Dec 10 2008

Shauna Sand makes surprising attempt to cover up panty flash

Shauna Sand exited a vehicle last night without completely flashing her panties which is a huge step considering it's, well, Shauna Sand. Obviously, those "Fancy Classes" are paying off.

She was also spotted with her ex-husband Romain Chavent which is interesting since she just claimed in court that he punched her in the implants and took naked photos of her children. If somebody took nude pics of my kids, I probably wouldn't go clubbing with them as much as I'd be lighting their face on fire. Then again, that's just me and my crazy love of logic.

EDIT: So, that's not Romain Chavent. But this guy is!


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ok..... so ummm shes just nasty...... lock that bitch up somewhere and put her on display as the true meaning of trashy........

I'm a douche.

ok..... so ummm shes just nasty...... lock that bitch up somewhere and put her on display as the true meaning of trashy........

WHOOOooooo!

Looking good girl! Lay off the weekly facelifts though, it's getting hard to defend those lately.

Shauna Sand 2012!!! What's the difference between her and Palin?

Pic #6: "Heyyy, look. You have one of those flashie-thingies that steal peoples' images."

OMG I would rather look at Oprah's 200 pounds than this disgusting piece of trash whore.

She almost made a public appearance into a pubic appearance.... there, I said it.

She's a cartoon.
Ironic that she tries to hide her panties while you can completely see her nipples through her dress

who in the fuck is shaunna sand and why does anyone care she makes madonna look like Anne Hathaway

this woman makes me snicker, cringe and leer all at the same time.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure that her left nipple is waving "hello" to everyone in the first shot..

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Does she owns any other pair of shoes?

So, it's official. Those clear plastic stripper heels are the only shoes she owns.

Pic #1 - What is up with that left knee? I realize there's a bit of a fish-eye lens going on, but a person's knee does not have that hinged appendage poking out. Personal note to Shauna - next public appearance should be at your hairdresser's to take out those roots, beeyotch. And lose the gum. 12 year olds chew gum. Oh, wait... you were TRYING to go for "loser skank whore with a fucked up hairdo?" My bad.

Ew.

Pic #2 - Poor kid. Look on his face is like: "Couldn't I have come out of ANY other womb???" What??? That's the boyfriend???? My bad.

Check this out:

http://www.makemeheal.com/news/images/shauna-sand-plastic-surgery.jpg

She ruined herself, she was a beautiful girl.

All those shoes need is the hollowed out area in the sole for the water and the goldfish. What??? She left those at home??? My bad.

I have no idea who the f*ck she is, and i dont care...all I know is that she looks like a tranny trainwreck, and i am hoping she does a header off those gawd awful shoes and atleast knocks some fashion sense into that peroxided brain of hers...

I could lay limp black sausage in this all night long.
Yummy.

I have no standards whatsoever, and even I wouldn't fuck that.....

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Those shoes are permanently glued to her feet. Maybe they're implants to.

Same fabric as Britney's top on the previous post. Trashy!

I'll be damned if she's not the ugliest thing I've ever seen. She has a clown face.

Say what you want about Shauna but damn, I wish I had her legs.

She so ruined herself... Why cant these media whores just accept themselves as they are and go on with their life? All the plastic surgery makes them look so bad.

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NIPPLE!

good god she's hideous. she looks like a really skinny piece of leather...like a belt.

omg. she scared the fuck out of me.

She was MissMay 1997 for Playboy ... was married to Lorenzo Lamas ... her tits are real, they are. But she used to look good !! She has three kids.

You posting more pictures of her is just delaying her inevitable and complete demise into obscurity. Please for the love of ... let it go ... resist the temptation. No more pictures of Shauna Sand.

Epitome of weak minded, worthless old hag that is desperately trying to fight old age.

Woman constantly think that men exploit them, when in reality, no one has held a gun to any womans head to become a worthless, zombie brained model, stripper or porn star. Women are their own worst enemy because women in general are stupid, easily duped and incapable of independent thought.

On very rare occasions I have met women that blow me away with the skills and intellect. Some of them are very physically attractive too which is a rare combo. Out of all the women I know I would say 1 out of 100 impress me intellectually. Most just want the man to do every damn little thing for them.

So ladies..... its time for you to evolve and catch up to us men.

How does someone spend so much time in the plastic surgery OR and still end up looking like a complete pile of trash?

I'd like to crawl up her butthole and start a campfire.

Hey Hey....at least she's GOT panties on! :P

Dear Shauna,
Stop wasting my time. If you want to show me your bush, just stop wearing clothes.
Love
Trent

Ya know, in a couple hundred years, in a landfill somewhere her body will turn up. And it will look EXACTLY like any of the photos above.

@37
Well put. They can't work together to save their lives either, that's why they'll never be effective leaders.

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I just changed my mind on Shauna

Speak for yourselves 37, 43. I practically run this site with all of the comments making fun of me and if I left half of you would leave with me.
Women are much smarter than men. That's why God left us to carry the children.

She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """"" W e a l t h y C u p i d . c o m""""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?

Ick. She was a Playboy playmate once...now I'd rather look at a dugong.

#44 women think they are smarter because they are able to do sneakly little things that man are not aware of even if its right in their face! guys have to stop and observe women's behavior without looking at them, they will learn alot!!!

Aww...venomhed, such a sweetie! Actually, the Y chromosome evolved by degeneration of the X chromosome. We've survived without you before and we'll do it again.

Is she a hooker - who is she? And who gives a shit about her panties - her top is basically see through why bother with underwhear at all when your big fake boob nipples are visible anyway? Shes icky.

Yes, #49 she is icky. But there is always some moron willing to screw her (I'm talking about you Deacon Jones).

This women just looks ridicules!

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sneakly? what the hell with these typos!!!

supper hot

supper hot

i had the supposed restraining order looked into by the BH police as I have a personal connection.

Just so you know ITS COMPLETELY NOT TRUE. There was never a restraining order! No photos, no punching. I don't know where the Superficial or TMZ or whatever get their INFO but it's not true. Does anyone do checking on these stories? The children are real kids... they watch TV and have internet (as do their friends) think of that.... do some research before you post something that can be so personal.

That's a wide stance you're taking there douchie.

@48 - biology vs. brains, two different categories... oh why bother, you will NEVER understand.

Open legs, pop baby out, that means women are smarter! (Female logic at its best folks)

If that's the best you got "sweetie" go back to the cave you belong in, make me a sandwhich, suck my dick, wash my clothes and STFU!

Those transparent platforms... is that the only pair of shoes she owns?

WOULDN'T BE AN ISSUE IF SHE JUST WORE ENOUGH CLOTHING OVER THE PANTIES IN THE FIRST PLACE...IT'S NOT LIKE SHE'D BE COVERING UP ANYTHING THAT CUTE!!!

#16 and #60, I was thinking the same thing. Seriously, I can't come up with any other explanation.

where does the classy end and the lady begin?

What kind of mother stays with a man who took naked pics of her kids???? They should be taken away.

She is disgusting, and OMG THOSE FUCKING SHOES, WHAT SMELLS WORSE THOSE TIRED SHOES OR WINEHOUSE'S GRUNGY BALLERINA SLIPPERS....

what hideous freaking shoes...dumb whore should know when her 15 minutes are up

I'm surprised you missed the nip

I don't know who or what this thing is, but it was not born a female. Christ, what a hideous, orange mess.

#59- it's spelled S-A-N-D-W-I-C-H. If you are going to lord your male intellect over the Superficial crowd, please at least be able to spell fucking sandwich correctly.

.................GRANDMA IS HORNY, folks!!

"Who so...orange?"

"Why so...orange?"

@32-sweeping generalizations about half the population is a great sign of your intellect....there is evenly distributed intelligence throughout both genders. just because the population surrounding you may not be the cream of the crop doesn't mean you can generalize about women like that.

god damn fish face going on

I can't believe she completely fucked up her natural beauty with stupid plastic surgery, she looks like a complete freak.

pic #8 Paris Hilton with breast augmentation, period!

wow, nipples and all and i'm still as soft as tom cruise at a lesbo full contact strip club. shes ain't pretty.

Why did got invent men? Because dildos can't mow the lawn.
God gave men brains so they wouldn't hump women's legs.

And God made women because inflatible dolls can't make dinner . . . . yet.

She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?

Are all Yanky women fake, plastic, dumb, blonde, fuckwits like this...? Guess so.

Well by that logic English Bob, I guess that means all Brit twits are like Jodie Marsh and Katie Price.

@68

Attacking my grammar? Is that your best woman? Holy shit, and you think women are smarter than men so you attack online grammar as your "final assault".

Wow, just wow. You lose.

Bring back the real Fish. The real Fish was funny and didn't censor racist comments.

Wow the traffic has really dropped off on this site since the got rid of the real fish.

Talk about skanky!

#37 what are u blabbing about? The porn industry is huge these days. If anything, although some women have no respect for their bodies, they're smart enough to know that men are predictable and want porn. If you havent noticed, alot of the women in the media are worthless pieces of trash, but hey there the ones getting tons of cash. I call it genius.

@79

No, unfortunately

There's sand in me! I can't make racist comments without consequences. Cater to me! Wah! Wah!

Are you really bitching about not being able to act like a racist asshole? Why don't you stand on a street corner and say every little thought that pops into your head. See how that works out and spare all of us from reading your fucking pathetic Troll speak.

WTF?!, #81 is incapable of making himself a lame sandwich and doesn't even know how to spell the word properly but he's desperate to prove some strangers on a gossip blog that he's some sort of superior creature because he has a (tiny) cock.
I don't know why this site is attracting so many weirdos lately.

@87

lol....my work blocked facebook in the latest round of "upgraded" firewalls

This is the only release I have, short of jerking off on in the server room or starting smoking again.

she looks like a tranny...

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She's freaking hot, I would lick her turd cutter all night long!!
Yummy.....

Why does this lady look like a 90's porn star? I mean her clothes look so outdated and cheap. She needs a stylist and a better plastic surgeon

I am a whore with a moist hairy twat. I flag down men in their cars by flashing at them; it helps me air out my twat.

She is gross, why do people even bother checking here out

how many fk surgerys did she do.... dam she can even smile rite! i feel bad 4 some of these pplez..... NOT!! they did it 4 themselfz

She looks like she eats children...

@ venomhed. Over half of the MDs coming out today are women.
The only MDs and PhDs in my family are women. This is by no means unusual.

Oh and women are graduating with bachelor's degrees in ever greater numbers. Over 51% of bachelors are going to women these days. All women are dumb? What is more likely is that you have too high an opinion of yourself. Arrogance in either sex is a sure sign of lack of social skills.

hey guys !!we are talking about that all day .we should have some other life styles ,yes? Somedays ago i saw a website www.sugarbabymatch.com here..when i sing up there ,haha .fantastic ! beauty,beauty!manymany beautythere! i had a dating yesterday!wow wow ! it is my faverite! You have any interest to lovers ,you can have a try there!,

why after 10 years is she STILL dressing like a hooker???!!!!!

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