Dec 11 2008Macaulay Culkin's sister killed in car accident

Sad....

.

he's still a douchenozzle.

*hands to sides of face* OH NOOOO!!!!

i heard it was the wet bandits

does it really matter if he is a douche whatever, the guy lost his sister show some compassion.

She joined his career.

@4

I really should not have laughed as much as I just did. Hats off to you.

McCauley continues to look more like Ellen Degeneres.

I see god rerouted my request to someone innocent! should i ask again BWB?

The prick lost a cunt.

Serves you right, you copycat bitch.

Nobody walks in L.A.

This Blows.

This Blows.

"Dakota Culkin was walking on the west side of Los Angeles"

Prostitution is a dangerous game in this city.

Jesus, first Jennifer Hudson, then Mark Ruffalo, now Macaulay Culkin. Celebrity siblings can't catch a break in 2008

You ever see a picture? She was as ugly as the photoshopped monstrosities in those Conan O'Brien "If They Mated" skits. I think the driver caught a glimpse of her and had a brain seizure.

This is ok, but not nearly as satisfying as if all the Culkins had been killed in a plane crash.

I'm still holding out for part 2 - when Macaulay reacts to the tragedy by overdosing.

#16 - maybe the events are connected. It's entirely possible that the true story is Dakota Culkin was killed when Jennifer Hudson ran over her on the sidewalk while eating a turkey leg.

lots of people walk in La ...

Truly sad. Condolensces to the family.

Sets of three.....

Truly Sad, 29 yrs. full life to live. Sympathy to the family or anyone who suffers such a loss.

I can always appreciate a star who doesn't flaunt his stardom, and doesn't feel its necessary to tell me how to run my life or vote. Culkin's got my respect and condolences.

...though the idea of a horror movie based around the supernatural killing of celeb siblings does sound intriguing

1 less ugly girl.

I read somewhere that she gave very enthusiastic blowjobs, often on the first date, so this news makes me very sad.

The driver was described as a male chimpanzee, accompanied by a pale, white man/woman who is missing his/her nose. He heee!

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to those of you who are making jokes and attacking someone who just lost his sister, I will only say this- if you are that insensitive, mean-spirited and vile, then you certainly can't be very happy people, or have many decent friends, or be satisfied with your own lives. i actually pity you: you seem to get such enjoyment out of your vicious fucking cruelty, but count on this- what goes around, comes around. someday, maybe sooner, maybe later, but someday, you will all reap the consequences of your actions...

Really sad. No charges!??

oh God. that's awful. losing a sibling at that age is the worst pain one can go through.

joe, you've obviously come to the wrong site.

"you are that insensitive, mean-spirited and vile"

You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch.
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile.
Mr. Grinch.

What a tragedy.

This breaks my heart.

Quinn Culkin is the one who played Mack's little sister in 93's The Good Son.

I thought it was her for a second. I don't think Dakota had ever acted.

Still...awful.

Love it Suess

Condolences to the Culkins. Such sad news. =(

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JOE!
Shut up.

Hey there Macaulay. Just wanted to say thanks for sharing this information from your private life to The FISH. I think it shows a lot of character that you've brought this news here, to your fans directly.

May you find a light to guide you through these dark times.

Randal

So sad :(

#4 - funniest thing ive heard all week.

you guys are fucked up

My sympathy to the Culkin family; I know the pain of losing a sibling.

He looks like a younger Steve Buscemi!

"We who are about to die, Salute you!"

Thats so sad. Poor family. I can't even imagine.

Are you people for real? How can anyone be so nasty about someone they don't even know? This family has lost a young member tragiclly. My heart goes out to them all. As for you nasty people with nothing kind to say. Just say nothing if you can't think of anything nice to say! I think your all evil!

Really sad, the poor family!

Fucking hell, there's a lot of you nasty sad sack fucks isn't there? The guy's lost a sister and it seems some of you are wanking yourselves off with glee to the thought of it. Fuck me, I'd put some of you up against the wall and have you shot. Miserable lot.

Man, he's just been a f'ing tragedy since Home Alone, just a mess.

I'm serious, people need to watch where they go while they're driving. Especially when it's dark or raining out or the sun is in your eyes. You really need to be careful. This same horrible accident happens daily, please drive safely and be cautious, take your time, triple check.

pretty sad, guess hes going to look even more fucked up once he gets back on the drugs.

this is so sad and around Christmas 2 :( r.i.p.

I don't even read the other comments on posts like these, anybody that makes jokes is an asshole

my brother is my best friend- not that everyone's is, but still, i can't even imagine how hard that must be. i'm truly sorry and wish him the best.

I agree with Joe 100%.

If being an asshole is wrong, then I don't wanna be right.

ugly...i thought wen pples gt older the gt cuter, not ugly
it is sad!

ugly...i thought wen pples gt older the gt cuter, not ugly
it is sad!

ugly...i thought wen pples gt older the gt cuter, not ugly
it is sad!

i love you macaulay culkin i have all of your movies but dakota was so pretty i love u macaulay and please email me

love,
your biggest fan laura valentina filippone

i love you macaulay culkin i have all of your movies but dakota was so pretty i love u macaulay and please email me

love,
your biggest fan laura valentina filippone

i love you macaulay culkin i have all of your movies but dakota was so pretty i love u macaulay and please email me

love,
your biggest fan laura valentina filippone

Lets play "Spot the Newbie...#'s 30, 47, 49 and 56.

Clue: No one here gives a fuck about anyone else, ad infinitum. The posters on this site have no compassion for anyone, unless people like you show up. Ya gotta quit whinin' and get a thicker skin for when you come to this site cuz' these people here will sell your ass down the river for a laugh, then post about it.

Hint: The absolute brutality of the posters on this site is what I find refreshing, so if you don't like it, just think, you could just visit a kinder, gentler site, like TMZ.

What the fuck is wrong with all you fucken idiots he just lost his sister what if you lost your sister,mom brother,duaghter exc......keep your shit to your self cause nobody cares about your opininon let there family at least mourn in peace you fucken assholes better yet who ever was talking shit walk in front of a truck and see how much you like no that's I gotta say about that

What the fuck is wrong with all you fucken idiots he just lost his sister what if you lost your sister,mom brother,duaghter exc......keep your shit to your self cause nobody cares about your opininon let there family at least mourn in peace you fucken assholes better yet who ever was talking shit walk in front of a truck and see how much you like no that's I gotta say about that

What the fuck is wrong with all you fucken idiots he just lost his sister what if you lost your sister,mom brother,duaghter exc......keep your shit to your self cause nobody cares about your opininon let there family at least mourn in peace you fucken assholes better yet who ever was talking shit walk in front of a truck and see how much you like no that's I gotta say about that

What the fuck is wrong with all you fucken idiots he just lost his sister what if you lost your sister,mom brother,duaghter exc......keep your shit to your self cause nobody cares about your opininon let there family at least mourn in peace you fucken assholes better yet who ever was talking shit walk in front of a truck and see how much you like no that's I gotta say about that

What the fuck is wrong with all you fucken idiots he just lost his sister what if you lost your sister,mom brother,duaghter exc......keep your shit to your self cause nobody cares about your opininon let there family at least mourn in peace you fucken assholes better yet who ever was talking shit walk in front of a truck and see how much you like no that's I gotta say about that

What the fuck is wrong with all you fucken idiots he just lost his sister what if you lost your sister,mom brother,duaghter exc......keep your shit to your self cause nobody cares about your opininon let there family at least mourn in peace you fucken assholes better yet who ever was talking shit walk in front of a truck and see how much you like no that's I gotta say about that

What the fuck is wrong with all you fucken idiots he just lost his sister what if you lost your sister,mom brother,duaghter exc......keep your shit to your self cause nobody cares about your opininon let there family at least mourn in peace you fucken assholes better yet who ever was talking shit walk in front of a truck and see how much you like no that's I gotta say about that

What the fuck is wrong with all you fucken idiots he just lost his sister what if you lost your sister,mom brother,duaghter exc......keep your shit to your self cause nobody cares about your opininon let there family at least mourn in peace you fucken assholes better yet who ever was talking shit walk in front of a truck and see how much you like no that's I gotta say about that

What the fuck is wrong with all you fucken idiots he just lost his sister what if you lost your sister,mom brother,duaghter exc......keep your shit to your self cause nobody cares about your opininon let there family at least mourn in peace you fucken assholes better yet who ever was talking shit walk in front of a truck and see how much you like no that's I gotta say about that