Jan 22 2009Bridget Marquardt in a bikini
Here's former Hugh Hefner arm-candy/Girl Next Door Bridget Marquardt filming her new reality show Bridget's Sexiest Beaches on the Gold Coast in Australia. She's with a legendary group of young women known as the Meter Maids who prevent parking tickets while wearing bikinis. I don't even know where to begin with how right everything I just said is.
In the meantime, if I ever have a daughter who comes home one day to say she's joined this outstanding organization, I'd weep tears of joy knowing I raised her right. Then I'd lock her in the basement until she's 40 because, seriously, where are these women keeping their quarters?

Reader Comments
1. woka - January 22, 2009 12:00 PM
first
2. woka - January 22, 2009 12:01 PM
not attractive one bit
3. La Dee Da - January 22, 2009 12:09 PM
Bridget was BY FAR my favorite Girl Next Door - she was cute and fun and had ambition and charisma and was interested and determined to do things outside the mansion - but a gold bikini?
Seriously?
She looked far better wearing the robe.
4. timmy - January 22, 2009 12:11 PM
I'd smell those holes...
5. havoc - January 22, 2009 12:13 PM
All three of them were prostitutes.
She was the least annoying.
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6. Maria - January 22, 2009 12:16 PM
GROSE, Cottage Cheese Legs, Fat Gut....Absolutely Disgusting!!!!
JUST PLAIN UGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
7. Pathetic Worm - January 22, 2009 12:18 PM
"You touch my car, I break your face (again)".
8. Cartman - January 22, 2009 12:18 PM
I'd hit it real hard.
9. Kelley - January 22, 2009 12:31 PM
AND the only Girl Next Door with real tits !! ... to NO. 6 ... Grose ?? Don't you mean gross ??
10. Kat - January 22, 2009 12:32 PM
She's totes sucking it in picture 6.
11. dude_on - January 22, 2009 12:34 PM
She is a whore's whore and she does it well.
12. Gomer's Pile - January 22, 2009 12:41 PM
I'd so wreck that! I dig the natural titties and slight paunch.
13. Alec Baldwin - January 22, 2009 12:42 PM
Motorboat
14. Jumpin_J - January 22, 2009 12:46 PM
I'm so moving to Australia and leaving my car at a meter.
15. copperfield - January 22, 2009 12:48 PM
What do you mean you question where they keep those quarters? Every magician knows where to find quarters. Behind their ears, silly!
16. California Red - January 22, 2009 12:49 PM
#6 is obviously perfect and is not interested in reality. I can only imagine what Maria looks like.
17. Em - January 22, 2009 12:53 PM
Seriously, she looks amazing for her age.
18. Deacon Jones - January 22, 2009 1:02 PM
@13 *HORF*
She looks like my ex- plus 30 pounds and 20 years of sun damage
I'm usually not picky, but she does nothing for me, except for that one on the far right in the last pic.
19. p0nk - January 22, 2009 1:08 PM
looks like they have built in credit-card swipes as well.
20. Yeah Right - January 22, 2009 1:11 PM
She said in a recent article that she's 5'-5" and 110 lbs....
Sure, you are, sweetie.
21. NipTuck - January 22, 2009 1:17 PM
She isn't fat.
She isn't even chunky.
I love her look!!
I adore her. Honestly, she looks completely normal and I would love to look like that.
22. better off dead - January 22, 2009 1:30 PM
i would eat her with tomato and letuce.lol
23. joseph zito - January 22, 2009 1:34 PM
i would eat her with tomato and letuce.
24. g - January 22, 2009 1:39 PM
R u sure they are real? Hm, I didn't know that, then she has an extremly nice figure naturally, she is gettin a lil old but lookin good, and def seemed like the smartest of the three from the show.
25. SATAN - January 22, 2009 1:46 PM
she should be embarrassed at the non-sexiness of her ass
26. JoeJam2845 - January 22, 2009 1:47 PM
Isn't it safe to say that Hot Women no matter the race will Follow the $$$!
27. juniper - January 22, 2009 2:03 PM
i hope shes the one that does black guys!
28. MassGrrl - January 22, 2009 2:09 PM
Her ass is not good.
29. Deacon Jones - January 22, 2009 2:37 PM
@27 Nah, all women
BTW, Ive seen trannies with smaller packages than hers
30. Me 2 - January 22, 2009 2:37 PM
When GND first came on I couldn't believe that she was over 30 so I regret to see that she's finally starting to show her age. Her body still looks good but the face is starting to go. It's hard to find pictures of her before GND, I bet she was hot as all hell in her 20s.
Oh and those meter maids are an awesome idea.
31. Ugly Old Face - January 22, 2009 2:52 PM
How old is she? She has a lot of wrinkles!!!
32. Deacon Jones - January 22, 2009 3:00 PM
These are two of the chicks we're getting in A.C. this weekend for a bachelor party. The blond is busted!
I guess I'll have to have my usual - 15 gin n tonics to get started.
http://www.perfect10entertainment.net/images/jenna.jpg>
http://www.perfect10entertainment.net/images/three2.jpg>
33. Funeral Guy - January 22, 2009 3:27 PM
Man, she looks good. You haters must have jerked off to fake tittied plastic whores for so long you've forgotten what a real woman looks like. I'd eat her up with a spoon.
34. judy - January 22, 2009 3:28 PM
the meter maids don't actually put money in the meters any more, they mostly just walk around Surfers Paradise and take photos with tourists.
35. Binky - January 22, 2009 3:41 PM
# 35 Oh Ok.
I remember when I was in Surfer's Paradise - they didn't put any cash in my meter - but I always thought it was because the old Holden wagon I bought over there was a piece of crap - and they wanted me out of town.
36. wendy - January 22, 2009 3:43 PM
I met her in person and she's tiny! Short and very petite. Pictures do not do her justice. She's very nice too.
37. OJ's Mom - January 22, 2009 3:48 PM
I bet her cunt smells like hard candy.
38. dykealicious - January 22, 2009 3:55 PM
I would much like to do sex with her.
39. Clem - January 22, 2009 3:57 PM
When I saw the main pic I thought that Cameron Diaz had grown a body!
40. just curious - January 22, 2009 3:59 PM
she definitely isn't 110 lbs but she looks real
41. Maria - January 22, 2009 4:05 PM
2 WORDS - FAT & OLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
42. yawn - January 22, 2009 4:15 PM
That ass looks wrinkled and sagged out , I guess Heff used to spend a fortune on all those Playboy pics, having it air brushed so that this over-the-hill prostitute could look "good"...and I'm not even gonna get started on her FACE...
43. khe0ps - January 22, 2009 4:16 PM
#42 go suck on your mother's dick u fat ugly no dick getting jealous old fart
44. dude - January 22, 2009 4:18 PM
Nice gut, slut!
45. NATALIE - January 22, 2009 4:25 PM
HOTTIE WITH A BODY.
46. NATALIE - January 22, 2009 4:25 PM
HOTTIE WITH A BODY.
47. EuroNeckPain - January 22, 2009 4:43 PM
Can you imagine what it would feel like, to still have to show your flesh in a gold bikini, guts sucked in, shoulders back, with a painful permanent grin on the face, when you're over 30... ? Common people always complain about their situation, but after all, I thinks it's much more comfortable to hide in a cubicle with computers and books, than to parade along the beach with stupid tickets and a dumb hat.
48. Maria - January 22, 2009 4:48 PM
Excuse Yourself #44!!!!!
The girl is OLD AND FAT!
Not one jealous bone in my body, just calling it was it is...and it is FATUGLY >WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! = BRIDGET!
49. Maria - January 22, 2009 4:48 PM
Excuse Yourself #44!!!!!
The girl is OLD AND FAT!
Not one jealous bone in my body, just calling it was it is...and it is FATUGLY >WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! = BRIDGET!
50. Maria - January 22, 2009 4:48 PM
Excuse Yourself #44!!!!!
The girl is OLD AND FAT!
Not one jealous bone in my body, just calling it was it is...and it is FATUGLY >WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! = BRIDGET!
51. Joy - January 22, 2009 5:28 PM
Unfortunately for Bridget, I saw Allesandra's photos first. There's no comparison. Bitch is out of shape and lacks hips.
52. Jeff - January 22, 2009 6:09 PM
#52
It is impossible for a fit woman to have hips. Big hips like Kim Kardassian are the result of overeating. She looks great!
53. Beth - January 22, 2009 6:13 PM
It is amusing how people call a nice looking lady old and fat. If you want to see a short fat chick then go to Kim Kardassian's site. Most Americans are overweight. She takes care of herself and it shows.
54. candy - January 22, 2009 7:15 PM
those just might be a contender for best tits in the business.
55. djsmith72 - January 22, 2009 7:35 PM
#48 you're a virgin aren't you?
She's hot, Alesandria is hotter yes, but she is way less real than Bridgette, Alesandria is a freak of nature she's so hot.
56. Navybean68 - January 22, 2009 8:02 PM
I think she looks good.
There was a study done recently where they digitally altered a naked woman and surveyed men and women alike to choose their ideal body size. The men chose the woman who was a size 12 whereas the women chose the one that was a size 8. In reality the average American woman is a size 14. If I had to guess I would say that Bridgette is a size 4.
And trust me, her boobs are real. I work for a plastic surgeon. My job is to stare at boobs all day, so I can call them when I see them!
57. Navybean68 - January 22, 2009 8:03 PM
And yes, I have a pretty AWESOME job!
58. Phil says, "huh?" - January 22, 2009 9:25 PM
Yea, by far the best looking, least annoying, and prolly least morally bankrupt of the three. I'd smash.
59. gerard Vandenberg - January 22, 2009 9:49 PM
well, THERE ARE MORE WORSE THINGS TO LOOK AT IN BUSINESS, folks!!
60. devilsrain - January 22, 2009 10:36 PM
WASHED UP
61. Mane - January 22, 2009 11:14 PM
Shes hotter than Marissa Miller mates...
62. Mane - January 22, 2009 11:16 PM
i mean shes burned...
63. tc - January 23, 2009 3:54 AM
I reckon she shaves her cunt.
64. Me 2 - January 23, 2009 10:10 AM
@53, I think you'll find that you're incorrect. Hips are part of the female bone structure.
65. Someone Else - January 23, 2009 10:14 AM
She's smaller than a 4. She is TINY in person. It's hard to gage because she's usually standing next to other small-ish women but she is a small, small girl.
66. Sweet Petite - January 23, 2009 11:18 AM
She looks like she is between size 4-6 depending on the vanity sizing. I suspect if she buys an expensive outfit then it might be a size 2 only because of the vanity sizing. She can't be a size 0-2 because this means one has no hips at all and she has little hips like me.
67. Doc - January 23, 2009 11:22 AM
#65
Yes hips are part of the bone structure, but when some women like Kim Kardassian gain weight; they gain it on their hips and butt and they get what is known as The Spread. Kim Kardassian was once petite and had small hips and butt until she started overeating. Bridget could have big hips if she overeats and then she would be fat.
68. CelluliteFucker - January 23, 2009 1:04 PM
I want to fuck the yogurt out of that ass.
69. maudina - January 23, 2009 1:22 PM
Bridget, Carmen Electra, Pam Anderson, I don't get it. Why don't they retire when they get old?
70. Claudia - January 23, 2009 2:03 PM
--70--
Why should they retire? They obviously still get work. It is too bad Bridget does not utilize her Communications degree.
71. Famous Plastic - January 23, 2009 2:06 PM
Her airbrushing team is working overtime...They can airbrush video, right?
72. Alex - January 23, 2009 5:15 PM
Aw I love Bridget! She's the only genuinely nice person out of 3 chicks. And, she's 100% prettier in person than she looks and seems.
73. t-loke - January 23, 2009 7:32 PM
Dang just give it up to her she is like 3o-something years old I guarantee you girls that are hating on her will look a 1oo times worse than that- MARIA!!! you a hater bitch, you probably have a tweety bird body with no ass!!! and the guys that are bagging on her are definitly GAY! I think she looks amazing! but then again Im not HATER so I would not see anything wrong with her, unless I really did see something wrong!
74. TALOKO - January 23, 2009 7:37 PM
Lets not forget that nobody is perfect and all you mothafuckas talking shyt aint no got damn better!! she is confident with a great personality!! that alone makes het Beautiful! and hot!! such heters online I swear!! nothing bettr to do but knock others to make your selves feel just a little better!! fucking sad!!
75. Am I A Celebrity? - January 23, 2009 8:11 PM
Whoa! Really cottage cheesy.
She didn't leave Hef... He booted her ass to the curb!!!
76. Anonymous Realist - January 23, 2009 8:31 PM
wrinkly, fat cow.
77. candie ann - January 23, 2009 10:14 PM
Theres 1 "fuckable" chick here, shes on the right of Bridget. Most of theses chicks look like they had fairly large lunches.
78. The Peoples Program - January 23, 2009 11:30 PM
Wow...there are a lot of beautiful women on this website...
79. The Peoples Program - January 23, 2009 11:31 PM
Wow...there are a lot of beautiful women on this website...
80. truko - January 24, 2009 1:59 PM
I'd fuck her anytime
81. no name - January 24, 2009 9:29 PM
Looking a little chubby there
82. jen - January 24, 2009 11:13 PM
love her! i like kendra too, she's a ghetto girl like me.. holly always kinda got on my nerves.
83. jen - January 24, 2009 11:14 PM
love her! i like kendra too, she's a ghetto girl like me.. holly always kinda got on my nerves.
84. Liz - January 25, 2009 12:25 AM
shes not fat- shes normal.
anyone who thinks she is fat needs to get real.
85. whatev - January 25, 2009 4:24 AM
ttly sucking it in!!
86. Attack of the Clones - January 25, 2009 11:01 AM
First, she's not all that attractive.
Second, are these different women lined up? THEY LOOK THE GODDAMNED SAME, every single one of them.
Jesus Christ, this is some sad shit ... all bleached blondes who obviously use the same "doctors" for all their needs. The IQ level of Australia drops 30 points whenever these girls come 'round.
87. SIN - January 25, 2009 9:29 PM
No wonder the women on this site hate her, or should i say are jealous of her. She looks great, she is healthy and has nice, real breast . Apparently, a real women scare most people on this site. SUCK IT BITCHES!!
88. Erin - January 26, 2009 4:10 PM
I think she looks happy, healthy, and normal. Is she a stick? no. Is she fat? no. Just looks like a normal, healthy body to me. I think she looks great!
89. dude - January 26, 2009 4:31 PM
Nice gut, slut!
Give it up. go home. Try to die with dignity.
90. SIN - January 27, 2009 5:11 AM
Man, you women here are SO JEALOUS of her its scary. She is 35 years old, has a MASTERS degree in communication and looks great.
You bitches wish you were 1/10th of what she is.
91. trix - January 27, 2009 4:52 PM
she's lost weight, big improvement. she was definitely the chub of the group for a long time. now that kendra and holly have moved on and found their own men and their own lives, maybe she realized if she didn't lose the poundage, she'd just be a quickly aging, washed up Z-list reality star.
92. Tifany - January 28, 2009 10:36 AM
all yall are JEALOUS.
shes gorgeous. and its real.
93. Provocative Girl - January 30, 2009 1:52 PM
bridget is my favorite! she was def the smartest of all hef's girlfriends! so what if she doesn't look like a plastic barbie doll, she still looks great!
www.provocativeremarks.com
94. Cyn Burton - January 30, 2009 8:00 PM
Whew. Dimples are cute but not that kind! Time to cover up that hind quarter Bridgette! Or get some of your brother's army buddies to sand paper them down for you.
95. Ginger - January 31, 2009 4:29 AM
This site is so full of trolls and jealous idiots.
I've never seen a 35 year old woman that looks that good in real life. In fact, I don't think many 25 year old women have that good of a body.
It should be a requirement on the internet that you have to post a picture of yourself before you can bash a celebrity's looks.
96. SIN - February 3, 2009 5:02 AM
I would give up my 69 Mustang for one night with her.
97. j - June 13, 2009 6:02 AM
I just want to say that for a woman in her late 30's she looks hot n even her butt looks bloody good. if i can look like that or close to that @ her age i'll be proud of myself.