Dec 6 2008Kevin Federline should use his Britney-money on a gym membership
Kevin Federline took a mystery woman out last night, and look, I don't want to say he's gotten fat. But I do want to say "Run, bitch, RUN! Holy shit, can't you tell he ate the last one!? Free shoes are not worth your life, lady! RUN!"
That said, do you think Britney's jealous? Not because Kevin's dating or anything, but because he can let himself go without his dad, manager, record label and the state of California locking him in the garage with a sprig of celery for five days. No, seriously, who does she have to kill for a pudding pie around here?

Reader Comments
1. verga - December 6, 2008 3:39 PM
first fat fucker!
2. fatfuck - December 6, 2008 3:40 PM
hahahahahahahahah fatzor
3. yep - December 6, 2008 3:42 PM
whale-sized turds
4. jeezey mic jeeze - December 6, 2008 3:58 PM
god thats disgusting
5. riz - December 6, 2008 4:06 PM
he always nauseated me. this just makes it worse.
6. tortfeasor - December 6, 2008 4:07 PM
I wasn't sure if he was actually fat because his clothes are so damn baggy but then I saw that he had fat people fingers.
7. Rough Daddy - December 6, 2008 4:14 PM
Hey life is good, the man is bagging chix looking like shit! why not!!!
8. Pathetic Worm - December 6, 2008 4:14 PM
Big People, Little World
9. Superfish - December 6, 2008 4:22 PM
Holy crap.
10. JJ Vajayjay - December 6, 2008 4:26 PM
LIKE WHOA!!! I've never seen cankles on a dude like Brits ex!
Damn, slow down on the chili cheese fritos, K-Feed.
11. Daughter - December 6, 2008 4:32 PM
seriously, do I see a cankle?
12. Annonyononymouse - December 6, 2008 5:13 PM
woaaaaah!!!!!!
13. Randal - December 6, 2008 5:18 PM
Kevin, be who you want to be, not what the media expects you to be. You look fine, nothing that your moves as a dancer can't solve when you're on your next big tour.
Some are going to call you fat, I'm calling you phat dawg.
Randal
14. Aerialgreen - December 6, 2008 5:22 PM
It's K-Over-Fed bitch!
Oink, oink, oink! ~
15. crazylady - December 6, 2008 5:28 PM
Are they in the food court at the mall? Certainly would explain a lot.
16. Aerialgreen - December 6, 2008 5:33 PM
Oh, and that beard to hide the quadruple chin?, veeeery clever!, it totally hides his lard-tastic face....
17. Matthew - December 6, 2008 5:36 PM
K- fed:ohhh new girlfriend first food lol POPOZAO
18. oh my god! - December 6, 2008 5:37 PM
He's so fat he can't even tie his shoes!
19. Uggh - December 6, 2008 5:46 PM
So, is that what happens to you after early retirement? Yuck, bring on the work, slave labor, sweat shops, whatever it takes!!!
Geez, now we know he's not the "Womanizer" Britney was singing about....fo' ugly sure
It's a National Opposite Day Phenonmenon..Pop "O" Zow eeek Owww!!!
20. Can'tGetMe - December 6, 2008 5:54 PM
Randal, you always try to anger me but I'm not going to let you. You f*cking ahole dick! Icould SCRTEAMMMMM!!1!!
21. Gruff the Crime Dog - December 6, 2008 6:08 PM
If you're feeling portly eat
I ain't even gorging sweets
There's more ankle than you see
You wouldn't like me when I'm hongry
Kill the Frites
Knock 'em down Stack 'em up Munch 'em hard
Kill the Frites
Don't be scared Watch them sizzle In their fat
Kill the Frites
I feel you Watching me Eating you
Kill the Frites
You can't handle the truth
What happened to 'em?
22. Ron - December 6, 2008 6:26 PM
K-Fatty eatting large off Britney's money. What a pig. He should get his own azz in a gym instead of his boys. Fat bas#ard.
23. french_guy - December 6, 2008 6:39 PM
Super Size in Me !
24. Heidi - December 6, 2008 7:09 PM
What's so bad about being fat?
He was always gross and a loser. Duh.
25. Jose - December 6, 2008 7:12 PM
Which proves that bitch will suck any dick for a tiny bit of publicity.
26. Katie - December 6, 2008 7:40 PM
That's what happens when you stop getting free coke.
27. LargelyGay - December 6, 2008 7:47 PM
Still better looking than Bratman.
But seriously, You fat disgusting slobulus.
Chet from Weird Science and shit.
28. Getexback - December 6, 2008 8:14 PM
Come on you have to give him a little credit. He has absolutely no skills and has made millions so let him get a little fat. It's not like he was the pop star or anything
29. Brian - December 6, 2008 8:16 PM
Come on you have to give him a little credit. He has absolutely no skills and has made millions so let him get a little fat. It's not like he was the pop star or anything
30. sarah - December 6, 2008 8:45 PM
dammit, didn't someone kill Randal yet?
no wonder Federline had good things to say about Brittney. He needs all the press he can get right now - yikes.
His new gal pal looks like she's picking up the hillbilly reigns, walking around barefoot in public. Double ew.
31. mark - December 6, 2008 8:48 PM
And he's still reeling in cuties. Go Kev!
32. jensauce - December 6, 2008 8:50 PM
holy shit he got fat as hell!
on the bright side, he FINALLY fits into all of his clothes. he probably didn't even need to buy anything new. but now instead of looking like a wigger, he just looks like the typical american fatass.
33. kitty_kat - December 6, 2008 9:05 PM
Yup! He's getting fat off of Britney's money. Disgusting bastard. I don't care what anyone says: that's the only reason why he fought so hard to get custody of those boys. He makes me sick.
34. scabby - December 6, 2008 10:15 PM
Man the harpoons!
35. Me - December 6, 2008 10:20 PM
Anyone posting after Me sucks on K-Fed's obese penis
36. RaraAvis - December 6, 2008 10:24 PM
For god's sake, Federline, stop dressing like a poser. You're a fat old man with four kids. Buy some long pants and tie your shoes.
37. mai-tai - December 6, 2008 10:29 PM
lmao. karma is a beast.
38. britney's weave - December 6, 2008 10:42 PM
holy shit, man-cankles.
39. Aaamber007 - December 6, 2008 10:52 PM
Wasn't that mystery girl on America's Next Top Model?
40. ummm...yeah - December 6, 2008 11:10 PM
At least the motherfucker takes care of his fuckin kids...umm...at least the motherfuckers nanny takes good care of the fuckin kids. ...umm...unless he ate one.
41. Lorac - December 6, 2008 11:29 PM
Bahahahaa.
42. IND - December 6, 2008 11:57 PM
He was always gross before, but when did this happen?
43. Kellie - December 7, 2008 1:34 AM
I guess Federline is after some new money. If she's wise, she'll run.
44. twizlah - December 7, 2008 1:35 AM
Kevin Fatterline.
45. face man - December 7, 2008 2:01 AM
lol, faces all day
46. Siehna - December 7, 2008 2:05 AM
Whoa... I would like to see more of these kind of people balloon up like that. lols.
47. Jenna - December 7, 2008 2:54 AM
I just don't understand why people who are wealthy (whether they actually worked for it or not) let themselves go like this and don't bother getting a personal trainer or a gym membership while i'm here wishing I had enough money to do so.
48. friendlyfires - December 7, 2008 3:08 AM
Kevin Overfedandovertheline - the luckiest male divorcee on the frickin' planet - he should be nailing Miley Cyrus or the other Olsen sister next - Madonna's too smart to mess with that, her demon cobweb pussy would make Kevin Overfedandovertheline dehydrate and turn to a pile of dust and still no talent whatsoever except for impregnating lame brain rich women and skating off with custody and child support.
Hell, he should eat as much pie and Starbucks as he pleases, 'til his cholesterol hits the roof of the Empire State Building. Then he can appear on Celebrity Biggest Loser with Baba Booey, Artie Lang, Camryn Manheim and Dan Ackroyd.
49. friendlyfires - December 7, 2008 3:09 AM
Kevin Overfedandovertheline - the luckiest male divorcee on the frickin' planet - he should be nailing Miley Cyrus or the other Olsen sister next - Madonna's too smart to mess with that, her demon cobweb pussy would make Kevin Overfedandovertheline dehydrate and turn to a pile of dust and still no talent whatsoever except for impregnating lame brain rich women and skating off with custody and child support.
Hell, he should eat as much pie and Starbucks as he pleases, 'til his cholesterol hits the roof of the Empire State Building. Then he can appear on Celebrity Biggest Loser with Baba Booey, Artie Lang, Camryn Manheim and Dan Ackroyd.
50. Morgan - December 7, 2008 3:33 AM
Hahaha he totally looks like he just strapped on a fat suit and walked on out of the house... Do you think he can put both feet on the ground at the same time?
51. Friend - December 7, 2008 3:36 AM
Maybe he just ate all Britany's money...
52. Master of The Obvious - December 7, 2008 3:38 AM
Sorry to rain on your parade #35, but technically, you posted after the word Me in your post, so I hate to be so blatant about this, but you mostly certainly do win the top award for the person who posted after Me...so I guess if you want to be literal about it, you are the one who sucks the most since you were the first post, so therefore you qualify beautifully as the most suckiest one of all those who suck according to your definition. Just an observation.
53. max - December 7, 2008 5:47 AM
Superdouche Federline has been face down in the bologna and cheese pizzas celebrating the largest income he's ever had in milking Brits money.
What a skanky weakling punk.
54. NativeNYker - December 7, 2008 9:25 AM
DAMN! Thats three stones pass chubby-poo... He must be packing some serious Mandingo size pene - cuz really...
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55. 1moreidiotintheworld - December 7, 2008 9:26 AM
Delayed allergic reaction to Britney's toxic pussy???
56. gerard Vandenberg - December 7, 2008 10:25 AM
No problem at all, folks.
.......................BOTH PERSONS HAVE SEASON-TICKET'S ON FAILURES!!
57. Shep - December 7, 2008 10:31 AM
Kankles, hahahhaahahahha.. There's no such thing as a fat successful white rapper Kevin. Just ask Bubba Sparxxx
58. jokera - December 7, 2008 1:14 PM
Thats your brain on junk food kids.
59. jaq - December 7, 2008 1:38 PM
Here you have it folks...proof that skin color is no longer a factor (requirement) for earning the title"nigger".
K-Fed, the fat ass douchebag deluxe, is a NIGGER!
60. Bob - December 7, 2008 1:41 PM
DOes Shar Jackson and her kids live with K-Fed. Because I wonder if he has to pay for their tuition and other stuff like with Brits kids. No one has really explored that story. Does Shar also have a nanny like K-fed
61. sandy - December 7, 2008 1:42 PM
My Grandpa, a veteran, is in better shape than that rolly-poly, illiterate, kept, no-talent, gold-digging, poor hygiene, living off of child support douchebag.
62. graham - December 7, 2008 1:49 PM
What a punk!!!
63. jojo - December 7, 2008 3:25 PM
wow - he is fat!! what heppened there? isn't he supposed to be a playboy??
64. jul - December 7, 2008 3:58 PM
fat pregnant ass
65. superflous - December 7, 2008 4:03 PM
That chick carrying shoes is quite hot.
66. Cinderella - December 7, 2008 4:45 PM
I guess that just shows you that Brit was really the prettier one after all.
67. JohnRambo - December 7, 2008 4:58 PM
Jahaha That guy has breasts!!!!!!!!!
68. sunshine - December 7, 2008 5:43 PM
Has he called Jenny yet?
69. Steve Lawrence - December 7, 2008 9:21 PM
Why the fuck don't you figure out how to single back click after viewing photos, fuckhead
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71. michelle - December 7, 2008 9:24 PM
in his defense, he does take care of the boys 24/7. maybe once brit gets her stuff in gear, he'll have time to get to the gym regular.
72. Lauren - December 7, 2008 9:37 PM
I can't believe the difference in him. You'd think with looking after the children would keep him fit and active.
73. Jack - December 7, 2008 9:41 PM
I agree about thinking running around after the kids would help keep his weight in check.
74. missywissy - December 7, 2008 9:45 PM
He's got to get a reputation for being fat so he can get fame doing Nutri-System commercials. Got to get back in the game somehow.
75. dsfdsfd - December 7, 2008 10:45 PM
Those of you sayin he has no skills are dead wrong.. Kevin is an extremely talented dancer. The reason why he's getting fat is prolly cuz now he's still eating like when he was still dancing, but now lounging around countin Britney's money.
76. joey joejoe - December 7, 2008 11:05 PM
hahaha, you fat cunt.
the britney diet doesn't work fool, no matter how much money she pays you.
when you chowing down on her pooch you need to make sure she hasn't packed a KFC family feast down her pants. it tastes like chicken cause it is chicken and the crusty bit aren't crabs, thats 11 secret herbs and spices bitch.
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78. MJ - December 8, 2008 5:46 AM
Gross, now he just has to go bald too :s too bad, he looked good back in the days (ugh, I have to go wash myself now)
79. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - December 8, 2008 9:21 AM
It's not like he has to work...
80. urfavbrunette - December 8, 2008 9:38 AM
wow...he is HUGE. and that girl is ALMOST as big as he is!
AND....did anyone else notice that she is walking around BAREFOOT?!??!! uh....can we say gross. BARF.
81. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - December 8, 2008 10:44 AM
#80 - Never been to the airport I see... just an FYI... those are NOT big silver birds zooming by in the sky, and the sun is NOT dragged across the sky by Apollo in a flaming chariot...
I'm here to help.
82. ToeSniffer - December 8, 2008 2:04 PM
#80 - She isn't barefoot, she's wearing flip flops. Besides there is nothing wrong with chicks walking around barefoot, it's sexy when they do that.
83. Dozer - December 8, 2008 2:56 PM
OMFG this is how the neighborhood redneck grandpa looked 5 years ago?!
84. Kankles Fatterline - December 8, 2008 4:01 PM
fuck you yall
i gots lotsa green and lotsa pussy
ya bitches!
85. Kankles Fatterline - December 8, 2008 4:03 PM
fuck you yall
i gots lotsa cash and pussy
ya bitches!
86. Kankles Fatterline - December 8, 2008 4:05 PM
and mo pussy
ya bitches!
87. clubber - December 8, 2008 7:35 PM
Is that a dude or a chick hes with? Very manly blonde. No?
88. Gabriel - December 8, 2008 10:00 PM
I'd still blow him
89. shannon - December 9, 2008 1:58 AM
that's what happens when you stop smoking meth
90. Brianne - December 9, 2008 1:24 PM
Kevin FATerline!!
91. Brianne - December 9, 2008 1:25 PM
Kevin FATerline!!
92. joanna - December 9, 2008 2:15 PM
21:
that was lovely
93. carlitos - December 9, 2008 5:01 PM
I HATE YOU K-FAT, FUCK YOU BITCH!!!
94. joe m - December 10, 2008 1:24 PM
If Kevin is really so bad and if Britney is so good,
then why did she marry him?
Are you jealous losers saying that she's stupid?
He was a great dad when she was not a good mom.
They are both trying their best.
95. snow white - December 24, 2008 9:00 AM
Why wouldn't he be fat, he doesn't work, nanny's take care of the kids and he lives of Brittney's money...Hello anyone see something wrong with this picture he is a party boy and always will be.