Jan 14 2009Amy Winehouse is going to go Rocky all over our asses
These are shots of the new, drug-free Amy Winehouse working out in St. Lucia yesterday and, Jesus, she seriously looks like she's going to tear some shit up. Who knew crackheads were so limber? I feel sorry for anybody that's pissed her off which is why I'm checking into a hotel. Call me crazy, but I swear I got a whiff of beehive oil with a hint of secret penis earlier and I'm too beautiful to die. It'd be a crime against nature. Like strangling a dolphin. Or Mickey Rourke's face.

Reader Comments
1. Weed Sucks - January 14, 2009 5:03 PM
First?
2. Weed Sucks - January 14, 2009 5:04 PM
First?
3. p0nk - January 14, 2009 5:06 PM
ricardo montalban is dead
4. me - January 14, 2009 5:08 PM
Anyone posting after me drinks Amy Winehouse's lovejuice for breakfast.
5. yummy - January 14, 2009 5:11 PM
i love lovejuice.
6. Guest - January 14, 2009 5:12 PM
@4 - are you like 10-years-old?
Anyway, she needs to work on that whacko stomach,
it sticks out like she's pregnant. . . or a fat man.
Her body is just so messed up - she'll never be able
to look normal. ever.
7. Guest - January 14, 2009 5:12 PM
@4 - are you like 10-years-old?
Anyway, she needs to work on that whacko stomach,
it sticks out like she's pregnant. . . or a fat man.
Her body is just so messed up - she'll never be able
to look normal. ever.
8. Guest - January 14, 2009 5:13 PM
@4 - are you like 10-years-old?
Anyway, she needs to work on that whacko stomach,
it sticks out like she's pregnant. . . or a fat man.
Her body is just so messed up - she'll never be able
to look normal. ever.
9. maryjane - January 14, 2009 5:19 PM
good for her. she is cleaning herself up and she looks better than she ever has.
Guest- you need to work on your "Whacko" spelling.- it will never look normal-ever
10. havoc - January 14, 2009 5:21 PM
Its for her new exercise video...
Sweatin' to the Crackwhores.
.
11. Randal - January 14, 2009 5:23 PM
This is certainly a step in the right direction for Amy, who is doing her best to clean up her act and distance herself away from the drugs that have ruined an otherwise beautiful and very talented star.
Keep your head up and aim for the stars, Amy!
Randal
12. OC Dee - January 14, 2009 5:27 PM
I am glad to see Amy doing a healthy activity and she is limber too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6LVGcIC1Tc
13. Jimbo - January 14, 2009 5:28 PM
@7&8 You are giving it way to much credit..
14. Supportive - January 14, 2009 5:29 PM
Good for her.
15. Bob - January 14, 2009 5:35 PM
# 6,7,8
You stuttering prick
16. Guest - January 14, 2009 5:41 PM
@ 9 - uhm....do i care if i spell a word wrong? no.
At least she's trying?
but she's still fugly
and has a horse
face with like. . . the most
disgusting body i've ever
seen.
17. Elizabeth - January 14, 2009 5:44 PM
Amazing ....so many pictures of her and no pink stars! She is definately getting better
18. p0nk - January 14, 2009 5:53 PM
she's tightening up her hooHa so she can smuggle drugs.
19. LondonBabe - January 14, 2009 5:53 PM
I'm sure the Jewish community curse this 'drug taking' embarrassment.
20. Mimi - January 14, 2009 5:56 PM
GOOD ON YOU AMY!
My prayers have been answered as have Amy's!
God Bless Amy Winehouse!
21. sophie - January 14, 2009 6:00 PM
she looks SO much better, i'm really happy for her, she's so talented and i really thought she was going to go sid vicious way for a while there!
22. The Minister of Common Sense - January 14, 2009 6:07 PM
You can never get enough Amy! Love your blog. You would like this one, too: The Minister of Common Sense (http://theministerofcommonsense.blogspot.com)
23. p0nk - January 14, 2009 6:14 PM
now if only my prayers for mimi would be answered...
24. isa - January 14, 2009 6:19 PM
most random photo shoot.ever.
25. moi - January 14, 2009 6:21 PM
Guest is a douche douche douche
26. authorego - January 14, 2009 6:21 PM
I guess that opening at the Pussycat Dolls has now been filled. Yay.
27. Vince Lombardi - January 14, 2009 6:33 PM
How can anyone have a "serious workout" when dressed worse than a $3 whore?
With apologies to all $3 whores for the unfortunate comparison to Amy Winehouse.
28. fearsarewishes - January 14, 2009 6:43 PM
Guest:
Using "uhm" and "like" in your posts makes you sound like an insufferable 14 year old cunt. Same goes for the rest of the morons that do it.
Thank you.
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30. Marya - January 14, 2009 6:50 PM
@19: I'm Jewish and I adore her. Some of us are capable of actually appreciating talent, unlike most of the assholes posting here.
31. Lio - January 14, 2009 6:53 PM
@1 your face sucks,
That is good she is cleaning herself, buy she is rather fugly, i'd jizz on her tits. thats about it.
32. the Commish - January 14, 2009 7:15 PM
FAIL!! This post fails on so many levels. Who the hell cares!?
This is exactly like that time when a washed up Olympic gymnast went on a 2 year crack binge and destroyed her career and all endorsement deals. She nearly got herself locked up and then discovered the magic of food. Her Olympic coach had kept her on a diet of crack and red-bull for years and she believed it to be the breakfast of champions.
She began to eat real wheaties and wear underwear and became a superstar all over again, making the world a better place for squirrels. A heartwarming story of pure trash making its way back from the brink of being recycled into a McDonalds wrapper.
33. NipTuck - January 14, 2009 7:27 PM
"Call me crazy, but I swear I got a whiff of beehive oil with a hint of secret penis earlier and I'm too beautiful to die"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
34. kitty - January 14, 2009 7:30 PM
leave it to her to wear a pushup bra with a sports bra
35. soahc - January 14, 2009 7:38 PM
Damn her feet are heeyuuge in pics 13 and 16.
36. Mike - January 14, 2009 7:45 PM
That second pic...I'm surprised a little herpes covered alien didn't poke his little head out?
Also, can you imagine the stench coming form that? BARF!!!!
37. Britsarebest - January 14, 2009 8:01 PM
She should now aim to clean herself up and get rid of those vile tatoos... Tatttoos are gross especially on women - even on Angelina they look rough!
38. lawn gnome posse - January 14, 2009 8:02 PM
If she could take a leak while in that pose on her hands/feet (in the white top) and just let it spray like a fountain, she could begin a career as a lawn sprinkler.
39. Angela - January 14, 2009 8:08 PM
I swear Adam Sandler's little girl looks EXACTLY like her. Poor kid.
40. Angela - January 14, 2009 8:08 PM
I swear Adam Sandler's little girl looks EXACTLY like Wino. Poor kid.
41. kate - January 14, 2009 8:24 PM
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42. gerard Vandenberg - January 14, 2009 9:51 PM
just................................................................................SMELL!!
(will ya?)
43. Suzeee - January 14, 2009 9:58 PM
who works out in cut-offs? oh ya crack heads!
44. Countdown on hold - January 14, 2009 10:19 PM
Amazing to see anyone cleaning up their act. I hope she has enough class to carry herself.
45. abi - January 14, 2009 10:45 PM
crazy jew!
46. BONKA - January 14, 2009 10:46 PM
crazzzzzzzzzzy jeeeeeew!!!!!!!!!
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48. KokCheez - January 14, 2009 10:56 PM
Can you imagine the smell off her cooch?
49. Rosie Eats Taco - January 14, 2009 11:24 PM
ZOMG! Mimi did it !
50. SexyFemaleModels - January 15, 2009 3:09 AM
Hope she turns normal soon!
51. Fernando Narcos - January 15, 2009 3:20 AM
Her feet are almost as huge as Gwen stefani's.
Anyway,it's good to see her trying to take her life back.The woman is a serious talent,and it really would have been a shame if she had of lost her battle with dope.
52. A Moron's Tale - January 15, 2009 4:01 AM
Uhm..lIke, he so wished being 14 wouldn't suck but then as feared, he became insufferable.
53. ortal - January 15, 2009 4:30 AM
She's doing pilates!
That's great.. I do it too, and I've got one of the greatest bodies EVER!!
54. Anthropos - January 15, 2009 7:36 AM
Hey Marya @ # 30
What does you being Jewish have to do with anything. Are you saying that you like Amy because, like you,she is a jew?
55. kipsy - January 15, 2009 9:52 AM
cute as a button, as usual. love her!
56. dew - January 15, 2009 11:46 AM
This messed up girl needs to stop all drink and drugs forever, buy some wigs that cover her entire head instead of just plunking natty beehives on top, and remove those nasty tats. If a woman's going to wear a tat, they should be sexy or pretty tats, in sexy or pretty girl places. Amy's aren't sexy or pretty (neither are most of Angelina's, and some other young bombshell is getting the big ugly ones in weird places too, Megan Fox maybe?)
Oh, and get a makeup and wardrobe makeover too. I looked at some of her older pics, and she was decent enough back then.
57. gotmilk? - January 15, 2009 12:01 PM
she looks like a hobbit with those giant fucking feet.
58. Angel Dees - January 15, 2009 12:21 PM
Um Sup.... Yesterday there was a story all over the news about her sneaking around and stealing drinks from tourist after the bartender cut her off. They even had photos of her crawling up behind tables to take the drinks. Also the article said there were complaints of her smoking pot on her balcony. So my question is .... has she really cleaned up her act? I think not. Now catch up with the news please! Here is one link, I found about 6! www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article2127807.ece
59. Angel Dees - January 15, 2009 12:23 PM
Here is a quote from one of the articles hilarious! "We keep catching her crawling past bars or hiding behind chairs. She grabs guests’ drinks and runs off, like a squirrel with a nut." And yes, there's a picture. "By lunchtime bikini-clad Amy is relaxing with a drink on the beach or even openly smoking joints by the pool. "
60. Marya - January 15, 2009 1:29 PM
@54: No, idiot. I said that in reply to #19, who made a comment about the Jewish community regarding Amy as an embarrassment.
61. MilfJungle - January 15, 2009 1:33 PM
I like the Always Sunny in Philadelphia reference.
62. marge - January 15, 2009 1:43 PM
Why do you keep doing this to us? I mean, posting these pics... not nice AT ALL
63. Marya's Giant Lover (she has the womb for it) - January 15, 2009 2:05 PM
Danke schon slut. I am glad we cleared that up. Too bad about your complexion.
The jewish community fully supports this vile hunk of trash to begin with. Who runs the world's media, dumbass? This ugly pig would have never been around to start with. At best she is a cheap side act at a small fair. Or maybe late night at a small pub where everyone is drunk anyway.
Anyway, get back to your giant penis darling.
Kisses
64. Julie - January 15, 2009 2:46 PM
How HUGE are Amy Winehouse's feet? Is that a size 22 foot there?
65. SPECIAL "K" - January 15, 2009 4:17 PM
I can't believe how truly DISGUSTING that girl is. If you look in the dictionary under WHITE TRASH you will see Amy's pictures. Please stop with the hidious pictures of this nasty looking women!
66. SPECIAL "K" - January 15, 2009 4:17 PM
I can't believe how truly DISGUSTING that girl is. If you look in the dictionary under WHITE TRASH you will see Amy's pictures. Please stop with the hidious pictures of this nasty looking women!
67. Doomhammer - January 15, 2009 4:47 PM
You are all a bunch of sniveling douche bags and whores. futhermore this big nosed jewish cunt makes me longingly pine for rail cars en route to gas chambers.
68. She's really ugly - January 15, 2009 4:54 PM
If this is talent then maybe we need to return to the dark ages and reset civilization. Ha ha ha that may be what is in store for us poor folk anyway. Well, not to mention the next world war. And there won't really be a winner.
This has got to be the ugliest diva alive. She is stupid, rude, talentless, tatooed, and a whore. What more could you not want.
Oh, and she has lots of tasteless brain washed fans.
69. BonnieBell - January 15, 2009 5:17 PM
She has the weirdest looking body. I keep expecting her belly to split open and a bunch of cockroaches come swarming out.
70. Mama Pinkus - January 15, 2009 5:25 PM
Good for her; I hope Ms. Winehouse beats her demons.
71. Demons - January 15, 2009 10:31 PM
Looks like Satan is gonna have him a nasty soul after all. Did you read about her in the carribean crawling around on the floor begging for drinks and behaving like a troll? Yeah it was nice to see her all happy to have a young stud fucking her dirty pussy and all and sure that made her happy. But she is terminal. A really foul ill fated bitch who deserves to live in poverty and her fame and money should be divided up to other superior talents.
Pray for mimi, she's gonna need it
72. lucy - January 16, 2009 10:02 AM
She is so lovely, and I saw her photos on meetwealthy. com,she is welcomed by a lot of rich singles and celebs here. I also met many Classy Women, hot rich guys,also nice wealthy admirers. so I feel so happy.
73. J BIRD - January 20, 2009 11:56 PM
I think she looks great! What an amazing talent and I would love to see her get her life back together. We can only benefit from a sober Amy Winehouse. Perhaps you jackasses' with the nasty previous posts should take a look at yourself. Are you guys perfect?