Dec 2 2008Lindsay Lohan not ready to give up the V
Lindsay Lohan shot down rumors today on her MySpace blog that she's no longer dating Samantha Ronson:
oy vey! rumors..
just to clear this up.. because i have been getting a lot of emails asking me this one question.
samantha ronson and lindsay lohan (me) are NOT breaking up
:)
take care
xxLL
Oh thank God. I don't know about you guys, but I sit around all day constantly fretting over Lindsay and Sam's fake lesbian relationship. I mean, if these two can't fake-make it in this crazy world, then none of us fake-can, fake-dammit!

Reader Comments
1. Stanky - December 2, 2008 1:04 PM
What a coincidence! I'm not giving up the V either.
2. dave - December 2, 2008 1:05 PM
first fire crotch
3. dave - December 2, 2008 1:05 PM
first fire crotch
4. thejames1982 - December 2, 2008 1:05 PM
it's not lesbianism if one of them is a guy
5. Dan - December 2, 2008 1:09 PM
I like the guy who runs this sites comments for this one, like he dosnt care about this news at all (and he shouldnt) yet he felt the need to take the tirme to post pictures of her and write about it
6. Stanky - December 2, 2008 1:10 PM
Ha ha, you lose dave. Douche!
7. HAHAHA - December 2, 2008 1:20 PM
HAHAHA Dave's a fag! And you'd still be a fag even if you actually were first.
Homo.
8. havoc - December 2, 2008 1:20 PM
Fake lesbianism is the new black......
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9. FRIST!!! - December 2, 2008 1:32 PM
Lindsay is about as lesbian as the male commenters here are hetero.
10. Bob - December 2, 2008 2:17 PM
Hey, so a girl wants to drink some vodka after quitting, and then going back the V after storming out of an argument... who doesn't??
http://internetmiscellanea.blogspot.com/
11. Aja - December 2, 2008 2:20 PM
looks amazing
12. FRIST!!! - December 2, 2008 2:33 PM
#9 thanks for commenting for me while I was in the shower. In fact that sounds like something I would say.
Man LL is skinny these day. Must be on the coke-fast diet. I'd try that too, but I don't know any dealers and I don't have a thousand dollars to spare. .
13. Christina - December 2, 2008 2:42 PM
I love ginger lezzas like lindsay. go choke on some fluids, girl.
14. Christina - December 2, 2008 2:42 PM
I love ginger lezzas like lindsay. go choke on some fluids, girl.
15. jetaime - December 2, 2008 2:49 PM
love her boots, though.
16. eveie - December 2, 2008 2:56 PM
Phew I feel better knowing her and Sammy boy aren't breaking up. This chick is fuckin delusional, someone give her a job.
17. mud shark - December 2, 2008 3:13 PM
I wonder how big Sam's balls are..I picture them very big and hairy, sticky and smelling like fromunda cheese. Lindsey holds them in her lap when they drive.
18. Dixie - December 2, 2008 3:18 PM
Although I'm from Southern California and voted no on Prop 8; I do not understand the whole gay thing. I will never understand how a female can enjoy another females pussy juice. I like the way my pussy smells because I shower 2 times a day.
19. Randal - December 2, 2008 3:45 PM
Lindsay, you look amazing in those black boots, hugging those tight spandex pants, hugging yummy!
Randal
20. Ted from LA - December 2, 2008 3:46 PM
I like the way your pussy smells too.
21. Ted from LA - December 2, 2008 3:48 PM
Randal,
You know I'm a fan of yours, but you just fucked up the flow with the "smell of pussy" jokes Dixie and I had going.
22. Cash - December 2, 2008 4:38 PM
Wait... so even though she never flat out said they were an official item, now she is denying rumors they aren't together? Make up your mind firecrotch.
23. dave - December 2, 2008 5:05 PM
Couldn't care less--just show us some pics of her breasts, otherwise the post is worthless!
24. scooby - December 2, 2008 5:28 PM
oy vey? now another jewish lesbian skank? fuck me.
25. Rough Daddy - December 2, 2008 5:43 PM
Why is she taking a page from the Rough book and speak in the 3rd person?
26. Nancy - December 2, 2008 6:01 PM
One time my friend told me to smell her wrist to see if I liked her perfume but instead it smelled fishy and my friend laughed and told me she just masturbated. This is what I get for having a stripper as a roommate.
27. Merv - December 2, 2008 8:15 PM
Lindsay Lohan will do whatever it takes to stay famous. Right now, since all things gay and liberal are in fashion, she is gay and liberal. Later, if there is a swing back to Catholicism, she will be a celibate Catholic, more holy -- for the camera -- than all the saints combined. Then when people get sick of controlling themselves, and they all become blood-drinking vampires, she will suddenly forget the Jesus thing and become an old den mother vampire.
Her real addiction is to the spotlight. She will stay famous to the end no matter what the cost. But there is nothing sincere about her feelings -- ever. Like most child actors, she is a kind of robot moth drawn to the spotlight. Any spotlight will do.
28. guido - December 2, 2008 9:37 PM
she looks like a shadow
29. Nancy K - December 2, 2008 10:47 PM
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" B i l l i o n a i r e p a l . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
30. Nancy K - December 2, 2008 10:50 PM
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" B i l l i o n a i r e p a l . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
31. friendlyfires - December 3, 2008 5:37 AM
Listen Sam, we know you miss doughnut bouncing with the Firecrotch, but pour some Tabasco over your labia and hump a rubber crash test dummy - it's just like crashing against La Lohan. What, you miss frenching her? Put an oversized sea cucumber and the contents of an ashtray in your mouth. There, you see, no difference ...
Know difference?
32. steve chen - December 3, 2008 9:24 AM
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33. ahk - December 3, 2008 10:54 AM
the last line of her post stands for her bra size: xxLL, extra extra Larger (than) Large
34. gerard Vandenberg - December 3, 2008 10:57 AM
Is that a URINE-BOTTLE?
Stolen out of the home for the elderly?
35. Clee Clee - December 3, 2008 11:19 PM
Wow, black really is slimming!!
36. JJ - December 6, 2008 6:43 PM
OMG i have that jacket!!! nice!
its helmut lang.. i got it on sale early this year! its so compfy and warm and cute!
37. JJ - December 6, 2008 6:43 PM
OMG i have that jacket!!! nice!
its helmut lang.. i got it on sale early this year! its so compfy and warm and cute!