Dec 3 2008The Superficial Botox Contest: And the winner is...

RFist!

Congrats Kiki!

I won! Wheee!!

Kiki is an ugly fat slut.

LOL! Yeah, that was a good one.....

Congrats.

.

Ouch

FUCK!! I needed that botox. can we go half and half on it kiki?

I personally liked "Nothing tickles more... than crabs on your thighs" the best :) it definitely made me lol. but congrats to kiki

Gratz Kiki! Yeah I read the comments because I was bored, and I saw Kiki's which I thought was mildly witty. The rest were just sad. Like they were written by a bunch of 12 year olds with all the fart/dick jokes.

i'm speechless.

i don't know what to say.

i went over to IWS to read the entries for the monty python contest. i expected the same uninspired, lame ass utter BS like for this friggin botox contest. however ... the entries at IWS are so full of fun, proving humor and wit and a sense for the funny ... amazing. i'm truly impressed.

so in conclusion, fish readers are ugly wrinkled dumbfucks in dire need for botox. IWS readers are clever, smart, funny and beautiful people.

i would say congrats but im taking a shit and its hard to talk while i am straining this hard

#9

Mine was genious . . . calling it a work of art would be an understatement. . . (sigh) I don't remember what i wrote . . . couldn't have been that bad.

Kiki's upskirt looks like a sharpee's neck.

Why can't I get past the second page on the site? It keeps tossing me back to the first page instead of moving on.

why can't i still not view the 3rd page of this site?? fix it NOW.

Good one.....

EXACTLY carnie. i mentioned this on the brad pitt post but they ignored me!

@Pixie

As hypocritical as it may sound, you can't really expect much from a lot of the people that come to this site. I was actually surprised that The Superficial even expected to get anything even remotely witty and/or funny out of these people.

I didn't find that funny at all.

What does it mean? I am being serious here too, not trying to knock Kiki. Can somebody explain why this is funny?

What does it mean? I am being serious here too, not trying to knock Kiki. Can somebody explain why this is funny?

Well done, Kiki!

"Up the bum, no babies"

PICTURE THIS

Ahahaha! I love the caption! very inspired, perfect!

Nevermind. I googled upskirt. Now it's funny.

christina....i agree with you. seriously, not knocking you kiki and im jealous you get free botox.....but i really dont get it :( i laughed, but im not really sure if i knew what i was laughing at.....congrats anyway though!!!!

oh and please dont let someone inject motor oil in your face!!!!!!! seriously.

oh, please. who ever is knocking people for reading this site needs to buzz off. Don't act like you're so holier than thou that you can't just accept the fact that people enjoy satirical writing about celebrities. You're obviously on this site just like the rest of us. So, for all of our sake's, just keep your mouth shut.

And, Congratulations, Kiki :]

suck it, Enema

I can't believe everyone is being a good sport about losing...its like opposite day on xanex...cause damn I really wanted to win. My skin's like a sidewalk - my cracks are whack, yo!

Good job Kiki. Your prize is a free temporary membership at Tall mingle. com

My late entry is, "Can you believe they pay me to fart on these seats???"

Congrats Kiki, you wild woman!

Why can't I see the pics on the site today?

Congrats! If you can make a comment that is not only funny but true - you deserve to win!

@ #30

Guess you'll just have to inject your forehead with that leftover Turkey marinade instead now....I'd just stay away from the Cajun flavor, it'd be a real stinker if you sweat alot

I'm just jazzed one of the only 2 comments that were funny won!!!

CONGRATS!

It looks like we have our own little celebrity here at The FISH in Kiki, who I'm sure we'll start to see more of now, not only as the original but with the trolls too. Perhaps you could send in a before and after photo of yourself for The FISH to report on, Kiki, so we can try and figure out where you used your supply of botox on.

May the smile on your face be felt by all today. Congratulations again!

Randal

@37 which was the other funny one??? I didn't think there were any.

Emma, you're a smelly cunt.

Emma. I'm sorry that was mean. My mother told me not to tease fat retards.

OMG Snap! Christina ftw!

It is not that funny. Is Kiki blowing the fish dude? Maybe with those big puffy lips, she will be able to get some suction around the Fish's little dick.

oh man! thats B.S. I go robbed!!!!!!!!!!!

Good luck with the botox, Kiki. Please submit some before and after photos for our enjoyment...

I called it the moment i saw it, she was good! pure luck though...

Superfish should post the runner ups!

oh yea kiki, a real congratufugulations...keep up the good work so you may eventually botox yourself to look like - let's say Wayne Newton's younger sister, Melanie Griffith's sister, Cher's girlfriend, Meg Ryan's stunt double, Carrot Top's friend with no benefits....to name a few - whoo hoo

Hey, $500 bucks goes a long way with a pseudo Mexicano doctor

Hugs xoxo!!

@38 Randal, could you have your face any further up Kiki's ass? Are you hoping for an after Botox BJ?

Thank GOD you got rid of that blue bad girls background bullshit
I hated it sooooooo much
thanks for returning to a non obnoxious format
am glad i don't have to quit visiting after all
xoxo
fancy

She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

Thank you Randall. You've inspired me with your many insightful posts.
You touched me.
Luv
Kiki

She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

PS Congrats Kiki am glad they chose a good one
are you really gonna get botox??
can you just get money instead?
a friend of mine got her armpits botoxed so they wouldn't sweat or smell anymore cause she found out she was allergic to dedoderant.
if they botch the botox and you get swelling it'd be way less bad on your armpits then the whole duck lips thing. Antonio Banderas's wife turned into a scary duck lady - don't let that happen to you!

2 fibbers lathering each others backside, botox those lying lips!

I laughed. Way to go, Kiki.

@ 43 Botox (Botulinum toxin) doesn't go in the lips, its injected in to the face in tiny amounts to paralyse the muscles, therefore relaxing wrinkles. Botox in the lips would be a bad idea.

ALL you motherfuckers are so fuckin stupid!
Who the fuck wants botox injections? Are you fuckin serious?
What that girl said wasn't even funny.
Randal, fucking go to hell asswipe.

Haha, I knew that one was the winner right off the bat. Made me laugh my ass off.

congrats! and you better let them put your pictures up or else bitch. i wanna see how fucked up your face gets :)

I just masturbated to the thought of Kiki shitting on Paris. RAWR!

I usually like reading the reader comments cause you can find a lot of witty gems. I was surprised on how many captions...sucked. Kiki, your witty, snarky entry was a well-deserved win!

I usually like reading the reader comments cause you can find a lot of witty gems. I was surprised on how many captions...sucked. Kiki, your witty, snarky entry was a well-deserved win!

Brittany won!

I don't understand your comment, but Brittany
won and I'm glad!

Brittany won!

I don't understand your comment, but Brittany
won and I'm glad!

She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

Good job kiki

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I thought Ted from LA would win for sure. I call bullshit.

Binky: Good point # 69. And Kiki' - welcome to the site. Those who've commented here for years salute you.

Cliff Notes : Who's Kiki ?

Binky : It's the States Cliff.....They're still looking for the WMD's...you know...that type of thing....

there was a kiki from FL on Paris' BBF. crazy.

Seriously? "move your head bitch you're blockin' my upskirt" won??? Jesus. A monkey could've come up with that. You know, if monkey's could talk.

Kiki, I'm so glad you won and not me! I couldn't take all this shit from these idiots.

congrats kiki... although to be honest, you didn't have much competition

A TRANS-SEXUAL in pink, folks!!
america in recession.
......WEIRD?

Congratulations, Kiki! If there's one person more deserving of a Botox injection ... wait, that didn't ... oh, well never you mind ... enjoy your botulism ... I have to grow my own ... old cans of Campbell's Cream of Vagoo are an excellent source ... I sell the stuff to the overwrinkled overbronzed former hippies chicks trying to reclaim their halcyon days of free love and STDs ... It's scary when you have to apply it "down there" ... way,way,way too many sagging folds ... have to use a quintuple dose ... and an oxygen mask ... sob, sob, choke ... what I have to do for scratch

I have to be honest, I would rather no contest than free botox. This is a serious contest fail, made even sadder by my like (not love, I'm just not there yet) of this site.

Hey someone local! I'm in Palm Harbor too! : ) Congrats Kiki!

Kiki, you no-good botox stealin bitch!

So, you're a fave over at W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m, are you? Well why the hell aren't you buying your Own Botox? Damn rich people, coming along and taking Botox from the poor.

What the hell is IWS????

"i'm speechless.

i don't know what to say.

i went over to IWS to read the entries for the monty python contest. i expected the same uninspired, lame ass utter BS like for this friggin botox contest. however ... the entries at IWS are so full of fun, proving humor and wit and a sense for the funny ... amazing. i'm truly impressed.

so in conclusion, fish readers are ugly wrinkled dumbfucks in dire need for botox. IWS readers are clever, smart, funny and beautiful people."

Since there appear to be a few Kikis here, I'll go by Botox Kiki from now on. :) Thanks for the congratulations from all the nice peeps here! I dunno what I'll use the Botox on, but I've heard it might help migraines which would be awesome for me. I never thought about it much beause I never thought I'd win it!
One thing is for sure: I will NOT be posting my before-and-after pics. My ego is far too fragile to handle all the "Kiki's an ugly whore" comments that would inspire. :)

LOL!!!! that must have been a hard decision

poon tang, you really live up to your nick your dumb twit. IWS= I WATCH STUFF!!!! one of fish's fucking sister sites!! omg, how stupid do you have to be .... either this or you're no regular.

*you
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