Dec 10 2008Marisa Tomei learned to be a stripper by watching Rock of Love
Apparently, playing a stripper is this year's retarded person, and quite frankly, it's about time. Marisa Tomei takes her turn on the pole in The Wrestler, and she extensively researched her role by watching episodes of Rock of Love with Bret Michaels. Because, honestly, where else will you find a more concentrated resource of strippers? Besides under my bed. The Sun reports:
She said: “I had a friend who is a yoga teacher and she does a lot of pole dancing so I asked her to teach me. I went to a lot of clubs and watched to see the different styles of dancing.
“I would practice in a dance room with a bar and a mirror, like a ballet studio. I watched Rock of Love, that reality show with Bret Michaels, where he's trying to get a wife and they're all strippers. That was my closest association to the actual world of it.”
Jessica Biel, after seeing your recent work, I hope you're taking notes from Marisa here. She has an Oscar and knows a thing or two about this acting schtick. As Marisa demonstrates, if you're going to play a stripper, there are two crucial components to an effective performance:
1. Toplessness. Not showing your breasts is like playing a pirate and not putting a sword between his teeth. Where's the authenticity?
2. Questionable hygiene. I don't know about you, but when I get a lap dance, I better be quietly thinking about burning my pants when I get home. That's called "showmanship." (Write that down.)
So remember, Jessica, a great stripper performance is like a fine wine - but with breasts and probably the clap. Words to live by.
NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions of Oscar gold.
Reader Comments
1. Drago The Perv - December 10, 2008 3:32 PM
Biatch
2. Randal - December 10, 2008 3:34 PM
A great actress showing how great she can act.
Randal
3. Something Tasty - December 10, 2008 3:35 PM
There is no way that is her body. I am thinking body double.
4. Ram Punchington - December 10, 2008 3:35 PM
Best. Post. EVER!
Punchington Out.
5. els - December 10, 2008 3:44 PM
Is there a reason there is a vagina in her armpit in the first pic???
6. Fishingman - December 10, 2008 3:45 PM
I would have no problem in paying a fee to Marisa Tomei strip.
7. Fishingman - December 10, 2008 3:45 PM
I would have no problem in paying a fee to Marisa Tomei strip.
8. Fishingman - December 10, 2008 3:46 PM
I would have no problem in paying a fee to Marisa Tomei strip.
9. Tim - December 10, 2008 3:47 PM
Even when older women look good they look bad.
10. Mini Cantrell - December 10, 2008 3:47 PM
No air brush there. I love Marisa always have and if she is available so am I
11. Dork - December 10, 2008 3:49 PM
She is one hot MILF! I especially love the nipple jewelry...
12. Fem - December 10, 2008 3:54 PM
See, you asshole guys.
Just cause a women's older, it doesn't mean she has to objectify herself to become relevant again....oh, wait....
13. Parker - December 10, 2008 3:55 PM
Open letter to Marissa:
Dear Marissa,
How much do you charge for anal sex?
Love,
Parker
14. Will - December 10, 2008 3:56 PM
I don't get it. Are these broads' husbands actually fine with the entire world seeing their wives' tits??
15. Bob - December 10, 2008 4:04 PM
She is such a hottie... Good job on this post! I would totally do her.
http://internetmiscellanea.blogspot.com/
16. Valkyrie - December 10, 2008 4:04 PM
PARKER. I am So disappointing in your non graphic mention of anal sex.
Marissa Tomei has always been sexy. She also has the cute thing gong as well.
Love the last shot of her.
17. Marisa - December 10, 2008 4:05 PM
Dear Parker,
Charge??? I PAY for it!!!
But you misspelled my name, so fuck off retard.
(no butt)Love(for you),
MariSa
18. morga - December 10, 2008 4:10 PM
lookin' damn good for 44
19. BigJim - December 10, 2008 4:14 PM
Tits are for kids. Show us your monkey.
20. ur fav brunette - December 10, 2008 4:15 PM
since no one else commented on it....i thought it was hilarious that she said ALL the girls on Rock of Love are strippers.....hahahahahaha good way of putting it: either they are or they want to be, its the same thing :) hahaha
21. Obama Biden - December 10, 2008 4:19 PM
DAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUUUUM!
DEM WHITE WIMMINZ IZ FIYNE!
DON BE TELLIN MICHELL DA MUNKEY.
~O
22. OnlyGayEskimo - December 10, 2008 4:24 PM
When did SHE get hot?
I suppose age looks good on some women who were less than hotties in their youth. Way to make up for lost time Marissa - if I were a lesbo, I'd totally do you lady.
23. Rough Daddy - December 10, 2008 4:32 PM
Ahh yes Marisa tomei forever the cutie!!!
24. jake - December 10, 2008 4:38 PM
Um...wow. You guys need to get out more. This is definitely the mid-afternoon shift at the strip club.
25. Bill Clinton - December 10, 2008 4:40 PM
Kinda looks like someone I used to date...what was her name again? Anyway I have seen better...Bill is gonna pass.
26. havoc - December 10, 2008 4:48 PM
She's looking a litlle rough, but I've always had a thing for her....
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27. Striptizeta - December 10, 2008 5:01 PM
44 year old stripper? Only in a movie, most strippers retire 27-29. Must've been hella plastic surgery to look like that at 44... (ps, do some women really not do anal?)
28. sweet - December 10, 2008 5:02 PM
nice nips. i;d tap that.
29. chiefbobo - December 10, 2008 5:04 PM
Oh My! She's always been cute. She's now graduated to sweaty hot!! I can haz pleeze!?
30. GiggityGoo - December 10, 2008 5:11 PM
I'd pay!
31. Johnny B. - December 10, 2008 5:12 PM
I'm siding with Bill Clinton, I'm gonna sit this one out.
32. Parker - December 10, 2008 5:23 PM
#16 The story is something that has to spring to mind immediately. If it doesn't don't write. Otherwise I would spend maybe 5 or 6 minutes thinking of a story then writing rather than 1 or 2 minutes typing a story that wrote itself.
Yes, of course I would enjoy a some time with Marrisa's ass. It is very fine. But these photos failed engender a theme and as a consequence no story arose. Contrast this with the case of Ann Hathaway story. The theme was obvious so I had no work to do but typing. Like the superficial I am often a very lazy writer.
http://thesuperficial.com/2008/12/anne_hathaway_likes_to_get_shi.php#comment-2260441
33. Vince Lombardi - December 10, 2008 5:27 PM
If those nipple rings are authentic, she's jumped way up there in the "women over 35 I'd like to have" list. And by "have," of course, I'm referring to mad hours of sweet monkey love.
34. Dan - December 10, 2008 5:30 PM
This woman is 44 years old.
35. supersex - December 10, 2008 5:37 PM
44 and better than most 21 yr old
definitely fuckable
36. Ted Mosby - December 10, 2008 5:38 PM
Would hit with assunder.
37. Rark Buffalo - December 10, 2008 5:42 PM
I'd fuck her spaghetti eating wop ass
38. nancy - December 10, 2008 5:53 PM
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r .. c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?
39. nancy - December 10, 2008 5:54 PM
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r .. c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?
40. Red Grange - December 10, 2008 6:10 PM
As always - FUCK YOU NANCY YOU SPAMMING CUNT!
41. SMB - December 10, 2008 6:16 PM
...what was the budget on this fucking thing that not only could they afford marisa tomei (yeah, i know, her top dollar days are behind her, but, still), but they can pay her enough to get naked, and pierce her nipples??? is she really at the point where she's just another 40-something actress desperate for work and attention? (yeah, i know, the nipple bling are probably prosthetics she put on and took off for the movie, which leads to me to the question; WHERE DO I APPLY FOR THAT JOB...and does it have a good dental plan)
42. Dan - December 10, 2008 6:35 PM
Is it wrong that this woman is old enough to be my mother but I'd still make her pregnant?
43. Rich - December 10, 2008 6:47 PM
Ms. Mona Lisa Vito still looks good
44. Rich - December 10, 2008 6:48 PM
Ms. Mona Lisa Vito still looks good
45. Kristen - December 10, 2008 7:24 PM
#14 - last time I checked, women don't have to get approval from their husbands before they make business decisions. And besides, why would any husband care? He's the one that gets to f*ck her..not the people seeing the movie.
46. StarObsessed - December 10, 2008 7:31 PM
Wow, is she just the CUTEST???
47. ummm...yeah - December 10, 2008 7:37 PM
Excuse me while I throw up...
48. Joe Blow - December 10, 2008 8:00 PM
I would love to stretch her out
49. Brooke - December 10, 2008 8:13 PM
I dunno, her tits look kinda gross to me. Mine are better :D
50. Sissi - December 10, 2008 9:27 PM
i prefer it is a fake news as well as some magazines said she kept dating some young, handsome and tall men from the famous handsome men seeking site ___TallLoving.c o m___ in the past weeks. Good luck, Woman!
51. Ron - December 10, 2008 9:29 PM
She said she did not want the role, but it WAS her turn.
Why do I want to run my tongue down her spine?
52. dude - December 10, 2008 9:37 PM
this is gonna sell more HiDef Tv's than the superbowl.
53. timmy the dying boy - December 10, 2008 10:13 PM
This is gonna give George Costanza a permanent hard-on.
54. nice one timmy - December 10, 2008 11:22 PM
LOL
55. Dan - December 10, 2008 11:29 PM
49: I see no evidence of this.
56. 49, Ted from LA would like a - December 10, 2008 11:31 PM
pic.
57. Bubble Boy agrees with - December 10, 2008 11:35 PM
#53.
58. gerard Vandenberg - December 11, 2008 12:28 AM
Her TITS went for a walk, folks?
59. she's the best. - December 11, 2008 12:47 AM
Damn. She's WAY too cute.
60. friendlyfires - December 11, 2008 1:15 AM
Yaaayyy!
I've got an Oscar and two Golden Globes ... in my pants ... woo-hoo! ... good times!
61. Womb Raider - December 11, 2008 2:41 AM
Oh baby, gotta love those DVD quality frame grabs right there!
62. juju - December 11, 2008 3:40 AM
her areolas/nipples look like fat swollen gummy bears.
63. Adonis - December 11, 2008 5:27 AM
I especially like the fishnet top shot. Very sexy look on her.
64. ΘρΔ⠟ŧ※ਠ - December 11, 2008 10:43 AM
I'd crack her pelvis with my pink fire hydrant.
65. jt - December 11, 2008 10:58 AM
hamina hamina hamina
66. jrz - December 11, 2008 12:08 PM
So I guess it's true about that Best Supporting Oscar curse......that and a buck will get you nothing at the Dollar Parlor.
67. Donovan - December 11, 2008 3:25 PM
She's a whore, plain and simple. She hasn't "acted" in quite a while. Taking your clothes off for money makes you a whore, not an actress.
If you sell yourself on a street corner in Hollywood...you get arrested. Do it for a movie...you get an Oscar.
68. Brooke - December 11, 2008 9:06 PM
#55 : When I get home from work today I'll see if I can't find the jar I keep them in. Gimme your address and I'll send them your way!
69. sowhat - December 13, 2008 10:45 PM
eh, fuck it. she looks hot.
...i tend not be such a fan of women of the italian variety, but what the hell. little bit manly in the face, generally. but her body looks great. and as far as i am concerned - the age means nothing. don't care how old she is as long as she keeps looking like that. numbers only matter cause we think a low one will represent something like this woman. but i am half her age, and most bitches around don't look that good.