Dec 29 2008Paris Hilton wants you to see her 'breasts'
With her breasts set to "Surprisingly exist then confuse," Paris Hilton took her new BFF Brittany Flickinger shopping in Melbourne, Australia yesterday. So, how long do you think this whole BFF thing will last? I mean, I understand Paris is contractually obligated by MTV to be spotted everywhere with Brittany, but there's no way this isn't going to end in a fiery ball of herpes and accusations of white slavery. You know when the cameras are off, Brittany's washing the Bentley and polishing silverware while living on nothing but table scraps from Tinkerbell. Sure, it's Olive Garden, but the little bitch always eats the breadsticks. Why, God, WHY?

Reader Comments
1. ei - December 29, 2008 12:42 PM
those glasses are soooo '06
2. Mini Cantrell - December 29, 2008 12:44 PM
hahaha First but who cares
3. Mini Cantrell - December 29, 2008 12:44 PM
hahaha First but who cares
4. gerard Vandenberg - December 29, 2008 12:45 PM
BUY SOME DIVING-GOGGLES.
...................WHO KNOWS?
5. bretster - December 29, 2008 12:53 PM
Anybody notice her friend has bigger tits than Paris? Or, any 14 year old has bigger tits than Paris?
6. Paris - December 29, 2008 1:07 PM
Oh, poopy.. why did I pose next to this mannequin? It's breasts are bigger than mine and it even has normal size feet. I hate mannequins! I hate mannequins! I sure hope that pap doesn't ... 'SNAP' ... damn you. OK, make it look like I don't notice. Picture face, Paris, picture face.
7. JoeSchmoe - December 29, 2008 1:09 PM
Why do her boobs look like uniboob in that first picture? They look like they are connected in the middle, like Pamela Anderson's, except Paris has the flattest pancakes for breasts ever.
She looks like a man...narrow hips, flat butt, tiny pecs, wide shoulders. Maybe she is a hermaphrodyte?
8. Frosh@BikiniBeat - December 29, 2008 1:25 PM
Is a herpes fireball the same thing as a firecrotch? Will consult WebMD and let you know.
9. Frosh@BikiniBeat - December 29, 2008 1:27 PM
Is a herpes fireball the same thing as a firecrotch? Will consult WebMD and let you know.
10. Frosh@BikiniBeat - December 29, 2008 1:27 PM
Is a herpes fireball the same thing as a firecrotch? Will consult WebMD and let you know.
11. Leila - December 29, 2008 1:32 PM
What's with that stupid comb?!, no you don't look trendy, no you don't look cute, you look plain dumb.
Sassy Cassie would have been a better BFF, shame the hordes of voters ended up disqualifying her.
Anyway, real friends wouldn't let each other go out looking like that.
12. crabby old guy - December 29, 2008 1:35 PM
Well, Paris, I'd love to see your breasts.
How about we do it like this: Your lifeless naked body lying on an autopsy table just as the coroner guides his blade into you. I'll even take pictures.
Sound fun? Let's do it ASAP BFF!
13. Jay - December 29, 2008 1:37 PM
What breasts?
At least they won't have far to fall when she turns 50.
14. jaime - December 29, 2008 1:37 PM
the title should read "Paris Hilton wants you to see her 'breasts'. AGAIN."
15. adam - December 29, 2008 1:40 PM
FFS look at those hands !! ugh
16. Obama the Messiah - December 29, 2008 1:55 PM
Brittany Flickinger has nice looking tits. I wouldn't mind seeing hers.
17. bogman - December 29, 2008 2:19 PM
Jacky’s been calling this for a minute now!
http://www.diaryofahollywoodstreetking.com
18. bogman - December 29, 2008 2:21 PM
Jacky’s been calling this for a minute now!
http://www.diaryofahollywoodstreetking.com
19. Pathetic Worm - December 29, 2008 2:39 PM
I want to see her crying in the back seat of a police car. AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN.
20. lou - December 29, 2008 2:51 PM
This bitch is so obsessed with herself that she actually poses for herself, What is wrong with you people to idolize these worthless pieces of shit
That's what is wrong with this country as americans are so stupid they think that actors and models are heroes,
what a bunch of losers
21. chickdowntown - December 29, 2008 2:59 PM
I've got chicken fillets in my fridge that would be confused for 'breasts' before those would be.
22. Natural 34c in So. California - December 29, 2008 3:09 PM
If I were flat chested like Paris then I would wear spaghetti strap tops and dresses too.
23. Mike Roskopic - December 29, 2008 3:12 PM
What breasts?
24. Tehani - December 29, 2008 3:12 PM
To JoeSchmoe: Uniboob is right! I was wondering what to call that strange looking thing across her chest. I wonder if she paid to get that done.....
25. aliknievel - December 29, 2008 3:28 PM
LEAVE PARIS ALONE, She's really sexy if you're into cartoon bestiality. Oh, Tweety Bird McManhands why can't I quite you!
26. grobpilot - December 29, 2008 3:36 PM
Fucking brain-dead pseudo-celebrities. Can't they do anything more with their fingers than make a fucking peace sign whenever a camera is pointed at them?
Are they really that dedicated to world peace or are they indicating that they are insatiably ravenous rug-munching dykes? I think the latter is more likely.
27. Kellie - December 29, 2008 3:59 PM
Uniboob much? Paris, what the hell is wrong with your tits?
28. bop - December 29, 2008 4:03 PM
these half people are worthless
why couldn't they have died instead of heath ledger. really, they deserve it/
29. Ashton Moore - December 29, 2008 4:37 PM
I would suck on those pert little nubbins till I struck oil.
30. Melbournedoesn'tcare - December 29, 2008 5:10 PM
She looks really good- toned and healthy- But she has no reason for existence, she doesn't add to the world and therefore she should just be quiet and leave the public areana. Some dumbass in Melbourne has paid her a fortune to come over here and annoy the rest of us..leave her in the states as noone in Australia likes you!
31. Narcissist - December 29, 2008 5:20 PM
Want's us to see them but we just can't.
32. Lanna - December 29, 2008 5:47 PM
But the herpes isn't far behind......
33. NastyBedazzler - December 29, 2008 6:44 PM
I accidentally saw the finale of My New BFF and before it finished I had clawed out both of my eyes and choked my girlfriend to death for putting it on. I still am not even sure if death was harsh enough. Hopefully I spleeld all this rite because I can't see
34. NastyBedazzler - December 29, 2008 6:46 PM
#30: Dude, nobody in the US wants her either, fuck that.
35. deka - December 29, 2008 7:01 PM
i feel bad for people with small tits
thatshideous.com
36. THAT_GIRL_JENN - December 29, 2008 7:37 PM
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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HUMAN LIFE. DRUNK PRISONERS WOULDNT FUCK ME FOR $1,000,000,
THE ONLY FUNNY THING I COULD WRITE WOULD BE A SUICIDE NOTE!
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37. TRUTH - December 29, 2008 9:46 PM
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38. TRUTH - December 29, 2008 9:46 PM
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39. TRUTH - December 29, 2008 9:46 PM
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40. TRUTH - December 29, 2008 9:46 PM
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41. TRUTH - December 29, 2008 9:46 PM
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43. REALITY - December 29, 2008 9:48 PM
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44. REALITY - December 29, 2008 9:48 PM
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45. REALITY - December 29, 2008 9:48 PM
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46. REALITY - December 29, 2008 9:48 PM
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47. REALITY - December 29, 2008 9:48 PM
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48. REALITY - December 29, 2008 9:48 PM
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49. REALITY - December 29, 2008 9:48 PM
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50. REALITY - December 29, 2008 9:48 PM
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51. REALITY - December 29, 2008 9:48 PM
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52. REALITY - December 29, 2008 9:48 PM
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53. REALITY - December 29, 2008 9:48 PM
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54. TRUTH - December 29, 2008 10:06 PM
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55. TRUTH - December 29, 2008 10:06 PM
PARIS HILTON IS GUILTY OF TERRIBLE FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND A 32 YEAR OLD MAN FROM ARLINGTON, TEXAS NAMED BRANDON M. WITTE. GO TO PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM SITES FOR INFORMATION REGARDING THE FEDERAL CRIMES THAT HAVE BEEN AND THAT ARE BEING COMMITED.
56. TRUTH - December 29, 2008 10:06 PM
PARIS HILTON IS GUILTY OF TERRIBLE FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND A 32 YEAR OLD MAN FROM ARLINGTON, TEXAS NAMED BRANDON M. WITTE. GO TO PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM SITES FOR INFORMATION REGARDING THE FEDERAL CRIMES THAT HAVE BEEN AND THAT ARE BEING COMMITED.
57. TRUTH - December 29, 2008 10:06 PM
PARIS HILTON IS GUILTY OF TERRIBLE FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND A 32 YEAR OLD MAN FROM ARLINGTON, TEXAS NAMED BRANDON M. WITTE. GO TO PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM SITES FOR INFORMATION REGARDING THE FEDERAL CRIMES THAT HAVE BEEN AND THAT ARE BEING COMMITED.
58. TRUTH - December 29, 2008 10:06 PM
PARIS HILTON IS GUILTY OF TERRIBLE FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND A 32 YEAR OLD MAN FROM ARLINGTON, TEXAS NAMED BRANDON M. WITTE. GO TO PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM SITES FOR INFORMATION REGARDING THE FEDERAL CRIMES THAT HAVE BEEN AND THAT ARE BEING COMMITED.
59. TRUTH - December 29, 2008 10:06 PM
PARIS HILTON IS GUILTY OF TERRIBLE FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND A 32 YEAR OLD MAN FROM ARLINGTON, TEXAS NAMED BRANDON M. WITTE. GO TO PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM SITES FOR INFORMATION REGARDING THE FEDERAL CRIMES THAT HAVE BEEN AND THAT ARE BEING COMMITED.
60. TRUTH - December 29, 2008 10:06 PM
PARIS HILTON IS GUILTY OF TERRIBLE FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND A 32 YEAR OLD MAN FROM ARLINGTON, TEXAS NAMED BRANDON M. WITTE. GO TO PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM SITES FOR INFORMATION REGARDING THE FEDERAL CRIMES THAT HAVE BEEN AND THAT ARE BEING COMMITED.
61. TRUTH - December 29, 2008 10:06 PM
PARIS HILTON IS GUILTY OF TERRIBLE FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND A 32 YEAR OLD MAN FROM ARLINGTON, TEXAS NAMED BRANDON M. WITTE. GO TO PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM SITES FOR INFORMATION REGARDING THE FEDERAL CRIMES THAT HAVE BEEN AND THAT ARE BEING COMMITED.
62. TRUTH - December 29, 2008 10:06 PM
PARIS HILTON IS GUILTY OF TERRIBLE FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND A 32 YEAR OLD MAN FROM ARLINGTON, TEXAS NAMED BRANDON M. WITTE. GO TO PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM SITES FOR INFORMATION REGARDING THE FEDERAL CRIMES THAT HAVE BEEN AND THAT ARE BEING COMMITED.
63. TRUTH - December 29, 2008 10:06 PM
PARIS HILTON IS GUILTY OF TERRIBLE FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND A 32 YEAR OLD MAN FROM ARLINGTON, TEXAS NAMED BRANDON M. WITTE. GO TO PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM SITES FOR INFORMATION REGARDING THE FEDERAL CRIMES THAT HAVE BEEN AND THAT ARE BEING COMMITED.
64. TRUTH - December 29, 2008 10:06 PM
PARIS HILTON IS GUILTY OF TERRIBLE FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND A 32 YEAR OLD MAN FROM ARLINGTON, TEXAS NAMED BRANDON M. WITTE. GO TO PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM SITES FOR INFORMATION REGARDING THE FEDERAL CRIMES THAT HAVE BEEN AND THAT ARE BEING COMMITED.
65. TRUTH - December 29, 2008 10:06 PM
PARIS HILTON IS GUILTY OF TERRIBLE FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND A 32 YEAR OLD MAN FROM ARLINGTON, TEXAS NAMED BRANDON M. WITTE. GO TO PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM SITES FOR INFORMATION REGARDING THE FEDERAL CRIMES THAT HAVE BEEN AND THAT ARE BEING COMMITED.
66. TRUTH - December 29, 2008 10:06 PM
PARIS HILTON IS GUILTY OF TERRIBLE FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND A 32 YEAR OLD MAN FROM ARLINGTON, TEXAS NAMED BRANDON M. WITTE. GO TO PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM SITES FOR INFORMATION REGARDING THE FEDERAL CRIMES THAT HAVE BEEN AND THAT ARE BEING COMMITED.
67. TRUTH - December 29, 2008 10:06 PM
PARIS HILTON IS GUILTY OF TERRIBLE FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND A 32 YEAR OLD MAN FROM ARLINGTON, TEXAS NAMED BRANDON M. WITTE. GO TO PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM SITES FOR INFORMATION REGARDING THE FEDERAL CRIMES THAT HAVE BEEN AND THAT ARE BEING COMMITED.
68. TRUTH - December 29, 2008 10:06 PM
PARIS HILTON IS GUILTY OF TERRIBLE FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND A 32 YEAR OLD MAN FROM ARLINGTON, TEXAS NAMED BRANDON M. WITTE. GO TO PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM SITES FOR INFORMATION REGARDING THE FEDERAL CRIMES THAT HAVE BEEN AND THAT ARE BEING COMMITED.
69. TRUTH - December 29, 2008 10:06 PM
PARIS HILTON IS GUILTY OF TERRIBLE FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND A 32 YEAR OLD MAN FROM ARLINGTON, TEXAS NAMED BRANDON M. WITTE. GO TO PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM SITES FOR INFORMATION REGARDING THE FEDERAL CRIMES THAT HAVE BEEN AND THAT ARE BEING COMMITED.
70. TRUTH - December 29, 2008 10:06 PM
PARIS HILTON IS GUILTY OF TERRIBLE FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND A 32 YEAR OLD MAN FROM ARLINGTON, TEXAS NAMED BRANDON M. WITTE. GO TO PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM SITES FOR INFORMATION REGARDING THE FEDERAL CRIMES THAT HAVE BEEN AND THAT ARE BEING COMMITED.
71. TRUTH - December 29, 2008 10:06 PM
PARIS HILTON IS GUILTY OF TERRIBLE FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND A 32 YEAR OLD MAN FROM ARLINGTON, TEXAS NAMED BRANDON M. WITTE. GO TO PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM SITES FOR INFORMATION REGARDING THE FEDERAL CRIMES THAT HAVE BEEN AND THAT ARE BEING COMMITED.
72. TRUTH - December 29, 2008 10:06 PM
PARIS HILTON IS GUILTY OF TERRIBLE FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND A 32 YEAR OLD MAN FROM ARLINGTON, TEXAS NAMED BRANDON M. WITTE. GO TO PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM SITES FOR INFORMATION REGARDING THE FEDERAL CRIMES THAT HAVE BEEN AND THAT ARE BEING COMMITED.
73. TRUTH - December 29, 2008 10:06 PM
PARIS HILTON IS GUILTY OF TERRIBLE FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND A 32 YEAR OLD MAN FROM ARLINGTON, TEXAS NAMED BRANDON M. WITTE. GO TO PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM SITES FOR INFORMATION REGARDING THE FEDERAL CRIMES THAT HAVE BEEN AND THAT ARE BEING COMMITED.
74. TRUTH - December 29, 2008 10:06 PM
PARIS HILTON IS GUILTY OF TERRIBLE FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND A 32 YEAR OLD MAN FROM ARLINGTON, TEXAS NAMED BRANDON M. WITTE. GO TO PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM SITES FOR INFORMATION REGARDING THE FEDERAL CRIMES THAT HAVE BEEN AND THAT ARE BEING COMMITED.
75. TRUTH - December 29, 2008 10:06 PM
PARIS HILTON IS GUILTY OF TERRIBLE FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND A 32 YEAR OLD MAN FROM ARLINGTON, TEXAS NAMED BRANDON M. WITTE. GO TO PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM SITES FOR INFORMATION REGARDING THE FEDERAL CRIMES THAT HAVE BEEN AND THAT ARE BEING COMMITED.
76. TRUTH - December 29, 2008 10:06 PM
PARIS HILTON IS GUILTY OF TERRIBLE FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND A 32 YEAR OLD MAN FROM ARLINGTON, TEXAS NAMED BRANDON M. WITTE. GO TO PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM SITES FOR INFORMATION REGARDING THE FEDERAL CRIMES THAT HAVE BEEN AND THAT ARE BEING COMMITED.
77. TRUTH - December 29, 2008 10:06 PM
PARIS HILTON IS GUILTY OF TERRIBLE FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND A 32 YEAR OLD MAN FROM ARLINGTON, TEXAS NAMED BRANDON M. WITTE. GO TO PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM SITES FOR INFORMATION REGARDING THE FEDERAL CRIMES THAT HAVE BEEN AND THAT ARE BEING COMMITED.
78. TRUTH - December 29, 2008 10:06 PM
PARIS HILTON IS GUILTY OF TERRIBLE FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND A 32 YEAR OLD MAN FROM ARLINGTON, TEXAS NAMED BRANDON M. WITTE. GO TO PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM SITES FOR INFORMATION REGARDING THE FEDERAL CRIMES THAT HAVE BEEN AND THAT ARE BEING COMMITED.
79. TRUTH - December 29, 2008 10:06 PM
PARIS HILTON IS GUILTY OF TERRIBLE FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND A 32 YEAR OLD MAN FROM ARLINGTON, TEXAS NAMED BRANDON M. WITTE. GO TO PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM SITES FOR INFORMATION REGARDING THE FEDERAL CRIMES THAT HAVE BEEN AND THAT ARE BEING COMMITED.
80. TRUTH - December 29, 2008 10:06 PM
PARIS HILTON IS GUILTY OF TERRIBLE FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND A 32 YEAR OLD MAN FROM ARLINGTON, TEXAS NAMED BRANDON M. WITTE. GO TO PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM SITES FOR INFORMATION REGARDING THE FEDERAL CRIMES THAT HAVE BEEN AND THAT ARE BEING COMMITED.
81. TRUTH - December 29, 2008 10:06 PM
PARIS HILTON IS GUILTY OF TERRIBLE FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND A 32 YEAR OLD MAN FROM ARLINGTON, TEXAS NAMED BRANDON M. WITTE. GO TO PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM SITES FOR INFORMATION REGARDING THE FEDERAL CRIMES THAT HAVE BEEN AND THAT ARE BEING COMMITED.
82. TRUTH - December 29, 2008 10:06 PM
PARIS HILTON IS GUILTY OF TERRIBLE FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND A 32 YEAR OLD MAN FROM ARLINGTON, TEXAS NAMED BRANDON M. WITTE. GO TO PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM SITES FOR INFORMATION REGARDING THE FEDERAL CRIMES THAT HAVE BEEN AND THAT ARE BEING COMMITED.
83. TRUTH - December 29, 2008 10:06 PM
PARIS HILTON IS GUILTY OF TERRIBLE FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND A 32 YEAR OLD MAN FROM ARLINGTON, TEXAS NAMED BRANDON M. WITTE. GO TO PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM SITES FOR INFORMATION REGARDING THE FEDERAL CRIMES THAT HAVE BEEN AND THAT ARE BEING COMMITED.
84. TRUTH - December 29, 2008 10:06 PM
PARIS HILTON IS GUILTY OF TERRIBLE FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND A 32 YEAR OLD MAN FROM ARLINGTON, TEXAS NAMED BRANDON M. WITTE. GO TO PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM SITES FOR INFORMATION REGARDING THE FEDERAL CRIMES THAT HAVE BEEN AND THAT ARE BEING COMMITED.
85. TRUTH - December 29, 2008 10:06 PM
PARIS HILTON IS GUILTY OF TERRIBLE FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND A 32 YEAR OLD MAN FROM ARLINGTON, TEXAS NAMED BRANDON M. WITTE. GO TO PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM SITES FOR INFORMATION REGARDING THE FEDERAL CRIMES THAT HAVE BEEN AND THAT ARE BEING COMMITED.
86. TRUTH - December 29, 2008 10:06 PM
PARIS HILTON IS GUILTY OF TERRIBLE FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND A 32 YEAR OLD MAN FROM ARLINGTON, TEXAS NAMED BRANDON M. WITTE. GO TO PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM SITES FOR INFORMATION REGARDING THE FEDERAL CRIMES THAT HAVE BEEN AND THAT ARE BEING COMMITED.
87. TRUTH - December 29, 2008 10:06 PM
PARIS HILTON IS GUILTY OF TERRIBLE FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND A 32 YEAR OLD MAN FROM ARLINGTON, TEXAS NAMED BRANDON M. WITTE. GO TO PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM SITES FOR INFORMATION REGARDING THE FEDERAL CRIMES THAT HAVE BEEN AND THAT ARE BEING COMMITED.
88. TRUTH - December 29, 2008 10:06 PM
PARIS HILTON IS GUILTY OF TERRIBLE FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND A 32 YEAR OLD MAN FROM ARLINGTON, TEXAS NAMED BRANDON M. WITTE. GO TO PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM SITES FOR INFORMATION REGARDING THE FEDERAL CRIMES THAT HAVE BEEN AND THAT ARE BEING COMMITED.
89. TRUTH - December 29, 2008 10:06 PM
PARIS HILTON IS GUILTY OF TERRIBLE FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND A 32 YEAR OLD MAN FROM ARLINGTON, TEXAS NAMED BRANDON M. WITTE. GO TO PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM SITES FOR INFORMATION REGARDING THE FEDERAL CRIMES THAT HAVE BEEN AND THAT ARE BEING COMMITED.
90. TRUTH - December 29, 2008 10:31 PM
IGNORE MY PREVIOUS POSTS. IT FELT SO GOOD TO BE RAMMED IN THE ASS BY A 32 YEAR OLD MAN FROM ARLINGTON, TEXAS NAMED BRANDON M. WITTE, THAT I FORGOT TO TAKE MY ELBOW OFF THE ENTER KEY.
91. Notice - December 29, 2008 11:28 PM
Guilty of all those federal crimes without a trial? OK chicken little, time for your meds and nite nite little shitstain.
You sound about as convincing as religious fruitcakes who call their beliefs "truth" when none of it has ever been proven true. I bet you also fall for conspiracy theories and religious sales pitches.
Go away.
92. IWONKY - December 30, 2008 12:39 AM
#'s 37 through 90.................What?
93. Mumbai - December 30, 2008 5:02 AM
Where? What breasts?
94. Mack - December 30, 2008 10:51 AM
WTF?? Everyone says they're pancakes, or "it's a uniboob!'' No, that's just one flat little pancake sitting upon her poor excuse for a chest.
95. Mack - December 30, 2008 10:51 AM
WTF?? Everyone says they're pancakes, or "it's a uniboob!'' No, that's just one flat little pancake sitting upon her poor excuse for a chest.
96. Mack - December 30, 2008 10:51 AM
WTF?? Everyone says they're pancakes, or "it's a uniboob!'' No, that's just one flat little pancake sitting upon her poor excuse for a chest.
97. surgerylass - December 30, 2008 11:34 AM
Anyone notice that her small breasts seems to have grown together like a like an ameoba? However small, those must be implants to have no breast bone showing and not wearing a bra. Strangest look for small chested.
98. niki - December 30, 2008 2:29 PM
why does she even cover them up anymore? we've ALL seen them already....a few times, actually. who knows.
99. Kaylee - December 30, 2008 9:40 PM
Is it me or do her feet look HUGE?
100. What's Wrong... - December 31, 2008 7:59 PM
...with her titties? Are they actually CONNECTED? What is that bump in the middle? It's like a surgeon put one of those eye beauty pads under her skin and forgot to take it out after he finished the implants. Ewwww!!! All that money, and all of it just wasted on a bitch like this....
101. João - January 5, 2009 4:53 PM
hmm her boobs are very little
she have to do something hehe
If she wants, i do her a child, that's more funny than a O.P
call me babe
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102. Bob - January 13, 2009 2:43 AM
Hey, the Full Size button doesn't work on these pages! Oh. I guess it was. Never mind.