Dec 4 2008Kate Winslet discovers tanning beds

A freakishly tan Kate Winslet attended the New York premiere of her film The Reader last night, and as you can tell, she's vigorously preparing for a starring role in Barbie's Mom. I dunno about you guys, but I always thought Skipper was the hot one. Which probably has you thinking "Wow. How can one man be so awesome?" I'll give you a hint: Drugs.

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I didn't know lymies could tan. They should worry about their teeth.

She looks awesome!

Sexy

would defininately do her.

Hey lefarge why don't you go F**k yourself you sad racist F**k

Sixth!

I'd hit that for a while! Loved her nips in Titanic, now she looks to have more to offer. Good for her

Dang, bangable.

She looks hot. I;d poke it and keep it around after too. Very MILFy.

"She's a MAN baby!"

Terrible look, for her. She's supposed to be pale with big boobs, a fat ass, and a giant bush. Her one-free-hand fan club desires nothing less.

Fuck you LeFarge you likely French decendant cocksucker. Your website sucks too.

She's a total hottie. But fuck her though... No reason for sayin that other than if we all had money like celebrities have, we'd all look like this.
They can all lie, and swear to Tom Cruise and Oprah that they've never had any work done... Yea fucking right.

I think she looks much prettier with a fair complexion. Not everyone looks good with a tan.

Can't believe I overlooked this but Kate Winslet is a ginger therefore it has to be fake tan because obviously gingers can't tan normally. Lay off the moonshine Fish.

her dress looks like is composed mostly of old 1986 Aries K car seat belts.

As a ginger, I can vouch for blp's comment. I just didn't think it worth mentioning as anyone can tell this is a fake one.

it's called a sun-burn dude... you are usually right on superficial writer but not today my friend... just a sunburn dude... dag.

click & see for yourself - she looks much better out of the sun...

Boooobies!

Another Hollyweird elitist liar. Not too long ago she was bragging about never having "work" done and aging naturally.

Then I would assume that the rolls stopped coming, so she has gone for the fake "Barbie" clone. At her age, she can't look that good after having had kids.

But I do have to admit that her docs did a good job, and I'd do her. Hyposcrisy can't get in the way of a good lay...

I want to strike her with my iceberg.

Another Hollyweird elitist liar...ayup...(takes swig of moonshine)...we don't like yer type uppin these here parts, nosireebob...

I want that dress!!!!

Dumb white bitch is going to age sooner lol!

damn, id love to sink my titanic in her.

she is so gorgeous and awesome
but tan is not so good

yeah LAR and when she looks older she will still look better than ANY black woman on the planet.

I would definitely butter that english muffin.

I miss her voluptuous and plump. Why conform, Kate, why. The hair looks fine, but I want you back to the way you were ravaged in the laundry room in Little Children.

Hollywood can't do the English accent, let alone the English Rose.

I love Kate Winslet, but I hate it when she goes off on the "I'm a fat normal breeder" bullshit.....listen Kate, you are NOT fat and you are NOT a normal, down to earth Mother - you seem like a very GOOD Mother, but most average women could never achieve your level of thinness or your hired help. I am into fitness and am thin and childfree (don't want to be a parent at all), but I call total bullshit on all the "I'm just a normal woman crap"....I love ya and your craft, but please stop with the Fat woman shit - you are thin as a rail and GORGEOUS!

Yeah, im not a big Kate Winslet fan but she looks way good. The tan looks natural to me, not oompa loompa like which is always the key.

All you stupid motherfuckers...God!
What kind of a fucking tan is that? It doens't even look fuckin natural!!...
What the fuck happened?...She forget she has armpits?
She doesn't look good here, I've seen the bitch look much better.

wow she she looks great for a lymie. nice teeth too.

Nicely done, Hervé Léger.

holy shit the things i'd do to that body.

she is beyond smokin hot.

#34, i don't know what you're smokin...but you need to lay off it.

She is almost too thin here.

I guess in spite of all her protestations, and her resisting the Hollywood / Fashion World thinness fascists (who are mostly gay men who have boys for an ideal) for a long time, she ended up hiring a trainer and a plastic surgeon after all.

Too bad for those of us who love real, natural women like Kate used to be:: voluptuous but not fat or slender but not skinny; fit but not cut or ripped, soft but not mushy.

Definitely thinner than usual but she looks great. Among the finest breasts in Hollywood.

I love her dress, its so tailored, its like a topigraphic map of her body, like they applied a polygon mesh to her and then cut an sewed each surface. There's a piece that is like a rectangle right around crotch region that doesn't make any sense, but other then that bravo.

she's naturally more brunette than ginger, so though its probably an airbrushed on tanning serum there's a chance it could be tanning beds. i bet the malibu skipper look is for a role, she usually rocks a more messy sweaty look in general. i think much improved, though i kinda miss the chub curves.

I absolutely adore Kate but think this is not a good look for her. Love ya, Kate, but not your Californian-attempt at tanning. :oS Sorry!

#1 Fuck you LeFarge. You obviously have no idea how tough we downtrodden white anglo-saxon protestants are really sensitive to the race issue. Shame on you. PS, my teeth are now lovely thanks to the porcelain caps. Ta..

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AMAZING

Ok, I have to interject. I think some of us have forgotten what a real tan looks like! I have no idea if this is a fake tan or a sunburn, but to the person who said "Did she forget her armpits?" :

You, sir, are an idiot. A real tan normally doesn't include the armpits unless you enjoy your outdoor activities with your arms raised high above your head.

As far as my opinion of these photos: She's gorgeous, but I like the creamy skin and red hair much better.

Thank you and goodnight.

'A freakishly tan Kate Winslet...'

Read before you post.

I had a crush on her when she was younger. Not Titanic days, but Heavenly Creatures days. She had that lush English Rose quality. But I remember an interview where, after coming to Hollywood, she said, "The young women in Los Angeles are so beautiful." Jealousy was obviously getting its hooks into her even then. So she ditched her first husband and kid, married a powerful director, and now spends her days getting tans and facials and massage therapy. Here's the problem: L.A. already has a million women like that.

That's a head to toe spray on tan. It's not real.

I would f*ck the sh*t outta that.

THIS JUST IN: Kate Winslet is smokin' hot. No hatin' here.

your right 42 racism is great in any form we must all embrace it.

@1

'I didn't know lymies could tan. They should worry about their teeth.'

And you douchbag Americans should worry about how stupid and uneducated you are.

It's spelt 'limeys' dickhead, because it comes from British sailors drinking lime juice to prevent scurvy. I expect you didn't know that did you; you dull, unoriginal cock.

Oh yeah, and with respect to the teeth thing, English people probably have a bad reputation for their teeth because in history people like Queen Elizabeth I had shit teeth. Because the English began colonising places like the West Indies where there was an abundance of sugar cane.

They also colonised some fucking country now known as the United States of America. Did you hear about that? About how America got raped by the English and Spanish and French etc They colonised it and bred and populated the country with the idiots that live there now. The kind of idiots who have such an underlying insecurity about their identity they decided to hate everyone who doesn't look just like them.

Cue the inane responses from Americans...

51 woah there, I'm British and I like plenty of Americans (my bf for one : ). Theres no point getting angry with the retarded ones who think England is just like the Queen and Monty Python and James Bond, lol. Anyway those people probably haven't left America so they don't know any different, and they don't want to learn how the world has changed since the last time the British stereotype was revised (1952).

Definitely lost weight. Looking beautiful... dress reminds me of Kim Kardashian.

This is the worst I've ever seen her look. She does look like a man, she was so much prettier 5 years ago?

All these freaking kates, none of them stand out!!!

...i swear, sometimes you just fuck with people for no other reason than to fuck with 'em. kate looks fantastic in those pics. and i was never what you'd call a kate fan (except for her cameo on "extras" which was fucking hilarious). seriously, that's what you call "freakishly tan"...when you've seen posh spice and donatella versace [*shudder*] ...face it, you had nothing else, so, you took a shot (weak). c'mon, you're better than that. or not. i don't really care. i'm gonna go make a turkey sandwich...is there any kool-hhhwhip left?

Not bad for a fat brunette.........No wait, make that a skinny blonde. Aw hell, who can keep track anymore.

Um, I'm a natural Irish ginger and used to stay tan and I don't mean fake spray tan either. My father is the same and he stays tan from his fishing & boating on the weekends. Neither of us burn.

In any case, I think she looks awful w/that color hair and the fake tan...She could've gone quite a bit lighter with it for just a shimmer/glow and the blondeness of the hair is too tacky. She just doesn't look right, except for her hairCUT and style. :) Also, not completely sure, but I believe Kate is a natural brunette...?

Um, I'm a natural Irish ginger and used to stay tan and I don't mean fake spray tan either. My father is the same and he stays tan from his fishing & boating on the weekends. Neither of us burn. I'm sure we're not the only two on the planet like that but there are SOME natural reds that don't burn, but tan.

In any case, I think she looks awful w/that color hair and the fake tan...She could've gone quite a bit lighter with it for just a shimmer/glow and the blondeness of the hair is too tacky. She just doesn't look right, except for her hairCUT and style. :) Also, not completely sure, but I believe Kate is a natural brunette...?

It's all good... She's still hot...

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Seriously, I would f*ck the sh*t outta that sooooo much that she would have to use a colostomy bag for the rest of her life.

She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?

I love tanned women, but on blondes it looks to fake since they are naturally pale

this woman is stunning

I saw her tonight (12/4) at a screening and she looked absolutely beautiful. She doesn't look this tan now.

Drool..!
Christ, I've wanted her since Titanic. Then Quills. Now this!
How could anyone not want that? Come ON, now. How gay are you?
I hope you develop sphilkis in the connecticazoinks. Asswipes.

Will somebody please tell her this is year 2008 we live in!!

i've noticed some people making comments to the effect of: "oh so now she's has work done"....Excuse me? What work? Her lips? her breasts? Just because someone starts working out two hours everyday (which famous people do all the time) doesn't mean they've had plastic surgery. They've just gotten into shape.

Her naturally fair skin looks better on her....she looks like slightly overcooked turkey.

She should quickly lose tanning beds again. Se looks terrible.

Love her!

No see thats where your wrong blp. Shes a "closet ginger" shes in denial so shes making all the failing attempts so hide her horrible disease. At least she looks half human. Good try ginger!

Who design that dress???

Besides tanning beds it looks as though she also discovered a doctor's scalpel...If you know what I mean.

She looks better when fair skinned, but I think she is made of awesome. The stuff I'd eat out of her ass, you have no idea!

Look at the wrinkles in the skin in her armpits, near her arm... looks gross... shows she's startin to age & tryin to lose a lotta weight...


Looks all screwed up like Lohan.

@69 - Maybe she'll bump into Newman from Seinfeld.

WOW she looks absolutely stunning!!!!!!!!!!!

WOW she looks absolutely stunning!!!!!!!!!!!

WOW she looks absolutely stunning!!!!!!!!!!!

WOW she looks absolutely stunning!!!!!!!!!!!

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