Jan 12 2009Gisele Bundchen & Tom Brady are engaged (For real this time.)

Patriots quarterback Tom Brady officially proposed to supermodel Gisele Bundchen on Friday despite TMZ swearing on it's mother's grave that shit went down Christmas Eve. People reports:
"He asked and she accepted," a source close to the couple tells PEOPLE. Family and friends were informed over the weekend. An official announcement, as well as preliminary wedding details, are being planned by Bündchen and her closest friends this week.
"The couple is discussing a huge fashionista event in the spring or a more intimate and quicker ceremony in Costa Rica, where Gisele has a home," the source adds.
Well, it's nice to know that while his team didn't even make the playoffs, Tom Brady still gets to have all kinds of crazy engagement sex with his supermodel fiancee. Actually, that's not really nice to know at all. In fact, it kind of makes me want to punch Tom Brady in the face. With my car. But mostly because I had to write about this twice which, surprisingly, does not make it more interesting. I'm as shocked as you are.

Reader Comments
1. quick - January 12, 2009 3:02 PM
second!
2. dude - January 12, 2009 3:06 PM
wat a fag
3. Kim - January 12, 2009 3:08 PM
Sure, she looks like a dude, but his doctors completely botched his knee surgery and rehab, so he'll be lucky if he ever plays in the NFL again. Smart man to pick this time to marry a cash cow.
4. NFL Fan - January 12, 2009 3:10 PM
Tom,
Please have as many little QB's as your genes can make. We're DYING FOR TALENT in the NFL and need them now.
Any who can't make it as QB's should look like Gisele. No harm in having more of that, too...
5. Sportsdvl - January 12, 2009 3:20 PM
Awesome body on Gisele...but that face
Brady will be backing up Cassell next season so he needs some reason to stay in the public's eye.
6. Van from T1 Voice - January 12, 2009 3:25 PM
Being a big Brady and Pats fan, sure hope this doesnt cause him too much distraction from his rehab bc the word is he is behind where he needs to be.
7. Deuce Bigalow - January 12, 2009 3:32 PM
Fucking jealous.... She is a GODDESS!!!!
8. grammeridiot - January 12, 2009 3:34 PM
Jerkable body. Face makes me soft though.
9. NY Ted - January 12, 2009 3:37 PM
Too keep "Man-woman" happy at home and in the bed-room...Pretty-boy Brady can kiss his NFL career as DONE! The knee is shot....but his prick works just fine!
10. Cash - January 12, 2009 3:38 PM
Gisele is the undisputed queen of Sideboob.
Nom nom nom!
11. Harry - January 12, 2009 3:40 PM
Yup, even Belichick can see the writing on the wall: Matt Cassell is the future of the Patriots. Brady has always been overrated. A good QB in the system, which helped him win 3 SB's.
12. rhythmic defecator - January 12, 2009 3:43 PM
You know Tom, there are cheaper beards out there. Plus, there are some that don't risk being deported. I mean, in this economy you could have bought American you know.
I bet we see Tony Homo try to do a copycat version of this soon
13. Bob Kraft - January 12, 2009 3:54 PM
We saw this one coming and that's why we 'franchise tagged' Matt Cassel. Brady's knee didn't get messed up in a game. It got tore up by all that crazy engagement sex. We knew his career was over as soon as he said he wanted another ring, but not a super bowl ring.
14. dave - January 12, 2009 3:55 PM
i wonder how he got down on one knee, seeing how his knee is still torn to shreds and is as infected as one of paris hiltons panties
15. hollywood_hillbilly - January 12, 2009 3:57 PM
Good, she can get him a hanky while he cries himself to sleep watching the Eagles win the superbowl.
16. Steel Curtain - January 12, 2009 4:07 PM
I'd take a knee for that girl.
17. Giselle = Semen Recepticle - January 12, 2009 4:31 PM
Once that ring is placed firmly around her finger...Giselle's mouth better purse up and siphon the sperm directly from his scrotum. But then again Brady is a tremendous faggot and would much rather unload a batch into TO's clenched sphincter.
18. Tom Brady Rater - January 12, 2009 5:24 PM
Tom WAS a really good quarterback in a really GREAT system.
19. me - January 12, 2009 5:40 PM
Anyone posting after me drinks out of Tom Brady's jockstrap and plays with his marbles
20. Phil - January 12, 2009 6:14 PM
All I see another case of hit-and-run.
21. lori - January 12, 2009 7:30 PM
That is a seriously ugly dress.
22. Luke Porter - January 12, 2009 7:56 PM
I wonder if this wil affect the performances of tom in the NFL? we will see
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23. mai-tai - January 12, 2009 8:55 PM
stop hatin'.
24. mink - January 12, 2009 8:55 PM
I like the dress
25. tigerbaby - January 12, 2009 9:11 PM
That woman looks like Skeletor. Oy.
26. mike - January 12, 2009 9:19 PM
she looks like a dude.
27. mike - January 12, 2009 9:19 PM
she looks like a dude.
28. mike - January 12, 2009 9:20 PM
she looks like a dude.
29. gerard Vandenberg - January 12, 2009 11:28 PM
There will always be RUBBISH, folks!!
30. Gargamel - January 13, 2009 1:27 AM
She may be married, but she still looks like a man.
31. Ummm...yeah... - January 13, 2009 3:19 AM
Who the fuck cares?
32. Sickitten - January 13, 2009 9:49 AM
She is the epitome of a BUTTERFACE!
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40. ToTellTheTruth - January 13, 2009 11:40 AM
nice body, but this bitch has a face like a barnyard horse..
41. ToTellTheTruth - January 13, 2009 11:40 AM
nice body, but this bitch has a face like a barnyard horse..
42. TedBed - January 13, 2009 11:51 AM
She looks dam* good to me, exotic..him, I could do without.
43. TJ - January 13, 2009 12:01 PM
#33 thru 39: Can you find me a 19 year old Chinese hottie that will take my schlong up her ass and then suck my stinky dick?
On topic, G has the type of tits you want to suck completely whole in your mouth. However, she's gonna look scary when she gets
44. obamasucks - January 13, 2009 12:03 PM
Tom Brady is the biggest tool bag ever.
45. TJ - January 13, 2009 12:06 PM
old.
46. WTF? - January 13, 2009 12:17 PM
FTA:
"The couple is discussing a huge fashionista event ..."
WTF is a "fashionista?!!!" God those people sound retarded and shallow.
47. WTF - January 13, 2009 12:20 PM
Nevermind--looked it up:
"fashionista" (adj. and noun)
"A person devoted to fashion clothing, particularily unique or high fashion.
A person not to be called a fashionista would be someone who obsessivly follows trends. REAL fashionistas do not believe in trends. That type of person would be more correctly labeled a fashion whore or a shallow bitch."
Student #1:"Oh my gosh! Look at that girl wearing those sparkly red mary janes, black lolita skirt, hello kitty corset, and a top hat with pink hair!"
Student #2"Oh yeah, thats Xenia, she's a Fashionista."
48. MilfJungle - January 13, 2009 3:13 PM
Wow, amazingly hot dress. Though as an Eagles fan I detest Brady.