Dec 13 2008Lady GaGa: So what's the deal here?
Lady GaGa performed at the Z100 Jingle Ball last night, and up until today, I had successfully never heard a single drop of this chick's music. While trying to determine if she's Christina Aguilera's transsexual little sister, I stumbled upon Lady Gaga's video for "Poker Face." Then, like a child touching a hot stove, I watched it. I now hate my eyes, ears and frontal lobe. Of course, I could just be a guy who's out of touch with today's music but still looks incredibly awesome in tight jeans. Who's to say?

Reader Comments
1. mimi - December 13, 2008 5:02 PM
Who is that idiot? Never heard of her.
Pray for Amy!
2. r moore - December 13, 2008 5:02 PM
first
3. r moore - December 13, 2008 5:02 PM
first
4. britney's weave - December 13, 2008 5:03 PM
damn. all sorts of vagina in these. yikes.
5. mimi - December 13, 2008 5:05 PM
Only douchebags exclaim and announce that they posted first. See, over to the left of your name is a number. Whoever has a "1" next their name was first, you fukkin morons!
Let us pray!
6. Amanda - December 13, 2008 5:08 PM
It's a MAN, baby.
7. Eva - December 13, 2008 5:10 PM
I wonder what Randal would have had to say about this... thing.
8. meee - December 13, 2008 5:11 PM
ok first off, no self-respecting person calls themself "lady gaga". GAGA? really?! that's ALL you could come up with?
second off, i can't tolerate someone whose clit is completely visible through their granny panties onstage.
9. Ashley - December 13, 2008 5:13 PM
LADY GAGA IS THE FUCKING SHIT. youtube her videos they're crazy and awesome. she is seriously one of the coolest artists (and she's actually an artist) that i've seen in my life.
10. Ashley - December 13, 2008 5:15 PM
her name "GaGa" is from the Queen song "radio gaga"
11. Miss Kitty - December 13, 2008 5:28 PM
She looks like Anna Nicoles Smith's grandma...
12. Cait - December 13, 2008 5:39 PM
I was CERTAIN looking at these pics that this was a transsexual, but if you watch her video, even though it and the song are wretched) she's actually a good looking girl. I think it's the poor choice of outfit and tranny make up that did it for these...
13. riz - December 13, 2008 5:42 PM
i like her loubs. i haven't ever listened to her music before. xtina is definitely copying off her look though.
14. goddess - December 13, 2008 5:50 PM
Randal would sniff, then eat, the granny panties. Then burp.
15. Ummm - December 13, 2008 6:02 PM
Wait so she's not a man?
16. ryan - December 13, 2008 6:06 PM
lovelovelove her!
future of pop!
<3
17. Sandi - December 13, 2008 6:09 PM
That video / music - awesome! - in these pics though she needs a second layer of panty or a liner or somethin'.
18. rnr - December 13, 2008 6:14 PM
The music she collaborated with on Just Dance and Poker Face are both the SHIT. The rest of her music is just, "eh". The music videos are also some of the best I've seen in a loooong time. I agree that she looks like a mess in these pics
19. TetterkeT - December 13, 2008 6:34 PM
She looks like she might have a penis.
20. mlou - December 13, 2008 6:35 PM
Just you tubed her, she is shit, her music is shit and the videos are not original.
21. Amy - December 13, 2008 6:39 PM
I'd like to personally thank Mimi for the prayers. Is this the same Mimi from the Drew Carey Show? Just wondering...
22. CaptainMorgan - December 13, 2008 6:41 PM
That looks like one angry vaj. I'll pass.
23. Evil Cat - December 13, 2008 6:44 PM
CAMEL TOE
24. Matt Wold - December 13, 2008 6:50 PM
Firstly I congratulate any club kid for making the transition to popstar - bien fait. Madonna's humble beginnings come to mind. However, "Just Dance" is a catchy yet utterly mediocre song at best. It's mind-boggling that it's reached the top five on the US charts. Having said that, Mizzy Gaga is a competent performer and certainly has some vocal chops as demonstrated in numerous live performances around the world and possesses some artistic vision, which is refreshing. Regarding her appearance, she is a very ordinary looking girl bordering on homely, dawning extraordinary make-up and clothes, often to the tackiest and cheapest effect. In essence, she is a poor man's Christina Aguilera. However, she could evolve into the very hottest of creatures with her newfound fame, fortune, and possibly, taste. TBD.
25. shimmy - December 13, 2008 6:55 PM
C.Fuguilera hates her. And Vise versa.
Yeah, beats me too, since they're both trannies and should care to understand each other more.
But damn, I love that Poker Face song. It's hella catchy.
26. isitin - December 13, 2008 7:08 PM
Who the hell would want to listen to "Pop" music. You gotta be hard up.
27. Sean - December 13, 2008 7:38 PM
Okay, Ive been WAITING for the Superfish to hear about Lady GaGa.
Because I LOVE HER!
Shes amazing, shes got such an element that surpasses alot of the acts out there right now, shes original and sooo cool.
And Christina Aguilera is ripping on her, not the other way around.
I reeeally wish that the Superfish would not dislike her : (
These pictures do her no justice whatsoever, look into her more, and you;ll like her.
Look up 'Just Dance', and you'll LOVE her.
28. Ardgelina - December 13, 2008 7:44 PM
I think if she is going 2 dress that way she needs to make indie electronic music not lame pop same ol same ol crap!
29. ally - December 13, 2008 8:00 PM
it's actually called "z100 Jingle BALL"
30. bob - December 13, 2008 8:08 PM
so that....thing between her legs... should i guess that its a huge hard clit or what?
i mean as a girl... ive seen many girls running around in underwear in locker rooms, at nights-in , you know that kind of stuff, BUT WHATS UP WITH THAT?... just plan gross man
31. meborg - December 13, 2008 8:09 PM
I'd hit that sooooo hard, she'd be GAGA afterward...that's a woman!!!!!!!!!!!!!
32. elisha - December 13, 2008 8:16 PM
how do you not know lady ga ga she is so hot her first single was just dance, it goes off in clubs
33. F-Obama - December 13, 2008 8:18 PM
Who is this dude?
34. Emilio - December 13, 2008 8:26 PM
I really like her music but yeah these pictures are just a bad outfit. I read somewhere she makes her costumes herself, which is cool, but this white one needs to go. Maybe if it were another color that would help.
35. jen - December 13, 2008 8:48 PM
Are you guys retarded or something, it's her piercing.
36. Marzapan - December 13, 2008 9:30 PM
Getting back to the "pop" comment, what are you, in 6th grade? Oh, has she already "sold out", and if others like her which make her "pop"ular then god forbid you should? Clearly you are retarded. Having said that, she's ok. The first two singles should be MUCH stronger than they are and I'm amazed she's doing as well as she is. But fucking congrats to her. She's not without talent, just needs some serious polish especially in the hair, makeup, and wardrobe department.
37. sfnsfnb - December 13, 2008 9:32 PM
Usually I can take pretty much whatever is dished out here, and dish out more in return. I do all sorts of trolling, racist comments, whore and hairy twat comments, links to obnoxious tubgirl and lemon party pics, Michelle Obama posts and every other kind of shit-stirring crap, but with this thread and the Michael Jackson (God damn but that was creepy!!!) thread, Fish has started to really frighten me!
I don't know if I can take this!!! What must Fish be thinking to post these things?! I think I'm going to go hide!!!
38. Jenna - December 13, 2008 9:54 PM
I don't think it's her clit you're looking at btw.....probably a piercing
39. bubbabop - December 13, 2008 9:57 PM
What a fucken idiot. She's got nothing on Tootie Ramsey.
40. billabong021 - December 13, 2008 10:06 PM
Wtf man, I swear, superfical commentary can absolutely ruin a music video. I just watched it and it truly does look shit but i swear superficial's comments swayed me on that!
41. Delia - December 13, 2008 10:06 PM
This Lady GaGa looks like a really bad drag queen...and by calling her that is giving her more credit than she deserves. The sad thing is, I live in Portland where Z100 is stationed at and I still no nothing abut this person.
42. Delia - December 13, 2008 10:06 PM
This Lady GaGa looks like a really bad drag queen...and by calling her that is giving her more credit than she deserves. The sad thing is, I live in Portland where Z100 is stationed at and I still know nothing abut this person.
43. Charles - December 13, 2008 10:08 PM
Thanks.....a$$......now I'll have that bull$hit stuck in my brain for the next.....ever!!!! What is doing in those pics btw??? Smuggling twinkies???
44. Funeral Guy - December 13, 2008 10:28 PM
Man, her face is heinous but I do like the cameltoe with the big ol' clitty.
45. marme - December 13, 2008 10:33 PM
PLEASE TAKE THIS DOWN :( I CANT LOOK MY FREAKIN EYES
46. timmy the dying boy - December 13, 2008 10:41 PM
Is he/she/it any relation to Shauna Sand? There's a certain resemblance.
47. timmy the dying boy - December 13, 2008 10:41 PM
Is he/she/it any relation to Shauna Sand? There's a certain resemblance.
48. tromba - December 13, 2008 10:59 PM
Never heard of her either. Checked out her vids - she has got good pipes. Not Christina good but immensely better than Britney and most of the other crap out there. Take Rhianna, for example.
49. julio from the schoolyard - December 13, 2008 11:07 PM
whoa!
ae those sweat stains on her panties?
kinda hot for a tranny
50. Naddy - December 13, 2008 11:11 PM
I love her Shes amazing She sings AMAZING live she is a true performer you haters need to STFU
51. jeeves - December 13, 2008 11:34 PM
I saw her perform at a dive club in Ottawa a few weeks ago (the CAPITAL OF CANADA U FU*ING MORONS!) At the end of the show she was crowd surfing and some stupid fan pulled her hair so hard she passed out screaming "It's real you #$%$#^ bitch!" Suprisingly, she stayed after and mingled!
Oh, and she also came out of the closet that night! True Story!
PS Canada loves da GAGA
52. gerard Vandenberg - December 14, 2008 12:09 AM
...........................WE MUST FIND A DIRTY PROSTITUTE?
(we found her, folks)
53. vegaSGIRL - December 14, 2008 12:18 AM
This nasty, crusty chick was an opening act for NKOTB... and considering the tour started out in Sept and shes worn the exact same outfit EVERY f**kin show.... well my friend, I can only imagine what disgusting, cottage cheese smell is vaporing out of those stained panties...
54. iceman - December 14, 2008 12:21 AM
who the hell is this chick?
55. RaraAvis - December 14, 2008 12:33 AM
Seriously, I'd rather the the fish in this outfit. Seriously.
56. Amber - December 14, 2008 12:38 AM
Her hair is actually real! Crazy! Although I didn't like the Poker Face video the first time I saw it, I dwnlded her album after hearing about here here any nothing nothing about it, and wow, I really do like it even though she dresses like a clown.
57. Carrie - December 14, 2008 1:14 AM
Tuck 'n Tape!
58. 1moreidiotintheworld - December 14, 2008 1:54 AM
Jesus! I didn't know that roofing tar made good mascara.....she looks like any other talentless cunt who came in last place in "amateur night" at the local strip club.....
59. grace - December 14, 2008 3:17 AM
"just dance" is a great track, and "poker face" took a while to grow on me.. "i like it rough" is okay, but overall she's not too bad. she's more of the type of artist girls and artsy gays like, because she's so eccentric.
60. 60 - December 14, 2008 3:31 AM
I don't know what it is about this chick, but she's totally fucking sexy. Really really really fucking sexy.
Anyone see the side boob in her Poker Face video??? Fucking hot bro.
61. Rick - December 14, 2008 3:47 AM
All I know is her "Just Dance" song is the JAM! Especially the version with Kardinal Offishall.
62. moobs - December 14, 2008 6:00 AM
More stupid shit for stupid people.
63. legoarmo - December 14, 2008 6:57 AM
She's brilliant. Not the best looker though.
64. youknowsit - December 14, 2008 8:05 AM
I was wondering what 'Dee Snider' from 80's rock band 'Twisted Sister' was upto - just like Madonna the ratio of flesh to drivel content has increased, "maybe if I show more skin than needed at a Gynocology exam, I'll sell some records"
PAP!!
(twisted sister - google it)
65. jenny - December 14, 2008 8:14 AM
haha look at her face at the last picture! creepy
66. crazylady - December 14, 2008 8:36 AM
Does your clit hang low, does it wobble to and fro...
67. Lana - December 14, 2008 8:43 AM
Oh my god, can a person get any uglier?? I never comment, but I have to say that she's really UGLY. Sort of fat, has awful hair and looks at those "eyelashes"!!!!
68. Rough Daddy - December 14, 2008 8:46 AM
What in the world??? im gettin gaga from looking at this "lady"
why am i getting gaga you ask? some pics i see toes some i see peepeech!
69. lindary - December 14, 2008 9:19 AM
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?
70. lindary - December 14, 2008 9:21 AM
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?
71. Sean - December 14, 2008 10:29 AM
ARGH stop hating on her!
The bump in her 'lower regions' is I'm guessing a piercing, shes ALL WOMAN, and she's the type who might have a piercing lol.
These pictures do her no justice whatsoever, look into her more, and you;ll like her.
Look up 'Just Dance', and you'll LOVE her
Shes making cool pop songs, and she does cool pop 'performance art' shows, she's got her own style and shes inspired by Grace Jones and David Bowie ANROGYNY, its not tranny-ness, ANDROGYNY!
72. Taylor - December 14, 2008 10:34 AM
Lady Gaga is freaking wiiiicked. I love her.
These pictures just capture her at the most UNFLATTERING angles imaginable.
73. holly - December 14, 2008 11:52 AM
Finally saw the video for 'just dance', i think it's pretty cool
74. Rodolfo - December 14, 2008 12:14 PM
What the fuck is that thing?
75. Johanna - December 14, 2008 12:18 PM
i like her songs but those pictures were just discusting!!
76. VancouverShannon - December 14, 2008 1:54 PM
Am I the only one who noticed that you are never able to get a clear shot of Lady Gaga's throat and see if there is or isn't an adams apple? Also isn't she wearing gloves in all of her videos?
No problem with it but why not be upfront if you are a guy?
77. Zounds - December 14, 2008 4:10 PM
#62 says it all.
It is kind of troubling/amusing to see people arguing over her though. In "Poker Face" when she says the title it sounds like she's saying "Fuck her face." That's it. That's her big idea. Yet these art-school girls think she's creative and fresh. The line is really being drawn here between the humans and mutant Mad Max subhumans who will one day be eating dog food out of a can and enjoying it.
78. NativeNYker - December 14, 2008 4:28 PM
She looked a trifling mess. & that press room outfit made her look like the bride of Jack Frost!
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79. you all suck - December 14, 2008 5:01 PM
all of this bullshit talk about the womans vagina is so lame. She was captured bending down, everything got a little smushed together, and you can see parts of her body - big fucking deal!!
She is a woman, she is an artist, and if you dont like it, find something you do.
nuff said
80. dennis - December 14, 2008 5:04 PM
Haha that's the craziest pic I've sen of her :D But still, I love her she's such a creative and talented woman <3
81. Marzapan - December 14, 2008 5:21 PM
Firstly, Delia, Z100 plays "Just Dance" ad nauseam, so perhaps you are deaf. The song is only fair, but by no means terrible. Still, it's surprisingly hit #5 on the U.S. single charts. So unless you're living in a cave, or perhaps a dungeon, or are too refined to listen to a radio station god-forbid, then hearing this song, or knowing who Lady Gaga is should certainly not be an almighty challenge. Unless, be it as it may, you are severely challenged. Furthermore, clearly this is a woman and not a man, that angle has been milked (to death). Sure, she may look like a drag queen, on stage, in about 8 lbs. of make-up, but obviously she is not.
82. Marzapan - December 14, 2008 5:48 PM
#77, you're a Mad Max geek that should seek some help, and perhaps attempt venturing into society, attempt to leave your cave dwelling and venture into a city, or maybe leave the 90's behind and discover that you're living in the year 2008 (surprise)! Sadly, you would have no idea what creativity is, since based on your response, you clearly don't have any. Regarding what you hear her singing (Poker Face) the problem could be as simple as wax build-up in the ears (common to cave dwellers), or I hesitate to say it, but you might truly be retarded. Enjoy your Mad Max movies. We're all green with envy.
83. deka - December 14, 2008 6:08 PM
i want to vomit!!
www.thatshideous.com
84. SIN - December 14, 2008 9:19 PM
Damn, that looks so much like a tranny its scarry. Manly face and definately man legs. Is thats what left of his dick after the drug treatments for a sex change? If you want to hit it, go ahead, Homos.
Watched the video, sucked ass. Pulled up other pictures. Verified my thought of a tranny.
85. gerard Vandenberg - December 14, 2008 10:25 PM
I'm not sure..................................................................TOILETS?
86. Tom K - December 15, 2008 12:06 AM
She looks like a Tranny in that picture but shes actually a good looking girl. Her music is complete bullshit. When I come home to visit my parents my little sister blasts her music and demands to take her CD with her. That song "Beautiful and Dirty Rich" is just plain fucking stupid, and I agree with # 59 her music is for girls and gays. She is definitely New York City to the core though.
87. netstarman - December 15, 2008 6:41 AM
Well let's see this silence of the lambs wannabe ( did she/he put the lotion in the basket?) try not to tape back the twig and two berries LADY Sweaty ball sack, , shave a little closer on that 5 o'clock shadow , wear turtle necks to hide that Adams apple . Then maybe this walking disappointment of a tranny might have a music lifestyle.
88. netstarman - December 15, 2008 6:43 AM
Well let's see this silence of the lambs wannabe ( did she/he put the lotion in the basket?) try not to tape back the twig and two berries LADY Sweaty ball sack, , shave a little closer on that 5 o'clock shadow , wear turtle necks to hide that Adams apple . Then maybe this walking disappointment of a tranny might have a music lifestyle.
89. Randal - December 15, 2008 8:22 AM
Lady GaGa
You truly are a lady! Your style and flair are undeniable. Just keep amazing us with your unique moves and smash hit singles. Don't listen to the people who try to get you down. You're too good for them! Keep living in your crazy world, MIss GaGa.
Love,
Randal
90. whatchaself - December 15, 2008 9:57 AM
#89 Randal - you are mental
"oh she so cutting edge" It's been done a million times before and usually much better
PAP!
91. RichPort's Ghost - December 15, 2008 10:07 AM
Andy Dick really needs to stop trying to reinvent himself...
92. mitosis - December 15, 2008 12:33 PM
#8 her name was inspired by Queens - Radio GaGa. She was inspired by Queen, David Bowie/Ziggy Stardust, and other 80's glam bands.
I think she's amazing and i think the Superfish is just a stupid douche who has to run hate articles on anything different than a ZOMG Bikini post! ZOMG Angelina and Jennifer! ZOMG i said i wouldnt ever post spencer or heidi but here guys JK!! ZOMG Britney!
this site has gone downhill.
93. GioNYC - December 15, 2008 1:40 PM
She has a meaty one or a huge lavia
94. Mr. IHT - December 15, 2008 5:46 PM
Ladies and Gents....
IT'S A TRAP!
95. duhfdiuh - December 15, 2008 7:26 PM
She definitely has some beef curtains
96. Jeans - December 15, 2008 7:42 PM
I LOVE Lady Gaga! She has amazing dance music and during interviews she mentioned that she likes her androgonous look! She is a great performer!!!
97. ginger_t - December 15, 2008 8:47 PM
ashley - your comment makes sense since you sound like you are 14
98. Person - December 16, 2008 12:53 AM
*Sigh*
Yeah, she's cool. She's got style. But really the music is crap unless you're a club kid. And as far as style goes - even though it looks cool, there's just something vulgar about trying this hard to be cool
99. Snickers - December 16, 2008 10:59 AM
She opened for the New Kids on the Block. That's how cool she is.
100. Tipsy McStagger - December 16, 2008 12:03 PM
Poker Face? Butter Face is more like it - and even that's a stretch
101. kaywhatever - December 16, 2008 1:52 PM
Chill out y'all. That's likely her labia, not her clit. It's pretty annoying that there is such an incredible stigma about "trannies" in the comments. I don't know a thing about GaGa, but my guess is her choice of dress is at least a partial commentary on drag femininity and how - like Cher - such dress exposes certain expectations regarding women and sex. Drag queens heighten those expectations and then WOMEN get into the fray and dress more like drag queens. I think it's all very post-modern and interesting. I don't like her music much, but for God's sake people. Show some intelligence and stop ripping on people who may or may not be transsexuals.
102. ILovePooch - December 19, 2008 1:02 AM
First time i heard her songs I said.. hm. maybe.. but the I saw the videoclips.. and her tranny face, and it reminded me of highschool when everyone was trying too hard to look cool and was representing all the pple who think their Sooooooo in style and soooooo cool with their 80's reinvented so original style. You want in on a lil secret? It kinda stops being original when 90% of the pple are wearing the same damm shit, the striped plastic sunglasses that make you look like a loser and what-not. Ironically enough, being cool before everyone else is actually uncool when everyone starts thinking that they're avant-garde. You wanna re-invent? start a new trend, you neon-addicted, 808 voice amateurs clueless losers!
103. Becca - December 27, 2008 3:21 AM
I like her a lot. she's like a guilty obsession of mine. her song "Vanity" just lured me in...
104. cracksmoke - January 29, 2009 2:03 PM
"I could just be a guy who is out of touch with today's music but still looks incredibly awesome in tight jeans" ?That's the faggotest thing I've ever read.
105. cracksmoke - January 29, 2009 2:03 PM
"I could just be a guy who is out of touch with today's music but still looks incredibly awesome in tight jeans" ?That's the faggotest thing I've ever read.
106. Brandon - June 10, 2009 4:11 PM
Whatever it is, the bitch needs to put some clothes on. She's not that hot anyway. That's all we need is one more shallow whore for kids to grow up thinking they have to be like/act like. No wonder our society is so mindless and immoral. You got bitches like this that people look up to.