Jan 14 2009Amy Winehouse is going to go Rocky all over our asses

These are shots of the new, drug-free Amy Winehouse working out in St. Lucia yesterday and, Jesus, she seriously looks like she's going to tear some shit up. Who knew crackheads were so limber? I feel sorry for anybody that's pissed her off which is why I'm checking into a hotel. Call me crazy, but I swear I got a whiff of beehive oil with a hint of secret penis earlier and I'm too beautiful to die. It'd be a crime against nature. Like strangling a dolphin. Or Mickey Rourke's face.

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ricardo montalban is dead

Anyone posting after me drinks Amy Winehouse's lovejuice for breakfast.

i love lovejuice.

@4 - are you like 10-years-old?

Anyway, she needs to work on that whacko stomach,
it sticks out like she's pregnant. . . or a fat man.
Her body is just so messed up - she'll never be able
to look normal. ever.

@4 - are you like 10-years-old?

Anyway, she needs to work on that whacko stomach,
it sticks out like she's pregnant. . . or a fat man.
Her body is just so messed up - she'll never be able
to look normal. ever.

@4 - are you like 10-years-old?

Anyway, she needs to work on that whacko stomach,
it sticks out like she's pregnant. . . or a fat man.
Her body is just so messed up - she'll never be able
to look normal. ever.

good for her. she is cleaning herself up and she looks better than she ever has.

Guest- you need to work on your "Whacko" spelling.- it will never look normal-ever

Its for her new exercise video...

Sweatin' to the Crackwhores.

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This is certainly a step in the right direction for Amy, who is doing her best to clean up her act and distance herself away from the drugs that have ruined an otherwise beautiful and very talented star.

Keep your head up and aim for the stars, Amy!

Randal

I am glad to see Amy doing a healthy activity and she is limber too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6LVGcIC1Tc

@7&8 You are giving it way to much credit..

Good for her.

# 6,7,8

You stuttering prick

@ 9 - uhm....do i care if i spell a word wrong? no.

At least she's trying?
but she's still fugly
and has a horse
face with like. . . the most
disgusting body i've ever
seen.

Amazing ....so many pictures of her and no pink stars! She is definately getting better

she's tightening up her hooHa so she can smuggle drugs.

I'm sure the Jewish community curse this 'drug taking' embarrassment.

GOOD ON YOU AMY!

My prayers have been answered as have Amy's!

God Bless Amy Winehouse!

she looks SO much better, i'm really happy for her, she's so talented and i really thought she was going to go sid vicious way for a while there!

You can never get enough Amy! Love your blog. You would like this one, too: The Minister of Common Sense (http://theministerofcommonsense.blogspot.com)

now if only my prayers for mimi would be answered...

most random photo shoot.ever.

Guest is a douche douche douche

I guess that opening at the Pussycat Dolls has now been filled. Yay.

How can anyone have a "serious workout" when dressed worse than a $3 whore?

With apologies to all $3 whores for the unfortunate comparison to Amy Winehouse.

Guest:

Using "uhm" and "like" in your posts makes you sound like an insufferable 14 year old cunt. Same goes for the rest of the morons that do it.

Thank you.

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@19: I'm Jewish and I adore her. Some of us are capable of actually appreciating talent, unlike most of the assholes posting here.

@1 your face sucks,

That is good she is cleaning herself, buy she is rather fugly, i'd jizz on her tits. thats about it.

FAIL!! This post fails on so many levels. Who the hell cares!?

This is exactly like that time when a washed up Olympic gymnast went on a 2 year crack binge and destroyed her career and all endorsement deals. She nearly got herself locked up and then discovered the magic of food. Her Olympic coach had kept her on a diet of crack and red-bull for years and she believed it to be the breakfast of champions.

She began to eat real wheaties and wear underwear and became a superstar all over again, making the world a better place for squirrels. A heartwarming story of pure trash making its way back from the brink of being recycled into a McDonalds wrapper.

"Call me crazy, but I swear I got a whiff of beehive oil with a hint of secret penis earlier and I'm too beautiful to die"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

leave it to her to wear a pushup bra with a sports bra

Damn her feet are heeyuuge in pics 13 and 16.

That second pic...I'm surprised a little herpes covered alien didn't poke his little head out?

Also, can you imagine the stench coming form that? BARF!!!!

She should now aim to clean herself up and get rid of those vile tatoos... Tatttoos are gross especially on women - even on Angelina they look rough!

If she could take a leak while in that pose on her hands/feet (in the white top) and just let it spray like a fountain, she could begin a career as a lawn sprinkler.

I swear Adam Sandler's little girl looks EXACTLY like her. Poor kid.

I swear Adam Sandler's little girl looks EXACTLY like Wino. Poor kid.

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just................................................................................SMELL!!
(will ya?)

who works out in cut-offs? oh ya crack heads!

Amazing to see anyone cleaning up their act. I hope she has enough class to carry herself.

crazy jew!

crazzzzzzzzzzy jeeeeeew!!!!!!!!!

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Can you imagine the smell off her cooch?

ZOMG! Mimi did it !

Hope she turns normal soon!

Her feet are almost as huge as Gwen stefani's.

Anyway,it's good to see her trying to take her life back.The woman is a serious talent,and it really would have been a shame if she had of lost her battle with dope.

Uhm..lIke, he so wished being 14 wouldn't suck but then as feared, he became insufferable.

She's doing pilates!
That's great.. I do it too, and I've got one of the greatest bodies EVER!!

Hey Marya @ # 30
What does you being Jewish have to do with anything. Are you saying that you like Amy because, like you,she is a jew?

cute as a button, as usual. love her!

This messed up girl needs to stop all drink and drugs forever, buy some wigs that cover her entire head instead of just plunking natty beehives on top, and remove those nasty tats. If a woman's going to wear a tat, they should be sexy or pretty tats, in sexy or pretty girl places. Amy's aren't sexy or pretty (neither are most of Angelina's, and some other young bombshell is getting the big ugly ones in weird places too, Megan Fox maybe?)

Oh, and get a makeup and wardrobe makeover too. I looked at some of her older pics, and she was decent enough back then.

she looks like a hobbit with those giant fucking feet.

Um Sup.... Yesterday there was a story all over the news about her sneaking around and stealing drinks from tourist after the bartender cut her off. They even had photos of her crawling up behind tables to take the drinks. Also the article said there were complaints of her smoking pot on her balcony. So my question is .... has she really cleaned up her act? I think not. Now catch up with the news please! Here is one link, I found about 6! www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article2127807.ece

Here is a quote from one of the articles hilarious! "We keep catching her crawling past bars or hiding behind chairs. She grabs guests’ drinks and runs off, like a squirrel with a nut." And yes, there's a picture. "By lunchtime bikini-clad Amy is relaxing with a drink on the beach or even openly smoking joints by the pool. "

@54: No, idiot. I said that in reply to #19, who made a comment about the Jewish community regarding Amy as an embarrassment.

I like the Always Sunny in Philadelphia reference.

Why do you keep doing this to us? I mean, posting these pics... not nice AT ALL

Danke schon slut. I am glad we cleared that up. Too bad about your complexion.
The jewish community fully supports this vile hunk of trash to begin with. Who runs the world's media, dumbass? This ugly pig would have never been around to start with. At best she is a cheap side act at a small fair. Or maybe late night at a small pub where everyone is drunk anyway.
Anyway, get back to your giant penis darling.

Kisses

How HUGE are Amy Winehouse's feet? Is that a size 22 foot there?

I can't believe how truly DISGUSTING that girl is. If you look in the dictionary under WHITE TRASH you will see Amy's pictures. Please stop with the hidious pictures of this nasty looking women!

I can't believe how truly DISGUSTING that girl is. If you look in the dictionary under WHITE TRASH you will see Amy's pictures. Please stop with the hidious pictures of this nasty looking women!

You are all a bunch of sniveling douche bags and whores. futhermore this big nosed jewish cunt makes me longingly pine for rail cars en route to gas chambers.

If this is talent then maybe we need to return to the dark ages and reset civilization. Ha ha ha that may be what is in store for us poor folk anyway. Well, not to mention the next world war. And there won't really be a winner.

This has got to be the ugliest diva alive. She is stupid, rude, talentless, tatooed, and a whore. What more could you not want.
Oh, and she has lots of tasteless brain washed fans.

She has the weirdest looking body. I keep expecting her belly to split open and a bunch of cockroaches come swarming out.

Good for her; I hope Ms. Winehouse beats her demons.

Looks like Satan is gonna have him a nasty soul after all. Did you read about her in the carribean crawling around on the floor begging for drinks and behaving like a troll? Yeah it was nice to see her all happy to have a young stud fucking her dirty pussy and all and sure that made her happy. But she is terminal. A really foul ill fated bitch who deserves to live in poverty and her fame and money should be divided up to other superior talents.

Pray for mimi, she's gonna need it

She is so lovely, and I saw her photos on meetwealthy. com,she is welcomed by a lot of rich singles and celebs here. I also met many Classy Women, hot rich guys,also nice wealthy admirers. so I feel so happy.

I think she looks great! What an amazing talent and I would love to see her get her life back together. We can only benefit from a sober Amy Winehouse. Perhaps you jackasses' with the nasty previous posts should take a look at yourself. Are you guys perfect?

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