Jan 22 2009Bridget Marquardt in a bikini

Here's former Hugh Hefner arm-candy/Girl Next Door Bridget Marquardt filming her new reality show Bridget's Sexiest Beaches on the Gold Coast in Australia. She's with a legendary group of young women known as the Meter Maids who prevent parking tickets while wearing bikinis. I don't even know where to begin with how right everything I just said is.

In the meantime, if I ever have a daughter who comes home one day to say she's joined this outstanding organization, I'd weep tears of joy knowing I raised her right. Then I'd lock her in the basement until she's 40 because, seriously, where are these women keeping their quarters?

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not attractive one bit

Bridget was BY FAR my favorite Girl Next Door - she was cute and fun and had ambition and charisma and was interested and determined to do things outside the mansion - but a gold bikini?

Seriously?

She looked far better wearing the robe.

I'd smell those holes...

All three of them were prostitutes.

She was the least annoying.

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GROSE, Cottage Cheese Legs, Fat Gut....Absolutely Disgusting!!!!
JUST PLAIN UGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"You touch my car, I break your face (again)".

I'd hit it real hard.

AND the only Girl Next Door with real tits !! ... to NO. 6 ... Grose ?? Don't you mean gross ??

She's totes sucking it in picture 6.

She is a whore's whore and she does it well.

I'd so wreck that! I dig the natural titties and slight paunch.

Motorboat

I'm so moving to Australia and leaving my car at a meter.

What do you mean you question where they keep those quarters? Every magician knows where to find quarters. Behind their ears, silly!

#6 is obviously perfect and is not interested in reality. I can only imagine what Maria looks like.

Seriously, she looks amazing for her age.

@13 *HORF*

She looks like my ex- plus 30 pounds and 20 years of sun damage

I'm usually not picky, but she does nothing for me, except for that one on the far right in the last pic.

looks like they have built in credit-card swipes as well.

She said in a recent article that she's 5'-5" and 110 lbs....
Sure, you are, sweetie.

She isn't fat.
She isn't even chunky.

I love her look!!

I adore her. Honestly, she looks completely normal and I would love to look like that.

i would eat her with tomato and letuce.lol

i would eat her with tomato and letuce.

R u sure they are real? Hm, I didn't know that, then she has an extremly nice figure naturally, she is gettin a lil old but lookin good, and def seemed like the smartest of the three from the show.

she should be embarrassed at the non-sexiness of her ass

Isn't it safe to say that Hot Women no matter the race will Follow the $$$!

i hope shes the one that does black guys!

Her ass is not good.

@27 Nah, all women

BTW, Ive seen trannies with smaller packages than hers

When GND first came on I couldn't believe that she was over 30 so I regret to see that she's finally starting to show her age. Her body still looks good but the face is starting to go. It's hard to find pictures of her before GND, I bet she was hot as all hell in her 20s.

Oh and those meter maids are an awesome idea.

How old is she? She has a lot of wrinkles!!!

These are two of the chicks we're getting in A.C. this weekend for a bachelor party. The blond is busted!

I guess I'll have to have my usual - 15 gin n tonics to get started.

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Man, she looks good. You haters must have jerked off to fake tittied plastic whores for so long you've forgotten what a real woman looks like. I'd eat her up with a spoon.

the meter maids don't actually put money in the meters any more, they mostly just walk around Surfers Paradise and take photos with tourists.

# 35 Oh Ok.
I remember when I was in Surfer's Paradise - they didn't put any cash in my meter - but I always thought it was because the old Holden wagon I bought over there was a piece of crap - and they wanted me out of town.

I met her in person and she's tiny! Short and very petite. Pictures do not do her justice. She's very nice too.

I bet her cunt smells like hard candy.

I would much like to do sex with her.

When I saw the main pic I thought that Cameron Diaz had grown a body!

she definitely isn't 110 lbs but she looks real

2 WORDS - FAT & OLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That ass looks wrinkled and sagged out , I guess Heff used to spend a fortune on all those Playboy pics, having it air brushed so that this over-the-hill prostitute could look "good"...and I'm not even gonna get started on her FACE...

#42 go suck on your mother's dick u fat ugly no dick getting jealous old fart

Nice gut, slut!

HOTTIE WITH A BODY.

HOTTIE WITH A BODY.

Can you imagine what it would feel like, to still have to show your flesh in a gold bikini, guts sucked in, shoulders back, with a painful permanent grin on the face, when you're over 30... ? Common people always complain about their situation, but after all, I thinks it's much more comfortable to hide in a cubicle with computers and books, than to parade along the beach with stupid tickets and a dumb hat.

Excuse Yourself #44!!!!!
The girl is OLD AND FAT!
Not one jealous bone in my body, just calling it was it is...and it is FATUGLY >WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! = BRIDGET!

Excuse Yourself #44!!!!!
The girl is OLD AND FAT!
Not one jealous bone in my body, just calling it was it is...and it is FATUGLY >WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! = BRIDGET!

Excuse Yourself #44!!!!!
The girl is OLD AND FAT!
Not one jealous bone in my body, just calling it was it is...and it is FATUGLY >WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! = BRIDGET!

Unfortunately for Bridget, I saw Allesandra's photos first. There's no comparison. Bitch is out of shape and lacks hips.

#52

It is impossible for a fit woman to have hips. Big hips like Kim Kardassian are the result of overeating. She looks great!

It is amusing how people call a nice looking lady old and fat. If you want to see a short fat chick then go to Kim Kardassian's site. Most Americans are overweight. She takes care of herself and it shows.

those just might be a contender for best tits in the business.

#48 you're a virgin aren't you?
She's hot, Alesandria is hotter yes, but she is way less real than Bridgette, Alesandria is a freak of nature she's so hot.

I think she looks good.

There was a study done recently where they digitally altered a naked woman and surveyed men and women alike to choose their ideal body size. The men chose the woman who was a size 12 whereas the women chose the one that was a size 8. In reality the average American woman is a size 14. If I had to guess I would say that Bridgette is a size 4.

And trust me, her boobs are real. I work for a plastic surgeon. My job is to stare at boobs all day, so I can call them when I see them!

And yes, I have a pretty AWESOME job!

Yea, by far the best looking, least annoying, and prolly least morally bankrupt of the three. I'd smash.

well, THERE ARE MORE WORSE THINGS TO LOOK AT IN BUSINESS, folks!!

WASHED UP

Shes hotter than Marissa Miller mates...

i mean shes burned...

I reckon she shaves her cunt.

@53, I think you'll find that you're incorrect. Hips are part of the female bone structure.

She's smaller than a 4. She is TINY in person. It's hard to gage because she's usually standing next to other small-ish women but she is a small, small girl.

She looks like she is between size 4-6 depending on the vanity sizing. I suspect if she buys an expensive outfit then it might be a size 2 only because of the vanity sizing. She can't be a size 0-2 because this means one has no hips at all and she has little hips like me.

#65

Yes hips are part of the bone structure, but when some women like Kim Kardassian gain weight; they gain it on their hips and butt and they get what is known as The Spread. Kim Kardassian was once petite and had small hips and butt until she started overeating. Bridget could have big hips if she overeats and then she would be fat.

I want to fuck the yogurt out of that ass.

Bridget, Carmen Electra, Pam Anderson, I don't get it. Why don't they retire when they get old?

--70--
Why should they retire? They obviously still get work. It is too bad Bridget does not utilize her Communications degree.

Her airbrushing team is working overtime...They can airbrush video, right?

Aw I love Bridget! She's the only genuinely nice person out of 3 chicks. And, she's 100% prettier in person than she looks and seems.

Dang just give it up to her she is like 3o-something years old I guarantee you girls that are hating on her will look a 1oo times worse than that- MARIA!!! you a hater bitch, you probably have a tweety bird body with no ass!!! and the guys that are bagging on her are definitly GAY! I think she looks amazing! but then again Im not HATER so I would not see anything wrong with her, unless I really did see something wrong!

Lets not forget that nobody is perfect and all you mothafuckas talking shyt aint no got damn better!! she is confident with a great personality!! that alone makes het Beautiful! and hot!! such heters online I swear!! nothing bettr to do but knock others to make your selves feel just a little better!! fucking sad!!

Whoa! Really cottage cheesy.

She didn't leave Hef... He booted her ass to the curb!!!

wrinkly, fat cow.

Theres 1 "fuckable" chick here, shes on the right of Bridget. Most of theses chicks look like they had fairly large lunches.

Wow...there are a lot of beautiful women on this website...

Wow...there are a lot of beautiful women on this website...

I'd fuck her anytime

Looking a little chubby there

love her! i like kendra too, she's a ghetto girl like me.. holly always kinda got on my nerves.

love her! i like kendra too, she's a ghetto girl like me.. holly always kinda got on my nerves.

shes not fat- shes normal.

anyone who thinks she is fat needs to get real.

ttly sucking it in!!

First, she's not all that attractive.
Second, are these different women lined up? THEY LOOK THE GODDAMNED SAME, every single one of them.
Jesus Christ, this is some sad shit ... all bleached blondes who obviously use the same "doctors" for all their needs. The IQ level of Australia drops 30 points whenever these girls come 'round.

No wonder the women on this site hate her, or should i say are jealous of her. She looks great, she is healthy and has nice, real breast . Apparently, a real women scare most people on this site. SUCK IT BITCHES!!

I think she looks happy, healthy, and normal. Is she a stick? no. Is she fat? no. Just looks like a normal, healthy body to me. I think she looks great!

Nice gut, slut!
Give it up. go home. Try to die with dignity.

Man, you women here are SO JEALOUS of her its scary. She is 35 years old, has a MASTERS degree in communication and looks great.
You bitches wish you were 1/10th of what she is.

she's lost weight, big improvement. she was definitely the chub of the group for a long time. now that kendra and holly have moved on and found their own men and their own lives, maybe she realized if she didn't lose the poundage, she'd just be a quickly aging, washed up Z-list reality star.

all yall are JEALOUS.
shes gorgeous. and its real.

bridget is my favorite! she was def the smartest of all hef's girlfriends! so what if she doesn't look like a plastic barbie doll, she still looks great!

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Whew. Dimples are cute but not that kind! Time to cover up that hind quarter Bridgette! Or get some of your brother's army buddies to sand paper them down for you.

This site is so full of trolls and jealous idiots.

I've never seen a 35 year old woman that looks that good in real life. In fact, I don't think many 25 year old women have that good of a body.

It should be a requirement on the internet that you have to post a picture of yourself before you can bash a celebrity's looks.

I would give up my 69 Mustang for one night with her.

I just want to say that for a woman in her late 30's she looks hot n even her butt looks bloody good. if i can look like that or close to that @ her age i'll be proud of myself.

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