Jan 22 2009Alessandra Ambrosio in a bikini

Jesus...

ALL I see is a flat assed white bitch standing in the water...

jizzed in my pants!

Somewhere, Madonna is crying tears of acid.

omg, she is ridiculously beautiful
I cant believe she had a baby, what, 2? 3 months ago?
I'm a little smugly satisfied that she has a bit of a belly now (though teeny) but happy that there is proof she's at least human and not some divine creature!

Go Aless!

Wow, pic 3 looks awful - this is the standard of beauty now?

No Ass at all! OMG I think Amy Winehouse has more ass than this chick!

bikini girls! yay

wow she just had a baby! lucky girl

The hand carved wood working done on the canopy bed is something else. A lot of hard work and dedication when to making such a beautiful piece of furniture.

Looks like the carpenter left a twig resting on it. Poor girl needs to move to a country where she can get some food.

Randal

wow, so beautiful... except she has no fucking ass, that sucks

bag of bones. she does not rock skinny well.

I'd hit that like a foster child MEEP

I spent a week on St Homers - that was way too long.
But not as bad as the weekend on St Krustys. What a shithole that island was. The place is a sand bar.
St Barts is the best of Simpsons archipelago I suppose. (Looks like they don't 'have a cow' that wanders the beach.)

Look at what I found on this t shirt store called MEEP

No ass. But she is beautiful!!

Thank god! Ever since lunch I've had something stuck in my teeth.

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She's pretty, but she could do with some tits and hips. Having a baby should have given her that, what happened???

My fav is second from the left, bottom row. Like she's making me take the whole thing. Kate doesn't seem to have that type of energy these days. Possibly we should have left in a little more blood.

Pic 7-
That's the reaction I get when i walk into a bar

#18 - mmmmm....oohhhhh...you're making me so hot, I'm gonna come....don't stop...

Can someone help me? I've been blocked by Geekologie and I Watch Stuff.
God, this really sucks.

wow 2. yawn hate much?

3. fabio
Good song from SNL

Lock eyes from acros?s the room
Down my drink? while? the rhyth?ms boom
Take your hand and skip the names?
No need here for the silly? games?
Make our way throu?gh the smoke? and crowd?
The club is the sky and I'm on your cloud?
Move in close? as the laser?s fly
Our bodie?s touch? and the angel?s cry
Leave? this place? go back to yours?
Our lips first? touch? outsi'de your doors?
A whole? night? what we've? got in store?
Whisp?er in my ear that you want some more
And I

Jizz in my pants?

This reall?y never? happe?ns you can take my word
I won't? apolo?gize, ? that'?s just absur?d
Mainl?y your fault? from the way that you dance?
And now I

Jizz in my pants?

Don't? tell your frien?ds or I'll say your a slut
Plus it's your fault?, ? you were rubbi?ng my butt
I'm very sensi?tive, ? some would? say that'?s a plus

Now I'll go home and chang?e

(?jorma?)? I need a few thing?s from the groce?ry
Do thing?s alone? now mostl?y
Left me heart? broke?n not looki?n' for love
Surpr?ised in my eyes when I looke?d above?
The check? out count?er and I saw a face
My heart? stood? still? so did time and space?
Never? felt that I could? feel real again?
But the look in her eyes said I need a frien?d
She turne?d to me that'?s when she said it
Looke?d me dead in the face, ? asked? "cash? or credi?t?"
And I

Jizze?d in my pants?

It's perfe?ctly norma?l, ? nothi?ng wrong? with me
But we're? going? to need a clean? up on aisle? 3
And now I'm posed? in an awkwa?rd stanc?e becau?se I

Jizze?d in my pants?

To be fair you were flirt?ing a lot
Plus the way you bag cans got me bothe?red and hot
Pleas?e stop actin?g like you'r?e not impre?ssed
One more thing?, ? I'm gonna? pay by check?

Last week - I saw a film
As I recal?l it was a horro?r film
Walke?d outsi'de into the rain
Check?ed my phone? and saw you rang and I

Jizze?d in my pants?

(?jorma?)?speed?ing down the stree?t when the red light?s flash?
Need to get away need to make a dash
A song comes? on that remin?ds me of you and I

Jizz in my pants?

(?andy)? the next day my alarm? goes off and I

Jizz in my pants?

Open my windo?w and a breez?e rolls? in and I

Jizz in my pants?

When bruce? willi?s was dead at the end of sixth? sense? I

Jizze?d in my pants?

I just ate a grape? and I

Jizze?d... in... ?my pants?

Jizze?d... in... ?my pants?

Ok serio?usly you guys can we... ok?...

I jizz right? in my pants? every? time you'r?e next to me
And when we're? holdi?ng hands? it's like havin?g sex with me
You say I'm prema?ture I just call it ecsta?sy
I wear a rubbe?r at all times? it's a neces?sity

Cuz I

Jizz... ?in... my? pants?

(I jizz in my pants?, ? I jizz in my pants?, ? yes I jizz in my pants?, ? yes I jizz in my pants?)?
Yes I jizz... ?in... my? pants?
(I jizz in my pants? (?akiva! ?)?, ? I jizz in my pants?)?

where did her ass go?

Who the fuck is the dude dressed up in a bikini...???

Now that is Beautiful!

Now that is Beautiful!

Oh my god, she is gorgeous. I absolutely love her! And #10, #10, are you really Randall? Because Ale has always been tiny, has a small bone structure, and looks wonderful.

Why can't American women look like that after having a child?

I'd suck her cock. It'd be much better than having my eyes water and my stomach turn flips while I lick a fat girl's stinking hairy thigh-rash-bracketed gunt-hidden tunahole.

I looked at the pix, now I am hungry for beef jerky for some reason.

No ass at all! And her stomach looks a bit bulgy in these pics. But she's still beautiful.

*meh*
To the person that said Amy Winehouse has more of an ass than this, I think it's becuase Amy ate this VS model's ass. That or instead of losing her breasts when (if) she breastfed, she lost her ass instead......

With her pouchy belly now, and totally flat ass (she used to have one, albeit a super tiny one, but there used to be something there) she's got a weird looking body shape. She'd look so much better with a little junk in the trunk.

American women don't look like this BEFORE having a child. They all start getting fat around 18-19 years old, which is why they always say women like Alessandra look like 14 year olds. In the funhouse mirror that is an American woman's eyes, anything less than 20lbs overweight is "unhealthy." I don't know why the Islamics are even bothering with terrorist bombings - Americans are already eating themselves to death, while wailing about the 1% of their population that has anorexia (I think they get upset at any meat entree that's not well-marbled).

"She'd look so much better with a little junk in the trunk" etc. -- Even with Obama in office, there's a large majority of Americans who do not want good looking girls turned into n igger-looking girls.

Zascia: Genius post. Couldn't have said it better myself.

SHE HAS NO BUTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WEIRD SHAPE......!

FUCKING STOP POSTING THESE. Make a separate blog or something jesus, you've got enough pointless " " in a bikini posts.

Here are some statistics:

65% of women in the US are currently overweight or obese.

0.9% of women in the US experience anorexia at some point in their life. On average, it lasts 1.7 years. That means with an average life expectancy of 79.5 years (minus 18 since we're sticking with adults for this comparison), about 0.025% of adult women have anorexia. That means at any given time, for every anorexic woman, there are over 2500 fat chicks.

No Toe, no Grow.

she just had a baby too

Know Toe, know Grow.

That's an amazing body.

She looks like the hot little sister of Cindy Crawford!

Good lord. She certainly got her body back. Wow.

I guess I'm the only one who finds her face completely fug. I really don't get the hype around this woman.

Those americans have a problem facing reality, folks!!
IN A FEW YEARS IT'S TIME FOR A BATHING SUIT.
(but they simply can't deal with that)

i must agree that her face is weird, but she used to have a really nice body
i guess not being able to work out while prego demolished her cute little ass completly
she looks skinnier now than before she had the baby, i remember her having more shape before
as always with her, some pics look good and some look awful - she would never have been my pick for a model

I'm not sure I'm hot for chicks whos stomach sticks out further than their breasts. I know she's arching her back, but after staring at her gut for a minute I thought for sure an alien was going to pop out.

And as some have said, yeah, her ass is flat. It's kinda like looking at the butts on all the girls in Tokyo-- yet they wear the SHORTEST shorts as if they have something to show off.

The Fat Chicks Suck Asshole is back. God that dude has issues.

great face, ugly body.

This chick is simply gorgeous. And it's great that she's still in bikini shape after shitting out a kid.

Those are some good genes.

'Tis true, she'd be better with an ass, but she's still amazing looking. And it's nice to see a woman's chest that doesn't look like a butt is growing out of it's top.

'Tis true, she'd be better with an ass, but she's still amazing looking. And it's nice to see a woman's chest that doesn't look like a butt is growing out of it's top.

She is gorgeous.

I would prefer a bit of an ass, just because flat asses are kind of gross, but she has a rocking body and so soon after a baby too!!

Now about the fact that she seems really, really stupid? Not so hot.

Ok she has no ass, but don't you think she also has a heavy square kind of jaw like a horse?

I really like her bathing suit, too.

Fucking this chick would be like running your dick up and down a cold grill...

wow all those people commentin on her flat ass, yea u guys r right she is hideous! c'mon r all those ppl makin comments THAT hot! you all probably look like stalone with fat bellies and cottage cheese asses. the girl is gorgeous , jealous freaks

Her tummy already looks infinitely better than it did a couple months ago when she was shooting the fashion show.

People are really critical of her for chancing her modeling career by having a baby but in most of these pictures, there's no way you could tell that she gave birth w/i the last 6 months if you didn't know. The first shot is especially sexy.

61 - just because people said she has a 'flat ass' does not mean they don't think she's gorgeous, and it doesn't mean they're fat.

Get a fucking grip. AND PLEASE LEARN HOW TO SPELL.

YES 63!!! Fucking fatties saying she has no ass... I'd waaaaaaaay rather bone her, than some fat greasy fuckbitch hitting refresh on superficial all god damn day!

wow they photoshop alot in victoria's secret don't they. she's real pretty, but there's something disporportionately off about her body considering her stomach sticks out more than her backside which is practically inverted and that bikini bottom will slide off any minute. she does look good for having a baby, but she needs to work out or grow curves or something considering the line of work she's in. just sayin.

64, are you talking about yourself?

64, are you talking about yourself?

You will never, ever, ever get to have sex with her. Or anyone that even remotely resembles her. Just FYI, because I think you have the mistaken impression that someone who would say "fat greasy fuckbitch" ever gets a girl into bed.

Needs an ass. Otherwise flawless.

*gets out of bed with #67's mom*

I'm sorry, you were saying?

OMG, how did she lose the baby weight so quickly?!
It's like she never had kids at all!

I see a pattern here. Many women find her beautiful. Many men find her ugly. Why do women find a bamboo pole figure on themselves beautiful? A woman without curves, like our very own Alessandra Ambrosio here, looks like an anorexic adolescent boy. You have to get me piss-ass drunk first before you can convince me to bang her.

I see a pattern here. Many women find her beautiful. Many men find her ugly. Why do women find a bamboo pole figure on themselves beautiful? A woman without curves, like our very own Alessandra Ambrosio here, looks like an anorexic adolescent boy. You have to get me piss-ass drunk first before you can convince me to bang her.

I do NOT like pic 3

i dont like her tan. not even.

Hottttttt