Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie attended the 14th Annual Critics Choice Award last night where they were nominated for various categories and basically lost in every single one. But even more amazing, is that I could see Angelina Jolie's legs and there wasn't a newborn baby sliding down them. Unless he read the instructions on her cervix and did a "tuck and roll" in between shutter flashes. Smart kid.
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Reader Comments
1. Grandpa - January 9, 2009 6:45 PM
Beat her, beat her with a dildo!!
2. Stabby the Guard - January 9, 2009 6:45 PM
First!
3. jyn - January 9, 2009 6:45 PM
Brad is looking good in these pics.
4. p0nk - January 9, 2009 6:46 PM
just look at the size of that kotex she has to carry around. It takes a RichPort anaconda special to satisfy that woman.
5. childish, yes. - January 9, 2009 6:46 PM
First again, cunts.
6. Stabby the Guard - January 9, 2009 6:46 PM
Jolie doesnt look so hot here
7. marjayna - January 9, 2009 6:52 PM
what are you talking about? She is beautiful. You are either a jealous ugly woman or a bitter man who knows you could never have a woman even half that attractive.
8. jaime - January 9, 2009 6:57 PM
agree!!! i think she is soooo hot.
she needs more of a man than brad....
9. Rowan - January 9, 2009 6:57 PM
The last 3 sentences on the caption made me spit out my water! TOO funny!!!!
10. Mike Hawk - January 9, 2009 6:59 PM
Meh
11. mixedmartialartvideos.com - January 9, 2009 7:01 PM
she knows how to use them
12. miggs - January 9, 2009 7:08 PM
Her legs are so slender, and yet she can use them to slowly squeeze the life out of Brad Pitt while he licks her. Usually that gives a guy a shiny face, but in Brad's case it gives him a much older guy's face. Perhaps she's not only got the Joker's huge mouth smile, but also one of his surprise squirter weapons.
13. Squishy - January 9, 2009 7:09 PM
The what awards??? As who cares awards!!! They looked fabulous as always!
14. Willy - January 9, 2009 7:09 PM
She's only had three kids in like... a few years. That's... pretty normal.
15. Max Planck - January 9, 2009 7:09 PM
Are they silicone or collagen?
16. vanillabean - January 9, 2009 7:14 PM
At least she picked a dress to hide her dumb arm tatoos. She should have worn her hair down so we didn't have to look at one on the back of her though.
17. ryan connors - January 9, 2009 7:34 PM
Shes on Fire Here
18. perry - January 9, 2009 7:44 PM
she does look very pretty, and brad, as always looks great. but i still strongly dislike her.
19. hollywood_hillbilly - January 9, 2009 8:06 PM
Brad should grow a ZZ Top beard.
20. Randal - January 9, 2009 8:06 PM
There's a lot of beauty and talent packet away in the white dress that Angelina is wearing, hugging her fit form as well as her movies smash box office records.
Randal
21. Kamakazi Kunt - January 9, 2009 8:10 PM
You can start seeing her age slowly...
22. jaimie - January 9, 2009 8:31 PM
god shes gorgeous.
23. Jay T. - January 9, 2009 8:35 PM
She is not going to age well, you can tell. Doesn't have the skin for it.
24. Lady Godiva - January 9, 2009 8:43 PM
It's about fuckin time you fixed the images!! That was so annoying. Hey kunt numbah 21, everyone ages, welcome to earth!!! BUT as she gets older, she gets more beautiful, like fine wine. Jeez she really needs to dump that pig nosed old douche, (the idiot with a goatee.) She can do 200% more better, that's for sure. She's fuckin stunning, so much that it hurtsssssssss. yowch!
25. Guest - January 9, 2009 8:54 PM
Ughh!!
Most beautiful couple in the WORLD!
Shiloh (she's their biological one, right?)
Is sooo lucky - best genes *ever*
She is so gorgeous . . . !!
<3
26. Guest - January 9, 2009 8:54 PM
Ughh!!
Most beautiful couple in the WORLD!
Shiloh (she's their biological one, right?)
Is sooo lucky - best genes *ever*
She is so gorgeous . . . !!
<3
27. justshoes - January 9, 2009 8:55 PM
Does anybody elses pics NOT WORK!?!?!?
28. justshoes - January 9, 2009 8:55 PM
Does anybody elses pics NOT WORK!?!?!?
29. justshoes - January 9, 2009 8:55 PM
Does anybody elses pics NOT WORK!?!?!?
30. taylor - January 9, 2009 9:00 PM
The dress sucks. Period.
31. emmaleigh - January 9, 2009 9:14 PM
she doesn't have a very sexy body
32. emmaleigh - January 9, 2009 9:14 PM
she doesn't have a very sexy body
33. patrickridyard@yahoo.com - January 9, 2009 10:00 PM
angeline jolie as nice long lengggggggggggg p.s. cunt sorry as p.s brit ass hole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
34. venomhed - January 9, 2009 10:28 PM
Anyone that thinks Jolie has a nice body is sick. She has NO body and is all face. Super skinny, pale, weak looking body, gross.
Kim Kardashian has a body.
35. gerard Vandenberg - January 9, 2009 11:19 PM
This is.............................................................REALLY DISGUSTING, folks!!
36. Fati - January 9, 2009 11:54 PM
i don't think she has a good body either. way too skinny. and those tattoos didn't do much good either. but please.. when you see her face your forget to look at the rest. she might as well have a big red balloon instead of a body.
37. fuckstocker - January 10, 2009 12:01 AM
Angelina Jolie
Your fuckstock is assprone, nutcocker.
38. timmy the dying boy - January 10, 2009 12:04 AM
Goddamn it, haven't we seen enough of that self-aggrandizing stick insect yet? I'd rather see more of the wacky adventures of Heidi and Spencer.
39. lola richie - January 10, 2009 12:06 AM
Am I the only person who thinks she is unattractive here? I am not fat or ugly or a jealous man either. I normally defend thin women, but she either needs to lift a bit or gain 5 pounds. She has got an odd chipmunk face and a teen boy body. I normally don't say these things, but I feel that she is a self serving person and it just feels right
40. Britsarebest - January 10, 2009 12:35 AM
I really like Jolie .... but I agree this is not the greatest outfit for her - but she has a beautiful face and I don't think anyone would look good in that dress....
41. nena - January 10, 2009 1:49 AM
too short for this dress
42. IALICE - January 10, 2009 2:01 AM
Angelina is so beautiful, but her hairdo here isn't so great.. And anyone who hates her need a life and stop calling her a slut.. I bet you guys can't do even a small portion of what she does to make the world a better place.
43. Danklin24 - January 10, 2009 2:39 AM
Is it me or does she have a skinned knee in the first pic? No, thats not attractive...at all.
44. i'm just a girl... - January 10, 2009 2:48 AM
she already gained weight. any more weight would make her fat, but i guess acceptable by people on here. you say shes skinny? look at her arms, thats not skinny. i miss her old face though, she now has a slightly plump face. which looks good still i guess, because shes Angelina Jolie and one of a kind. i think her and Johnny Depp would look much hotter together.
45. compeak - January 10, 2009 3:12 AM
Angelina beautiful i love you
46. compeak - January 10, 2009 3:14 AM
Angelina beautiful i love you
47. compeak - January 10, 2009 3:14 AM
Angelina beautiful i love you
48. nena - January 10, 2009 3:30 AM
short for this dress
49. Alex - January 10, 2009 3:32 AM
Her face is so creepy. It's like a shiny, lifeless mannequin.
50. Neil - January 10, 2009 3:37 AM
Another blog leaching off Angie's fame. You and the other parasitic AND lazy pop/culture sites have become a joke and are quickly becoming a dime a dozen with each passing month. I look forward to the day when you're 'dissing' desperately for your share of the 'hits'.
51. Krista - January 10, 2009 5:17 AM
Angelina is one of the most prettiest women on the world.. Her whole appereance aristocratic. in every inch. and I disagree on that her age matters something.. ! An adult woman, mother and so beau.
52. Tim - January 10, 2009 9:27 AM
I think she's had some plastic surgery or botox or something. She looks quite different than she did some years ago. Faker, plastier. Still pretty, but less natural.
And legs/body was never her thing. I don't remember a whole lot of photospreads that weren't primarily focused on her face. And she herself never really dressed cleavagey, leggy or else bodylicious.
53. Matt - January 10, 2009 9:29 AM
Come on ... you got way prettier girls out there than ANGELINA JOLIE.
she's sillicony and seems so fucking fake!
i prefer beautifully naturally looking women than to look at that.
54. Lulu - January 10, 2009 10:03 AM
Lord, she's beautiful!!!!!!!!!!!
55. GG1000 - January 10, 2009 11:07 AM
She's super skinny again and it looks like she had a facelift - her face is so taut and shiny and her eyes have that cat-like look when everything's been pulled back.
56. Sport - January 10, 2009 11:20 AM
Eat something would ya?
57. Anabel - January 10, 2009 11:22 AM
I wish she would wipe that smug look off her face.
58. A Real Guy - January 10, 2009 11:27 AM
OMG she is so hottttttttttttttt
Caught myself staring at her and got hard. Wondering what she would be like in bed. She looks like she would be highly active. Shit that women is hotttttttttttt.
I would hit that all night long. Yeah Brad man o man.
Some of you jealous as hell women are posting under men names. What a joke you are....no man ain't looking at all that and saying "she look plastic, she look like she has plastic surgery" You are fake posters.
If you are a man you are trying to figure out how to get under that f*cking spit in the skit and do she got them little panties on.
Bunch of jealous c*nts are jealous of her and posting.
59. The Authority - January 10, 2009 12:09 PM
This dress is unflattering... makes her look boxy, and gives her football shoulders. Yeah I'm a woman, but I don't see anything to be jealous of from this picture.
60. A Real Guy - January 10, 2009 12:12 PM
Posters that don't like her why click in here if you don't like her. You hate the lady and trash talk her. That still make her popular because you are not changing any one's mind. I still find her so very hot, bitter words didn't sway me at.
Why don't you just not click in. That would show you don't like her. Low post-kill a person quicker than high post. You make post after post changing your name just to trash some one you don't like.
Angelina is the winner with that hott looking tight body and you sitting there behind a keyboard posting hate garbage about her. She sure keeps your attention to stay on her blog.
61. JoeJam2845 - January 10, 2009 12:50 PM
Forget leggy, what about Starvation? God...is this all we have to look forward to with actresses is Anorexic city??
62. LL - January 10, 2009 1:38 PM
She looks like a goddess. She is thin but I think it looks nice and really, her face is so beautiful, who cares if she doesn't have a big ass.
63. blady02 - January 10, 2009 1:48 PM
They lost because they are losers! She is weird looking and unattractive. Man body with legs! The older they get the uglier they get and their acting sucks!
64. Girlwholovesporn - January 10, 2009 3:08 PM
Looking washed up angie...time to retire!
65. Elizabeth - January 10, 2009 3:18 PM
In response to "A real guy" I know many men that do not find her attractive and did not find her attractive even a few years back when she looked better. I honestly do not believe that anyone on here is jealous of her, there is nothing to be jealous of. There are plenty of woman that look better than her now. You are probably a young guy that gets hard from anything.
66. Somalia - January 10, 2009 3:33 PM
She makes me want to eat a big greasy american hamburger!
67. ms.W - January 10, 2009 3:37 PM
I'm a woman and think she's a goddess. I can like her and not be jealous of her, unlike some other women. I just appreciate her beauty.
68. shes pretty - January 10, 2009 3:50 PM
she is beautiful. Jewface beedy eyed Maniston could NEVER be that pretty
69. jillyro - January 10, 2009 4:14 PM
She's gorgeous, yeah she's a little too thin, but with Angelina it's the whole package that makes her sexy, mysterious and stunning. She looks like a delicate swan in these pics, yet you know she's just sexy as hell the way she holds herself. If she does end up not making movies for a bit, Hollywood and blogs will miss her, she's amazing to watch, love her or hate, on screen and in movies, she just has "it", she gets people talking. I like her.
70. missywissy - January 10, 2009 4:32 PM
I like the dress, it's the color that makes it "old lady". I just don't get this "polished" vibe she's sending... It seems so... SUPERFICIAL.
71. Lain - January 10, 2009 5:47 PM
I'm sorry, but lately I feel as if Angie has gone anorexic and her face is not as full, perhaps due to aging. But I don't see her attractive anymore. I see her as a stick with breasts.
72. jenh - January 10, 2009 6:09 PM
She's a WHORE. Aside from that, she looks nice and very happy.
73. sami - January 10, 2009 7:14 PM
@ Ms. W just because some of us other women do not "appreciate" her beauty does not make us jealous. I personally just don't find her that attractive. I do although appreciate Marilyn Monroe's beauty even Kim Kardashian.
74. Joegie - January 10, 2009 7:14 PM
UGLY!!!
75. Christine - January 10, 2009 9:25 PM
That's not really those two assholes; it's a pair of wax figurines!
76. Cynthia - January 10, 2009 9:32 PM
Angelina is beautiful, Brad is handsome. I think they are great together!
77. gerard Vandenberg - January 10, 2009 11:03 PM
I wonder:
WHO TOLD HER THIS DRESS WAS A GOOD IDEA, folks?
78. Kixx - January 11, 2009 12:06 AM
I wonder:
WHY THE HELL ARE YOU LOOKING AT THE DRESS?
79. rekk - January 11, 2009 7:36 AM
I don't think she's had plastic surgery, though I bet she gets collagen injections for those lips of hers - they seem to change in size (like they were ridiculous in early films like Gia). As for her style. Why, Angelina, do you seem trapped in mid-1990s Calvin Klein, Donna Karen and black-and-white obsession ads? Are you trying to audition for the part of Christie Turlington in real life?
She's still young, I wish she would dress her age. She looks 40 and she hasn't even hit 35 yet.
80. mitch - January 11, 2009 9:16 AM
AS far as concerned health, Angelina looks a little thin and needs to eat more.
81. Lea - January 11, 2009 12:16 PM
i absolutely love her !!!! sh's awesome and hot but the dress ummm ... not so much
82. Lea - January 11, 2009 12:17 PM
i absolutely love her !!!! sh's awesome and hot but the dress ummm ... not so much
83. Bill - January 11, 2009 3:08 PM
How the hell looking at a dress. I agree with the other guys I'm thinking about whats under that dress and how it moves. That lady is gorgeous and she will get my attention every time. Slap Brad Pitt on the back "way to go Man"
84. GoAheadAndEntertainMe - January 11, 2009 3:19 PM
She's certainly lost that special "whatever it was".....i feel sad to look at her now, she seems devoid of her uquiness, charm whatever it was that made her stand out before. Comes from not being true to onesself i suppose, both she and her b/f are trying to morph into one another to please the other, and it's just making both of them major messes. Pre-jolie Brad was so HOT!, and Pre-Brad Jolie was so HOT! Is this the case of Two Hot's = Not? guess so. Now it's Bone-Picker and Geezer-Guy......
85. Alex - January 11, 2009 6:13 PM
She looks incredible! She is so hot, and don't get me started on Brad.. divine! They both look amazing and.. you can disagree and say they are not your type but saying they are fugly is just envy.
86. Alex - January 11, 2009 6:15 PM
She looks incredible! She is so hot, and don't get me started on Brad.. divine! They both look amazing, I haven't seen a picture of her that makes me go "Ewww" in years now, motherhood suits her so well. Perfect couple.
87. margaret - January 11, 2009 6:50 PM
She's a man with a huge forehead and lips and match-stick legs and arms. Brad is more feminine...
88. RichPort's Ghost - January 12, 2009 8:29 AM
#4 - Even when I was alive, screwing her is akin to be being the straw in a Texas sized drink. If she keeps over using her punani, it'll need a zipper.
89. MilfJungle - January 12, 2009 11:26 AM
Will Angelina Jolie ever look bad? Brad Pitt is clearly the luckiest man alive getting to bang her AND Jennifer Anniston
90. bob - January 12, 2009 4:41 PM
I BET IF THAT DRESS WAS ON ...SAY, Scarlett Johansson
NOOOO ONE WOULD CALL IT BEST DRESSED,
it looks like the toliet paper i used to wrap around my barbie it make a wedding dress.
so
wtf
91. violet - February 18, 2009 11:34 PM
ditto #84
she's lost that special "something." it has nothing to do with her beauty though. she herself has changed a lot in the past years. how many kids does she have now? she's going to age quickly. despite possible botox.