Dec 8 2008Scarlett Johansson & Eva Mendes are not even trying

FIRST...!!!

Scarlett looks like she's quickly morphing into Rob Lowe's wife

...and WTF is up with that fugly skirt Miss scarlet? gah!!!

I WANNA FUCK THAT LATIN MAMA! THATS RIGHT! FUCK HER! FUCK HER GOOD! FUCK HER HARD! FUCK I WANNA FUCK HER BAD

Forget about Camel Toe, Scarlett's got Pigeon Toe.

They're wearing the outfits Sam Jackson told them to wear. Like all white girls, they'd do ANYTHING to fuck Jules.

Hi I am Samuel L Jackson. For this role I am going to challenge myself and play a pissed off black guy. You have never seen me act this way before!

Sam L has got to be one of the worst actors of all time. Right up there with Keanu Reeves.

Forget Scarlett's outfit, what happened to her hair? It looks like she styled it with cooking oil. icky

I wish I looked like that without trying...

You're presented with the ensembles of Scar, Sam and Eva and you launch an attack on the ladies and totally overlook Sam's... whatever the fuck you call what he's wearing?

You're shitting me. Could this have been a more blatantly sexist tirade? Why does he get to look like THAT? The ladies aren't dressed for the prom, but are you telling me that he "tried" to do anything that would look decent even by "trip to the Pathmark" standards?

Credibiity. Get some.

Eva is sexier, Eva is hotter. Scarlett is waaaaaaaaaaay overrated, as well as her acting.

frank miller looks like something out of Deliverance.
love the green velour pants, Sam "on the downlow" Jackson.

The dress that Eva is wearing is probably something I would wear at my kids PTA meetings.

Adolf is sad,

So is Jesus, #14.

Scarlett looks smokin' but where'd her tits go?? :(

Thank you # 10. You took the words right out of my mouth.

I never post on this site, but I couldn't resist this time. So the ladies aren't super glamored-up, maybe a little every-day woman for your celebrity standards. But somehow the biggest atrocity between the three of them is completely overlooked? An art-less, wretched graphic sweatshirt stolen from a highschool freshman's gym locker matched with oversized pants made of moss?

Come on Superficial. I thought you had the presence of mind to make fun of everyone. In this case you didn't, and as a result , prove yourself mindless and sexist.

Thank you # 10. You took the words right out of my mouth.

I never post on this site, but I couldn't resist this time. So the ladies aren't super glamored-up, maybe a little every-day woman for your celebrity standards. But somehow the biggest atrocity between the three of them is completely overlooked? An art-less, wretched graphic sweatshirt stolen from a highschool freshman's gym locker matched with oversized pants made of moss?

Come on Superficial. I thought you had the presence of mind to make fun of everyone. In this case you didn't, and as a result , prove yourself mindless and sexist.

I like eva's dress! Her whole outfit is cute! And scarlett's outfit is okay! superficial u have no style no one cares what u think when it comes 2 fashion!

The bitchez look fine, just cuz they dont have titties n ass overflowing all over the place doesn't mean they don't look good.

Scarlett has won me over. She's beautiful, sensual, gutsy and smart.

You have to admit, Scarlet looks stunning. She has an almost child-like quality about her, yet at the same time, she can have an almost feral beauty. Her wardrobe might not be not be all that impressive, but her almost ethereal beauty overcomes this easily.
Smoking Knockers too.

Scarlett Johanssen is an overrated little midget. She looks even dumpier standing next to Eva. Eva....rawrrrrr

ScarJo - your upper-lip is starting to look like a slug. Lay off the collagen!

Not a very flattering pic of Scarlett... Looks like a sweater bodysuit with a bad skirt...

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Evertime Scarlett stands next to a hot burnette she looks bad. Next to Eva she doesn't exist and remember the W mag cover next to Natelie Portman? She looked like do do next to her.

C'mon, they look cute and put-together. Just because they're not trying to get cameras all up in their crotchless panties doesn't mean they're not trying at all.

And normally your sexism is funny, but this time it looks like it's accidental. Methinks all this tongue-in-cheek writing about women not living up to your standards of beauty may ACTUALLY be going to your head.

They both look good...

scarlett looks terrible, i'm so depressed. she resembles a dumpy gawky pre-teen school girl. eva mendes looks amazing, but her dress leaves something to be desired...even in a different pattern it would work....

What is up with ScarJo's wardrobe lately?? Horrid.

Mendes is gorgeous. Scarlett not so much. All white women who have had no *ahem* injections from the darkie gene pool anywhere along their asncestral line know deep down inside that they are plain and boring. They lack personality and pizazz. And they are HORRIBLE in the sack. Trust me I know I had sex with one once.

You know what's the best part:
THEY'RE EVEN CONVINCED THEY LOOK SEXY!!
(can you believe that?)

Johansson and Jackson do look frumpy. And that other guy makes my nose wrinkle because he probably smells funky, based on what he looks like in those pics.

you know, i used to be scarlett's #1 cheerleader. i thought she had this like natural, feminine beauty and an innate sensuality. i was wrong. and so was the rest of the world.

she manages to look boring and strange all at once. she is average-pretty, but the things that make her 'unique' make her less attractive, like that over-inflated upper lip. she is a fucking snob (not to mention the fact that she seems to view herself as an intellectual but hasn't even been to college) and was a product of clever marketing.

the more i look at these pictures, the more i think eva embodies the things that i once thought scarlett did. now, 8 out of 10 times, i would really only be impressed by a blonde (just being honest)....but eva really has that curvy and natural (like as in real breasts...that aren't sloppy and matronly like you-know-who) but fit....she has a confident glow...and pulls off sexy without coming off as sleazy.

now, eva is a little masculine in the face (well, maybe more than a little), but scarlett is homely all over (use 'lost in a translation' as a reference if you don't agree...and believe me you will.)

the big difference is that scarlett puts a huge effort into appearing effortless. she works real hard at knitting together a style...at squishing those overstuffed lips the right way...at crafting this liberal and sexuality liberated image...and acting as if she has just been fucked before she arrived but is too much of a lady to mention it. but eva really does have an effortlessness to her. she looks like she enjoys sex (but actually IS too much of a lady to show us her box). she also seems to own up to a certain amount of effort, as far as style is concerned, and she is all the better for it.

These two women never look anything other than stunning.

But what on earth is Samuel L Jackson wearing??!!

She's a beautiful woman.She's so gorgeous. I love her. I saw her profile with photos and videos at my === intimate mingle . c o m==== I also found her blog there.It's said that she's seeking for a young man to be the BF ? Is that ture ???

She's a beautiful woman.She's so gorgeous. I love her. I saw her profile with photos and videos at my === intimate mingle . c o m==== I also found her blog there.It's said that she's seeking for a young man to be the BF ? Is that ture ???

She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

My guess has to be that Scarlett is pregnant! Look again, you can't tell me that skirt doesn't look like a cover up!

Actually Scarlett looks prettier than usual, maybe because her hair is different

Geez, I thought blackwell croaked a little while back? What's with you fruit pies critiquing their clothing?

Who gives shit what they're wearing? It's what underneath that counts.
Hubba hubba!
Except for Samuel Jackson, I don't wanna go there.

i think Scarlett jo is pregnant also... her face is chubbier, she's glowing and she's stopped bleaching her hair...not to mention the cover-up tent shes got on

I don't care what she looks like I would still pork Scarlett in her ass quite vigorously any day.

Scarlet is morphing back into the ugly teenager she used to be. Eva looks fine to me.

Eva looks adorable. She'd be hot in a trash bag. She's a spicier Cindy Crawford.

Scarlett is overrated and going downhill. That outfit is totally gay.

Eva looks adorable. She'd be hot in a trash bag. She's a spicier Cindy Crawford.

Scarlett is overrated and going downhill. That outfit is totally gay.

Hmm...its great that they're trying to dress like not-rich ppl, but...

Everyone here needs to get the hell over themselves. Nothing can please you. Get a life, besides posting negative comments about every single person posted on this website. Do you seriously have nothing better to do? I bet you must feel amazing after talking down about people you have never met, will never meet, and will never accomplish anything besides sulking in your own self pity and hatred. We've got some winners on this site!

this is what i call a mindless ugly whore.

Scarlett's outfit is ugly and I am not digging the hair colour. Eva looks gorgeous, as per usual.

I like Scarlett's outfit.

Ok that's enough. I'm so sick of those never ending narrow-minded comments about Germany.
Of course you tried to be funny but when will you people finally realize that we can't take this anymore? I'm German and yes,we have a horrible history, our ancestors made horrible mistakes but in Germany we are sick of feeling ashamed and being portrayed as nationalists.
It's half a century ago and our generation is still faced with those stupid predjudices.So I, personally feel totally offended, although I know that you probably just wanted to be funny and what can you associate with Germany? Yea sure: Nazi, war...etc. That's so pathetic. There is so much more to our country!
And don't pretend you Americans don't have blood on your hands, so who are you to go and make fun about "pissing off the Germans"? That is just so disrespectful. There is a line, and you def crossed it with that comment. Just saying.

scarlett j, is one over-rated, not even average-looking girl who's painful to watch on screen. she's also known to be a diva without any talent, charisma, intellect or sweetness that would make up for her bitchy attitude. just another fabrication of hollywood---looks pathetic without enough make-up & photoshop. eva mendes might look rather masculine to some, but at least hers is natural beauty that can pass as 'exotic'. plus she's humble and doesn't try too hard to look different from what she is.