Dec 18 2008Paris Hilton shares her wisdom

First!

First!

She is such an air Head!

ilu, paris

yay i got first. woo hoo

Paris Hilton is like an accident you can't stop watching...

Bitch has never done a proper day's work in her life. Making phone calls? That's not a job, it's talking. If any Superficial readers make calls as part of their office job then stop reading this and get back to work! If Paris built schools in Africa I might have a tiny bit of respect.

She's starting to look more and more like Sarah Jessica Parker.
SPOILT BRAT.

Hmmmm. I thought I typed in www.thesuperficial.com, but apparently I ended up at chickdowntown.com. Annoying, eh?

She's starting to look more and more like Sarah Jessica Parker.
SPOILT BRAT.

Everytime I think I loathe Paris she gives me
a reason to fall in love with her again
OMG-the first picture, get a load of her butt
That is a cute little hiney, and she looks
so pretty in pink!

haha. everyone was excited she was born. Now they hide their heads in shame. Read that again....she threatens to reproduce as well. Hopefully all the booze she drinks has made her sterile though.

Eggs are produced in the liver, right? Or is it onions?

I wouldn't waste a load in her nasty butt if she paid me in cupcakes and krugerrands.

The best thing you've ever bought with money? You've used MONEY to buy things?

Is she forgetting the only reason we know her name is because she sucked cock on video?

Oh, and #1, you're a loser.

Karma gets you an inheritance, I suppose. I guess all we have to do is get better karma and a rich grandparent will shower $300 million on us. RIGHT.

You compare yourself to Grace Kelly, Marily Monroe. Please do us a favor get a mirror and see you for the fake blonde, fake blue-eyed, wonky eyed, person that you really are.

You've never known a day's work. Wearing pretty clothes and going to parties is not work. You don't say you are the most down to earth person you know - that is for someone else to say about you. What a bubble you live in.

What - she didn't learn anything about blowing a guy on camera, or not wearing underwear ???

One thing that I have always wondered about Paris. Since I havent seen the video.
SPIT OR SWALLOW ?

WOW. Where to begin?

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I like what she said. Just cuz she is a millionaire we hate her. I wish I was Paris all day long. Shopping for dresses that someday will make a diffirence, even if only in my perception all the while broke ass haters on websites (here) chug on hater-ade at me while I laugh with my puppy during my 4 hour long massage then it's off to the private jet waiting to whisk me away anywhere my heart desires... Poor girl. Do you know she speaks 5 languages? She will end up the most accomplished one of all the empty shell chix in hollyweird. She has a good family unit, money for life, ability to learn from her lessons (she hasn't been in trouble wihth the law lately) and is still a sucessful entertainer. her show is addictive and I like her on it. attack aubrey oday. that is a skank/train wreck. Paris has class.

Please God, Kill her. The hardest thing this bitch ever had to deal with was that cock on her sex tape. (she also looked like a VEEEERY boring lay)

"Ever since I was little, it's what I knew I wanted to do--be a blond icon."

Damn, I didn't see the "be a blond icon-101" in the college course catalogue. How did I miss that one?

@20, Paris, i didn't know you read this site. Seriously, Paris speaks 5 languages? "Me ruv you rong time, joe" does not count as a language.

the way she looks???

if i had a dog that ugly i'd shave it's ass and make it walk backwards...

stupid ass bitch, i wouldn't nail that with fish's dick

DIE YOU STUPID WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

all i want for xmas is HER DEAD!

What is the best part, is that fake ass bitch believes the shit she writes is fucking relevant. I truly wish someone would tell her, fat ASS Kim Kardashian, Heidi and Spencer to go the fuck away, they ARE NOT CELEBRITIES. FUCK QUIT MAKING POSTS ABOUT THEM.

Oh, you all are jealous. She is a hottie. Love that tight little body. She is so elegant.

I loved her in Zoolander!

I'm having a problem reading the posts because of all these rude ads all over this page.

yeah these ads are a tad bit annoying. but never as annoying as paris

SPIT OR SWALLOW?? DOES THE WHORE SPIT OR SWALLOW ?

i hope she gets the aids

Spanky...NEITHER, son, NEITHER!

You can't declare YOURSELF to be one of the most down-to-earth people you know.

Ms. Hilton may have many things that money can buy, but one thing that she needs desperatly is a manager that would have stopped her from giving Esquire those arrogant, inane and deluded quotes.

"I don't think it's fair for a child to come into the world and have to be photographed. They didn't really choose that life."

Statement.... so stupid... can't.....

#15: "You don't say you are the most down to earth person you know - that is for someone else to say about you."

My thoughts exactly. Wonky eyes are the result of having your head crammed up your own ass for far too long.

33 thanks for the answer . Does this means she is not a whore ?

All the money in the world can't get rid of herpes.

What are the odds everything in that house is pink!

the palace sounds like a fine place

[can we say that?]

...apparently we can : )

...stay fast babe )

over n out

Solid and undeniable proof that money can't buy class.

God dammit I'd love to get her in the sack, fuck her so boring and gentle, then bazooka my load all over her prissy, stupid face.

Almost there Paris! keep growing that booty

At least being pregnant is giving her a better butt.

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She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now

This is the best she's looked, well maybe..ever.

She'll end up as crazy as Michael Jackson one day.

I agree with 20.

#20 NO, we hate her because she's a self-important, entitled, ignorant protected woman who's never done anything worthwhile in her life yet still insists she's a value to society and the human race in general. Please, that "you hate me cuz I'm rich" is old, just get over it. She's accomplished nothing in her life - and FYI, not being in trouble with the law is NOT an achievement. Millions of upstanding citizens accomplish it every day; it doesn't belong front and center on your resume, karmic or otherwise. The fact that that's the best you can do in listing her achievements speaks to how pathetic she is. And it's Natalie Portman who speaks 5 languages, not Paris.

Making calls from 7AM on - is she implying she has a telemarketing job? Guess what, stupid, if you make up your mind to be a "blonde icon" and condiuct yourself accordingly, you WILL be photographed - just lie a good car wreck or the Hindenberg - except they're more entertaining. Oh, the horror.

She obviously never heard the saying, "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt."

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Wow. You can almost hear the wind whistling thru her empty head.

down to earth? how many videos are there of this bitch spouting racist and homophobic remarks? what an idiot.

Yeah, she does look pretty good for being seventy-five.

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wow so hot ! i aslo tell you another good place !Somedays ago i saw a website............www.sugarbabymatch.com.............. here.when i sing up there ,haha .fantastic ! beauty,beauty!manymany beautythere! i had a dating yesterday!wow wow ! it is my faverite! You have any interest to lovers ,you can have a try there!

ok, so did no one get that she wear each of her dresses only ONCE?? WTF??? And these arent $19.95 wal mart dresses. How friggin down to earth are you when you wear your clothes once... must be a freaking tough life...

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Don't you mean until 1PM Paris? And phone calls to who? Talking to your airhead friend while she gets her nails done is not working.

For someone almost 30 she is such an airhead!!

I didn't realize icons were classified by hair color...among other wisdom she's imparted. Man, that is one stupid, stupid woman. And as long as you're still spouting this inane twaddle, then people will still be talking about you like this when you're 75.

Ha ha. Some asshole thinks Parasite can speak 5 languages, when in reality the dumb cunt can barely speak English.

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is she wearing a dress or overall jumpsuit or what? Honest question.

"The best thing I've ever bought with money is my house. I call it my Paris Palace. It's beautiful. Every room has beautiful crystal chandeliers and amazing moldings from Italy. When people come over they say, "Hey, this looks just like you.""

So I'm guessing this "house" has one window shade that is always half-down, and the basement is totally infested with critters.

"You may not be able to be hot when you're seventy-five in a conventional sense. Like, young people won't think you're hot."

Gee, thanks for making me lose my dinner.

#24 - I just laugh out loud uncontrollably at your post - I love it! Walk backwards - I'm dying over her - that is the funniest line ever!!!

#29 Get "adblock plus" you fucking retard.

Now she's got a pink Bentley for trolling for penis. She earned that too.