Jan 23 2009Alessandra Ambrosio still wearing a bikini
Alessandra Ambrosio did some relaxing in St. Barts yesterday while on location for Victoria's Secret. I'm actually in these photos. You can't see me because I'm disguised as an invisible sea turtle which is, undoubtedly, the greatest stealth costume one can wear. Until you get jet-skied in the kidney and bawl like a schoolgirl in front of a supermodel. Then it blows.

Reader Comments
1. mer - January 23, 2009 3:58 PM
Still no ass.
But man, that smile.
2. Jeezy - January 23, 2009 4:01 PM
Not bad, but her elbows are too pointy.
3. JPRichardson - January 23, 2009 4:03 PM
Actually there is a hint of an ass in acouple of these pics. Very beautiful.
4. oooh baby - January 23, 2009 4:05 PM
WOW what a stunner.... im in love again.. love the looks of the people in the background on the last photo.. husband and his fatty wife both thinking 'damn i'd hit that'
5. charlie - January 23, 2009 4:09 PM
she is waaaaaaaay too skinny.
bitch has no ass, no tits, no hips.
her face isnt that cute either.
she has a nice stomach, but that is abouti it.
she looks like an anorexic boy with a wig.
6. charlie - January 23, 2009 4:10 PM
she is waaaaaaaay too skinny.
bitch has no ass, no tits, no hips.
her face isnt that cute either.
she has a nice stomach, but that is abouti it.
she looks like an anorexic boy with a wig.
7. Ed. - January 23, 2009 4:10 PM
"You can't see me because I'm disguised as her ass."
fixed.
8. Deacon Jones - January 23, 2009 4:15 PM
Where's her tits?
Isn't that the one consolation of knocking up your girlfriend?? Bummer
9. ninja - January 23, 2009 4:15 PM
she is gorgeous.
10. KG - January 23, 2009 4:18 PM
Sorry, but the tatoo is a big turnoff.
What kind of supermodel thinks it's a good idea to get a tattoo?
11. katrinadarrellonline.com - January 23, 2009 4:28 PM
bombshell
12. Rock - January 23, 2009 4:33 PM
She looks a little fat
13. Rock - January 23, 2009 4:33 PM
She looks a little fat
14. Sam - January 23, 2009 4:33 PM
She thinks her baby girl is way too fat.
15. iseefatpeople - January 23, 2009 4:35 PM
OMG.. pic #11. she is so fat!!!! that's what childbirth will do to a gurl.
16. realistic guy - January 23, 2009 4:37 PM
I agree with #5 she is way too skinny! Women should have some curves! Bridget Marquardt has a waaaaaaaay better body than her..... even with the little bit of hail dammage on her legs!
17. Franky - January 23, 2009 4:48 PM
This girl is so amazing, gowddd
Franky
engrishdaily
18. Sportsdvl - January 23, 2009 4:51 PM
I love these posters who say she is too skinny or whatever when we all know there isn't a guy alive who wouldn't hit that in a heartbeat!
19. havoc - January 23, 2009 4:53 PM
Half a heartbeat.
Ass or not, she's F-I-N-E.
.
20. Donald Rumsfeld - January 23, 2009 4:58 PM
These pics just reminded me to mail in my yearly donation to the African Hunger fund. Thanks Fish!
21. Parker - January 23, 2009 5:03 PM
I'd like to feel my weiner relaxing inside her butt after a long round of anal sex.
22. Get your Ink Done - January 23, 2009 5:06 PM
"What kind of supermodel thinks it's a good idea to get a tattoo?"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Let's see... Ana Beatriz Barros, Alessandra Ambrosio, Gisele Bundchen, Petra Nemcova, Isabeli Fontana, Carolyn Murphy, Omahyra Garcia, Nicole Triunfo, Marina Dias, Tanit Phoenix., Erin Wasson, Liliana Dominguez, Susan Eldridge, Mariana Weickert, Marcelle Bittar ...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!
23. Rachell - January 23, 2009 5:23 PM
Brazilian supermodels just look so boring and generic. She's a pretty lady, but nothing really stands out...dirty blonde hair, brown eyes, tan ...zzzzzz
24. fl - January 23, 2009 5:28 PM
thank you thesuperficial, thank you.
25. minty - January 23, 2009 5:39 PM
i think she is very pretty. yes, extremely skinny but she is still young. i think that once she gets a little older and gains some weight she will be much sexier. and ps. i am a girl.
26. Yea - blah blah - January 23, 2009 5:56 PM
You ppl that say she is fat are idiots, look around you, any woman these days thinks its thier very own buffet before AND after having a kid. I am just thankful that woman like her exist that have that genetic gene to shed weight after childbirth. It proves that there is still hope for a skinier future.
27. Cartman - January 23, 2009 6:04 PM
Alessandra makes me feel good. I think she's perfect just the way she is.
28. Joe - January 23, 2009 6:09 PM
She's "amazing" only in terms of the absence of bad stuff - fat arms and legs, cottage cheese ass, stretch marks, pooch/fupa. In other words, all the identifying features of an adult American woman. But she's got nothing special in a positive sense, like great boobs or unusually long legs (actually they're a little short for her height) or a firm round butt. To be "amazing" - from a guy's perspective - a girl has to pack some killer curves without being fat. Although some of you fashion designers seem to think otherwise, judging by the comments you wrote while sipping on your caramel apple martinis.
29. Insatiable Peter - January 23, 2009 6:27 PM
I would do anything for her, even wear a condom. Well, I'd probably just put it in and say it was on.
30. Spagett! - January 23, 2009 6:45 PM
holy shit this broad is perfect
and there is no such thing as too skinny
31. cecil - January 23, 2009 6:55 PM
People give skinny girls too much crap. Everyone says this, but if you saw Alessandra in person you would feel so unworthy. In 10 years she'll look so much better than all the "curvy" women a.k.a. sasquatches.
32. Ein - January 23, 2009 6:59 PM
If God would only give her some nice buttocks...
33. Mylo - January 23, 2009 7:12 PM
Look at the last picture with the old lady staring at her... SO FUNNY
34. AMY - January 23, 2009 7:15 PM
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35. sea turtle disguise - January 23, 2009 7:53 PM
dont i look awfully turtle-y in my turtle costume? turtle-tuuurtle.
36. noname - January 23, 2009 8:18 PM
She reminds me of this girl:
http://ihatekaty.com/?id=404486#6dzz5z54fsdq7ez78z8d
37. Maximus - January 23, 2009 9:51 PM
The girl is beautiful, looks amazing here, and has one of the prettiest smiles I've ever seen.
38. Randal - January 23, 2009 10:01 PM
What a beautiful boy this is. Reach for the stars and you may accomplish anything you set your mind to.
However, if I am going to me absolutely honest, as I always am, pic #8 isn't getting in the catalogue. Too much airbrushing would need to be done to the tummy.
Randal
39. Drooly - January 23, 2009 10:31 PM
Some say fat - some say skinny. Maybe I'm just not as discriminating as some folks but she falls well within my "do-able" range!
40. Jackie Marlow - January 23, 2009 10:55 PM
Hey that's a nice jetty!
41. erin - January 23, 2009 11:15 PM
I love every inch of her except her terribly pinned back ears... and over-sized fake veneers. Lovely lady reguardless!
42. Sandi - January 23, 2009 11:28 PM
How about those two looking at her in the last pic - the woman is like "WTF" - it's priceless!!
43. Vicks - January 23, 2009 11:45 PM
all i hear, she's too skinny she's too fat, i mean she is ok, the only thing is that her belly is bigger than her butt thats what makes her look a lil weird, but then i think she's very pretty and feminine, and also makes a lot of money too haha just by posing
44. Danny - January 23, 2009 11:58 PM
You keep on showing pix of this skinny broad (oxymoron?) and eventually I'll start to think she's attractive.
45. grrr - January 24, 2009 12:21 AM
i absolutely loooove how the old couple in the last photo are appauled by her lmao
46. gerard Vandenberg - January 24, 2009 12:25 AM
I just love it when "THEY" go smaller, folks!!
......................next step..............................................STRING?
47. Cliff Notes - January 24, 2009 1:00 AM
#47 Smaller ? Try posting your 'intellect on the wrong thread..
So.
G8t points all America.
But personwooly - I 'm beginning to feel the 'land of the free' -
'Home of the Brave '..
that type thing - has been bought by the Banks.
And the Banks want to take over the world.
And the banks are controlled by Rothschilds and Rockefellers
(They create money from nothing and make you pay interest on it.)
(The Fed's a private racket that makes the USA a joke)
(Then they make all the politicians do a dance)
(And it seems Banks are controlled by Zionists)
48. Knee Ya Ha Ha - January 24, 2009 1:08 AM
Well. Notes.
Thanks for picking up the accent. But what your Reelwee twying to say here exactwee ?
Inside job ?
49. whopper jr. - January 24, 2009 1:25 AM
One thing's for sure...
I would certainly enjoy pushing and pulling my erect penis in and out of her lubricated vagina until it ejaculated some semen from my testicles.
50. Cliff Notes - January 24, 2009 1:39 AM
Well I guess everybody knows the next line by now.
"So # 50 ' whopper jr'. - you seem like a real intellectual -
Oh by the way -Inside job ?"
And -
this just in ..............
'Binky' says a special 'shout out' to those of you 'keeping score at home.'
51. charles few - January 24, 2009 9:15 AM
She's been waiting so long now for an ass-donor . . . I hope she makes it.
52. EuroNeckPain - January 24, 2009 9:35 AM
Totally agree with #28.
Someone told me once that there's this island nearby (not far from St Tropez) where models love to go and relax on the beach. And he said that models are not attractive as one would think, their bones stick out, they have "salt cups" (holes on the shoulder on each side of the neck), they are too tall. I laughed at his face.
But now I wonder.
53. Kaiser - January 24, 2009 10:34 AM
I love them skinny and this superbitch is definitley one to hit.
54. Lessjess - January 24, 2009 1:19 PM
I think she has an amazing butt!! I would like some examples of women with nice bodies from all of you who think she is too skinny.
55. NipTuck - January 24, 2009 1:32 PM
#28...I agree.
#12/13....WHAT??
56. sla - January 24, 2009 7:42 PM
#10. What kind of supermodel thinks it's a good idea to get a tattoo?
If you are a good enough model to have "super" as part of your job description, the people who hire you will pay whatever measly wages a photo-retoucher gets to spend a minute or so photoshopping it out. They can just zap that out of there while they are using Liquify to push in that little bit of mommy tummy she has.
57. joe - January 25, 2009 4:22 AM
No tits, no ass, no curves. Man face. I like tattoos, but it ain't enough to redeem her lack of feminine beauty.
58. joe - January 25, 2009 4:24 AM
No tits, no ass, no curves. Man face. I like tattoos, but it ain't enough to redeem her lack of feminine beauty.
59. Jesus - January 25, 2009 4:34 AM
to # 18: Alessandra is a BOY! What mentally healthy heterosexual male would want to have sex with a BOY???
60. Jesus - January 25, 2009 4:41 AM
to # 18: Alessandra is a BOY! What mentally healthy heterosexual male would want to have sex with a BOY???
61. Jesus - January 25, 2009 4:43 AM
to # 18: Alessandra is a BOY! What mentally healthy heterosexual male would want to have sex with a BOY???
62. faggots - January 25, 2009 8:53 PM
Joe, Jesus and any of the other tasteless queers who think Alessandra isn't hot.... you disgust me and I can tell you without meeting you your taste in women is atrocious. (Ps: I won't be back so have fun responding with retarded nonsense)
63. Haley - January 25, 2009 9:34 PM
She's beautiful. She doesn't have any curves because she is very skinny. But it's amazing that she is a supermodel who doesn't have fake boobs planted on her chest.
64. JACK MEHOFF - January 26, 2009 10:44 AM
#6............U LOVE MAN CHOWDER
65. question - January 26, 2009 11:49 AM
Who makes her swimsuit...obviously some brazilian designer? ANY GUESSES
66. question - January 26, 2009 11:50 AM
Who makes her swimsuit...obviously some brazilian designer? ANY GUESSES
67. e-rock - January 26, 2009 2:06 PM
#64- Haley She had them removed maybe prior to her child? She definitely had breast implants, and just like Britney Spears, had them removed so maybe she could breast feed.. I know because Im in the modeling industry, and was on a shoot with her, and yes, she is gorgeous, but those boobs weren't always real...
68. Erin - January 27, 2009 4:15 PM
she has no hips, ass, breasts and no discernable muscle tone. I think she has a pretty face, but no body of any kind.
69. WantsBathingSuit - January 28, 2009 12:26 AM
(#66 and #67)
yes where did she get her swimsuit!! I want it!!!
70. Maliah - January 28, 2009 5:09 AM
How in the world can some posters call this girl fat?
I think she's cute---not my 'ideal' though.
She has a body that only a pedophile would love...
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72. swish915 - February 6, 2009 9:35 AM
i agree with #5 as well.. some of these supermodels do look like little boys..ugh..curves are hot! whats hotter a playboy centerfold or a supermodel???
not to mention porn stars..a chick like me does't wanna look like that..now jenna jameson..hmmm..REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES!
73. Sam - February 10, 2009 1:23 PM
I think that she is realy beautifull! Don't want to be evil here sigh....
74. sandy - February 12, 2009 7:36 PM
why is everyone commenting so much on her body? girls can't friggin win nowadays. they're either too fat or too skinny. nice to know their personality and intellect aren't worth sh-t. no wonder so many girls in this country have low self esteem. thanks guys.
75. sandy - February 12, 2009 7:36 PM
why is everyone commenting so much on her body? girls can't friggin win nowadays. they're either too fat or too skinny. nice to know their personality and intellect aren't worth sh-t. no wonder so many girls in this country have low self esteem. thanks guys.
76. Deborah - February 15, 2009 9:50 AM
Yeah, brazilian models are the best, lets confess! They havent all the same face... each of them has a particular unique beauty.