Dec 29 2008Lindsay Lohan's dad seems like a really nice guy
Michael Lohan has foregone taking responsibility for dropping a holiday bomb that he fathered a love child and opted to blame Samantha Ronson for writing Lindsay's Christmas Eve blog where she lamented about her dad's wayward wang. Page Six reports:
Michael told People.com he believes there's a "99 percent chance" the missive was actually penned by Lindsay's girl friend. Ronson laughed yesterday about Michael's allegation. "Ha! That's funny, but I don't ghost-write My Space blogs," the Sapphic record-spinner told Page Six. "Good thing he left that 1 percent window open so he wasn't 100 percent wrong for once.
Wait, people ghost-write blogs? Take it away, Stephen King:
No one bothered to tell Lindsay and her lover Samantha that lesbians weren't allowed in the pet cemetery that night. But Old Caretaker Rick Capshaw knew as he watched precariously from his kitchen window that, let's assume, is in Maine. (Surprise, I live there!) What happened next would rattle his neighbors to their very co - Hey, is that a van? Not again. Oh noes!
The master of horror, folks.
Photos: Splash News, WENN
Reader Comments
1. funtimes - December 29, 2008 2:40 PM
first?
2. dork - December 29, 2008 2:42 PM
She looks old. Might be the L.A. smog. Then again, might be the tremendous genes she inherited...
3. JunkyVanRobot - December 29, 2008 2:57 PM
She looks awful in these photos
4. Famous Plastic - December 29, 2008 3:03 PM
Lindsay's looking a little rough, huh? That's what smoking will do to you.
5. chickdowntown - my ads own this site - December 29, 2008 3:04 PM
Hey, Paris, see those? Those are breasts. Notice how Lindsay's gotta let those things breath? Hit up your BFF, she looks like she can tell you all about what that might be like, too.
6. mimi - December 29, 2008 3:09 PM
The only thing I hate worse than blondes are fake blondes. Why would anyone want to look like a war criminal? That's what those people are don't forget.
7. Deacon Jones - December 29, 2008 3:19 PM
Holy fucking shit.
She literally looks 30 years old in these pics. Must be one hell of a meth habit she's picked up.
8. Delgo - December 29, 2008 3:39 PM
She looks cracked out. I'd hit it.
9. you're dumb - December 29, 2008 3:42 PM
mimi is lame.
who the hell hates people for their hair color?
answer: lame fucks!
10. This Poster - December 29, 2008 4:55 PM
Anyone posting after This Poster sucks on Michael Lohan's Leprechaun penis and drinks the ale from his genital beertap
11. joe m - December 29, 2008 5:22 PM
Could it be that Lindsay and Michael are pretending
to be mad at each other because they want to
cover up their sexual affair?
12. HeyJude - December 29, 2008 5:31 PM
She looks like... whats that spiderchick name...oh Toby, No, WTF is her name, Kristen Dunst...I had to google it...damn, both were fuckable. Beauty is such a short career...my god is Miranda Kerr going to look like shit next year now...who will I jerk off too? I can't afford to buy a real hot chick in this economy...good lord pls help.
13. mai-tai - December 29, 2008 5:54 PM
She needs to stop the partying. That's a killer frown line. She's going to look horrible in ten years... What am I talking about? Botox!
14. Monkey's Bone - December 29, 2008 8:11 PM
Girl looks like she's been rode hard - and put away wet
15. friendlyfires - December 29, 2008 9:47 PM
Good lord, I can smell the nicotine and bourbon emanating from my monitor - that's so damn, damn, hot
16. isitin - December 29, 2008 11:58 PM
This does not look like Lindsay Lohan any longer. Someone has taken her away & replaced her with this ugly thing.
17. gerard Vandenberg - December 30, 2008 12:12 AM
.................................MARRY HIM?
18. lindary - December 30, 2008 5:23 AM
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
19. 123 - December 30, 2008 5:59 AM
are you guys serious? I think she actually looks pretty hot in those pictures
20. phatguru - December 30, 2008 11:06 AM
Michael Lohan is a jerk.
101 Reasons Why Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson Will Break Up:
http://www.phatguru.com/?p=2589
21. nerdkiller - December 30, 2008 12:59 PM
I can't wait to eat her ass. I wish Sunday would come sooner!
22. herbiefrog - December 30, 2008 6:12 PM
imagine what it's like...
...you get hiome
...read the news
...discover your "dad" is all over your ass yet again...
oh... that's just fuckin' great
can someone just take him the f*ck away ... ? ?
[[what ?]
we said nothing... : ) ]
night babes : ))
23. Mama Pinkus - December 30, 2008 7:18 PM
that gal starting to get that hard alcoholic look
24. pokfhk - December 31, 2008 7:32 AM
she looks great ... im smelling envy ENVY.
25. pokfhk - December 31, 2008 7:32 AM
she looks great ... im smelling envy ENVY.
26. the big kahuna - December 31, 2008 8:00 PM
if she wears one more pair of leggings i'm going to stab her.
27. joe m - January 15, 2009 1:54 PM
Beautiful Lindsay with an ugly lesbian
will only lead to disaster.
Please Lindsay,get far away from sodomy.