Dec 23 2008Scarlett Johansson's snot worth $5,300

People are stupid, apparently.

*Wonder where Randal going to store that crap*

I wouldn't mind having a napkin smeared with S.J.'s snot and lipstick, but I'd only accept it as a personal present.

Wonder what some of her love lotion would go for then

Scarlett,
You truly are a beauty, I would only hope that one day I can meet you and maybe have a chat about upcoming projects of yours.

Don't let anyone get you down, girlfriend. I hope to be seeing your radiance on the big screen soon! I said I wouldn't be here till 2009, but I could not help but chime in after seeing your adorable face on The Superficial's main page.

Once again, thanks Fish!

Randal

I'm so sick of seeing curvy women like her. I like women who look sort of like teenage boys or even like young girls. She is so ugly!

You know some freak is going to use the DNA from that kleenex to clone her and her nice tits.

she is so fucking overrated, this girl is NOT that attractive, get the fuck over it!!!!!!!

The only sentence that should have "Scarlett Johanssen" and "blow" in it should also include "my load on her...".

@lizzy
The attractiveness of a person is subjective. It just so happens most people agree on their opinion of this young woman.

I'll agree with the mass and say I find her very attractive, but I'll respect your opinions because I'm sure you have your reasons.

Also, I wouldn't buy her snot no matter how awesome I think her to be.

How arrogant must you be to save a tissue believing you could sell it?

Could you imagine how much a suck on her tit would go for?!

What's the high bidder going to do with a used tissue - masturbate to it?
What a fucked up loser.

@13
I'll tell you exactly what he'll do with it.
1. Add Water
2. Jerk off with the snot
3. Fall asleep

Heh, I've got something in a tissue you can sell.

At that rate she should just quit her career, start sneezing into ziplock bags, and sell whatever flies out of her face into the bags on eBay. Looks like a great plan since I didn't know the market for snot on a kleenex was so strong in this economy.

That's gross...

@6 Thanks troll..

I under how much she could get for some used panties??

Scarlett Johansson's snot rag with lipstick = $5300

Scarlett Johansson chopped up and put into a blender = Priceless

With that huge horse mouth, I'm surprised it fetched as much as it did. I suppose for an encore, she could shit into a bag and sell it, at least that way she could be real as to what the benefactors of her charity will be getting.

I think it's hilarious that most of the negative comments, on every post, are from women. Post a picture/story about a pretty woman that men like, and it's guaranteed that a bunch of women will write comments saying things like, "She isn't even that pretty!" or "She is talented, but her body isn't even that great," when it's obvious that those things aren't true. Stop hating!

I'd pay $10,000 for a cup of Scarlett's breast milk.

#21

CC you don't know what you're talking about. I'm a woman and I'd do her. In fact, I'd do her twice just to spite you.

Everyone, pray for CC!

Wow. So, that basically means that I can blow my nose and put the tissue on eBay claiming it belonged to Angelina Jolie.

@19 I probably shouldn't have laughed as hard as I did. That is priceless!

She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?

Bitch has no fucking class.

thats retarded, perhaps even the whole gold plated tooth thing made more sense

im not a fan, although i did like her quote "i look like a boy, well not my body obviously" because i agree, he face is nothing special. he husband is hot as hell tho!

umm ok. what is the buyer going to do with the tissue in a year? how will he prove to people that it belonged to her? i'd rather buy an actual collectible.... people are weird.

god, i hate this stupid chicken! seriously, who the fuck does she think she is being so certain someone will buy her boogers? but then again why not, if there some fucked up idiots out there? but i still wish she's break her neck.

"I under how much she could get for some used panties??"

Yeah, this event does beg the question...

THE PROSTI-SLAVES ARE QUITE CVHEAP THESE DAY'S, folks!!

You know the guy that bought the snot rag? He now has dibs on her used tampons and kotex pads ... Goodbye Scarlett, my dear, it's too bad you didn't think twice and gave damn.

That's the problem with six and a half billion people - at least three hundred fucking million are clearly totally out of their skulls.

My whole self is not worth that much. Well my bank account in this economy.

I could whore myself or my mouth for that much and more and again, but...........

I think the guy who bought it was a scientist. His plan is to clone her using the DNA from that tissue. Then he'll raise the little Scarlett's in his basement and eventually open a whore house when they grow up. All Scarlett all the time! Talk about a solid business plan.

I'd buy it. I'd use the DNA to clone my own mini-Scarlett.

A fool and his money are soon parted

i think she's beautiful and super hott and all...but seriously $5300 for a tissue with snot?! i wouldnt even want it if it was for free!!!

#23 - That is just comic gold. Your ability to type why shoveling food in your pudgy mouth is amazing. I can only conclude that you have a third hand, or extremely dextrous feet.

Just be thankful it was Scarlett blowing her nose and not Michael Jackson. If it was a Michael Jackson kleenex, it probably would have chunks of rotting flesh along with bloody pus filled snot from his decaying nose and sinuses . . . but on the other hand some of his fans might like to have that for breakfast . . .

I'd pay that to taste the snot from her pussy...

.........................WHAT ABOUT HER SHIT, folks?

Mimi, I said "most," not "all." Learn to read!

she's soooooooooooooooo ugly

beautiful or not, she is overrated as an actress. and, she doesn't have much tits without the wonder 'kit' on. so why are we supposed to care about this oyster-girl?

beautiful or not, she is overrated as an actress. and, she doesn't have much tits without the wonder 'kit' on. so why are we supposed to care about this oyster-girl?

First, I am not a fan - I think she is the most boring, uninteresting actresses in this town. Second, let me guess, the person who bought and paid for it some old, bald, overweight stalker perv weirdo who lives in mother's basement, right?

Ebay link inside.

http://youbentmywookie.com/buzz-pop/scarlett-johansson-auctions-off-diseased-tissue-on-ebay-2603

If she can squirt out some breastmilk, I'll go $7500, if Ryan Reynolds can make her vag squirt like those pornstars, that could fetch $10,000 on the Hot
Chick bodily fluids website.

Save that shit and clone later ^_^

Then he can have his very own SJ fuck toy haha.

I am a guy and I think she is damn ugly. She has good tits but an ugly face.
I'd hit it if she put a bag over her head.

Since Obama seems to have a burgeoning gift industry, I foresee Scarlett putting her face and image on t-shirts, etc. Its gold Jerry!

the chickdowntown.com models blow scarlett johansson away they should auction somthing off id buy it i love those girls they are so hot

Not really feelin this one. She's a charmer, but that's a strange fetish for some people out there. I'd rather just download classy images of her (oh yeah...sexy photos too!)