went to some film festival in Dubai, and they paid her with a diamond and sapphire necklace, something like you'd see in the crown jewels. She's just another one of those Hollywood money hunger little shits.
38. ron - January 12, 2009 11:42 AM
She looks like someone put her through a meat tenderizer
39. eatshitthendiet - January 12, 2009 12:30 PM
If a title reading "Goldie Hawn" and "Beach" doesn't end with "(1967)", I'm not really that interested. In her day, as sexy as hell. Who else could've started a major career as "that good-looking idiot opening a window for 5 seconds on Laugh-In"?
40. Monkey's Bone - January 12, 2009 12:45 PM
26. hallie - January 12, 2009 8:27 AM
I am sure she can afford a bathing suit that:
1) FITS - 2) Doesn't pull her already sagging breasts to the ground - 3) Isn't so see through - 4) POLKA DOTS - Hello...look at my old gross body!
___________________________________________________________
You sound jealous of your mom. It's not Goldie you dislike ... it's your mom.
Sigmund Freud called it "Displaced Anger" .... when you blame something else for your hatred instead of the 'Real Object' of your displeasure.
*Seek Help Immediately*
41. chantel - January 12, 2009 1:26 PM
McLovin gets lucky with Katie Perry !!
http://www.zacktaylor.ca/photos/uncategorized/2009/01/08/mclovin.jpg
42. Vince Lombardi - January 12, 2009 1:53 PM
If you're an accomplished actress with a resume like Goldie's and you're 63, you can let your body look, and dress it, in whatever the fuck you please. You go, girl.
43. suzee - January 12, 2009 2:30 PM
hmmm money can't buy a good one piece?
44. MassGrrl - January 12, 2009 2:39 PM
She looks really good. Chill out people.
My mother, at 60, has a better body, though, and wouldn't be caught dead in polka-dots.
45. Christine Baird - January 12, 2009 3:33 PM
Finally, I look just as good as Goldie. Of course I wish I looked like her 35 years ago.
46. NY Ted - January 12, 2009 3:52 PM
Where is Kurt....?
No matter what...at least Goldie and Kurt have made a great go of it...without ever making it legal.
Kate Hudson is a SLUT! She changes men like Amy Winehouse changes needles!
47. kahikinui - January 12, 2009 5:30 PM
gorgehu1 - What the??? talk about out of place comments - geez luweez!
never the less, Goldie looks pretty darn good for 63 - we all get old or die - there are no other options
48. Mama Pinkus - January 12, 2009 5:45 PM
never been a fan of Goldie but she'd do much better in a more flattering swimsuit - I'd suggest a solid color, more support on top with a V line to enhance appearance of a waist
49. hootie - January 12, 2009 6:16 PM
Any woman over 50 years old should keep their legs covered
50. Ardgelina - January 12, 2009 7:46 PM
she looks great!
51. Amypaige - January 12, 2009 8:33 PM
Have to agree with the comments about the bathing suit, no polka dots for the over-25 year olds, please!!
52. JoeJam2845 - January 12, 2009 11:22 PM
Very Few 63 year olds look like that! I hope I'm lucky enough to hook up with a Babe like that when I'm 63, if I'm still alive!
53. Fati - January 13, 2009 7:33 AM
i love goldie. amazing woman, amazing actress. she has more talent in one bone than her daughter in her entire body.
54. mysticcabin - January 13, 2009 8:53 AM
@47 There are other options, we'll learn about that soon.
55. RedWright - January 14, 2009 12:59 AM
I LOVE Goldie i have watched every movie, every show, everything she has done since the 60's! I dont care how old or young she is, she makes me laugh and she is a bright and funny person and I miss having her on tv and movies.
56. lucy - January 16, 2009 11:02 AM
She is so attractive and I have seen her on Meetwealthy. com,I also met many Sexy, Curvy, Classy Women, open minded rich couples, hot rich guys, nice wealthy admirers, even some celebs.
57. amy - January 24, 2009 12:51 AM
Here is hoping I can wear a bathing suit with such confidence at 63.. Come on people, she IS human. And looks great if you ask me.
58. Narcissist - January 26, 2009 5:43 AM
It looks like Helen Mirren topped her to me.
I'd rather have twenty-something Goldie over twenty-something Kate Hudson, though. Apperantly the hotness got severely diluted after Goldie. I think the comparisons are ridiculous.
@22. - "Not an ounce of fat on her stomache"...I wouldn't call that a six-pack.
@47 - "we all get old or die - there are no other options"...BAH! I SCOFF AT YOUR PESSIMISTIC LACK OF VISION!
http://www.kurzweilai.net/meme/frame.html?m=5
59. Ashamedtobehuman - January 26, 2009 6:59 PM
Gawd - I have alighted upon Planet F**ktard.
60. http://www.UltrasoundShirts.com - January 27, 2009 6:33 AM
63 are you kiding?! She is still beautiful, best smile ever:-)