Dec 29 2008Whitney Port likes to be watched
Awesome news, America; Whitney Port's new reality show, The City, premieres tonight, and she invites you all to watch it! For anyone hasn't heard yet (hey, it's the holidays; you're forgiven), The City follows Hills alum Whitney Port as she weaves through New York and makes her mark on the fashion world. Which should be pretty obvious, from the completely flattering dress she's wearing in the above photo. (You can probably log onto OfficialWhitneyPort.com for all sorts of fashion tips from her, like how to make a really cool hat from a bird's nest.) If I walk around in a Hefty bag cinched with police crime-scene tape, can I have my own reality series too? I suppose anything could happen. *Sniff*; America—it really is the land of opportunity!
Reader Comments
1. Scrodo - December 29, 2008 5:52 AM
These ads that try to look like stories are lame and lick balls.
2. Alice - December 29, 2008 5:55 AM
Im sorry, but I don't watch TV, especially when Whitey Port is on.
3. norton - December 29, 2008 10:14 AM
Anyone else see a little down syndrome in this chick?
4. Oh man. - December 29, 2008 12:22 PM
Cmon dude, at least the kim paid stories are nice to the eyes. This is just too much.
5. cmon - December 29, 2008 12:25 PM
Cmon dude, at least the kim paid stories are nice to the eyes. This is just too much.
6. Mama Pinkus - December 29, 2008 4:57 PM
who is she? she looks retarded
7. KK Loves the Urine - December 29, 2008 9:03 PM
She looks like a child who grew too tall for her dresses but keeps wearing them. Of course, compared to that sleazy Kim Kardashian, most of the female population in Hollywood looks good. And appear intelligent. And seem to have talent.
Come to think of it, KK makes everyone look good. Kind of like the poor performing employee who is always late or absent; makes everyone else look good.
8. max - December 29, 2008 9:29 PM
So, she likes to be watched, you say. No problem. I'll watch her as she sucks my cock.
9. gerard Vandenberg - December 30, 2008 12:27 AM
That''s why she wears the GOGGLES, folks.
SHE SIMPLY ISN'T USED TO THAT KIND OF ATTENTION.
(people don't see her eyes now from this spying freek)
10. Alina - January 2, 2009 5:01 AM
Oh, you people are so cruel. What witty remarks we have here.
Pfffft.
11. Alina - January 2, 2009 5:02 AM
Oh, you people are so cruel. What witty remarks we have here.
Pfffft.