Jan 3 2009Amy Winehouse wears bikini for new boyfriend who miraculously keeps living
These are pics of a barely bikini-clad Amy Winehouse in St. Lucia yesterday with a new boyfriend. Let's just go ahead and assume this guy is blind, has no sense of smell, on acid, bipolar, a clone of Pauly Shore and probably gay (If not, he's gonna be.). But even then I still don't get it. Maybe Amy's digging gold bars out of her crotch, who knows? I stopped looking after my retinas pulled a gun.
NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions that aren't for the faint of heart. Or anyone with a heart in general.
Photos: Splash News
Reader Comments
1. someone else - January 3, 2009 12:42 PM
Dear God
2. feerrsstt - January 3, 2009 12:43 PM
frist!
3. Hunter - January 3, 2009 12:48 PM
good lord
4. ihateyouall - January 3, 2009 12:49 PM
oh crap! i was eating...
5. Swag - January 3, 2009 12:53 PM
Id hit it raw
6. soahc - January 3, 2009 1:00 PM
I'd hit it, but I wouldn't eat it.
7. Danklin24 - January 3, 2009 1:09 PM
She actually doesnt look all that bad in these. Weird.
Now im going to go burn my hands for typing this.
8. It's Me Fuckers - January 3, 2009 1:13 PM
hehehehe... I wish I could introduce her to my ex husband... hehehe... she'd make his cock rot off.
9. havoc - January 3, 2009 1:15 PM
Why Fish.....why?
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10. Capt. Douchebag - January 3, 2009 1:17 PM
Way to easy.
11. Delgo - January 3, 2009 1:21 PM
That back shot made me spray.
12. Suzie - January 3, 2009 1:23 PM
Poor thing. Its kinda sad, I just feel bad for her.
Hope she gets better.
13. It's Me Fuckers - January 3, 2009 1:43 PM
caption for the first three pictures:
"But I have one tit out and the BURNING still won't STOP!! Just like he said!! Fuckin dealer doesn't know everything. Where is my pipe?"
14. DSJK;AFDL;AJDF;A - January 3, 2009 2:03 PM
Is that Dave Gahan in the water with her?
15. Mi - January 3, 2009 2:04 PM
Is it just me or does she look a LOT less like the walking dead in these?
16. smurf - January 3, 2009 2:05 PM
two desperate Jews have found each other.....
17. Miss Kitty - January 3, 2009 2:05 PM
Yup... pushing the tampon back in
18. Elle - January 3, 2009 2:06 PM
Well...it looks like she's gaining some weight. So maybe she's off the drugs. I really like her voice, glad to see she's not all fucked up, and is having a good time.
19. gypsybrother - January 3, 2009 2:18 PM
i'm pulling for this crazy bitch! if you look at pic 10 that smile takes you back to pre-douche-husband days. i mean what would i drunk sing on karaoke night if not songs by the winehouse?
20. Funeral Guy - January 3, 2009 2:24 PM
Doctor!!!! My eyes!!!!
21. Lux - January 3, 2009 2:48 PM
Well, at least she gained some weight!!
22. This Poster - January 3, 2009 2:49 PM
Anyone posting after This Poster tosses Amy Crackhouse's salad with ranch dressing
23. Sarah - January 3, 2009 2:56 PM
Zack Braff or some other yid?
24. Kelley - January 3, 2009 3:01 PM
Um, what's with the crotch holding ? She movin' "the boys" around ?? Yikes.
25. Hadu Ken - January 3, 2009 3:13 PM
just like a mother bird, she is feeding the animals that live in that cavernous hole of dirtiness between her legs.
WTF!
26. Pee Wee From Porky's - January 3, 2009 3:29 PM
She feels something squirm down there everytime Mimi prays for her.
27. patrickridyard@yahoo.com - January 3, 2009 3:35 PM
amy crackhouse grabs her balls sake he he he!!!!!
28. patricia - January 3, 2009 4:03 PM
why the hell she holding her crotch?
29. SupHomies - January 3, 2009 4:03 PM
Is that Zac Braff with her? I think she looks better now that she's put on weight, but she needs to tone up if she wants to still be considered a top artist.
30. B - January 3, 2009 4:28 PM
I'm going to give her a pass here. That handstand is pretty awesome for a girl as messed up as she is.
31. sla - January 3, 2009 4:48 PM
Considering she has been more or less knock-knock-knocking on death's door for awhile now, she actually looks pretty good.
32. missywissy - January 3, 2009 4:57 PM
This site is getting really boring.
33. James - January 3, 2009 5:01 PM
She does look astonishingly.... alive in these. Real proper alive too not her former feasting on the tasty flesh of the living "alive"
huh. maybe new boyfriend is good for her.
34. Jenny - January 3, 2009 5:06 PM
"Honey my crabs are acting up again *scratch scratch scratch*"
35. devilsrain - January 3, 2009 5:09 PM
This guy gives real men a bad name. Have some self respect you fucking puke
36. Michelle - January 3, 2009 5:10 PM
Hey people leave the woman alone. She looks so much healthier, not to mention happier... I don't understand why everyone has to be so mean to these girls...
37. Mama Pinkus - January 3, 2009 5:21 PM
I agree with Michelle - she's looking much more healthy, and certainly happier - I wish Ms. Winehouse well in her efforts to beat her demons.
38. The Laughing G-D - January 3, 2009 5:36 PM
Where the hell is Randal?
39. Geek - January 3, 2009 6:01 PM
Please Webmaster, take off the 'Full Size' button. That would be just too much.
This skagg's gota go!
40. EverybodylovesROUGHers - January 3, 2009 6:27 PM
What the? I feel like im watching a sequel to the Island of Dr Moreau here...
41. Shiri - January 3, 2009 6:30 PM
As others have said, she does look a lot healthier in these pics. Her body wouldn't be too terrible if she didn't have those tattoos. I just am not a fan of a lot of tattoos on a female's body.
42. teeg - January 3, 2009 6:38 PM
That's a nasty little spare tire for such a skinny chick.
43. loved` - January 3, 2009 6:50 PM
y dat fuck is she feeling down there....ewwwww, did she relized tha she got her pd. and she very fked up.
----by tha i mean by her face... gosh i jus want to go over her house and like fix her up... does she ever look @ her face.
44. loved` - January 3, 2009 6:52 PM
tha is she doin... feeling DOWN there.. ewww. i jus want to go 2 her house and fix her! she sooooooooooo....................ugly
45. Julie Ann - January 3, 2009 7:02 PM
She's just repulsive...in a kind of...awwww, you poor thing *pat on the head*...kind of way.
46. netstarman - January 3, 2009 7:06 PM
Would someone get her a hairbrush shes starting to itch really really bad down there , where her top is coming off from the action.
47. LoosyGoosey - January 3, 2009 7:12 PM
I think she's putting the crack pipe back in it's hole-der.
48. CaptainMorgan - January 3, 2009 7:14 PM
Why does she not melt when she gets water on her?
49. AustinPowers - January 3, 2009 7:14 PM
It's a MAN, baby!
50. TrailerPete - January 3, 2009 7:16 PM
I didn't know they had a "beach" at the Trailer Park.
51. ET phone home - January 3, 2009 7:31 PM
she pulled off a handstand!
52. EverybodylovesROUGHers - January 3, 2009 7:40 PM
Ok, wheres the sniff part?
53. sweatergirlq - January 3, 2009 7:49 PM
no brody jenner?
54. This Poster - January 3, 2009 8:29 PM
It's hard for me to tell her and Verne Troyer apart unless they sing.
55. timmy the dying boy - January 3, 2009 8:59 PM
She can smile, who would've thought it? Her teeth actually look pretty good. Too bad about the rest of her.
56. AmeriCanadian - January 3, 2009 9:07 PM
The "spare tire" is more than likely the result of alcoholism...ie: the weird torso and yet strangely "chicken-like" legs...
57. Guest - January 3, 2009 9:29 PM
she has a kind of dinasaur-like face
and really long arms....
58. Guest - January 3, 2009 9:29 PM
she has a kind of dinasaur-like face
and really long arms....
59. Bill Clinton - January 3, 2009 9:55 PM
I just threw up in my mouth...
60. Crotch Demon - January 3, 2009 9:56 PM
yeah, the weather is just fine down here, it's the putrid stench in the air and those shit covered fingernails that keep darting in and out of here that are about to drive me apeshit, look, I know it's HER pussy, but who does a crotch demon have to kill to get some nice QUIET diseased pussy around here?
61. Bill Clinton - January 3, 2009 10:14 PM
Bith looks like her face caught on fire and someone put it out with a pick axe.
62. Bill Clinton - January 3, 2009 10:14 PM
Bitch looks like her face caught on fire and someone put it out with a pick axe.
63. Ada - January 3, 2009 10:45 PM
OMG, this bitch looks like a slut I know at tallkiss.com
64. Kamakazi Kunt - January 3, 2009 11:54 PM
Oh damn you all. She looks healthy.
65. Amy Winehouse - January 4, 2009 12:13 AM
"U'm three fingas in, knuckle deep and ooooo, me so 'orny!!! Let's 'ave it, get ya dick over 'ere!"
66. Adrian Grenier - January 4, 2009 12:21 AM
Wow! She's hot! I wonder if she noticed me posing with dolphins? After all, it proved I'm not gay, right?
67. gerard Vandenberg - January 4, 2009 12:21 AM
.........................YOU EAT YOUR BREAKFAST?
(imagine licking her?)
68. Toughest penis in the world - January 4, 2009 1:25 AM
did you see that????? (shutters)
69. Loudspeaker AND posted signs at the beach where Amy is being GROSS - January 4, 2009 2:52 AM
PLEASE REFRAIN FROM FINGERFUCKING YOURSELF IN PUBLIC AND PLEASE DON'T LET YOUR PUNY LITTLE TITTIES SHOW
70. Jane-Luxuryceleb Style - January 4, 2009 5:32 AM
Oh God!! Is this all she can do in front of camera of being a celebrity?!
71. Cannibal Robyn - January 4, 2009 7:04 AM
Recovering from that kind of addiction takes a long damn time. I'm just happy to see her put on weight, that's the first step. I'm sure her lungs are scarred as fuck so I doubt she can exercise at the present time.
I seriously want to see this chick succeed. Even if just to laugh at the assholes at whenwillamywinehousedie.com.
72. Freak Show - January 4, 2009 8:01 AM
Ugliest performer ever! Why is she holding her crotch? This skank needs to overdose and take all her deaf and mindless tasteless fans with her.
73. Mugato - January 4, 2009 8:10 AM
If it weren't for the tits, I'd swear that was the jew from Friends.
74. thetruth - January 4, 2009 8:14 AM
She does a pretty good handstand.
75. thetruth - January 4, 2009 8:14 AM
She does a pretty good handstand.
76. Eva - January 4, 2009 9:24 AM
people is so cruel sometimes. I think amy is beautiful, so much better than any other fake plastic doll in the showbiz
77. Tapeworm - January 4, 2009 10:06 AM
If Dickface is gonna shave his chest, he should also shave above his waist. He looks like a goddamn clown here.
Of course it's all relative. Compared to Winehouse, he probably looks like a normal guy.
78. froootellla - January 4, 2009 11:16 AM
why does everyone give her so much stick when she is trying to get better
at least she know has some curves and i hope she gets better as she has such an amazin talent
it is hard and takes time to recover from drugs and alcohol addictions she is doing the right thing hope she keeps it up and gets better when she returns to london
79. Olivermm - January 4, 2009 11:46 AM
whatever u're saying, the sexy looking are always in the focus!! know what, she really should be famous on the ta ll da ting site___Tallmingle Com___ for da ting~ ,seems it's such a waste being here!!lol.....
80. Stephanie - January 4, 2009 12:24 PM
#14 - Get your eyes checked, that guy doesn't even look remotely good enough to be Dave Gahan. Dave would not touch her with a ten foot pole anyway. Sheesh.
81. Monkey's Bone - January 4, 2009 12:38 PM
Oh yeah ..........
Now THERE'S a good lookin woman y'all
82. Jennifer - January 4, 2009 12:41 PM
Where is the little Asian spammer guy, lately? "Oh she is my favorite...yadayadayada..."
83. Jennifer - January 4, 2009 12:41 PM
Where is the little Asian spammer guy, lately? "Oh she is my favorite...yadayadayada..."
84. Adrienne - January 4, 2009 12:46 PM
LOL # 82 and 83
85. Mark B - January 4, 2009 12:54 PM
Heinous... absolutlely fucking heinous. Look in the dictionary under heinous, and you will see her picture.
86. ghost - January 4, 2009 2:07 PM
She looks fine. Don't you have better things to do than trash people you don't know (and think you know because of what you heard in the media). Stalker freaks.
87. Cartman - January 4, 2009 2:10 PM
Not attractive.
I hope she gets off the drugs because drugs are bad, mmkay?
88. comment - January 4, 2009 2:16 PM
C'mon Cartman, you know you want to smell her fingers and let her suck your balls...,
89. Fat Ange - January 4, 2009 5:32 PM
Crabs at the beach. What a surprise
90. ishi-san - January 4, 2009 5:38 PM
ewww, the blue spots on ass and feet in pics 11 and 12!!!!!!
91. julie - January 4, 2009 6:28 PM
i believe thats sand hunny...
92. Serafina - January 4, 2009 8:25 PM
#71 - exactly.
Thank god she's gained some weight. Now make another album wench!
93. Narcissist - January 4, 2009 8:49 PM
Whoa. That dude has teeth and everything. Why's he with Shithouse? Does he have Ebola?
94. ishi-san - January 5, 2009 5:58 AM
@91: look closer!
95. bill - January 5, 2009 9:22 AM
truth be told none of you haters are any better off so why dont you all stop whinning like lil childeren and be happy...its less stressful!!!
96. JoeJam2845 - January 5, 2009 9:34 AM
I can't for the life of me imagine any guy wanting to Poke that! You couldn't pay me to Tap that for anything!
97. Violetta - January 5, 2009 10:15 AM
I have just returned from that resort in St Lucia, and Amy looked great, she was nice, very friendly, chatted to guys and girls, but had no boyfriend-the man who took these photos obviously had a professional camera (you can tell they were taken from far) because Amy did not allow strangers to do pictures only with the people she talked too, and I can think only of one person who had such a camera.......the son of the owner of the resort........
You British people should be happy to have a star like her, instead of critizising her about her appearance, (who cares) you should celebrate her getting better she is the biggest thing to come out of the UK !!!!
98. chupacabra - January 5, 2009 10:15 AM
I *WAS* eating... thanks alot. Barf.
99. Newcastle77 - January 5, 2009 10:16 AM
Amy Winehouse has nipples.
100. kava1 - January 5, 2009 10:53 AM
So what?! Do any of you that are critical of her ever look at your ugly a**es in the mirror when you wear swim wear? I am sure you are nothing to be proud of.
101. Axil - January 5, 2009 11:07 AM
(Violetta: You British people should be happy to have a star like her, instead of critizising her about her appearance, (who cares) you should celebrate her getting better she is the biggest thing to come out of the UK !!!!)
Ya forget the beatles..... junkies with crotch rot are in!
Ya she got better, but biggest thing out of the UK Seriously? Ur kidding right?
102. Wondering - January 5, 2009 2:43 PM
Has she got an itch?
103. Jeane Lang - January 5, 2009 3:08 PM
I am not sure if I like the red stars on her tits. What is so terrible about nipples ? Everybody has a pair and other animals may have more. Why aren't these red stars put onto mens nipples. Ok they are a bit smaller than ours but if you have small tits you will have small nips.
104. Jeane Lang - January 5, 2009 3:15 PM
What is with these red stars on her nipples? Everybody has nipples, even men for Christ's sake. This is weird in the extreme. It actually draws more attention to the tits than if there were no star.
This is just weird.
105. bubba g - January 5, 2009 5:32 PM
there's a face that'd make a train take a dirt road.
106. wisegal - January 5, 2009 9:14 PM
She actually looks about 150% better in these pictures. She doesn't look cracked out of her mind. I think the little pot belly is from her lack of exercise. I don't think the pipe is that heavy.
107. LEB - January 7, 2009 2:45 PM
Okay, how do you NOT notice when a nip is hanging out in the air? She doesn't have implants, so that's no excuse. If one of mine was trying to liberate itself, I guarantee I'd be VERY aware!
108. loloxz!!one1 - January 10, 2009 8:00 PM
Latina bitch!!! mmmmm,, yummi.,.
arl
goo
lol
109. iabigbuck - January 13, 2009 6:38 AM
WELL THE LOOK ON HER FACE SAYS IT ALL, SHE IS RUBBING ONE OUT, FLICKING THE BEAN, YOU KNOW THUMBING THE DUMMY. NO HELP FROM HER DUDE THOUGH, HE KNOWS HIS HAND WOULD MELT.
110. lucy - January 16, 2009 11:05 AM
They are so happy, I have see their photos on meetwealthy.com, I also met a lot of wealthy singles and celebs here. It's very nice to chat and date with them. so I feel so lucky. Good for you.
111. RIaYerKnoo - January 16, 2009 3:54 PM
To be quite honest she's looking far healthier than she's looked in years. Now that she's not with that scumbag she seems to be actually human. We all have off days don't we? I mean sure she's not looking "hot" and shit, but she's looking good compared to how she looked previously and what a great smile! Also amazing headstand! I am extremely proud of her she's finally sorting herself out.
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112. RIaYerKnoo - January 16, 2009 3:54 PM
To be quite honest she's looking far healthier than she's looked in years. Now that she's not with that scumbag she seems to be actually human. We all have off days don't we? I mean sure she's not looking "hot" and shit, but she's looking good compared to how she looked previously and what a great smile! Also amazing headstand! I am extremely proud of her she's finally sorting herself out.
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113. wushu - January 31, 2009 12:07 AM
i hate this website!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so judgemental
114. J. Jonah Hexas Texas - January 31, 2009 6:46 PM
Apparently salt water and herpes sores go together like nuts and gum...
115. pippa - February 1, 2009 8:26 PM
That's just fracking DISGUSTING!! YUCK!
116. Stonefreetx - February 6, 2009 12:45 PM
I think that Amy is looking so much better that before. Keep up the good work.
117. Lola - February 20, 2009 4:26 PM
How do YOU look like????? Your body is perfect??? You are sooo stupid!!!!! Let her alone!!!
118. Grace - March 15, 2009 7:13 PM
She seems to be enjoying herself. Like you losers have look any better. And that guy is too young looking but from side, he looks a little like Mr. Gahan, which I hope to see grabbing his crotch in August.
119. yowillie - March 21, 2009 11:11 PM
What a FREAK!!!
120. maryam - June 29, 2009 5:04 PM
Such a talent. I wish her the best. The handstands will help--a life time exercise-bet those of you who wrote rotten things can't do one. Good Luck, Amy.
121. maryam - June 29, 2009 5:04 PM
Such a talent. I wish her the best. The handstands will help keep her healthy--a life time exercise-bet those of you who wrote rotten things can't do one. Good Luck, Amy.