Dec 16 2008Lindsay Lohan & Samantha Ronson obviously had sex last night
Lindsay Lohan dedicated the following blog post to her man-thing lover Samantha Ronson this morning
this is for samantha ronson
here you go baby hahahahahahaahaha
everyone should watch it late night!
i know "i'm so embaressing"
xox
LCurrently watching :
Without a Trace - The First & Second Complete Seasons
Release date: By 2007-03-13
So, basically, something gross happened last night in the soft, dim light reflected off Anthony LaPaglia's head. Information I could've lived a full and productive life without ever knowing. In fact, I'm pretty sure I just died a little inside.
UPDATE: Even better; it's cancer. Goddammit, Lindsay...
Photos: Splash News
Reader Comments
1. mimi - December 16, 2008 12:56 PM
FIRST... but who cares?
2. dork - December 16, 2008 12:56 PM
boy, I'd love to smell those sheets
3. mimi - December 16, 2008 12:59 PM
I do, OBVIOUSLY... I was FIRST... I was FIRST... I was FIRST... I was FIRST
so take that suckas!!
4. BMurphy72 - December 16, 2008 12:59 PM
third....
5. Dixie - December 16, 2008 1:02 PM
I bet Linsay's lesbian lover lets her use the vibrator first.
6. Ewwwy...XP - December 16, 2008 1:04 PM
I think all girls are icky.
7. mimi - December 16, 2008 1:09 PM
In all honesty, I wish I had something to live for other than this site.
Pray for Amy
8. Phil - December 16, 2008 1:17 PM
Without a Trace? I think not - snail trails (Lindsay) and skidmarks (Ronson; possibly also smegma).
9. joe m - December 16, 2008 1:22 PM
Lindsay,you're beautiful.
Please give up sodomy.
10. Obama the Messiah - December 16, 2008 1:24 PM
Even though I think Lindsay is pretty hot and has nice tits....this is one clam slam I wouldn't want to see.
11. lisa - December 16, 2008 1:25 PM
it that a nipple?
12. Dixie - December 16, 2008 1:28 PM
I bet Lindsay's lesbian lover lets her use the vibrator first.
13. I hate Lindsey Lohan - December 16, 2008 1:35 PM
Why don't you got back to school, get an education and do something productive, Lindsey Lohan??? And please... learn how to spell "embarrassing".... It's a 2nd grade spelling bee word for God's sake!!!
Oh, and you might wanna lay off the fake tanning.. just a suggestion!
xoxo
14. Sport - December 16, 2008 1:38 PM
nice cheeseball in the sweatsuit.
15. necessaryROUGHness - December 16, 2008 2:11 PM
"embarressing"? sign someone needs more dicKtations...
16. RichPort's Ghost - December 16, 2008 2:17 PM
She doesn't even have a cock to stick between those funbags... just sad... the whole point of Lohan is to spray her face with more DNA than the walls in a murder scene. Just sad...
17. Aja ( the real ) - December 16, 2008 2:23 PM
It's so ewwww
18. Matthew - December 16, 2008 2:25 PM
that's sick
19. chuke - December 16, 2008 2:38 PM
EW!
20. Howard Stern - December 16, 2008 3:15 PM
I bet after they give each other oral; their pussy's smell like fish and tabbaco!
21. Jupiter Girl - December 16, 2008 3:52 PM
Tsk tsk....She spelled embarrasing wrong! Dumb Girl....
22. z - December 16, 2008 4:03 PM
I don't get it.
23. p0nk - December 16, 2008 4:19 PM
praying for mimi...
24. hollywood_hillbilly - December 16, 2008 4:34 PM
The use of quotes indicates that she is aware of the spelling error. Obviously too much "dicKtation" on douchie's part.
25. joanna - December 16, 2008 4:44 PM
hey, mimi, dont give up (yet)
lilo, put a bra on ,biatch
26. Marius - December 16, 2008 5:27 PM
Damn, she makes love to a skeleton
27. freejose - December 16, 2008 5:45 PM
Boobage is nice. I like.
28. Pppttth - December 16, 2008 8:47 PM
I'm still not convinced Samantha Ronson is female.
29. lindary - December 16, 2008 9:08 PM
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?
30. Kyle - December 16, 2008 9:44 PM
is it just me, or can you totally see through her shirt???
31. gimme gimme - December 16, 2008 10:26 PM
who knows where i can get her coat? i LOVE it. maybe with fur around the hood? anyone know??
32. necessaryROUGHness - December 16, 2008 11:09 PM
Back wood bitch you have no idea why the quotation mark is there,,,you' re speaking out of your ass, pretending you know something,,,home schooled always stick together!
33. gerard Vandenberg - December 16, 2008 11:36 PM
I wonder: THERE IS MORE MISERY TO COME, folks?
34. Aja ( the real ) - December 16, 2008 11:41 PM
I'm a whore. I'd like to suck on your penis for a while. I haven't had any work lately; I'll do it for free.
C'mon, wanna fuck and suck?
xoxo
Aja ( the real )
35. Érico Calixto - December 17, 2008 5:55 AM
WTF is Lidsey doing hanging around that ugly beeotch?
36. Érico Calixto - December 17, 2008 5:59 AM
And come someone photoshop that ridiculous geek out of the picture?
37. Rosie Eats Taco - December 17, 2008 6:23 AM
Is that SamRo behind her with the cig and the popped collar? She's finally starting to look feminine.
38. Pussy Fart - December 17, 2008 1:22 PM
What a queef.....
39. kuki - December 17, 2008 11:18 PM
Her lips are deflating. Time for some more collagen.
40. herbiefrog - December 18, 2008 4:41 PM
both listening and hearing...
miracles can happen : )))
41. chack - December 23, 2008 7:17 AM
I love you nicollette call number +9701503084842
42. ramona putz - January 8, 2009 4:41 PM
Note to Lindsay:
Forget about women. Forget about men.
For now, your priorities should be the following:
1) Get some serious therapy concerning your narcissism and neediness.
You really need to address this before you can get your life in order.
2) Focus on your career, work your ass off to salvage it and behave yourself like the adult and professional that you are. You can do it.
You have a lot of talent. Get your shit together, get up and get on with it.
No one can save you, in this life you have to be your own saviour.
And do not, do not let your Dad back into your life. You are vulnerable right now and it is the perfect time for that weasel-shit -of -a man to slither his way back in.
I want to you to be successful and happy. I don't want to see you on a future episode of celebrity rehab. Sincerely, I wish you strength, courage and the belief in yourself that you can turn your life around.