Dec 13 2008Michael Jackson: 'Know who never gets accused of touching kids? Zorro.'
Michael Jackson ran around Beverly Hills last night wearing a black mask and fedora which I can only assume means he's decided to go "full child molestor." He's already growing a mustache, so the rickety van purchase can't be far behind. Wait, is that a map to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's house in his pocket? No, seriously, there's a giant red "X" with the words "Shangri-La" written above it.

Reader Comments
1. nancy - December 13, 2008 11:04 AM
first?
2. first - December 13, 2008 11:04 AM
FIRST!
&
thats fuckin gross
3. Yvonne - December 13, 2008 11:12 AM
third??
4. Henry - December 13, 2008 11:12 AM
"Hey, Kids, I made you a mix CD!"
5. me - December 13, 2008 11:15 AM
Poor poor Jacko. I'm still rootin' for a come back. I mean c'mon, if Brit Brit can do it you can too!!
6. mandi - December 13, 2008 11:23 AM
this will haunt my dreams.
7. Me - December 13, 2008 11:33 AM
Anyone posting after Me sucks on Michael Jackson's bleached penis
8. Sport - December 13, 2008 11:41 AM
It's obvious looking at this 'man' that there is absolutely nothing wrong with the guy.
9. Me 2 - December 13, 2008 11:43 AM
The poster before me lick's MJ's butthole with a spoon and chocolate syrup to make it seem more "Black"
Why do people find MJ sane?
Anyone else would have been thrown into solitary confinement!
10. Jeeeesus - December 13, 2008 11:53 AM
What is wrong with these people cheering him? Do they not see the fucking horror movie in front of them?
Rabid MJ fans prove the world is full of morons
11. bootlips - December 13, 2008 11:57 AM
He can have all the plastic surgery in the world but he'll still be a nigger.
12. TJ - December 13, 2008 12:06 PM
Bootlips - that is disgusting. Keep your racism to yourself.
13. abcd - December 13, 2008 12:15 PM
INSANE...
14. netstarman - December 13, 2008 12:20 PM
Jacko lips are actually made out of cowboy boots , since his nose is falling off and he doesn't want to scare the little boys away. He had to go the cheaper route on keeping his overly done face with house hold parts.
15. Matthew - December 13, 2008 12:25 PM
wacko jacko is at it again
16. Rough Daddy - December 13, 2008 12:53 PM
For the up coming tv sweep! Maury Pauvich should put a hairless young(blond)boy in a room with Micheal and a hidden cam and let the sparks flyes!!! (dont steal my idea please)...
17. Jon Rutter - December 13, 2008 1:22 PM
I wish someone would kill this fag
18. Hunter - December 13, 2008 1:34 PM
That second picture is probably the freakiest fucking thing I've ever seen!
19. TJ - December 13, 2008 1:34 PM
I've changed my mind about #11, bootlips. bootlips is right with one exception, Jackson isn't just any old nigger, he's a pedo-nigger.
There, see bootlips! Now we've both learned something.
20. Sharla - December 13, 2008 1:46 PM
"come here little boys... come play with zorro... but wait... dont forget that zorro is afraid of pants... so take them off..."
what a freak...
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21. britney's weave - December 13, 2008 1:53 PM
Oh. My. God.
thanks, fish. now i'm going to have nightmares. he looks like freddy krueger in this pic.
22. vito - December 13, 2008 2:10 PM
That motherfucker is as screwy as a pig's tail!
23. CaptainMorgan - December 13, 2008 2:33 PM
MJ (to his publicist): I feel like we should go a different direction. I'm tired of being portrayed as the bad guy.
Publicist: Great idea Mike! We could make you into a Hero. Superheroes are big these days. Parents and kids would love it! It's a sure thing!
MJ: Ooo! Could I be a robot?
Publicist: No.
MJ: A fairy?
Publicist: No. How about someone that has a classic appeal. Blast from the past so to speak...hmmm...
MJ: Ooo! Tonto! I love Tonto.
Publicist: No, you need to be white. The lone ranger?
MJ: Zorro! He wears a mask and gets to poke things with his sword!
(gets up and runs towards the door)
Publicist: NO! Wait...that's NOT a good idea!
*SLAM*
Publicist: Oh shit.
24. DogDink - December 13, 2008 2:39 PM
"This is not the Micheal Jackson you are looking for..."
It's a trap! Don't fall for it. This is a stunt double creating a diversion so the REAL Michael Jackson can grope and fondle kids in the "ball room" at Ikea.
25. westpenninewoman - December 13, 2008 2:46 PM
I wonder just what is going on his warped mind. It doesn't bear thinking about. Yuck!
26. westpenninewoman - December 13, 2008 2:47 PM
I wonder just what is going on his warped mind. It doesn't bear thinking about. Yuck!
27. Styxchix - December 13, 2008 3:16 PM
This guy is nuttier than a fruitcake. All of those photos creep me out - what the hell is he thinking?? If he was even attempting to be incognito then that ain't exactly an outfit to allow a quiet life........... this is the stuff of nightmares.
28. mike - December 13, 2008 3:24 PM
who does he have sex with?
29. Dave - December 13, 2008 3:35 PM
That is one scary mother fucker.
30. It's Me Fuckers!! - December 13, 2008 3:52 PM
freak is the one word to describe this freaky bastard. He just keeps getting stranger and scarier everytime he appears in public. Can you imagine what his kids are living like? How bad he is warping their little minds? What it is like growing up with THAT as a 'father'. Why are his kids white when he was black? You would think there would be SOME black genes if he was their real 'father'.
I can't wait to read his kid's biographies when they are old enough to get the fuck away from this guy. They should make millions from their stories. "MJ. My dad. The freak and child lover."
31. Axabitte - December 13, 2008 4:35 PM
I'm a little bit terrified to see how he looks on Halloween...
32. AdamYYZ - December 13, 2008 5:11 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Fuck me in the ass with a pogo stick, I'm going to have night terrors for a month.
33. mee - December 13, 2008 6:14 PM
And to think they used to ramble on about what a freak Marilyn Manson is. This guy takes the cake.
34. Jess - December 13, 2008 6:19 PM
Jeeeesus and other dirty mouths, people like you make me feel sad. I feel sorry for you. hope you learn something one day, and perhaps achieve something in life
35. Mary - December 13, 2008 6:29 PM
MJ still has millions of fans, a lot of girls find him sexy. Most of my friends do. I must admit its surprising, cos MJ is 50, and the girls are hot 20 something year olds. Just proves he is loved and can make a comeback! I wonder how many hot fans the guys posting here have......
36. jennifer - December 13, 2008 6:48 PM
MJ just gets creepier and creepier with each photo that he appears in. Gross.
37. mimi - December 13, 2008 6:48 PM
Why don't you people grow up and get a life. MJ is an angel to most of us. He is a beautiful man with a heart of gold and has composed some of the most important music in history. What have you assholes done?
38. tahnee - December 13, 2008 7:25 PM
holy crap. mimi, you are crazier than wacko jacko himself.
39. Renelle - December 13, 2008 7:43 PM
It looks like he had more surgery and messed up his eye.
40. Natty Dread - December 13, 2008 8:02 PM
this is so scary.
41. ummm...yeah - December 13, 2008 8:36 PM
Once again...SHUT THE FUCK UP mimi....
Micheal Jackson is a disgrace...they need to put his ass in jail, or an insane asylum, out of the reach of anyones' children.
Mary, your friends are brain dead sluts...who the fuck cares what they think?
Trust me if they think this motherfucker is sexy...they sincerly have fuckin problems.
42. mimi - December 13, 2008 8:56 PM
I am a stupid certifiable lunatic. I know I'm loved though, because even if the mental institution no longer misses me, I know that somewhere a village is missing its idiot . . .
43. Beests - December 13, 2008 9:04 PM
There is nothing scarier than when someone goes so insane that they have a perma-grin plastered on their face. When that happens, you are entering John Wayne Gacy-land. OJ Simpson and Sharon Stone are the same way.
44. Do FreeBird - December 13, 2008 9:04 PM
When I look at Pic #2, I could swear the crazy bastard has plumped his lips with colagen. Pucker up baby!
And Mimi you vapid cunt, I'm not sure if he composed anything immortal, but I am sure that his face is decomposing very nicely.
45. Lemmy Caution - December 13, 2008 9:51 PM
This seems normal
46. Starcasm - December 13, 2008 10:42 PM
I'm gonna have nightmares tonight.
http://starcasm.net/archives/2054
47. Starcasm - December 13, 2008 10:42 PM
The Kimono Dragon! I think we may have been the only ones on the planet inspired by these photos - we were inspired to create the Top Ten Superhero/Supervillain IDs for Michael Jackson! Check 'em out:
http://starcasm.net/archives/2054
48. NastyBedazzler - December 13, 2008 11:59 PM
Goddammit this guy has lost his mind I can't believe they let hm walk around unrestrained
49. team ninja - December 14, 2008 12:08 AM
he's decided to go ""full child molestor."
hahahahaha thats awesome. send out the amber alert, hes gonna come at you like a predator!
50. 1moreidiotintheworld - December 14, 2008 1:43 AM
Pretty soon IT will need a Darth Vader helmet to put on IT's head because of that scary fucking Freddy Krueger face.......I'm fairly certain that Hell doesn't have anything more frightening looking down there........I'm getting sick to my stomach looking at IT..... must focus on the nipple of the paid groupie in the first pic....... Ahhhhh, that's better!
51. policegirl01 - December 14, 2008 3:12 AM
For a second there I thought it was Mike Myers in his 'Love Guru' getup. Why is the hell is MJ even allowed out in public?
52. lilly - December 14, 2008 4:22 AM
MJ is the real Zorro! he has given so much for the needy!
53. Cornelius - December 14, 2008 5:57 AM
Jesus, f'ckin Christ that's creepy. And that poor thing actually believes he can make a comeback. This is not the same man who basically ruled the world in 1984 and through the 1980's really.
The only way I can see it happening is if he goes to Las Vegas like Celine Dion.
54. Zoebee - December 14, 2008 6:01 AM
Is that Sam Lufti in the background in the first picture?
55. joey joejoe - December 14, 2008 7:14 AM
fucking nutcake for sure. how much more confirmation do you need than these pics.
56. Venkat Rao - December 14, 2008 7:24 AM
nice photos michel was good and postin
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57. Michael Jackson the pedo-nigger - December 14, 2008 7:48 AM
Hi! Hi kids! C'mon, drink your jesus juice! Good! Now . . . some touches are good touches, and some are bad! Mine . . . oh, mine are all good . . . yeah . . . yeah . . .
Oh! Oh! Heh . . . I, I . . . I just wanna grope you! I just wanna grope you a little bit! C'mere! C'mere! Now, now stand still! Huh . . . uh . . . oh! Let me put my hand . . . touch . . . oh! Touch! Ohhhh! Oooooohh!
N . . . now you touch me . . . yeah . . . yeah . . . right there . . . oh! Ooooooooooooooohhhh! Aaaaaaaahhhhhhh! Uh uh uh . . .
Let's . . . let's get rid of these awful clothes . . . ooooooh! . . .
58. Poor mimi - December 14, 2008 8:11 AM
Hey darlin' has some tragedy befallen you of late dear? Can you even form one coherent though? We know you love your tribal sister Amy and all and defend Brit Brit for some other reason (you are a dumb whore) but your assorted rants are all interconnected now by one common thread - your psychosis!
Perhaps the village doesn't want it's idiots back after all.
59. woodhorse - December 14, 2008 9:10 AM
This is why Maddox has a collection of knives.
60. woodhorse - December 14, 2008 9:12 AM
And what has being dressed as a Chinese washer woman with a butt-chin hanging out got to do with Mafia-Zorro? Maybe he was fresh out of the Fake White Man Pedophile clothes.
61. jez - December 14, 2008 10:12 AM
what the fuck is this guy's problem?
62. theirforiam - December 14, 2008 10:50 AM
So many plastic surgeries have destroyed the blood supply to many parts of his face. I suspect that the decayed parts have been removed for obvious reasons, and Michael is permanently disfigured. Here is a person who fell into the worst kind of self loathing. Basically he wanted to be white - or Diana Ross. Some medical doctor, somewhere along the way should take some of the responsibility. The guy needed psychiatric counseling.
63. celebrityrebels.com - December 14, 2008 11:10 AM
um.. yes, that's SO inconspicuous with the tiel indian shirt thing on, idiot!
64. Bobsmithz - December 14, 2008 3:12 PM
Lol, I love the Dead- Eye Dick reference with Shangri- La. MJ's music is great, but his mental stability I question.
65. question - December 14, 2008 7:18 PM
Why are there still rabid Michael Jackson fans? Yes, he had hits in the 80's but, my God, aren't you sick of hearing the same songs for 20 years straight? Do you ever say to yourself..."Well, Michael Jackson was the greatest, but he has not put out a record in 15 years... and he molests kids... maybe I should broaden my horizons a little?" No, I guess you don't.
66. hill - December 14, 2008 9:06 PM
Looks like all that facial reconstruction is falling out, along with his age he should be starting to look really freaky. scary times ahead but kinda interesting too.
67. my comment - December 14, 2008 9:34 PM
Where does one even begin?
68. STINK - December 14, 2008 9:37 PM
The pedo shitbag has turned into a supervillian!
Where's the Punisher when we need him?
69. who am i ? - December 15, 2008 1:27 AM
hey,its so sad this site only talks bout pll weakeness.. It just criticing stars..and for all the bad comments,i hope pll would find your weakness and pll you down the same..
This world of fame industry is crazy..whats crazier is that this superfical website, have to make it crazier for them..remember karma..
70. who am i ? - December 15, 2008 1:27 AM
hey,its so sad this site only talks bout pll weakeness.. It just criticing stars..and for all the bad comments,i hope pll would find your weakness and pll you down the same..
This world of fame industry is crazy..whats crazier is that this superfical website, have to make it crazier for them..remember karma..
71. KindOfBlue - December 15, 2008 6:31 AM
Pants status: Shat
72. Professional Plastic Surgeon - December 15, 2008 8:19 AM
I would recommend the following surgeries to correct Mr. Jackson's condition.
1.) Remove penis, scrotum, testicles and prostate gland, and construct a female vagina in their place.
2.) Remove decaying nose tissue and create a hollow recess where the nose now is by opening up the sinuses a bit.
3.) Insert prostate gland into widened sinus cavity, and attach penis and scrotum with testicles in place of nose.
Allowing the scrotum and testicles to hang down over Mr. Jackson's mouth will give him the "masked" appearance he seems to crave. Most of his fans are not smart enough to distinguish between a nose and a penis. If his new "nose" is positioned properly with respect to a woman's vaginal opening, he will be able to father a child every time he sneezes.
73. Jennifer - December 15, 2008 9:13 AM
It's Zorro the Gay Blade!
74. Anonymous - December 15, 2008 9:32 AM
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Poster Boy for Mental Illness.
75. West Door - December 15, 2008 12:50 PM
Holy fuck.
I just peed myself. Thanks a lot.
76. BMOBLEY - December 15, 2008 4:42 PM
make the snake spit daddy!!!
77. BMOBLEY - December 15, 2008 4:43 PM
make the snake spit daddy!!!
78. YOURMOM - December 15, 2008 7:08 PM
is it just me or is that Adnan Ghalib in the background of the first pic???
79. Obama blows goats - December 16, 2008 3:11 AM
He's turning black again because the skin bleach killed his kidneys and liver. Karma will make that ugly white tranny wannabe die the color he/she always hated.