Kim Kardashian & Marisa Miller want you to believe hot chicks like video games
Kim Kardashian and Marisa Miller attended the Spike 2008 Video Game Awards last night as part of their duty to trick gamers into believing women will sleep with them. The Geekologie Writer and myself being the obvious exceptions, of course. In fact, we're pretty confident it's going to happen soon. Yup, any day now. All that sex. Right here. - - Then again, we should probably purchase the latest games just in case. As Eliot Spitzer once said "To my credit card and vagina!"

Reader Comments
1. clay - December 15, 2008 1:20 PM
The Geekologie writer ain't got shit on Kim Kardashian
2. Cinnie - December 15, 2008 1:23 PM
I'm a hot chick, and I play Warcraft like a mofo.
3. Capt Ahab - December 15, 2008 1:24 PM
Where are ther hot chicks? All I see is Moby Kardashian....
4. Capt Ahab - December 15, 2008 1:24 PM
Where are ther hot chicks? All I see is Moby Kardashian....
5. Capt Ahab - December 15, 2008 1:24 PM
Where are ther hot chicks? All I see is Moby Kardashian....
6. Capt Ahab - December 15, 2008 1:24 PM
Where are ther hot chicks? All I see is Moby Kardashian....
7. Capt Ahab - December 15, 2008 1:24 PM
Where are ther hot chicks? All I see is Moby Kardashian....
8. jacuzzi - December 15, 2008 1:27 PM
She is great
9. lolwut - December 15, 2008 1:27 PM
I thought you said they were hot
10. AJ - December 15, 2008 1:33 PM
What is the point of showing Kim if we do not see her ridiculous big girdle butt for amusement?
11. jumpin_J - December 15, 2008 1:42 PM
Kim, Marissa, I think yo hear me knockin, and I got Halo 3, bitches!
12. Joe - December 15, 2008 1:42 PM
Her blue-veined stretchy fake boobs are not giving me a blue-veiner.
13. O_o - December 15, 2008 1:44 PM
are you blind? they're hot as hell
oh now i get it u r not blind u r gay! that's OK we don't hate you :)
14. Pedro Sanchez - December 15, 2008 1:45 PM
I like her bangs.
15. RichPort's Ghost - December 15, 2008 1:49 PM
I don't know about you, but I always pick up the hot chicks at GameStop.
16. Sam - December 15, 2008 1:49 PM
Why's Kim there? Did somebody invent a video game that gets out mixed semen-urine stains?
17. Andrea - December 15, 2008 1:55 PM
One of the award winners said the new Mitsubishi 65-inch laser HDTVs really do give a lifelike image of Kim K's butt.
18. whatchaself - December 15, 2008 1:56 PM
I'd Like to bite Kim Kardashians ASS and let her drag me around for a week!! - She has the kind of frame, that would make her great in a Piggy Back Fight, Know what I sayin?
PAP!
19. WorldOfWarCraftGod - December 15, 2008 1:58 PM
Fuck the superficial writer women sleep with me all the time I have a level 60 shammy, and a level 80 orc. Hoard rules and the writer is jealous because I can sit home all day long and get paid to play so stop acting like a jealous fuck that your fagget ass sucks at video games. I will destroy you in any game you ever play you nancy boy!
20. Melvin - December 15, 2008 2:00 PM
I think KK is hot. What is wrong with me and is there a cure?
21. whatchaself - December 15, 2008 2:01 PM
19# WTF
Thats a whole other level of crazy I aint seen in a while.
22. Mandi - December 15, 2008 2:02 PM
So, I have a vagina, and I happen to also be a gamer. Now, not to toot my own horn, but I wouldn't put myself in the 'woofer' category. I'm kinda annoyed by this stereotype that pretty girls arn't gamers. Just cause I'm a girl, doesn't mean I can't pwn your ass! :D
And, yes, I like guys who game, as well.
23. squirrel - December 15, 2008 2:02 PM
Those bangs make Kardashian look 100 times better looking than normal. I am stunned. She'd look classy if the dress wasn't gold.
24. whatchaself - December 15, 2008 2:02 PM
19# WTF
thats a whole other level of crazy I aint seen in years.
25. Vince - December 15, 2008 2:07 PM
The nerds were excited until the got closer and realized it wasn't Counselor Troi.
26. mixedmartialartvideos.com - December 15, 2008 2:07 PM
Marisa made my day
27. Sharla - December 15, 2008 2:12 PM
Hot chicks do play games... A lot more now than 10 years ago, thanks to World of Warcraft and the like...
http://internetmiscellanea.blogspot.com/
28. RichPort's Ghost - December 15, 2008 2:15 PM
#19 is a cyberdouche.
29. jo - December 15, 2008 2:15 PM
WHEN U R READING THIS DON’T STOP OR
SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN! MY NAME IS
SUMMER I AM 15 YEARS OLD i have BLONDE
HAIR ,MANY SCARS no NOSE OR EARS.. I
AM DEAD. IF U DONT COPY THIS JUST LIKE
FROM THE RING, COPY N POST THIS ON 5
MORE SITES.. OR.. I WILL APPEAR ONE
DARK QUIET NIGHT WHEN UR NOT ExPECTING
IT BY YOUR BED WITH A KNIFE AND KILL
U. THIS IS NO JOKE SOMETHING GOOD WILL
HAPPEN TO U IF YOU POST THIS ON 5 MORE
PAGES
30. morga - December 15, 2008 2:15 PM
Kim's hair looks great
31. joLover - December 15, 2008 2:17 PM
I am waiting for you #29 you will be the first time I have seen a girl in 5 years. I am so excited for our date.
32. jo - December 15, 2008 2:18 PM
WHEN U R READING THIS DON’T STOP OR
SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN! MY NAME IS
SUMMER I AM 15 YEARS OLD i have BLONDE
HAIR ,MANY SCARS no NOSE OR EARS.. I
AM DEAD. IF U DONT COPY THIS JUST LIKE
FROM THE RING, COPY N POST THIS ON 5
MORE SITES.. OR.. I WILL APPEAR ONE
DARK QUIET NIGHT WHEN UR NOT ExPECTING
IT BY YOUR BED WITH A KNIFE AND KILL
U. THIS IS NO JOKE SOMETHING GOOD WILL
HAPPEN TO U IF YOU POST THIS ON 5 MORE
PAGES
33. Pete Wentz - December 15, 2008 2:24 PM
SKANKS!!! both of them. HOT as shit though. if you'll excuse me, i have a "call of duty" in the toilet
34. slytheringal - December 15, 2008 2:29 PM
Please, lol. I'm an attractive girl, and I have a lvl 80 warlock. If you play WoW, look Lear up on Daggerspine.
LOTS of girls play WoW.
35. biteme - December 15, 2008 2:33 PM
i want to play with kim kardashian's xbox.
36. pinksneakers - December 15, 2008 2:40 PM
right, so kardashian's wig makes her look quite pretty. it softens that 'overdone' look about her.
and is it just me or does miller's head look like it is on some sort of stick stuck into her body in that dress? sorta like one of those cakes, where they stick a barbie in it and make a cake of a dress around her body, so just her head sticks out.
37. Lalalover - December 15, 2008 2:45 PM
Kim is lookin bangin' with the bangs. I'm glad she took my advice and got her hair did! You go girl :)
38. zane - December 15, 2008 2:51 PM
I'd love to pee in that wig.
39. Kit - December 15, 2008 2:56 PM
That wig is made out of genuine asshair. If you look closely you can see tiny bits of soiled toilet paper.
40. Mr. Jones - December 15, 2008 2:56 PM
Let's not kid ourselves. It's not the funk of nerd-boys that is attracting these skanks, its simply the scent of money. Video games are a billion-dollar business now. Of course these whores will be sniffing around, trying to snatch up some loose change.
41. slick - December 15, 2008 2:57 PM
Dude, Kim K is not even close to hot.
42. Alex - December 15, 2008 3:09 PM
You will see more and more Hollywood finally figuring out that gamers and nerds have a shitload of money.
43. Proud Mom - December 15, 2008 3:12 PM
My daughter is 12 and plays World Warcraft and she is very smart, pretty, athletic, and a true humanitarian unlike Kim.
44. True - December 15, 2008 3:15 PM
We do like video games. I'm addicted to playing Gears of War 2 with my husband. Oh yeah....
45. Fernanado Narcos - December 15, 2008 3:18 PM
When a chick's ass weighs more than an entire 12 year old child,she's not "hot".
She's a disgusting mudshark.
46. charles - December 15, 2008 3:19 PM
kim has totally had some work done. it looks like here nose especially and eyes had work. i can't tell if she is looking better or worse. in any case, i would consider her above average.
47. Holyfuck - December 15, 2008 3:27 PM
Damn I had no idea there were so many nerds out there.
Clearly #19 is having a hard time differentiating between the fantasy world and real world. Dude, put down the controller and go outside for some fresh air. Chicks sleeping with you is not the same thing as cutting a hole in this month's centerfold and fucking it.
48. wow - December 15, 2008 3:47 PM
she is GLOWING orange.
49. necessaryROUGHness - December 15, 2008 3:49 PM
They are both gorgeous women! its all come down on your personal taste which should be both!!!
50. Mr. Jones - December 15, 2008 3:50 PM
I'll put it this way: once any of these alleged "gamer" girls can go toe-to-toe with a random Japanese 10-year-old, then I'll start paying attention.
Hell... I'll make this easier. Put a contoller in their hand and see if they even hold the damned thing correctly, and/or boot up an Xbox. I'm willing to be reasonable here.
51. Superevil - December 15, 2008 3:53 PM
If you're coming on here claiming to be a hot chick who plays games feel free to leave a pic otherwise you're full of shit.
52. slytheringal - December 15, 2008 4:06 PM
I never said hot girl. I said attractive. I'm a dork and I made a my space page for my warlock, lol. I have pics of myself under the pics section.
www.myspace.com/learsunblade
53. bootlips - December 15, 2008 4:07 PM
Veiny tits.
54. lisa - December 15, 2008 4:26 PM
seriously - kim looks absolutley stunning in these pictures. you go girl!!!
55. spiritkittykat - December 15, 2008 4:45 PM
I'm a hot chick and I love games too! I'll play Fallout 3 and Bioshock (and also ANY old school game) until the world ends! Can't speak for Marisa Miller, but the Kardashian thing is gross.
And #51, here's my myspace if you so desire proof that girl's play games:
www.myspace.com/spiritkittykat.
56. dew - December 15, 2008 4:58 PM
I don't know who this other girl is, but she's quite attractive, and reminds me of what Jessica Simpson SHOULD look like. But I don't like her dress, it makes her neck seem even longer than what it already is on that long, lanky body.
57. Kerry - December 15, 2008 5:02 PM
kim looks just like her mother in the first pic!!
58. Randal - December 15, 2008 5:15 PM
Kim, you look beautiful in the pictures you provided The FISH!
Love the straight, black hair as it accents the added color of your skin tone and makeup, as well as brings out the darkness of your eyes; they swirl a love so warm.
All the best to you in the coming year!
Randal
59. Julie - December 15, 2008 5:18 PM
im decently attractive and im quite good at cod4 on the 360.
besides, these two broads are just at the VGAs for publicity. i doubt either one of them even knows what an xbox is
60. Ralph - December 15, 2008 5:42 PM
That dress on Marisa looks like a bondage collar. It should be attached to ankle cuffs to keep her in the corect position.
61. lindary - December 15, 2008 5:58 PM
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?
62. loved` - December 15, 2008 6:50 PM
hot ! i love her.... put she a slut! :(
63. duhfdiuh - December 15, 2008 6:50 PM
Umm I am a girl, I play video games (WoW) and I am considered "hot" by many. It's really not a big a deal.
64. curly - December 15, 2008 7:01 PM
you people are such douches. bangs bangs bangs. good christ. as far as I can tell, only ONE of you has mentioned that KK got a shitload of work done: her face looks quite different now (eyes and mouth, particularly the upper lip, possibly neck and chin as well) and trust me, its not just the fucking haircut. plus, she has lost a bunch of weight, apparently. she almost looks slim (except for the hips, which she is always gonna have, if there is a god that is).
"bangs". goddamn.
65. WTB - December 15, 2008 7:11 PM
Eat me, Superficial Writer. I'm totally hot and I play World of Warcraft, among other various geeky video games. AND I could totally kick your ass in Street Fighter II without breaking a sweat.
66. Ru - December 15, 2008 7:27 PM
What's going on with the bad Photoshop job around her waist..... C'mon
67. xtra xtra - December 15, 2008 9:06 PM
Kim may pretend to play games, but she god damned sure isn't hot. She couldn't get through the first level of pacman. Maybe a simple car racing game, in arcade mode, no damage upon crashes; and that's pushing it. She is so retarded she has to have someone check that her shoes are on the correct foot and her clothes aren't inside out before she leaves the ward, er I mean house. If there were an entry exam for high school, she couldn't successfully pass it. And if she were to obtain a cheat sheet, she'd fuck that up by putting the answers in the wrong place. When inside vehicles, she licks the windows. She's an idiot, a loser, illiterate, desperate, slutty and sleazy.
68. saylorcee - December 15, 2008 9:20 PM
looks like kimmy got a face transplant
69. destiny - December 15, 2008 9:21 PM
I know hot women like video games. Unfortunately, for Kim, she is not hot. She sucks.
If you're dirty, rotten, filthy, stinking rich she'll eat the shit right out of your ass, let you piss on her and stuff every orifice on her body.
She would tongue-bathe Amy Winehouse for a thousand.
70. Aja ( the real ) - December 15, 2008 9:21 PM
It is ignorant to say no ' hot chicks' like video games. It's just not true.
71. JP - December 15, 2008 9:25 PM
Definitely agree w/46 and 64 - her nose has DEFINITELY been softened, and the bridge carved out to less of a "hook". It actually looks way better though - lessens the shadow on her mustache.
72. all your bases... - December 15, 2008 9:25 PM
She looks like your typical, semi-hot, low budget, struggling, rookie anal porn actress.
Sorry, fellow gamers, but there goes the neighborhood!
73. PostmortemG - December 15, 2008 9:55 PM
Video game dorks are embarrassing, 'hot' or not. Get a damn legitimate hobby, kids.
74. stacy - December 15, 2008 10:12 PM
uhh is it just me or did she get a fucking NOSE JOB- im surprised nobody noticed this its so obvious.. she is trying to conceal it with a new haircut but go and look at any other picture of her its completely different..
75. dave - December 15, 2008 10:51 PM
it's kinda offputting that she looks EXACTLY like her mother in the first pic.
76. dave - December 15, 2008 10:51 PM
it's kinda offputting that she looks EXACTLY like her mother in the first pic.
77. mink - December 15, 2008 11:11 PM
kim must feel like miss piggy standing next to MM
78. sophia - December 15, 2008 11:53 PM
52, you're a hideous pig. 55, unless you're the furthest girl on the right of your profile pic, you are attractive
79. sophia - December 15, 2008 11:54 PM
52, you're a hideous pig. 55, unless you're the furthest girl on the right of your profile pic, you are attractive
80. sophia - December 15, 2008 11:58 PM
oh, and KK is gorgeous. You fat losers with nothing to do but go online (hiding behind a curtain of antisocialness when the truth is that you can't make friends) insulting her would be extremely lucky to find a girl who looks half as good as her.
81. gerard Vandenberg - December 16, 2008 12:17 AM
FUCK IT, this is a doll, folks.
................I'M SURE!!
82. Jenine - December 16, 2008 2:01 AM
You're constantly are going back and forth over whether or not you think Kim Kardashian is hot. Honestly. Pick a side, man!
83. Yup - December 16, 2008 2:41 AM
Got to admit..She's looking pretty ''HOT'' these days.
Love the new hair.
U'Go Gurl!
84. Ivana - December 16, 2008 3:25 AM
KK *is* pretty. End of story, end of discussion. Now all you cockbags can go back and wrap your mouth around your WOW joystick.
85. STINK - December 16, 2008 5:07 AM
That was the first and last video game award show I'll ever watch. Yowch that was awful. Even big hottie hiney couldn't save it.
86. Kahlee - December 16, 2008 7:51 AM
Kim looks beautiful. I really think shes lovely looking. There are so few women representing the dark haired dark eyed girls. So many brownish/blondish/ blue eyed girls in the media. They are beautiful too, but over represented I think.
87. Massa' - December 16, 2008 9:32 AM
The Kardashians are going to burn in hell. From John 3:14 "Thou shalt not lay with apes as thou wouldst lay with humans"
88. bombs - December 16, 2008 11:50 AM
KK does not have enough forehead for that haircut. she should stick to making porn, where haircuts don't matter.
anyway... hot girls play halo 3 and they would never date guys who play video games because they are all a bunch of lazy, overweight pimple-faced basement dwellers. THAT INCLUDES YOU!
89. Annie - December 16, 2008 12:07 PM
# 59 How do you know those "broads" don't play videogames? Stop being so jealous, it makes you less decently attractive.
90. AJ - December 16, 2008 1:21 PM
89
I know from watching Kim's reality show that she does not have the patience to play video games. Kim has a short attention span and it is probably from thinking about herself and food too much.
91. Jon - December 16, 2008 1:52 PM
Kim looks fucking hot as shit. She get some work done on her face? She looks gorgeous.
92. jason - December 16, 2008 2:30 PM
I really really really want to crawl up KK butt hole and start a camp fire.
93. bill - December 16, 2008 6:29 PM
Damn, I totally want to urinate on her. That's how nasty, skanky and disgusting that freak mudshark is.
On the other hand, if you have a thousand dollars she'll eat the shit right out of your ass once a day. Now you know what she does for a living. Other than count her dead daddys money/inheritance. What a loser!
94. tom standley - December 16, 2008 6:40 PM
5' 1" tall.....220 pounds! LMAO! Mudshark!
Dumb, ignorant slut doesn't even have to get on her knees, just lean forward to deep throat one while some desperate lover of gigantic horses asses hopes to find her diseased cootch through all the folds and flapjacks.
Mudshark!
95. Joe Blow - December 16, 2008 9:05 PM
Still waiting for the pics of all "Hot Chicks" who play games. I have never met a hot girl who could use a computer properly, there is no way a there will be any hot girls who play games.
Now lets not confuse words, Hot Chicks. Not girls who aren't nerdy and goth looking. I want to see some stunners.
Examples:
Petra Nemcova
Marisa Miller
Kate Beckinsale
Coz we all know hot girls aren't interested in "playing games"
96. lola - December 17, 2008 12:19 AM
NOSE JOB kim looks great, but there is no hiding this. and lipo in the arms is how they are so slim
97. Someone - December 17, 2008 1:27 AM
What the hell is wrong with Marisa's shoulder, last pic down on the first column? It looks like she has chicken bones.
98. luciddreamer1780 - December 17, 2008 9:54 AM
No pictures of Eliza Dushku who went to the same event? She looked pretty good that might.
99. Sarah J. Snarker - December 17, 2008 5:42 PM
Come on. Video game practice can turn men's fingers into virtual vibrators.
I'm kinda hot and I'm A-OK with 'em.
100. truth7231938 - December 17, 2008 8:44 PM
Nothing hot, or interesting, about any Kardashian.
Anyone attracted to Kim would likely be attracted to certain animal species during a farm or zoo visit. (Sheep, rhino, hippo, angus, orangutan, chimp etc)You'll never admit it, but you know it's true! Sickos!!!