Dec 20 2008Kevin Federline has a new lady
Kevin Federline took his Britney-replacement beach volleyball player Victoria Prince to Tao in Vegas last night, and if that's not the face of a man who just impregnated a woman, I don't know what is. (Read: I'm sterile. Ladies?)
NOTE: Also included Suge Knight scoping out K-Fed's ass, and loving what he sees, because sometimes it's important to remember we live in an insanely random universe - that I'm probably getting shot in. Whee.

Reader Comments
1. Tom - December 20, 2008 5:34 PM
FIRST
2. This Poster - December 20, 2008 5:39 PM
Anyone posting after This Poster sucks on K-Fed's gold-digging penis and tosses his gigolo salad
3. tod - December 20, 2008 5:44 PM
#2 you're an idiot!
4. .com - December 20, 2008 5:48 PM
how'd he lose the weight??
5. amanda - December 20, 2008 5:52 PM
hes gross, i cant believe anyone would actually touch him
6. Janie - December 20, 2008 5:56 PM
Really do not like this guy- he is a twat and should get himself a job!
7. mimi - December 20, 2008 6:07 PM
I fucking hate blondes.
8. nanan - December 20, 2008 6:08 PM
Clubbing is so boring unless your high on drugs.
I feel sorry for Kfed. Isn't he a Tao every night. I'd shoot myself.
9. Tapeworm - December 20, 2008 6:13 PM
Someone should kick Suge in his big black cunt
10. Sam - December 20, 2008 6:16 PM
OMG! I'm laughing so hard! Did anyone else see the skanky santa outfit in the background of pic 7! Who would actually where that!?!?! HAHA
11. Sam - December 20, 2008 6:16 PM
OMG! I'm laughing so hard! Did anyone else see the skanky santa outfit in the background of pic 7! Who would actually where that!?!?! HAHA
12. Ho Ho Ho - December 20, 2008 6:24 PM
#10, she's Asian, duh.
13. ManFace - December 20, 2008 6:24 PM
That chick is a MAN, baby. Yeah!
She looks young and really stupid. Either (a) that's how he likes them or (b) that's all he can get. She does have intriguing 'suck me' lips, tho.
14. Adolfo - December 20, 2008 6:40 PM
#12 She looks Messkin to me
15. Bri - December 20, 2008 6:49 PM
wtf is K-Fed doing with Suge!?!?!? hahahah
16. hollywood_hillbilly - December 20, 2008 6:55 PM
She has a crazy caveman brow, other than that she is hot. Probably wouldn't let you go ass to mouth, but you could definitely toss her salad.
17. Dorito Man - December 20, 2008 7:06 PM
Fark! She's beautiful! And she's with a creep like K-Fed? The world is a cruel place.
18. magnam - December 20, 2008 7:50 PM
Federline is a creepy, fartsnorting douchebag!
Victoria Prince must have been desperate or paid in cash to accompany that dog.
19. necessaryROUGHness - December 20, 2008 8:40 PM
Kevin will always get laid base on his past,,,no matter how sleazy girls found him....Nice babysitter federlazy!
20. ummm...yeah - December 20, 2008 9:03 PM
Who's that fuckin Barry White lookin motherfucker in the background in pic#8?
21. RaraAvis - December 20, 2008 10:11 PM
Guess what, Kev? The two-days-growth doesn't hide your fat chin. And wearing a loose shirt with the top unbuttoned doesn't hide your fat belly. Isn't Tao for, well, young people? Maybe you should scope out a Cracker Barrel or something.
22. Cartman - December 20, 2008 10:19 PM
Hey, more power to K-Fed. He owns his doucheness and still has those fat checks from Britney rolling in. Don't hate the playa, hate the game.
And hate that douchey hat.
23. dave - December 20, 2008 10:19 PM
Nice replacement!
24. gerard Vandenberg - December 21, 2008 1:01 AM
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFF, now the misery starts all over, folks!!
25. gerard Vandenberg - December 21, 2008 1:01 AM
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFF, now the misery starts all over, folks!!
26. packinwood - December 21, 2008 6:40 AM
K Fed better check and make sure that's a lady. It looks like a he-she in the face. When is he going to stop wearing those stupid looking hats? Hey Suge, you got knocked the f*#k out!
27. Prince Akihito - December 21, 2008 7:48 AM
White trash rides again
28. linda - December 21, 2008 11:39 AM
I'm an open minded girl from US, I'm interested in exotic things, photography, outdoors and sports...I have my photos on --- Seekingtall. com ---, I love tall guys!
Do you love travelling and have some experience? Just find me out!!!!
29. jzz - December 21, 2008 1:52 PM
wow he got fat
30. Boonie - December 21, 2008 1:54 PM
Poor Victoria has a pained/"OMG people are taking my picture with this retard" look on her face. Maybe she's anticipating a drunken K-Tard slobbering all over her, later in the evening...
...shudder...
31. Sport - December 21, 2008 6:11 PM
Can you imagine the chick that actually WANTS Shitney's sloppy seconds?
Fuck - now the NHL is gonna ban me, you watch.
32. Katherine - December 21, 2008 7:55 PM
Did he freaking gain the weight that Britney lost? Goodness, if their was anybody who personified white trash in Hollywood I bring you exhibit A.
33. lindary - December 21, 2008 9:15 PM
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?
34. lindary - December 21, 2008 9:18 PM
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?
35. James - December 21, 2008 11:52 PM
She has a great ass.
36. F-Obama - December 22, 2008 12:21 AM
What's with chicks that have a great ass but a horrible face? Who wants to put their cock in an ugly chick with a great ass? I guess Federline. He's done it before.
37. Jonah - December 22, 2008 2:00 PM
I've always wondered if K-Fed was living with his other kids with Shar Jackson. i mean that guy has tons of kids and has the britney-money to pay for all of them!
38. BB King - December 22, 2008 3:51 PM
Some women just like fat guys!
39. jim - December 24, 2008 5:04 PM
She's much better looking than Fatney Spears . and she is a natural blond.
K-Fed got an UPGRAGE.