Sarah Palin's daughter gives birth
Sarah Palin's unwed teenage daughter Bristol Palin gave birth to a baby boy Saturday, according to People:
"We think it's wonderful," said Colleen Jones, the sister of Bristol's grandmother Sally Heath, who confirmed the news. "The baby is fine and Bristol is doing well. Everyone is excited."
The baby's name is Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston and he was born at 5:30 a.m., according to Jones.
Tripp? Seriously? I don't get why Bristol's being subtle. She might as well name her son "Hey, mom, I smoke my face off and have unprotected sex with my redneck boyfriend every time you're at church." I mean, it's Sarah Palin we're talking about here. She's just gonna call the kid a "Maverick" then give him a handgun to play with. "Aw, is there anything more adorable? *BAM* That dog was getting old anyway. *BAM* Hey, it's not like I can't remarry. *BAM* Oh, boy, I get to meet Jesus!"

Reader Comments
1. j - December 30, 2008 7:07 AM
This entry was really pretty tasteless.
2. Sadie - December 30, 2008 7:08 AM
Joy to be 1st. Take care of your baby and monitor visits with Grandma.
3. Stoney - December 30, 2008 7:25 AM
Don't get it. You trying to say her son is gay?
First day at school -
Teacher: What's your name?
Tripp: "Hey, mom, I smoke my face off and have unprotected sex with my redneck boyfriend every time you're at church" Johnston
Teacher: You're only 5. You have a redneck boyfriend and smoke?
Tripp: Yeah, I'm gay, smoke blunts and shoot things.
Teacher: Alrighty then. Please go sit in the back of the room "Hey, mom, I smoke my face off and have unprotected sex with my redneck boyfriend every time you're at church" and try to stay away from the other kids.
Tripp: Can I play with that cute redneck boy?
Teacher: Just go sit in the back of the room.
Tripp: My grandma's gonna get you.
Teacher: SIT.
Tripp: Awwwwwwwwww. Anyone got a light?
4. Jeff W. - December 30, 2008 7:28 AM
Now that idiot Palin is not going to be VP (thank f'ing God), how fast do you think Bristol's boyfriend is going to dump her? What a bunch of losers.
5. Dork - December 30, 2008 7:43 AM
Cool, two high school dropouts who name their son Tripp. I guess they got that name from his druggy Grandma Johnston.
6. Gern Blanston - December 30, 2008 7:47 AM
Okay, we get it. You're an atheist. Savaging those who have faith is rather cheap , obvious and infantile. Or is it just Republicans in particular? Anyway, I enjoy your site and since I don't suppose you'll be ripping to shreds any Democrats who go to church or espouse their faith in God like, oh, maybe Obama, why don't we keep the naked ugliness to ourselves?
7. The Pill! - December 30, 2008 7:52 AM
I still say the other baby, Trigg (curiously similar to Tripp) also belongs to Bristol. It's said that Trigg was born early, which suggests that Tripp may also have been born early, making it possible for them both to be hers. It makes sense for the same mom to have a trend of giving birth early. I say they're both hers, which these idiots should just admit now that they are free to fade back into obscurity. And for crying out loud get on some birth control!
8. Jeff W. - December 30, 2008 7:53 AM
Gern, the Republicans deserve to be savaged, I mean, uh, look at the world. Thanks, George Bush. Oh yeah, and "faith"? When I hear someone use the word "faith" what I hear is, "I believe in magic and superstition" or, "I'm stuck in the Bronze Age". Educate yourself and stop wasting your time on make-believe. The Republicans should be ashamed of Palin - she highlighted everything wrong with Republican ideology. Thankfully Americans have matured since electing the worst president in US history for a second term.
9. joe - December 30, 2008 8:12 AM
Another redneck triumph story.
10. Fati - December 30, 2008 8:23 AM
well if the bitch couldn't bring up a daughter that's NOT a whore, and a stupid whore who knows nothing of birth-control, at that, than she sure as hell had nothing to do in bg politics.
11. hunky dunk - December 30, 2008 8:34 AM
she's got nice tits - just like mommy.
12. duh - December 30, 2008 8:42 AM
Duh, at least we get super-genius Biden as VP, duh.
13. duh - December 30, 2008 8:42 AM
Duh, at least we get super-genius Biden as VP, duh.
14. EverybodylovesROUGHers - December 30, 2008 8:42 AM
I hope grandma does her job and dont let that girl breast feed! we need those things to stay perky and full....
15. coo lover - December 30, 2008 8:42 AM
i've been coming to this site on a daily basis for over a year now but i think this will be my last visit. when i saw the headline for this story i just knew that there would be some idiot liberal bashing sarah palin or mentioning that dumbass idea of her youngest child actually being bristol's. what i can't wait to see is how the liberals and the media try to cover for barack hussein obama when he runs this great country into the crapper.
16. Bitch Please - December 30, 2008 8:50 AM
Just because she didnt go out and get an abortion like any other highschooler does not make her a whore. Look up the stats on abortion you will clearly see MANY girls have gotten pregnant at a young age, they just never keep it. So your your calling everyone who does a whore? Lots of teens fuck up that don't mean they are idiots, nor does it mean there parents are idots! When you were a teen did your parents know where your dick or vajj was at all times? Hell no! She is a teen so chill the fuck out.
17. Obama the Messiah - December 30, 2008 9:00 AM
We get it. You are a liberal and think Republicans are all evil and stupid. Of course not as stupid as joe biden. You know, the future VP who told a guy in a wheel chair to stand up so people could clap for him.
Coo Lover is right. It will be interesting to see people try to explain away Barry Obama's utter failure to lead this Country. Let me take a gues, it's all Bush's fault right?
18. Joe Biden - December 30, 2008 9:10 AM
Everyone who posted before me sucks Ann Coulter's penis.
19. Deacon Jones - December 30, 2008 9:18 AM
@16
The whole irony in this situation "Bitch, Please" is the fact that the Republicans preach abstinence only, and the VP's own fucking daughter gets knocked up. Get with it.
@3
I think that was the least funniest post I've ever read.
20. Barack Hussein Obama - December 30, 2008 9:48 AM
You're such a dick. All you commies had a field day criticizing Pailn as being 'unsophisticated', yet the governor of the great state of Illinois can't complete a single sentence without dropping 2 or 3 F-bombs...what a class act.
And the 'people's choice' president-elect is off playing golf at a fancy resort in Hawaii while millions of americans are losing their jobs. Democrats are so smart!
21. havoc - December 30, 2008 9:50 AM
Would I hit it?
You betcha....
.
22. Stoney - December 30, 2008 9:50 AM
@19
Actually, this is the least funniest post (and makes no sense):
She might as well name her son "Hey, mom, I smoke my face off and have unprotected sex with my redneck boyfriend every time you're at church."
23. juniper - December 30, 2008 9:54 AM
i agree that the superficial writer is an asshole liberal piece of shit. i am middle of the road, both repubs and dems are scum at times, but if your are 100 percent democrat and drive a prius to save the world you are an asshole like the superficial head writer fagboy.
24. Yo! - December 30, 2008 9:59 AM
I've never commented on here before, mainly because I enjoy reading all posts from idiots who can't spell and who haven't heard the words "proper grammar" before. But, I thought I'd use this to vent my general frustrations with American politics. First of all, Obama won. Get over it. Smack talk/bashing him isn't going to change the fact that he's the new leader of our country. Also on that note, bashing Palin isn't going to change the fact that she's not in the White House with McCain (I think she had her share of humiliation during the campaign). It seems that people are unwilling and unable to see the bad in the political party of their choice, but they jump at the chance to highlight the bad of the party they don't support. All politicians, ALL Democrats and ALL Republicans, are manipulative and just want your vote. True, some more so than others, but it comes down to picking the lesser of the evils. Whether or not you voted for Obama, or if you think he's a Muslim (if you do think he's a Muslim, please, read up on the religion before you start using Islam and terrorism interchangeably, you actually might be surprised. Nothing is more annoying than someone who relies on the biased Media for information), the fact is he's going to be our president. And before you start hypothesizing that he'll "run the country into the crapper," give him THE CHANCE to fail or succeed.
25. Ashton Moore - December 30, 2008 10:09 AM
Bristol is a notourious barebacker. Levi must be really glad that McCain didn't win because now he can disappear in obscurity and become another Sean Avery.
26. Deacon Jones - December 30, 2008 10:10 AM
@20
What has the ACTUAL PRESIDENT been doing?
27. i.know.better - December 30, 2008 10:19 AM
@24...agreed. I'm a conservative, and I'm more than willing to give BHO a shot at this...after all, sitting presidents are NEVER as extreme as the positions they take when running (especially in the primaries). Let's hope the prez can stand up to the real left-wing loonies (Reid and Pelosi) and resist the temptation to appoint activist Supremes. What bugs me, though, is the hypocrisy of many if not most on the Left. For example, my Democrat-voting neighbor new every wart, mistake and inconsistency of every Republican up for election; conversely, he knew NOTHING, negative OR positive, about the Democrat candidates he voted for. I think he is more the rule than the exception.
28. phil - December 30, 2008 10:19 AM
Tripp is usually used as a nickname for someone who is the third (III) in a family lineage, as it's a shortened version of "triple".
Seeing as how there's probably not a Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston and Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston Jr. up the family tree, it's kind of a stupid cowboy name that seems to be all the rage with stupid mouth breathers lately.
29. juniper - December 30, 2008 10:21 AM
the fact is your wonderful new chief of staff rahm emanuel lowered the standards for entry into the country while he worked for clinton, its a fact look it up. he did so to get their votes, with no regard for your future or security. think of that the next time your in the 7/11 buying your losing lottery tickets.
30. Stephanie - December 30, 2008 10:29 AM
An unwed mother?! O NOES! Do people keep bringing that up because her mother is a Republican or something? There's really nothing that girl could have done to keep the public from eating them alive. In the past, most women were married and had at least one child by eighteen. I seriously doubt everyone calling Bristol a whore waited until they were over eighteen years old and married to start having sex.
31. Deacon Jones - December 30, 2008 10:43 AM
@30
Well, I guess they're going to hell, right? Isn't how that works?
32. Doc Holiday - December 30, 2008 10:46 AM
Hey Superficial, Why can't you just stick to Tits and ass and vent your nastiness elsewhere. Shit is shit no matter who you dump it on and it makes the dumper stink too. It's your site dude. Do what you want but, this aint entertaining.
33. back.to.bed - December 30, 2008 10:49 AM
What's the big deal about unwed mothers and Republicans? Sheesh - two-thirds of black children are born out of wedlock, and I'd venture to say most of them that voted were solidly Democrats and voted for both our 1st and 2nd African-American presidents.
34. jen h - December 30, 2008 10:55 AM
Sarah Palin is trash and her poor daughter just wanted to get away from her. Now she can get her own place; teenage girls get pregnant for a reason, ya know--they are aware of birth control.
35. juniper - December 30, 2008 11:01 AM
speaking from personal experience right jen h?
36. Alden Bugly - December 30, 2008 11:07 AM
Well GWB tops BHO in one category: Telegraph.UK has a video of the Messiah on a driving range in HI; his swing is 'granpa worthy! Telegraph gave him a 4.5 of 10 vs 8/10 for GWB, Nyah,nyah,nyah,nyah,nyah!
37. Bleeding Liberal - December 30, 2008 11:18 AM
Whether she wanted to have the baby or not was not a choice. They do not have Planned Parenthood or any other resources of the like in Alaska.
38. BigJoe - December 30, 2008 11:19 AM
@ JeffW- in one post you say "thank God" and then another post you bash people who believe in faith...you're a doucher. And GWB has kept our country free from a terrorist attack since 9/11 and took the fight to them...notice how we don't really hear that much news out of Iraq? Oh, did you also notice that Iraqi's held the first public display of Christmas, ever???
Also, I hope Tripp goes *BAM* w/ a gun Gov. Palin gives him to your face and the Superficial's face.
And I think Barry Obama is seriously thinking "of fuck, what did I get myself into"
Now, go fuck yourselves
39. Will - Denver - December 30, 2008 11:24 AM
Stop being a Liberal idiot and leave Sarah alone.
Your comments show your ignorance.
40. HA - December 30, 2008 11:32 AM
@39
>>Stop being a Liberal idiot and leave Sarah alone.
Your comments show your ignorance.
So, if someone's viewpoints don't match your own, they're an "idiot."
You Republicans truly have cornered the market on logic.
Hats off to you.
41. Wake Up - December 30, 2008 11:52 AM
@40
Basically Palin is an idiot for thinking she can have a platform with high morals when her daughter had sex out of marriage and a baby out of wedlock for starters. The fiscal republicans all agree that Palin is too far to the right to be a good VP or Pres candidate for 2012.
42. juniper - December 30, 2008 12:06 PM
yes i agree she is too far to the right. these days when you make a stand of any sort (unless its gay rights or more illegals) you are shot down. you have to straddle every issue. you have to have no morals. you have to say yes i will help you to everyone (even if you cant) then you will be elected head idiot. so yes you are right, since palin actually stood for something she stood no chance.
43. Jim Jones - December 30, 2008 12:06 PM
@Gern Blanston:
I don't think it's so much the faith that he's mocking, but the blind fanaticism that idiots like Palin use to justify their extremist behavior. Besides, if you're going to frequent this site, develop a sense of humor.
44. Jim Jones - December 30, 2008 12:10 PM
@BigJoe:
That whole Bush kept terrorists from attacking us argument is laughable. Doesn't anyone remember that 9/11 happened on Bush's watch, and leading up to it where loads of incompetence? Apparently not. As for Iraq, it has done nothing to stop terrorism; quite the contrary, it has given the terrorists something to rally to and use to attract new recruits (why fight then over here when you can kill Americans in your own back yard?), and it's a big contributor to our own economy collapsing under our noses. It's amazing the ignorance it takes to justify anything our current president has done.
45. juniper - December 30, 2008 12:11 PM
jim jones i will develop this sense of humour you talk about when the superficical writer and other media outlets make equal fun of democrats. i think the IL gov. is giving them some material but no one is biting. why not? so stop being a hypocritical asshole yourself jim jones and stop drinking the kool aid. pun intended.
46. Jim Jones - December 30, 2008 12:17 PM
@juniper:
What, exactly did she stand for, aside from hypocricy? Supposedly a reformer, when her state is the biggest offender of pork spending per capita? Claiming to know how to run government, when she had an administrator running things for her because she was so incompetent? Claiming she has foreign policy experience because she can see Russia, even though she'd never even been to the island where you CAN see Russia from (and she thinks Africa is a country, etc.)? Simply standing for something doesn't necessarily make you moral; it reminds me of those idiot arguments that it doesn't matter what you have faith in, so long as you have faith. I doubt anyone could argue the morality of the Nazis, though they clearly stood for something. The truth is, Palin is a complete idiot who got by on her overrated looks and her selection was a complete affront to anyone with half a brain or who gives a damn about this country or this planet. Pay attention to the world around you, you might learn something.
47. Jim Jones - December 30, 2008 12:23 PM
@juniper:
I think you're confusing this site with a political gossip site instead of a celebrity one. If you haven't noticed, most of his sources are places like Star, OK, and People Magazine, which have granted celebrity status on Palin but not Blagojevich yet. I'm sure once Rod makes the tabloids, the Superficial writer will post something on him, too.
And I'll take my kool aid over your's anyday.
48. juniper - December 30, 2008 12:24 PM
what did she stand for? 'normal' american values, not the twisted san francisco values so in vogue today. thats all i need to say, the fact that she stood for ONE thing puts her ahead of biden and osama. they stood for nothing. and do you really think osamas voters knew what he stood for? or do you think they just liked his personality, or the fact he was black? but thats ok, hes a democrat, he does not need to pass scrutiny. and the whole african/country thing was not a true statement attributed to her, you pay attention and you would have known this. meanwhile i dont have to falsify the fact that biden said he said fdr on tv talking about the depression. he really did say that in case you forgot. so take down your keith olberwoman poster and get both sides every now and then, it can only make you smarter.
49. Dummy Up - December 30, 2008 12:25 PM
#42
Quit listening to Republican talk radio and practice logic and critical thinking. Palin talked about morality, but could not get her daughter to wait to have sex until being married. It was Palin's decision to take the moralility platform while not looking at her own daughters moral flaw (according to Palin's platform.) Obama was top in his class at Harvard and has a model life. He is open minded and very intellegent unlike Palin.
50. juniper - December 30, 2008 12:29 PM
and i am not confused, dont speak for me pls. i know exactly what this site is. that is why its even more insulting to put down lies/garbage as facts when i know the average reader here has a very shallow impressionable mind.
51. Susan B. Anthony - December 30, 2008 12:30 PM
While Mayor; Palin allowed rape victims to pay for their rape kits at 1,000. So much for Palin looking at the budget. Even Mccain's former campaign manager said that Palin was bad for his campaign because she is too far to the right. And Col. Powel (Former Sec. of State) said the same thing. Somebody convinced McCain that hey Palin is female so let's have her as your VP. Palin is no Hillary Clinton. Hillary has a law degree and Palin has a Communications degree. Palin needs to get a higher degree, study political science, and constitutional law for starters.
52. juniper - December 30, 2008 12:33 PM
well if the honorable general powell said that it must be indisputable. he is never wrong, especially when he told bush that saddam has all kinds of WMD and hes ready to launch them. im betting he would like us to forget that. and you are right, palin is no hillary. she never had anyone murdered (vince foster) and she only neglected her states business to run for a few months, not 8 years.
53. juniper - December 30, 2008 12:37 PM
its been fun people but i must go. i am going to watch a dvd of fdr and one of his famous hdtv chats!
54. RJ - December 30, 2008 12:39 PM
#52
Col. Powel went along with it after much refusal to his own regret. After all he was in the Bush administration and stepped down and he spoke the truth finally. You poor misguided Republican talk radio listener. Thank goodness the Americans have spoken and voted for Obama. And go on and talk more talk radio lies like Hillary killing Vince Foster.
55. Doc Holiday - December 30, 2008 12:44 PM
Sue B......Palin was easily too far right for John MCcain but considering TEDDY KENNEDY is to the right of MCcain that aint saying much. Lets face it...He was endorced by the New York Times in the primary.
56. juniper - December 30, 2008 12:46 PM
sorry i couldnt take that one sitting down RJ. i still have the nypost, do you want to see it? on the front page colon is standing in front of a committee and HE is talking about how in this one picture there is an empty truck and in the next picture its loaded with WMD. no one prodded him into saying that, he said it was proof HIMSELF. and he resigned years later, well after the war was a proven failure, and of course wrote his book for $$ like everyone who leaves. you put a bullshit spin on this story and i wont stand for it. i was there i didnt need msnbc to give me the cliffs notes version. so spin your bullshit elsewhere RJ.
57. Cory - December 30, 2008 12:47 PM
Personally, I'm grateful for Bristol Palin and her child. The nuanced and forgiving understanding of moral ambiguity that Republicans have displayed in noting that mistakes happen, demographic context is important and such things do not make someone a pariah marks a new day in American political discourse. Now we can move beyond the shallow rhetoric of the Clinton and Bush years where Republicans claimed to have the moral highground and used the supposed immorality of liberals as a peg in their argument. With the arrival of Tripp, we can move into a mature national discussion over pressing political and economic issues.
Oh wait... Sorry, I was fantasizing again.
58. Doc Holiday - December 30, 2008 12:57 PM
Cory. Republicans know people make mistakes. They just believe it is your responsability to deal with them and not just stab them in the brain with scissors during delivery.
59. Cayce - December 30, 2008 1:14 PM
#56
Powel was persuaded by Bush and his people to say this. He knows he was wrong and tried to set the record straight. He will regret this for the rest of his life. Now go back to listening to your ultra right wing talk radio so you have more bogus stuff to post.
60. Americas Programmed Youth - December 30, 2008 1:26 PM
The depth of idiocy from the liberal socialist mongols of the US sheeple society is beyond amusing. We will enjoy watching the US disintegrate and implode through its newly acquired socialist propaganda machine that was purchased in the last election by 60 million tyrants.
Enjoy your new 3rd world economic status and forget electing yourselves back out of it, you are toast....
61. Superevil - December 30, 2008 1:36 PM
You conservatives sure are acting like a bunch of crybaby bitches. If you don't like what the fish has to say go back to Rush or Hannity and continue living in your bubble while the rest of the civilized folks continue evolving.
62. gnipgnop - December 30, 2008 1:38 PM
I'd let her tongue punch my dirt star while her slack jawed, mouth breathing boyfriend watches. How stonehead hockey stump got her with child while stabbing away like a teenager in the dark on a first date I will never know.
63. Ghandi - December 30, 2008 1:39 PM
#60
20 percent of Americans live in poverty. Social programs help these people get back on their feet with such things as training programs to prepare them for work and food stamps. It is true there is abuse in social programs just like the financial abuse on Wall Street. So if wanting to help the poor and providing after school programs for high risk school children, etc. are a bad thing or as you say socialist propaganda, then bring it on because unlike you, I am a humanitarian.
64. Nelson - December 30, 2008 1:52 PM
Since this story was turned into a moral smear campaign for the Democrats, I think it is hypocritical for this site in particular to glorify Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie for having multiple children outside of marriage and yet make it a point to say that Palin is "unwed teenager..." in the first sentence. Those are the kind of nasty comments that make people hate Democratic ideologies. When this country learns to depoliticize every aspect of life, esp. comedy, entertainment, and mainstream media, things will be a lot less volatile. We have taken Christianity (our founding forefathers' belief) out of everything, I think it is time we throw out politics to be fair.
Don't worry fellow Christians, as soon as Obama/Osama allows more terrorist attacks on our soil everybody will be on their knees again just like after 9/11, and everyone's faith, oh I'm sorry I mean "magical superstitions" according to (Jeff W. #8) will be back in full swing, but we will be in the "Bronze Age" so its cool. The unbelievable hypocrisy of the American people! And we wonder why the rest of the world hates us!
It's funny, the rest of the world hates us because they believe we are an immoral people and that was with GWB as President. Can you imagine how bad things are going to get with Obama? Liberals think its going to be a big party for the next four years, but we are going to be too busy bandaging our entire way of life everyday when we are under attack constantly to "live it up."
If we don't unify as AMERICANS, we are in for a really ugly four years.
65. Nelson - December 30, 2008 2:01 PM
And for the record, I was not "for" McCain either. The poor choices we continue to give ourselves for President of the United States solidifies my case that we are headed for trouble. When we cannot elect an acceptable candidate for the highest office in the world, there is big trouble brewing. And it has been brewing ever since Reagan left office. There has not been an acceptable choice since.
66. juniper - December 30, 2008 2:17 PM
i agree with the people who say we are headed for big trouble and 3rd world status etc. as i said i am not repub or dem, but i do have conservative values, ie i do believe there is a right and wrong and i think the downfall of society and the US started when these lines started blurring. if everything is acceptable then its a free for all. society cannot survive under those/these conditions. there has to be some basic moral underlayment and it must be adhered to or else we have what we have now, the US divided into 16 different factions. i would love everyone to get along but thats never going to happen. and when politicians want to force giving up guns (a conservative example) when we all know the police cannot protect you (la riots, katrina), thats when everyone should get worried. some people think the worlds problems all go away just because they drive a prius. its a little more involved than that.
67. Not4Obama - December 30, 2008 2:18 PM
Hey Superficial guy. Give the Gov. Palin crap a rest. You libtards won (for now) so let Gov. Palin and her family alone and pick on someone with an IQ as low the rest of your socialist-lberal entourage.
68. xixiwitch - December 30, 2008 2:21 PM
Thank you superfish. We love to have sex when our moms are at the church. In fact, we don't wear condoms because God likes retarded babies that are born by teen moms better than healthy babies. Oh YEAH! GOD BLESS AMERICA!!
69. juniper - December 30, 2008 2:22 PM
and just a little note on sen. kennedy. during the dem convention we saw him on his little boat enjoying life. it was apparent the sen. had no african american friends since i sighted none on board. this is more than a little hypocritical when you consider he claims to be such a uniter. i guess its a case of do as i say, not as i do.
70. juniper - December 30, 2008 2:26 PM
as we are posting here gov. blagojevich is poised to announce his appointment for the osama senate seat at 3pm today. remember this is the one he sold to the highest bidder and everyone was outraged. apparently its back to business as usual for the chicago machine and of course the superficial and keith olberwoman have no comment as usual.
71. juniper - December 30, 2008 2:26 PM
as we are posting here gov. blagojevich is poised to announce his appointment for the osama senate seat at 3pm today. remember this is the one he sold to the highest bidder and everyone was outraged. apparently its back to business as usual for the chicago democratic machine and of course the superficial and keith olberwoman have no comment as usual.
72. Stephanie - December 30, 2008 2:36 PM
Fear will make people do things they wouldn't normally do. 9/11 scared Americans. Now we are putting up with financial collapse, wiretapping, violation of civil rights, but not from foreigners...from our own 'leaders'. A war that is doing NOTHING except making money for private companies owned by political hot shots (Haliburton,KBR anyone?)and killing american men and women and thousands of innocent people ,. No one hates the US gov't because we're 'free', or because they are Muslim(ANY religion in ANY extreme is bad news). It probably has something to do with the US trying to be the world's big brother. The only people i see trying to take away our liberties for 'security reasons' is our own gov't. Who said there hasn't been much news out of Iraq? Do you live in a cave?? Are you unaware that people just like you are being murdered for the interests of the elite? Stop watching privately owned biased news ( and newspapers) and do your own research. http://www.mediachannel.org/ownership/chart.shtml Stop assuming that because someone is of a different religion than you, or chooses not to follow any religion blindly at all, that they are anti american or terrorists..another example of how religion seeks to separate. Pull your brains out of the TV and put them back in your heads. Anyone not agree? That's your right. But it's also my right to post without scrutiny, so instead of picking my post apart,getting offended over your faith, or any other issue, think of a post of your own and take control!
73. Der Fuehrer Bush, ya vol! - December 30, 2008 2:40 PM
Conservative Republicans, great comments and a real nice foundation to build your platform upon; rhetoric, hyperbole, and fear mongering. That's just wonderful stuff. Please allow me to do the same...Is this the GOP in the 21st century or the Weimar Republic circa 1936?
74. juniper - December 30, 2008 2:45 PM
nice comments stephanie you are right. and the bush guy, not sure if you directly or indirectly referred to me, but i will merely propose that the LA riots and katrina were not hyperbole or fear mongering. they were actual documented cases of the police getting their asses out of town out of fear, and in katrinas case, the cops actually turned criminal themselves. if you feel protected by them fine, but dont force that opinion on anyone else.
75. Illinois Political Fan - December 30, 2008 2:46 PM
Hey all you dumbfuck jagoffs trying to rip on Gov. Blago, remember that his predecessor was also a crook. Oh yeah, George Ryan was also a Republican. So shut the fuck up. Party affiliation has nothing to do with it, it's just a part of the (regrettable) culture of Illinois/Chicago politics. Juniper, you're one dumb shit. Turn off Hannity for a change and read a newspaper.
76. juniper - December 30, 2008 3:01 PM
you know they are crooks and yet you call yourself a fan? whos the dumbshit here dumbshit? oh, the last guy was a crook too? tell me, was he ARRESTED while in office? if he wasnt then go back into your little corner of the world idiot.
77. Illinois Political Fan - December 30, 2008 3:10 PM
I'm a fan of Illinois politics because it's so screwed up. That's the fun of it. What does it matter if a governor was arrested during or after his term due to something he did while in office, e.g. the trucker license scandal? The answer douchebag is that it doesn't matter. Ryan is in prison just the same. As for my corner of the world, I'll take Chicago over the imaginary world where you think you make any sense any day. Goddamn you're dumb.
78. juniper - December 30, 2008 3:16 PM
you win genius. i bow to your inferior knowledge. i learned years ago never to wrestle with a pig in the mud. after a little while its hard to tell who the pig is. however if you were in my corner of the world i can assure you the conversation would be more civil.
79. Illinois Political Fan - December 30, 2008 3:27 PM
Yep you got smoked. You're decent enough to realize you're defeated.
80. juniper - December 30, 2008 3:36 PM
yes. unlike your governor.
81. ANGEL - December 30, 2008 3:46 PM
HAHAHA...love this post. "*BAM* Oh, boy, I get to meet Jesus!" hhahaha
82. Aero - December 30, 2008 3:47 PM
Hey Christians...I've been looking all over the internets for the wedding announcement for these two, but I must have missed it? God told Palin to do everything else, was a wedding not on the list? Or maybe fucking teenagers out of wedlock is now "good morals"?...I'd type more, but I'm on my way out to randomly impregnate underage teenagers...
As far as the political banter, the elections over and Alaska seems to be fine. Good luck to that family in the future.
83. iamright - December 30, 2008 3:57 PM
To 'Illinois Political Fan' --- never come to a battle of wits unarmed. do you really think your getting a balanced view from reading the newspaper? Oh, that's right, you probably supplement reading the NY Times with watching CNBC and CNN. You're a joke.
Did anyone notice that most of the news outlets refer to Blago as only "Governor Rod Blagojevich"? You can be assured that if he was a republican he would be "REPUBLICAN Rod Blagojevich"...
84. Nelson - December 30, 2008 4:41 PM
That's a common media spin tactic. When a Democrat does something bad, don't mention that he's a Democrat, but when a Republican does something bad, make sure you stress the fact that he's Republican.
I just love the hypocrisy. ALL political parties are a joke. The government cannot legislate morality. Politics have strayed so far away from helping citizens. It's all about getting into office and plundering it for your own personal gain at the taxpayer's expense. The Clinton family, the Bush family, the Cheney family, the Obama family, just to name the prominent few--ALL PERSONAL GAIN AND NO RESULTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
85. Illinois Political Fan - December 30, 2008 5:00 PM
#83 Coming to a battle of wits unarmed? Yeah, admitting you do not believe the news from a host of different sources marks you as a true intellectual giant. Did the Trib or Sun-Times Ryan routinely refer to Ryan as the "Republican Governor"? Nope...Nice try Goebbels.
86. Nelson - December 30, 2008 6:14 PM
The media reports first and asks questions later. They are the most reckless entity in the entire world. The only caveat is that the media doesn't need to take responsibility for their reckless actions like everybody else.
87. Grant - December 30, 2008 6:19 PM
#84
Hmmm let's see Hillary has been an advocate for children since she was in high school. Hillary tried to create affordable health care without taking a salary, while Bill was in office. The health care corporations were worried about profits and started a smear campaign against Hillary's health care reform. Bill Clinton left the office with a huge surplus. And W. Bush will leave the office with a huge deficit and a war he started that already took the lives of 4,000 plus Americans.
Remember listening to ultra right wing talk radio is dangerous to ones intellegence.
88. Nelson - December 30, 2008 6:35 PM
#87
If you read my entire post you would have known that I think all political parties are wrong. I think the right wing is just as, if not more, wrong as the left wing. The right wing pimps Christianity to swing voters into voting for them. Like I said before, the government cannot and should not legislate morality. The Church is responsible for being a light in a dark world (Matthew 5:14).
I disagree with your views on the Clinton family. Bill Clinton's presidency was set in a perfect condition for success after the presidency of Ronald Reagan.
Remember that it usually takes 10 or more years for policies to take effect in the democratic government system. Bill Clinton had very little to do with his apparent success, just as George W. Bush has little to do with the economic crisis we now face. His biggest downfall was the war and listening to Dick Cheney who has benefited the most of anybody from the war. The Clinton family just benefited on the back end with media royalties from scandal and deceit of the American people. It's all about lulling the American people into a deep sleep while you plunder the system. What a shame!
89. Mama Pinkus - December 30, 2008 6:55 PM
the party of "family values" sure embraces its own discretions; fucking hypocrites. And Nelson, if you truly think GWB had "little to do with the economic crisis we now face", you truly need to pull your head out of your ass.
90. Ummm...yeah... - December 30, 2008 7:07 PM
She needs to stop fucking lying....EVERYONE knows that her fucking "brother" is really her son.
So now she has TWO sons.
91. Nelson - December 30, 2008 8:26 PM
#89
Which of his policies created the current economic crisis? Enlighten me.
92. harkin - December 30, 2008 9:21 PM
How funny that the Palin hate goes on and on. It's like a stuck record of sheep braying.
93. missywissy - December 30, 2008 10:13 PM
First, enough with the Jesus comments. They're really super uncreative and a lame attempt at that "Will Ferrell" type of comedy. In other words, the Jesus jokes are falling flat and are old and boring.
Second, This is Bristol's second baby. The first one is Trig. Sarah Palin totally faked her last pregnancy, if you don't believe me, research research research. There are tons of quotes from a lot of people who know her that said she never showed, and she gave a speech in Texas and flew to Alaska to give birth to her baby on the same day. Bristol Palin missed the last five months of H.S. for "mono".
94. missywissy - December 30, 2008 10:18 PM
Yeah, and one more thing. Just because a young woman gets pregnant does not make her a whore. If so, then about 75% of all mothers in the world are whores. Most H.S. girls have sex. Becoming a mother or having sex does not make you a slut.
People on this sight need to grow the fuck up.
p.s. ALL politicians are crooks. Hillary worshippers scare the shit out of me.
95. hausfrau - December 31, 2008 12:19 AM
# 16-"Lots of teens fuck up that don't mean they are idiots, nor does it mean there parents are idots!"
Your post only means that you are an idiot. And so are your parents. Good night.
96. hausfrau - December 31, 2008 12:21 AM
#92- how 'bout if we change your idiotic quote a bit from:
"How funny that the Palin hate goes on and on. It's like a stuck record of sheep braying."
to:
"How funny that the Palin love goes on and on. It's like a stuck record of sheep braying."
The latter makes a lot more sense. Asshole.
97. gerard Vandenberg - December 31, 2008 12:54 AM
beyonce wisdom: DON'T GIVE BIRTH BEFORE THE AGE OF FOUR, folks!!
98. Fati - December 31, 2008 1:18 AM
#16 - you are an idiot too. when i was a teenager i didn't fuck around. and i didn't get pregnant. and i f i did sleep around, i'd be smart enough to use birth-control. so go raise some more of those fine women with high morals. you must've got knocked up at 15 too, if you are defending teenage unprotected sex and pregnancy. thank god for people like you, you account for the great high moral society that the western world has. hahaha. whores.
99. PalinisanIdiot - December 31, 2008 8:03 AM
THIS IS HER SECOND CHILD!!!!!!
TRIGGER or TRIGG or whatever you call him is Bristol's too!
TWO KIDS AT 18?!?!?!?!!!
CAN"T GET NO MORE REDNECK THAN THAT!!!!!!
TRIGG, TRIPP, what's next TRIXX, or TRAPP?
100. FuckHead Nelson - December 31, 2008 8:13 AM
No one makes more partsan remarks than the Fucking Republicians in case you haven't noticed. And the world hates us because of YOUR Republican President G. Dubya Bush - the "C" average studen and recovering alcoholic.
During all of his debates, Obama gave credit where credit was due. Over and Over he said that in certain cases, McCain's ideas were right. That sounds like a man trying to unify the parties to me, what about you?
Ididots like you who actaully voted for Bush twice are the reason we are hated by so many other countries. You are the reason for the economic meltdown - the failing banks, the housing crisis, and the fluctuating stock market.
You Republicans with your "give the money to the corporations so they can buy mansions, pad their banks accounts and pay for their teenage daughters breat enlargement procedures" ideaologies! You are the fucking reason america is the shithole it is today.
So fuck you, fuck your auntie maw and your granddaddy paw for bring you all into this earth and go drink your asses into a fucking stupor and die!!!!
101. FuckHead Nelson - December 31, 2008 8:13 AM
No one makes more partsan remarks than the Fucking Republicians in case you haven't noticed. And the world hates us because of YOUR Republican President G. Dubya Bush - the "C" average studen and recovering alcoholic.
During all of his debates, Obama gave credit where credit was due. Over and Over he said that in certain cases, McCain's ideas were right. That sounds like a man trying to unify the parties to me, what about you?
Ididots like you who actaully voted for Bush twice are the reason we are hated by so many other countries. You are the reason for the economic meltdown - the failing banks, the housing crisis, and the fluctuating stock market.
You Republicans with your "give the money to the corporations so they can buy mansions, pad their banks accounts and pay for their teenage daughters breast enlargement procedures" ideaologies! You are the fucking reason America is the shithole it is today.
So fuck you, fuck your auntie maw and your granddaddy paw for bring you all into this earth and go drink your asses into a fucking stupor and die!!!!
102. FuckHead Nelson - December 31, 2008 8:14 AM
No one makes more partisan remarks than the Fucking Republicians in case you haven't noticed. And the world hates us because of YOUR Republican President G. Dubya Bush - the "C" average student and recovering alcoholic.
During all of his debates, Obama gave credit where credit was due. Over and over he said that in certain cases, McCain's ideas were right. That sounds like a man trying to unify the parties to me, what about you?
Ididots like you who actaully voted for Bush twice are the reason we are hated by so many other countries. You are the reason for the economic meltdown - the failing banks, the housing crisis, and the fluctuating stock market.
You Republicans with your "give the money to the corporations so they can buy mansions, pad their banks accounts and pay for their teenage daughters breast enlargement procedures" ideaologies! You are the fucking reason America is the shithole it is today.
So fuck you, fuck your auntie maw and your granddaddy paw for bring you all into this earth and go drink your asses into a fucking stupor and die!!!!
103. FuckHead Nelson - December 31, 2008 8:14 AM
No one makes more partisan remarks than the Fucking Republicians in case you haven't noticed. And the world hates us because of YOUR Republican President G. Dubya Bush - the "C" average student and recovering alcoholic.
During all of his debates, Obama gave credit where credit was due. Over and over he said that in certain cases, McCain's ideas were right. That sounds like a man trying to unify the parties to me, what about you?
Idiots like you who actually voted for Bush twice are the reason we are hated by so many other countries. You are the reason for the economic meltdown - the failing banks, the housing crisis, and the fluctuating stock market.
You Republicans with your "give the money to the corporations so they can buy mansions, pad their banks accounts and pay for their teenage daughters breast enlargement procedures" ideaologies! You are the fucking reason America is the shithole it is today.
So fuck you, fuck your auntie maw and your granddaddy paw for bring you all into this earth and go drink your asses into a fucking stupor and die!!!!
104. ohgreat - December 31, 2008 8:22 AM
Ugh. Why couldn't have they given that baby up for adoption so he could have a chance with some decent (and married and stable) parents for a change? Why is it that only adopted babies deserve adequate parents while biological babies are stuck with their crack whore and white trash moms?
105. PinWorm - December 31, 2008 1:45 PM
Bristol has an awesome rack, and it can only get better during the lactation period.
Her boyfriend can score some good pot from his mom, those awesome breast to feel up, the MILF mother-in-law to be, that dude has it made.
106. Ardgelina - January 1, 2009 6:02 PM
they are very good looking i hope they have a great life! I'm sure the baby is beautiful!
107. Narcissist - January 2, 2009 3:43 PM
The Palin bastard factory is still in business!
@6, 15, etc. - What on Earth is it that has people convinced these dim-witted fornicating anti-U.S. Palin drunks are Christians? Their "faith" is obviously a politically motivated sham.
Know them by their fruit.
@45 - I didn't measure if it was perfectly equal, but are you just seeing what you want to see? Hayden Panwhatever was slammed for her ad inapprpriately attacking McCain, and several celebs were discouraged from backing Obama (Lohan, for example), because those celebs are notoriously stupid.
@64 where was this site "glorifying" Brangelina or Jamie Lynn Spears? Aren't they often slammed for public display of stretchmarks? The best they could get is "she still looks good", and Angelina/Skeletor can't even get that. Also, Brangelina is an independent adult and is free too make it's own stupid mistakes. Palin aspired to manage a country and can't even manage herself or her own children.
108. Huge Boner - January 2, 2009 6:12 PM
Bristol is fucking hot. Michelle Obama puts the fug in fugly. Sarah Palin and Tina Fey do it right. No boner for new secretary of state, ugh.
109. The Man - January 4, 2009 3:55 PM
Come on superficial writer. You're not one of those pussy anti-gun ass hats are you? I know you can get pretty liberal and we usually forgive you for that. But I simply can't handle liberal anti-gun crap. Stick with the other liberal nonsense like insuring terrorists keep enough self esteem to continue planning suicide bombings.
110. Master of The Obvious - January 5, 2009 7:49 PM
So by now ole' Sweater Meats has got to have some big ole' sweaty titties full of milk and hopefully little Tripp is suckin' The Big Ones regularly. Tripp should grow to be pretty good at sucking, just like the rest of his family...,
111. Piper's next - January 5, 2009 8:21 PM
Any pics of Sarah (vomit!) Palin while she was pregnant with (sounds like trichomoniasis) Trigg? Was he named after a gun part or an old horse? Any pics of Bristol ("Bristling with disease") Palin while she was so-called home from school sick for five months with infectious mono? I didn't think so. These people are nasty. Happy second baby with a dumb name, Bristling. Prove me wrong.
112. comment - January 5, 2009 8:42 PM
i sure am glad the bummer know it all juniper dude finally really went away...,