Jan 26 2009Britney Spears suddenly capable of word play

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F_U_C_K ME!!

What's the word play? *scratches head*

i dont get the double entendre, could some1 explain cuz im an idiot

Yeah, I said that phrase fast, couldn't figure out what was the big deal.

Hmmm why are high-waisted, roll enhancing pants now in style?

IF = F

U = U

Seek = C K

Me = ME

Okay I said it fast and still don't get it.

Britney SLUT< WHORE Spears is a has been, by gone, A Fat Ass that must be forgotten!!!!.....BRITNEY GO REST IN PEACE IN SOME HILLBILLY SWAMP LAND!!!! BITCH!!!!!

Britney SLUT< WHORE Spears is a has been, by gone, A Fat Ass that must be forgotten!!!!.....BRITNEY GO REST IN PEACE IN SOME HILLBILLY SWAMP LAND!!!! BITCH!!!!!

"if you seek amy" phonetically said is "F U C K Me"
the songs chorus says
"Love me, hate me.
Say what you want about me.
But all of the boys and all of the girls.
Are begging too, If you seek amy."

If you see gay me???

as noted above by #2, it sounds like "eff u see kay me" (aka fuck me) when you say it really fast.

If one of her ass cheeks is an entendre, I'll take a double.

BRITNEY SHOULD GO TO HELL AND STAY THERE>>>>>>BYE BITCH!

Wow she's gaining weight again. Keep on dancing!!!

Sell your celebrity photos, Make Some Money!!!

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DOES JESUS KNOW ABOUT THIS??

i'm sure the 12-13yo market she targets will find this devilishly clever.

At least at the moment, she's not nearly as fat as Jessica Blimpson.

@6 rachel, how else do you hide lipo scars and still attempt to dress scantily?

Oh..well duh. LOL! I can't believe I missed that one. This song won't be played at any middle school dances!!

I prefer the third track, "Fay Sing Yee East."

"If You Sick Of Me?"

And how!

BTW, good one #14

HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT
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I find it hard to believe that B-Spears would be this clever. (Or that she writes her own songs.)

hilarious VIDEO about DUDE THAT GOT TRAMPLED AT WAL-MART:

http://blog.digitalfuntown.com/dft-blog/2009/1/13/little-billys-got-a-secret.html

I'm glad someone explained the double entendre up there. I thought it was supposed to be "if you see gay me"

She also seems to be very capable of vagina play as well.

The lyrics are:

"all of the boys and all of the girls
are dying to if u seek amy"

It took me forEVER to figure that out
it doesn't really matter, because the
song is catchy so everybody
just shut up!!!

Uhh...I'm still not sure what I am suppose to do if I see a gay me?

Is this the best Britney can do? The shock value bar is set so high for her, this doesn't even register *YAWN*

I haven't noticed a "tidal wave of publicity," but then again, I'm not 12 or an adult with the musical preferences of a 12-year-old, so that might explain that.

Also, I refuse to believe Britney is responsible for any "wordplay." She's barely capable of "words." Whoever wrote that, they shouldn't be bragging about it. Finding "clever" ways to say/write "fuck" goes back a pretty long way.

I'd still do her

Ill...Fletch " Still do Her"....YUCK, YOU WILL CATCH AIDS FROM THAT BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ill...Fletch " Still do Her"....YUCK, YOU WILL CATCH AIDS FROM THAT BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ill...Fletch " Still do Her"....YUCK, YOU WILL CATCH AIDS FROM THAT BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I didn't say I wouldn't double wrap it

If U Seek Amy.......If U Seek Amy......
Oh, I get it.....
*scrunches eyebrows at RichPort's Ghost*

lol@22 "Fay Sing Yee East" = Facing Yeast, sick, hahaha. Maybe Adnan wrote that one.

damn she looks good
if you seek amy is a good song too

COMING SOON!!
A hilarious video about a guy who posted links to "hilarious VIDEO about DUDE THAT GOT TRAMPLED AT WAL-MART:".
The family of that dude figured out who it was and beat the living shit out of him while onlookers applauded!!

WOOOOW, that is really old news

She could have named the song Fah Q.

I thought "scrunches eyebrows" was a trick that Armenian strippers did.

dude fish you are really slacking.

it's either "are cacti edible" or "is a cactus edible". god i'm starting to hate you!

She's nasty...I'd never do a chick whose tits are perpetually staring at my shoes.

My question is why does she even wear the headset when she lip-syncs everything?

Great video here of Britney singing "Live" :

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a9c_1219341209

@44, the Grammar Nazi:

It's a joke written in the vernacular of Britney Spears. How did your superior intellect miss that? Oh, right, you're a shriveled up bitch with a dusty burgina. Got it.

Mother May I C-U-P

What the hell is up with the high waisted underpants?

And that is possibly the lamest double entendre.

IF = F
U = U
See = C
k A = K
my = ME

FUCK ME

I love that song!! Go Britney.

F-U-C-K-ME!

/I see what they did there

#47- I think "Brother May I C-U-P" is the first single on Kim Kardashian's album.

Hmm, I needed to check the comments to understand what it was supposed to be. Methinks Clear Channel is overreacting, but what does one expect from CC? Hopefully their eventual demise can be one of the high points of this economic downturn.

LOL @ # 52

If You See Kaye (tell her i love her)

better entendre and better song

I think she looks great now....I'm sick of everyone putting her down considering she has worked hard to get herself back in shape (mentally & physically)...She's a human being too and to say those types of things are just so horrible.

Wouldn't a double entendre imply that the sentence had a first meaning?

It's just nonsense that sounds like swearing.

This song would have caused far more controversy if it was titled "If U Seek A YOUNG PANDA, IN THE REAR, WITH A TABLE-LEG, MULTIPLE TIMES"

Uh, Leila, if you're sick of everyone putting her down, you may want to switch to a different web site. That's what we do here.

Yeah, she steals song ideas from April Wine. They did this is '82. Big deal. Her clothes looks like she was inspired by the 80's too with the stupid tit high shorts.

Got Dandruff! And Some Of It Itches! -- say it fast and vehemenently

wow what a class act...when will this dumb bitch fall off a cliff

I haven't heard the song, but anybody who pronounces "If" like "Eff"
is a fucking total moron...

Regardless of the shitty double entendre, I just googled the song and it blows. Who cares, next.

Seriously, congratulations to people who figured out what the hell that was supposed to mean.

It's not clever if it's retarded, though.

*Sigh* Why oh Why won't this skanky bitch die already?? WTF is the big deal?
Nobody I know wants to fuck that skanky hillbilly...she's a legend in her own fucked up mind.
Here's a thought for you Skankney...Go Fuck Yourself! How about that?
@#56 STFU fucking dumbass cunt...that's what we come here for...go suck skankney's rotten pussy....it's obvious that you want to...

America gathers more trouble every day, folks!!

Looking forward to her follow up called 'Far-Canal Beach!'

#63 - THANK YOU ~ finally, I thought I was alone *gives cookie*

ummm...birtney's totally hot. I'd totally if you seek her.

Bah, all a bunch of whining. Bloodhound Gang were able to give out Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo without any problems.

I'm torn over her abs. I still think some kind of sheer covering would look better.

That is so last year... Irish band 'The Script' already released a single this year called 'If you See Kay'. Clearly someones been doing too much music 'sampling'...

That is so last year... Irish band 'The Script' already released a single this year called 'If you See Kay'. Clearly someones been doing too much music 'sampling'...

Who is Amy?

Idiot.

I've been listening to the song for ages, and I never worked that one out lol. I'm sure a child wouldn't have even guessed that one. This world has gone mad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sooo... do I to want to fuck Britney or Amy?

Someone hand me that edible cactus, I'll see where it fits the best.

These pictures are a couple months old now but I just want to point out - in case there are any doubters out there who are still dubious of Britney's return to sexy - compare these with the above pictures of Jessica Simpson. Britney looks like the hottest fucking thing ever.

I know Jessica can technically sing better than Britney but she is damn irritating. I prefer a hot blonde mess who is straight crazy, Jessica is just annoying.

I had heard the song a few times and never really got it, pop lyrics are usually so disposable I didn't pay it much attention, I thought it was a little lesbian type anthem ala that loser Katy Perry. Go figure.

ha ha.. maria- how jealous could you be? show a little bit more immature rage there... wow

i say rock on britney- success is hard earned- and she earns it- with dirty lyrics or clean

someone shoudl mention Brit or her songwriters are just ripping off the awesome Canadian group April Wine who had a minor radio hit with If You See Kay in 1980...get it iF yoU Cee Kay

someone should mention Brit or her songwriters are just ripping off the awesome Canadian group April Wine who had a minor radio hit with If You See Kay in 1980...get it iF yoU Cee Kay

Could you bring Jessica to the gym with you?

She is looking good again but she still has a terrible voice. Stop trying to sing, you can't. We just like to see you. Go into Porno. Make everyone happy.

what is wrong with 15, 33, 34, 35... Maria ? are you on crack? can't you say something productive. i guess you know BS personally to call her all those names.

Why hate on Britney? She is trying. Nice song. and a good video to go with it.