Jan 7 2009Brad Pitt on Jennifer Aniston

Why the fuck is bringing this shit up. A dude cheats on a girl he moves on. I see why Jen is doing it. A chick gets cheated on she keeps talking about it for life. He's Brad fucking Pitt. Just say "pshhh" and wave his hand in the air.

By the way. Jen > Angelina. Totally.

third?

B.S. Brad. What goes around comes around.

Brad looks Gangster!!

Gangster grandpa maybe..

he said dastardly

I think that Brad, Angelina and Jen should all just agree to punch anybody in the face that tries to bring this crap up. Who cares anymore!?

Too bad our military dont torture anymore, Mr and Mrs Smith should be used as a torturing tool..."Jen is a sweetheart" im sure she wont hesitate to throw ninja dart at your effing head...just shut up...

"Jen is a sweetheart."

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I have a feeling Aniston has already called the hitman.

But whatever, Brad, put a sock in it. You cheated. Own your guilt.

First off the new Fish is improving - Sure, I had baggage with the loss of the previous genius. I simply hope he is not behind bars and left on decent terms. Okay, actually I couldn't care less but dude was flat out gifted.

Brad appears confused with his revisionist history. Somehow I remember Jen getting the news via tabloid like the rest of us. Isn't the unwritten rule in H'wood not to screw your married co-star with intentions of repopulating multiple continents? Let's remember to take a look at AJ's ass when she turns 40. I'm putting it on my desk calendar now.

These two are tools. & Im starting to like the writing again.

He didn't say which one was better in bed. That would have put a cap on the whole thing.

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Personally, I think that he was just covering for her. I mean why would you go and say that when everyone knows that it is probably not the truth? maybe he should just come clean and talk about how he likes to seed others

By the looks of his sun damaged face, Jen will probably be this soon-to-be feeble hottie out of her life when he's wearing pants up to his chest, walking with a cane, and joking that he could impregnate strangers, who will stare at him like uncomfortable Hugh Hefner girlfriends.
Moving on.....

By the looks of his sun damaged face, Jen will probably be glad that this soon-to-be feeble hottie is out of her life when he's wearing pants up to his chest, walking with a cane, and joking that he could impregnate strangers, who will stare at him like uncomfortable Hugh Hefner girlfriends.
Moving on.....

By the way, "Brad Pitt on Jennifer Aniston" implies sex tape. Let's have it.

Hey # 13 can I get me a 19 year old Chinese hottie without a razor blade in her pussy?

He should just arrange a 3-way with Jen and An(jaw)le. Bang em both on a regular basis.

"Brad Pitt on Jennifer Anniston"

What, again?

Goddamn he looks old! Aw... usually men look better as they age, but... wow. He's ucky now~!

I wonder if Jen took it up the ass? I am sure Angie does it all.

Translation: "I'm keeping Jen on Speed Dial in case Angie gets too whiney."

Smoker's Face.

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reminds me of Charley Horse from Shari Lewis

#12, I'm guessing Angie baby is better in bed. Otherwise, don't think Brad would have so many kids that implies a longer-lasting relationship. If Jen was all that and keeping her man happy at home, he wouldn't have gone elsewhere for what he wasn't getting from her. Just guessing here......

Gee, look at Bradley going all Ernest Hemmingway-like in these pix.

Yup, "The Old Man and the Sea" redux.

And by "The Old Man and the Sea" I mean Brad not telling the world what we REALLY want to know:

1. Who gives better head? Jen or Angie (my money's on Angie).
2. Does Angie wear a "Jen mask" when he bangs her to taunt him? and
3. Are any of the three of them ever gonna make anything worth seeing? EVER?

WTF! That is a misleading title Fish! I want pr0n!

Supposedly Angie has a wicked jealous streak, which is kind of funny considering she's got Brad, babies, beauty and a body (I know there is debate about the last two). If she is the jealous type, that "sweetheart" comment from Brad will really piss her off.

I am somewhat ashamed to say the thought of that brings me a bit of joy. She just seems so damn smug about her fricken' life. However, with all those kids the odds are good that she will get her mothering ass kicked by at least one of them when they are teenagers.

So,he's stuck with a crazy,bubbleheaded fug whose poison tipped vein-riddled claws are capable of ripping him to shreds,so you better fucking believe Aniston is a "sweetheart" in comparison.

He TOTALLY cheated on Jen. Who the hell is he trying to kid? People that believe everything they hear??? He should run for president.

He looks like he's going for that "older distinguished" "I'm an old wise actor" look. It's kind of funny. Reminds me of Leonardo Dicaprio (only he'll always look and talk like a 16 year old, no matter how many glares he gives the cameras and how much stubble he grows). Hey guys! The new look for the summer is "older man in thought". Grecian formulas sales have dropped, but will pick back up when this fad is over as well.

#26 - Sunflower, I don't think the amount of children proves that a woman is good in bed...that is the most DASTARDLY think I have ever heard! By your assumption, Michelle Duggar must be better in bed than the best porn star out there. IMHO, children ruin sex lives....at least that's what my childed friends complain about which is very confusing since they keep on popping them out and adding to the misery (I wouldn't know - I'm happily childfree and my sex life is fantastic).

Oh and I don't blame Jen at all for the constant chatter about Brad and Angie - it's the media that refuses to drop it....I bet all 3 would love to see an end to this stupid debate.

He looks gross

I know I'm gonna get all kinds of jumped on for this, but I don't believe they had an affair. It is possible to start to fall in love with someone without sleeping with them, the same way you can be sleeping with someone and not love them.

Where there's smoke there's fire: however, no smoke here. Tons of people on that set said all kinds of things about a "connection" and "amazing friendship", etc...but no one suggested they thought they were sleeping together. I honestly believe Brad broke the news to Jen before he slept with Angie.

Let the jumping on me and calling me naive begin.

This is what a person looks like when their essence has been sucked out. Remember how he looked with Jen? Sure, he's older now... but not that much older.

31 - missywissy - ha ha! 'Older man in thought' - yes, that's it exactly. He has such delusions of gravitas, like having some coffee table architecture books, fortune cookie views on politics and a collection of Children of the World real life figurines makes him some intellectual heavyweight, instead of the excuse for a bubblehead he so obviously is. Lamprey lips is no better. The multiple adoptions aren't evidence of compassion, they're evidence that she wants. it. all. Drugs, men, kids - hoover 'em up. I'm waiting for the day when it turns out she's fucking John Mayer.

Why is it every time I see this guy he looks more and more like Gary Ridgway, the Green River Killer???

#31 and #36, I'm laughing. This must be the first instance in history of a "daguerrotype" photograph that has been airbrushed. They let some pores through but axed the wrinkles. The ( airbrushed ) harshness of his face means that he is supposed to be all rugged, wise and mature, having moved on from his pretty boy past. Except in the thought bubble above his head all I can see is: "Who should I bang next, who should I bang next, I don't know who I am, I am completely empty, who should I bang next."

And I am amazed that he keeps bringing up Mr. and Mrs. Smith as if it were this romantic memento of a sincere and everlasting love. It's a memento of the time when Angelina had a nice figure, that's about it. Otherwise, last time I checked it was about two people who hate each others' guts chasing each other around a kitchen table with Uzis. This must be his way of sending out a signal that he is in a living hell down in that chateau. You know that he is.

Wow he looks like shit. Now he's old, haha.

Film rules. If that's not film, I want to know what filter they used in photoshop!

To #22....yep. While making Alexander, Colin Farrel stated in an interview that Angie was wild in bed; she'd do ANYTHING, anything at all! Seems it has been her pattern to screw her co-stars, just ask Jenny Shimatzu....wink!! Heard rumors that she even did ole Clint Eastwood when making Changeling....talk is they have an "open" relationship....so maybe a threesome isn't far off, ya think? Both Bi, and Bi iz as Bi doz

Wow Brad Pitt looks so old. He got worse with age and same goes for Angelina Jolie. Both are so run-down and tired looking.

Jennifer Aniston on the other hand is still glowing and vibrant looking :)

BRAD PITT
Sucky movie...The curious case of Benjamin BORING!
Sucky actor
Sucky liar...you cheated...period...end of story

You're just another cheating Hollywood actor. But don't worry, no one expects anything more from you. Get over yourself

This whole thing made me laugh so hard, + like in other articles GREAT dialogs !!! LOVE this blog !

BTW, John Mayer is the one who confirmed Pitt cheated! When Mayer and Jen broke up, he said because he wasn't going to cheat on her like she'd been done to before.

Hey 42, you'd be tired too if you had to take care of six babies.

Your fuckstock is assprone, nutcocker.

:P FUG

LOL #45....I agree, "you'd be tired too if you had to take care of six babies"....not to mention "shoveling rice in Somalia on the weekends, for fun!". Brad's life is over. George Clooney needs to swoop in and rescue him!

Oh PLEASE. They don't take care of those kids- they've got 50 nannies to do it for them. They are too busy parading down the red carpet to bother with the brood.

It's now official: all three of them are publicity whores. At least Jen can take comfort in knowing that Brad married her, which makes her less of a whore than Angie.

First could he sound like anymore of D-bag.
B) I love how he thinks he is in any way able to certify that they didn't have an affair. The time line speaks for itself A-hole.
3) him saying he didn't have an affair is like a crack addict saying they don't do drugs, of course he's going to say that he's a fucking liar cheaters are liars they are one in the same (slutty cheating girls and gross cheating guys areliars and they usually don't just cheat they pull other shit too it always spills over into other areas of their lives). I just love how he thinks his word is reliable and that we'll all be like "well if the d-bag cheater says he didn't cheat I guess he didn't", ya sorry MAN it doesn't work that.
Lastly. The guy is dumb as fucking shit donkeys (and ugly as crap, I always thought he looked like Barney Rubble and could never understand why my fellow ladies gave a shit about him).
Fact is Angie tells him what to say, wear, and do. She fucked him repeatedly in her Mr. and Mrs. Lame trailer and then told him "Oh BTW we never had an affair and we conducted ourselves with the utmost dignity OK". Brad then asked what dignity meant and told her he wanted some juice and his blankey for nap time please. True story.

I love how people say you'd be tired if you had to take care of 6 kids, as if kids are like prostate or breast cancer and it just happens to you. People who are sick through no fault of their own look tired and shitty and it's completely justifiable. These retards decided to have 6 kids so why use that in their defense. Even with all the nannies it's clear that six kids is too much for them ( he's aged 20 years) and yet they want more. They have more kids than years together as a couple. LAME. It's about quality not quantity. I'd rather be an awesome parent to one kid that a shitty parent to six kids. I guanratee this whole shabacle of baby craziness will end really, really, badly.

In 20 years time Angelina Jolie will become the new Madonna.
Just as Madonna became the new Char.
There must always be one cracked out super whore in the public eye.

Negrodamus has spoken.

Well they say you get the face you deserve.

Amen Negrodamus!

....................YOU FULL TIME IDIOT!!

GOD what a douche.
Obviously there was an affair. People always respond like "oh well you weren't there" when those of us with brains and the ability to put one plus two together assert that. Well fuck, I wasn't at world war one or two either, but I fucking know they happened. In all three cases it's well documented and the time line and unfolding events speak for themsleves.
Remember this is the same shithead who told GQ he never had a mid life crisis and mused that he must have had it in his thirties. Dipwad, right around the 40 year mark you announced your seperation from your wife who you'd been with for seven years and immediately, before the divorce papers were even drawn up, hooked up with your costar who you'd known for a whole whopping year and who you were rumoured to be banging, completely changed your lifestyle and became a surrogate father to her adopted child, went and adopted a child with her in Africa (a continent you never gave a shit about before), knocked her up (possibly before the divorce was finalized) and watched her birth your bastard, I mean whitey love child, in your favorite vacay spot; the third world and then the continued on with a nomadic life of baby collecting, impregnating, and becoming the self appointed couple version of princess Di meets Mother theresa talking about third world poverty and genocides and other such worthy causes (whilst living in 70 million dollar chateau's and flying on private planes, because that's just how humanitarains roll). Ya dude I think you had a mid life crisis. YThe guy is the definition of a mimbo and now that he's ugly it's even sadder.

I hate all three of them and have asked Santa repeatedly to send them to the moon, but he has yet to comply.

Jen's Pr people went across the Internet waiting to post lol.
Looks like he is answering the question every one wanted answered then when he do Jen's people cry fowl any way.
Accept it....he did not cheat and Aniston know it. Let's end the triangle or do you Jen people need it that bad. Like Jen has no other way of getting a movie with out playing the triangle.

45. missywissy - January 7, 2009 8:20 PM

BTW, John Mayer is the one who confirmed Pitt cheated! When Mayer and Jen broke up, he said because he wasn't going to cheat on her like she'd been done to before.

Hey 42, you'd be tired too if you had to take care of six babies.
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Mayer only know what Jen and CAA tell him since John was not there to witness any thing. So they told John a lie. Jen and CAA seem to be handed John a ball of lies on a silver plate. I don't feel sorry for John he is a grown man and should know better.
Jen fans need to get over it then move on. He didn't cheat let go and move on.

A coupla' "I have no life" observations from yours truly:

A: Brad Pitt's aging is allegedly 'smoker's face', yet look at how well Ed Harris has aged. He smokes non filter cigs. Not to mention Viggo Mortensen, who also smokes. They look fine.

My guess would be the fact that he not only abused anabolic steroids, but that he is a vegetarian, which means he does not get proper nutrition.

B: Colin Farrell hit that first! True playa'! Brad is such a pushover and a douche, ever seen an interview with him? He is an idiot!

The relationship with Angie ain't gonna last. She's probably already SERIOUSLY cut down on the times she allows Pitt to dip his fuckstick because of hormone changes after babies, something ALL husbands suffer through. So, being the "superstar" dick that he is, he start muff-diving on some hardbody and get busted. LUCKY FUCK!!!

He looks so old! He and angie have aged 10 years in the last 3. I guess its hard to sleep with 20 toddlers at the house, but don't they have staff to take care of them, man they look deflated. I guess he's going for a robert redford look, but he's about 20 years too young for it. I think benjamin buttons invaded his head and he's all age confused now. always making these nostalgic this one's for antiquity lines. Geez. I miss my gorgeous movie stars.
I got an idea, they should try putting brad and angie in a movie together. One tht doesn't suck balls. Maybe where they are both spies who do spy things, instead of spies who have tired relationship arguements that make me want to gauge my eyes out. it'd be nice to see a flick with the two of them that i don't have to mute.
just saying

what happened to his face?!?!?!??!?

Hey, Brad, keep workin' that Burl Ives beard, grandpa!

We know you cheated on Jennifer and we also know that Angie will dump you as soon as she finds someone more young and virile to carry the diaper bag.

If the thinks he handled his exit well with Jen 9who annoys me terribly) and that he didn't cheat, I guess when he does the same thing to Angie he'll believe he handled it well and didn't cheat. What an A-hole. A lot of butt ugly girls believe they're hot, and useless guys believe they are handy men and politicians believe they are in the right, people believe all kinds of idiotic bullshit that makes them feel better about themselves. So who the fuck cares if he believe he didn;t cheat, that's like fat chicks who don't think they are unhealthy, um dude you did cheat, we all know it and you're just in denial and an idiot.

AMEN #57!!!!!!!!!!!

Couldn't have said it better myself.

Jen is body sexy and has a young man in bed I quess she is better

#60:
Where did you hear he used steriods and is a vegitarian?

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BRAD: Jen, it's Brad. Just called to say we're getting a divorce, so, uh, hey , no hard feelings. *hangs up phone*
ANGELINA: Did you do it?
BRAD: Yep.
ANGELINA: Good. I'm ovulating.
BRAD: Sweet!
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brad is a freak, angie is the crazy one and i mean crazy as in freaking mental nut not funny, poor jennifer is stuck in the middle of these 2 loons and doesnt even ask for it. Cant brad and angie pick on some one else. its been four years or more and jen is single lucky, while those two are acting out like pinky and the brain.

"Sex-craved"?