Dec 8 2008Josh Holloway tries to make love to the ocean
Dear Ladies,
Merry Christmas!
- The Superficial Writer
P.S. Also, why not? Josh or Hugh Jackman? And someone's losing a limb. GO!
Dear Ladies,
Merry Christmas!
- The Superficial Writer
P.S. Also, why not? Josh or Hugh Jackman? And someone's losing a limb. GO!
Reader Comments
1. val - December 8, 2008 12:03 PM
very nice
2. twizlah - December 8, 2008 12:04 PM
first, but really wanting to be
3. woman - December 8, 2008 12:04 PM
\o/
4. woman - December 8, 2008 12:04 PM
\o/
5. moron - December 8, 2008 12:04 PM
first!
6. Kat - December 8, 2008 12:09 PM
NIIIIIICE
7. tp - December 8, 2008 12:10 PM
He looks like an ape
8. Alex - December 8, 2008 12:10 PM
Anyone heard from Randal, lately?
9. Kathy - December 8, 2008 12:10 PM
He's just barely fit and not fat. He looks much better in his trademark white-trash halfway unbuttoned shirt.
10. shellibelli - December 8, 2008 12:11 PM
i dont get it
he has no shoulders!
put more Jackman up please
11. Andrea - December 8, 2008 12:12 PM
Hot, but definitely a big farter.
12. hellcat1983 - December 8, 2008 12:13 PM
Oh YUM! Would I love to be LOST with that!
13. Jenna - December 8, 2008 12:13 PM
Hugh Jackman by far!
He doesn't need to lay around half naked in the ocean to be sexy. He could be blowing his nose and I'd still say he's hot
14. Alex - December 8, 2008 12:13 PM
Oh yeah, I almost forgot. And stinky fingers in three, two, one....
15. hotels - December 8, 2008 12:14 PM
Who is he?
16. agent - December 8, 2008 12:16 PM
Josh, sweetie, love you to death. Always with the 5 o'clock shadow. Hot, in a hotly disease-y way that the secretly dirty girls like.
But...you gonna do stuff like this, hire a trainer. Like, yesterday. You're a biscuit away from the Pillsbury Doughboy.
17. Sandi - December 8, 2008 12:17 PM
#15 - he plays Sawyer on "Lost" And he looks awesome - he would look even better with his pants off. Whats up with the jeans?
18. jrz - December 8, 2008 12:18 PM
Who?
19. kater - December 8, 2008 12:18 PM
he looks like a fucking oaf.
next.
20. Dana - December 8, 2008 12:18 PM
Hot!
21. Cindy - December 8, 2008 12:21 PM
I love his trashy vibe, but he needs to lay off the Bud & wings. Not all of us have fantasies about the paunchy-hot repairman ("looks like you need some pipe work, ma'am"...bow chicka wow wow...).
22. Elmo - December 8, 2008 12:23 PM
eww xP he's grosss...
23. Henrietta - December 8, 2008 12:27 PM
You kidding? I don't know how they say Hugh Jackson is the sexiest man, of course a bunch of grannies sitting around playing poker and reading GQ perhaps. Oops! But Josh is sexy! That I agree
24. havoc - December 8, 2008 12:28 PM
I hope he was filming something and not just caught rolling around in the surf in his jeans. Was this on a gays-only beach?
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25. Ardgelina - December 8, 2008 12:37 PM
ew? no definition anywhere!!!! y would anyone want that?
26. whateveryo - December 8, 2008 12:38 PM
he could have taken his jeans off >.< lol
27. p0nk - December 8, 2008 12:39 PM
waxed chest, unshaven face, swimming in his jeans.... know how i know you're gay?
28. Sarah - December 8, 2008 12:42 PM
lmao@all the jealous guys chiming in with their "he's gay" comments. Don't be so insecure, it's very unattractive in men.
29. lucycharms - December 8, 2008 12:42 PM
I wish I were the ocean....
Eat your heart out Jackman. You might be more ripped(right now) but you def don't have that unbeatable Holloway Mojo. It's the full package....cheesy but true.
30. ag - December 8, 2008 12:42 PM
Win
31. alliejane - December 8, 2008 12:43 PM
Here's how it goes down: Jackman is such a badass he rips off his own arm, and beats Holloway till he squeals like the doughboy he is (props to post 16) then fastens a light weight sea worthy craft from Holloway's extra midsection skin. He paddles with dismembered arm to the fucking island that we refer to as LOST, fights polar bears (w/ dismembered arm) and saves the 30 or so idiots on the island from a disastrous 5th season.
and Jackman would do all this simply cause he has a day off and is bored.
he then goes back to being unbelievably hot, old, and gay
32. Heather - December 8, 2008 12:43 PM
Hugh...definitely Hugh.
What is with the jeans?!? He doesn't have money to buy a proper swim suit or brains (or other parts) to skinny dip?
33. Kahlee - December 8, 2008 12:45 PM
I don't like the waxed chest look, so I prefer Hugh Jackman.
34. lala - December 8, 2008 12:46 PM
Fish,
First off I want to thank you so much for posting a hot man up instead of a coked out skank whore. Even though the skanks are entertaining, us ladies still need to see a hunk of hotness every once in awhile.
Hugh still wins my vote though.
35. Adrienne - December 8, 2008 12:49 PM
i hate swimming in clothes. why in the hell would he swim in his jeans!!! is he trying to compress his penis or what!!!!!!!!
36. FRIST!!! - December 8, 2008 12:53 PM
Don't know who he is except someone on here said he is on Lost. I do not watch Lost. All I know is Hugh has a male version of "butter face" and this guy is a homo seeking photo ops..
I vote for NEITHER (or is it niether) no the first one, pretty sure.
37. Clem - December 8, 2008 12:58 PM
Good looking guy but needs to stop eating all the pies.
38. Grizzlies - December 8, 2008 1:00 PM
Yummy!
39. Mrs Pumperknuckle - December 8, 2008 1:00 PM
He's FAT.
40. Dani - December 8, 2008 1:03 PM
WOW! Hottest pic i've seen in a long long while.
yummy.
41. susan - December 8, 2008 1:11 PM
He's handsome but, yeah, he needs to tone up, since he doesn't have the greatest frame to begin with. All in all, not bad for an American guy. They're the worst, by the way - the average American white guy let himself go while still in college and now proudly sports a hairy beer belly hanging over an uninspiring package, all the while criticizing girls if they don't look like supermodels. Hollywood knows all about this - give American girls any type of halfway hot non-American guy and they'll go absolutely wild over him, because of the contrast with Joe the Bald Loudmouth Bigbelly Alcoholic Plumber. It's like the line that American brides always say - "I didn't really land him, it's more like he beached himself on my couch."
42. KawaiiAyu - December 8, 2008 1:11 PM
oh YUMMMMM
43. Kahlee - December 8, 2008 1:21 PM
@36 yeah, what is the name for a male butterface? But'iz face?
44. Danklin24 - December 8, 2008 1:25 PM
Gayest pictures ever. Is the new Superficial writer also a flamming homo? Perez???
45. L - December 8, 2008 1:29 PM
Hmm. I'm in bed with Jackman. Lost boy enters and objects to us being in his bed. Hugh rips his arm off and throws him through the window. We have hot sex again.
46. m.munroe - December 8, 2008 1:29 PM
HUGH JACKMAN! any day - any way!
47. M - December 8, 2008 1:31 PM
Hmm. I'm in bed with Jackman. Lost boy enters and objects to us being in his bed. Hugh rips his clothes off and throws him on the bed. I vomit as I watch them have brutally inconsiderate buttsex.
48. Stefi - December 8, 2008 1:33 PM
He is so sexy!:. IMO he is way more sexy then Hugh!
49. B. Larry - December 8, 2008 1:33 PM
How hilarious. I love how defensive the (I assume?) ladies get on this site whenever someone has the audacity to say, whoever, Lily Allen is a little plump; the histrionics about unfair judgments on women's bodies, yet look at this. This guy does not "sit around eating beer and wings." All you judgmental ladies should well know: after 30 you don't need to do anything to look as "fat" as Josh Holloway except not starve yourself of carbs and not train 6 hours a day. Oh, but we're men so it's fair to sling that kind of stuff at us, huh? Well to that I say Kim Kardashian's ass is huge, how do you like that?
50. NickiChick - December 8, 2008 1:33 PM
I'd imagine those wet jeans would be difficult to get out of. And, being as I work in health care, I am trained to help out for such an occasion!
51. beth - December 8, 2008 1:37 PM
#49 you sound like a bitter gay man. Just say that you actually prefer a chubby man pounding you up the poopchute and leave it at that.
52. BonnieBell - December 8, 2008 1:41 PM
Hugh Jackman all the way. No other man compares (sorry hubby!)
53. B. Larry - December 8, 2008 1:42 PM
#51 -- Bitter, not gay. And poop chute is 2 words. Way to add homophobia to the mix, though, nicely done.
54. Where's Darkwing Duck? - December 8, 2008 1:43 PM
It would have to be Hugh.
pic #4 Holy Crap is that K-Fed? Supergross.
55. missy - December 8, 2008 1:43 PM
very nice, thank you.
56. beth - December 8, 2008 1:46 PM
#53 - You know how I know you're gay? You're bitter about women and an expert on the spelling of "poop chute".
57. lo - December 8, 2008 1:46 PM
josh josh josh josh josh josh josh josh
one day I will marry him and have 5,000 of his babies.
58. havoc - December 8, 2008 1:48 PM
#56 You know how I know you're un-fuckable?
By reading your post.
.
59. Plastic Sturgeon - December 8, 2008 1:48 PM
He is a very attractive man with a nice tan. But he is no where near Hollywood or "model" standards, body wise.
If he walked into any agency in New York they would tell him to hit the gym, diet, and come back when he has dropped ten pounds.
By average American standards he is hot. But I am not impressed with his body as he is on the hottest TV show in America.
60. Jen - December 8, 2008 1:51 PM
Josh all the way! His body is amazing, his dimples are adorable, and that accent is to die for! Plus he is awesome in LOST!
61. beth - December 8, 2008 1:54 PM
#58 - Shut the fuck up fat man! This ain't none of your god damn business!
62. Valkyrie - December 8, 2008 1:57 PM
#49 dah ladeez calling out men who are out of shape in NO WAY levels the playing field on which aesthetics are scrutinized in men vs. women.
Why shouldnt women be allowed to rate the dudes based on the same standards as men use? This tool has been pushed into the faces of women for centuries and you wanna cry about a little moment of handing the power over????
It's not like men are going to SUDDENLY have the same pressures to anywhere near the magnitude as a female? It wont even any scores...
When that does happen, then you'll have something to cry about. K?
WAHHHHH, is all I hear from this type of specious argument.
63. Jessica - December 8, 2008 1:59 PM
THANK YOU!!! :D
64. Dr. Phil - December 8, 2008 2:02 PM
#62 - your argument only holds for straight men. It's well known that gay men are under the same type of pressure as straight women to stay slim. (I leave the obvious deduction to the reader.)
65. havoc - December 8, 2008 2:03 PM
Beth, go lecture someone who gives a shit.
Typical bimbo. Talking just to hear your fucking head rattle.
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66. Hemlock Queen - December 8, 2008 2:03 PM
Who the fuck is this guy? He looks like a sea urchin lurching out of the water to take over the ladies over the world with his gut. Gross.
Gimme James McAvoy! Mmmm....
67. Sam - December 8, 2008 2:08 PM
#61 - very nice Pulp Fiction reference! Right on the mark.
68. Elizabogada - December 8, 2008 2:10 PM
Eh, not bad. I agree with the poster who said he has sort of non-existent sloping shoulders. I infinitely prefer Hugh Jackman, and not because I've never heard of this guy before. Hugh has the IDEAL male body, but in a believably scruffy, reminds me of my boyfriend when he has time to work out daily kind of way. Let's see some more Hugh pics!
69. Cat - December 8, 2008 2:13 PM
What's will all the "OMG, does he not have money to buy a swimsuit?" comments?
He's shooting an ad for a perfume. The brunette chick who plays in Lost (Evangeline Lilly?) is doing the female version.
I like him just the way he is. That is, delicious.
70. Brit - December 8, 2008 2:15 PM
Come on guys...Josh is isn't exactly a spring chicken. No wonder he's not overly toned. He's still v sexy. My vote goes with Josh, instead of Hugh. By the way...all these ppl making "he's fat" comments - have you not seen Matthew Fox with his shirt off. Now that's a scary sight.
71. Samma - December 8, 2008 2:17 PM
even tho i'm a die hard Lost fan i have to say Hugh. wolverine just makes me weak in the knees
72. Laura - December 8, 2008 2:18 PM
Both Hugh and Josh are very handsome!. But yeah, Hugh gave bether body. On other hand Josh is way more charming that Hugh:).
73. Sandy - December 8, 2008 2:23 PM
I wish Fish would do more of these stories. Not because I'm dying to see shirtless guys (come on, google gets you anything you want, any time, any porn level), but because it's hilarious to see all the guys who microscopically criticize women going on the defensive. Has there ever been a male-beefcake story that didn't produce a bunch of "he's gay" comments? Guys, you can dish it out but you sure can't take it. No class at all.
74. Bobbi Jo - December 8, 2008 2:26 PM
Merry Christmas to me! OHH LAWDY!
Thank you, Superficial. Thank you so much!
75. Tanya Degano - December 8, 2008 2:28 PM
On what planet is he fat?! You guys must be sad, fat, pathetic losers who are out of shape, and for the women making the fat comments, he wouldn't give ur ugly face a second look and you know it!
76. Valkyrie - December 8, 2008 2:32 PM
#64 we're talking hetero's dr.phil. Men and women. So no holding water in any other vessels necessary.
I know how the whole deal in gay male culture and find it very very interesting to observe.
77. p0nk - December 8, 2008 2:42 PM
more evidence of 'teh ghey' is the ridiculous "O" face in the first pic? WTF is up with that, does he have a sea-gerbil up his ass?
78. Dozer - December 8, 2008 2:46 PM
Yes it's Who'd You Rather? (liquid generation rocks) but with hot guys!
79. Anna - December 8, 2008 2:47 PM
Hmm. So this is what happened when they stopped reading Tiger Beat.
80. Ardgelina - December 8, 2008 3:03 PM
I'm so sad. I'm a serious whore but nobody will pay me. Money = love, but I don't get any love any more. Where's the love? Who will love me? Am I relegated to being a clown in Mexican donkey porn for the rest of my life? I'm tired of sucking donkey dong, eating donkey poop and drinking donkey piss. I want to be a three-holer in ordinary porn! Obama needs to fix this and make me a professional three-holer! Obama needs to make men love me again!
I WANT TO BE A THREE-HOLER!!!
Ardgelina
81. Angel Baby - December 8, 2008 3:11 PM
In pic #4 I like to imagine him saying- "its this long baby".. He looks yummy to me!
82. doppelganger - December 8, 2008 3:25 PM
I'm in HEAVEN. Josh 100%.....Hugh Jackman is nice, but NO comparison
83. jean - December 8, 2008 3:45 PM
Thank you thank you thank you! Love me some Josh Holloway. More Josh and I'll come back here more often. :)
84. sunshine - December 8, 2008 3:46 PM
I wish there were more photos like this more often!
85. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - December 8, 2008 3:47 PM
I'm laughing, because most times, at the bar, when it's dark and Jack Daniels is talking in one ear and Jose Cuervo is talking in the other, chicks think they're going home with him but end up waking up next to me instead...
Heh, heh, heh...
86. baggamman - December 8, 2008 3:47 PM
oh come on, the times we ladies call out a man's fatosity are but a fraction of the times men point out that we can't fit in the Princess Ana universe. The perfume this LostBoy sells is made with globoid fatty fattness. Probably smells like rancid butter.
87. Peaceful Pony - December 8, 2008 3:53 PM
A lot of people are self-conscious of their lower half. He obviously has this issue in an unhealthy portion.
88. sunshine - December 8, 2008 3:57 PM
I wish there were more photos like this more often!
89. shirleytemple - December 8, 2008 4:08 PM
#31 FTW
90. Shuggafoot - December 8, 2008 4:09 PM
Delicious!!!
91. Amy - December 8, 2008 4:18 PM
#49 Have you gone back to those other posts and verified that it's the same people posting defences of Lily Allen, etc, that are now accusing this guy of being fat? There are douchebags in both genders, you know. And, yes, everyone knows KK has a huge ass - the eternal debate is whether or not that makes her "fat", or just stacked at the back.
#77 How is that evidence of teh gay? You people all seem to be ignoring the fact that there are no other people, men or women, that he is interacting with in these shots. My first thought was that, although there are entire industries built around taking photos of women frollicking around in the surf like this, it just looks mildly comical when a man does it. Social conditioning is an interesting thing.
92. Microburble - December 8, 2008 4:18 PM
Josh plays Sawyer in LOST. He's not only totally hot, but also really good looking. Hugh Jackman's face seems horrible to me.
93. Shallow Val - December 8, 2008 4:29 PM
Somebody needs to call Greenpeace, so they can throw that whale back in the ocean.
Hugh Jackman all the way, baby!
94. redsonja1313 - December 8, 2008 4:37 PM
KA-CHOW!!!! wouldn't mind spending eternity on a deserted isle with him.... very very yummy. I met him at Comic-Con one year and he is very nice and apparently likes to be naked alot.... now we know why !!!
95. B - December 8, 2008 4:50 PM
Jackman!
((but thanks for this one too Fish!))
96. Rachiz - December 8, 2008 4:59 PM
oh god, hugh jackman definetly. the man played wolverine how do you get more sexy than that?
97. Kahlee - December 8, 2008 5:11 PM
umm its called a reaction? you know, when people turn the tables to show the otherside what its like? Can't you see the fat comments are from women's anger at the cruelty of men's judgement? I don't think hes fat (far from it) but if the girls want to give the guys a taste of feeling like shit because of the way they look, more power to them.
98. Jimbo - December 8, 2008 5:17 PM
Here's a taste, Kahlee. Open wide.
99. Alex - December 8, 2008 5:19 PM
Both? I can definitely think of tons of stuff that the three of us can do together.. yum!
100. Kahlee - December 8, 2008 5:23 PM
98 hahahahahaha, no
101. heather - December 8, 2008 5:48 PM
jackman. is this a joke?
102. french_guy - December 8, 2008 5:55 PM
Oh my gad !!! So many girls with non sense !!! He is maybe 'sexy' when you saw his face, but he's quite fat, and he had NO SHOULDERS !!!
His stomach, fat fat fat, it's happen when u take too many steroids or creatine and stop training at fitness ...
103. lynz - December 8, 2008 6:08 PM
Josh all the way! Hugh is too much muscle.
I love Josh's Love handles LMAO
104. FRIST!!! - December 8, 2008 6:09 PM
He could spurt a "fat" load on my face and down my throat any time he wants.
105. Jean - December 8, 2008 6:12 PM
Hugh is too full of himself, like all bodybuilders. He has his most intense orgasms in front of a mirror, alone.
106. Toad - December 8, 2008 6:15 PM
In pic #11 he looks like a lurching sasquatch.
107. Barry O - December 8, 2008 6:18 PM
I also make that face when I fart in the bathtub.
108. p0nk - December 8, 2008 6:26 PM
91. Amy, amy, amy... how can you look at that 1st photo and not realize that he likes it in the butt?
not that there's anything wrong with that, if that's how you like your 'men'.
and fwiw, if a hot looking woman made a similar corny photoshoot, i would still be able to laugh and want to bust a nut in her at the same time. Case in point - Heidi Montag.
109. OMG - December 8, 2008 6:39 PM
OMG! He's the hottest EVER!!!
110. adonistic - December 8, 2008 6:51 PM
He's not as hot as adonistic
but he does have hte bad boy thing going on.
111. sunshine625 - December 8, 2008 6:57 PM
Thank you Superificial for the Christmas gift!!!!!!!
Josh looks HOT!!!! Josh all the way .... who's Hugh???? lol
112. sunshine625 - December 8, 2008 6:57 PM
Thank you Superficial for the Christmas gift!!!!!!!
Josh looks HOT!!!! Josh all the way .... who's Hugh???? lol
113. sunshine625 - December 8, 2008 6:57 PM
Thank you Superficial for the Christmas gift!!!!!!!
Josh looks HOT!!!! Josh all the way .... who's Hugh???? lol
114. LL - December 8, 2008 7:13 PM
Thanks for giving us a pic of an attractive dude for a change. Get hot doctor in there too next time.
115. aury - December 8, 2008 7:19 PM
*sigh* lucky wife of his. :(
116. Jessi - December 8, 2008 7:28 PM
FAT.
117. britboysarehot - December 8, 2008 7:36 PM
I know who he is...
He's that guy on Lost who sports that Kenny Loggins look (highlighted messy hair and way darker pubic facial hair). He definately looks better when they match.
118. Brandi Jones - December 8, 2008 7:57 PM
I would like to see what you guys look like without your clothes on and then let's see who needs to tone up! my god, critical or what! I think he looks pretty damn good....:)
119. nora - December 8, 2008 7:58 PM
Hugh Hugh Hugh. Smart and genuine and self-deprecating AND incredibly, meltingly HOT. What a package. (No pun intended...)
120. FRIST!!! - December 8, 2008 8:14 PM
#104, fuck off and save your homoeroticism for when you are alone with your dad..
121. Kittie - December 8, 2008 8:18 PM
i love josh holloway thanks
122. KawaiiAyu - December 8, 2008 8:21 PM
YUMMMMMMY josh all the way. Damn to be that water....
123. Kittie - December 8, 2008 8:21 PM
i love josh holloway thanks
124. matilda jeffries - December 8, 2008 8:53 PM
does anyone else think hes basically a glorified kid rock?!
yuck.
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126. spongy - December 8, 2008 9:57 PM
looks too soft...barf
127. Penelope - December 8, 2008 10:07 PM
Thank you ;-)
Josh Holloway is my all time favorite man on tv...love the muscles, the dimples, the blondish hair, the chiselled jaw, the great body...now *this* was a nice gift.
Yummy, yummy, yummy!
128. Joy - December 8, 2008 10:11 PM
Thank you, Superficial writer. That is a tasty bone!
129. Penelope - December 8, 2008 10:12 PM
He is also the only reason I watch TV (I watch LOST for him)...I can't believe some of the comments from others...are you jealous men pretending to be women? I find it hard to believe a woman would not find him hot.
130. ajax - December 8, 2008 10:17 PM
Kids, this horribly misshapen form is what happens when you inject anabolic steroids but don't pump iron. You end up looking like an overused Stretch Armstrong.
What a dipshit. One more year at the most and then it's "Josh who???"
131. canuckchick - December 8, 2008 10:19 PM
THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU!
132. Bethany - December 8, 2008 10:23 PM
hahahahaha - lots of angry jealous guys here!!! Whatsmatter, boys, can't handle it when, just one time, the tables are turned? Grown up lil boys, that's all you'll ever be.
133. FRIST!!! - December 8, 2008 10:26 PM
Oh man oh man oh man OH MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'd beg for every single hot sticky spurt into my eager mouth, until finally a big clot of salty ropey semen gets stuck in my throat and makes me puke. But only into my tightly closed mouth - I'm going to choke that load down no matter how many tries it takes!!!
134. bop - December 8, 2008 10:31 PM
Hugh Jackman !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
135. Blah - December 8, 2008 10:48 PM
Nah, I would take Matthew Fox over this guy any day. Though Josh does seem to have a fun personality, and his dimples are adorable. I'd rate him a 7. But there's just something too "soap-opera-y" about him. But please keep posting more hot men, superfish guy. We ladies need some eye candy too once in a while!
136. Holly - December 8, 2008 11:11 PM
He looks like he has a micropenis =(
137. James - December 8, 2008 11:23 PM
now that's much better. A guy that wouldn't break, puke, or start crying about Xenu...
Tough call though... Jackman's hot but Holloway's a Georgia boy so he's hot and knows how to cook real food... guess i can't fight my southern bias.
138. Kat - December 8, 2008 11:37 PM
Josh. Yum.
THANK YOU!
139. Kat - December 8, 2008 11:37 PM
Josh. Yum.
THANK YOU!
140. hahahaa - December 8, 2008 11:44 PM
#41- hahahaha- uninspiring package....I'll have to use that one in the heat of the moment sometime....hahahaha.
He could use some ab work, by the way.
141. gerard Vandenberg - December 8, 2008 11:55 PM
FAGGOTS love to make water(pee) in the ocean.
THEY FEEL FREE & DIRTY, folks!!
142. Beth - December 9, 2008 12:35 AM
YUMMYYY Josh..there is no question that Josh is Way sexier than Hugh or well, anyone. MMMMMM
143. Brooke - December 9, 2008 12:53 AM
Argh, that's a tough one! I think the little bit of a beer belly forming on Josh makes Hugh the winner for me.
Wolverine is too sexy for words. Sawyer is pretty smokin' hot, but he can't beat titanium alloy cheddam interior sexy, even with that Southern accent. He needs to be Gambit, though.
Nice pop quiz :D
144. Candace - December 9, 2008 12:59 AM
For the First time i get to tell the superficial writer..THANKS! hehe
145. BrandiLye - December 9, 2008 1:19 AM
I've barely heard of this Josh Hollaway dude, but he is finer than a mo!
So, Josh! Woo-hoo.
146. Michelle - December 9, 2008 2:11 AM
What a delightful start to the day. Very nice indeed.
147. 142 is a closeted fag - December 9, 2008 2:13 AM
@142 oh will you just fuck off? every single post about men you called them faggots. maybe YOU are the faggot here since i've only seen you post on men?
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149. Blah - December 9, 2008 3:39 AM
I seriously don't understand the appeal over Hugh Jackman. Yes, the man has a great body, but other than that he's very ho-hum to me. And isn't he married to a horrendously ugly and old woman too? Don't understand that, given his fame and fortune. As for "Sawyer", I used to think he was gay just from looking at his pictures, but then I saw him on Lost and its clear the man is straight. Very manly-man. But the boy does need some damn shoulders! He's married with children (?), if that says anything (maybe not), so I don't think he's "the gay". Anyways, I think there are a lot better looking men out there than either Jackman or Sawyer.
150. fax - December 9, 2008 3:57 AM
THANK YOU SW!
HIS HOT!!!! Getting a bit fat at parts but still good.
Post more Hugh Jackman too? pleaseeeee
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152. ambarina - December 9, 2008 4:27 AM
OMG....
Thanks SW!! :D that has made my month so faar...
And as a reference, in the last chapter aired of LOST, he was coming out of the ocean like thaaat... in jeans and all..
153. poopscoop - December 9, 2008 5:48 AM
What a narcissistic poofter! Send him to Afghanistan!
154. Amy - December 9, 2008 6:06 AM
Yummmmmmyyyyyy! Baby baby!
155. Missfeb - December 9, 2008 6:08 AM
Oh Thank You!
156. Roxyplay - December 9, 2008 7:26 AM
Thanx, thanx, thanx!!!!
PS Hugh Jackman...? He is so uuugly!!!!
157. katherine - December 9, 2008 8:07 AM
He is a sex good!. I want to have a 100000000000000000 of his babyes!
158. veggi - December 9, 2008 8:26 AM
Yes, guys, he's gay. He's a big homo, all right. In fact, he's the big gay homo that your wives and girlfriends fantasize about while settling reluctantly for...you. Must be gay. Gotta be.
159. Gueldi - December 9, 2008 8:27 AM
OH MY GOD!!!!!
160. kate - December 9, 2008 8:33 AM
yummmmmy. Hugh jackman does nothing for me. Josh is a sex on a stick
161. Tally - December 9, 2008 8:46 AM
Josh is attractive. Hugh is attractive. Hugh is better however, because he's not only lovely to look at but he's also a beautiful person as a whole. He's intelligent, talented, gorgeous and a great person.
Nothing against Josh I just don't think he's nearly as awesome, whilst I'm sure quite a few ladies think differently, and there is nothing wrong with that.
And he is definately not fat. and neither one of them is gay - give up on that one already. Besides, some of us girls don't mind and quite like men who are more natural looking - that don't spend 3 hours a day in a gym and with a trainer, who don't wax or shave regularly etc.
Anywho, thats my two cents. Also, it is certain in the case of 99% of the readers and commenters on this site havn't ever been with a person that is the level of hottness that either of these two guys are, so stop slinging mud.
yay.
162. Karen - December 9, 2008 9:14 AM
HA! Look at all the bitchy comments from the nerdy internet-addicted celebrity-watching "guys"!!! Imagine if Fish posts a hot BLACK guy - the penises of the guys here will make the very short (under 5 inch) trip back into their body cavities!!!
163. Elaine - December 9, 2008 9:15 AM
jackman wins hands down
164. squirlgal1 - December 9, 2008 9:38 AM
wet jeans = chafing, and there's really nothing sexy about chafing
165. Holly - December 9, 2008 9:38 AM
Josh Holloway is what sexy is all about.
166. Violet - December 9, 2008 10:11 AM
Meh. When guys strike "sexy" poses like that, it always just comes out looking silly.
167. Miss Foxx - December 9, 2008 10:17 AM
Hugh Jackman, no competition!!
168. Charlotte - December 9, 2008 10:40 AM
Josh Holloway. Hands down, no contest, he is HOT!
169. alt - December 9, 2008 10:49 AM
Wow! Thanks SW! Hot men is a good thing. I'm gonna act a like a guy when it comes to choosing between two hotties: Doesn't matter who's hotter, I'd do both of them:-)
170. Thumperchica - December 9, 2008 10:54 AM
Dear Fish,
I think I love you now. Thank you.
171. yummy josh - December 9, 2008 11:20 AM
he is the fucking hottest guy on TV by far! you have to watch LOST to truly understand how smokin he is...
172. Roxi - December 9, 2008 1:10 PM
yummy idk whos this guy but hes way sexiest than Hugh, sorry hugh lol
173. mamma - December 9, 2008 2:04 PM
he is so perfect!!!ugh I love how he is cut and sexy but still has some meat on him...the kind of guy who will take you out to dinner and enjoy it!!! yummy!!! even my dh knows that josh is my "not married for the night" card!! hahaha
174. Yessica - December 9, 2008 2:22 PM
Yummy! No offense to Hugh but I like Josh's face a lot better. I like how he looks strong, but not all gross and veiny. Plus you could take him out to the pub and throw back a few pints.
I agree with 172, you have to watch LOST and see him as that sensitive asshole, and then he'll have your heart!
175. Yessica - December 9, 2008 2:23 PM
Yummy! No offense to Hugh but I like Josh's face a lot better. As for the body, I like how he looks strong, but not all gross and veiny. Plus you could take him out to the pub and throw back a few pints.
I agree with 172, you have to watch LOST and see him as that sensitive asshole, and then he'll have your heart!
176. llllllllll - December 9, 2008 2:43 PM
Brooke Hogan has more shoulders than he has.
177. stickykeys - December 9, 2008 2:50 PM
looks to me like he's taking an epic shit in the ocean.
178. Lalala - December 9, 2008 4:25 PM
i love lost i love sawyer!! i want to go to the beach and hang with him hehehee! so hotttttttttttttt
179. joanna - December 9, 2008 5:49 PM
superficial- Now I love thee.
180. msqard - December 9, 2008 6:24 PM
Dear Superficial Writer,
Thank YOU for posting these pics. In response to your query, I ask you this - Hugh Jackman with our without the antimantium claws...just saying.
Sincerely,
Your number one fan and future second wife
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182. Fati - December 10, 2008 12:11 AM
he's hot. period.
183. GG1000 - December 10, 2008 12:15 AM
His head looks like someone Photoshopped it onto his body. Is the doing the Zippy the Pinhead remake or something?
184. Candace - December 10, 2008 12:46 AM
So will we be getting more of these kinds of posts??..hehe
185. fax - December 10, 2008 3:19 AM
Sexy.. a bit fat. More?
186. hysteria - December 10, 2008 5:59 AM
hugh has the better body. never mind his face, though.
josh needs to work out a little more, but he's way more handsome than hugh.
my vote goes to josh.
187. ang_ - December 10, 2008 11:08 AM
i love josh, i don't care if he put on a few pounds :P
he's still amazinggg
188. Mouse - December 11, 2008 8:53 AM
@181 - with. Duh! How else will my clothes get ripped off? And that steel's all over.
189. SZapp - December 11, 2008 11:11 AM
Josh anyday! Hugh needs that ripped bod to bone the hell out of his gay luvas! Real men don't need chiseled, perfectly shaped bodies because they'd rather live a life then spend it in the gym. Hugh Jackman is undeniably gay- any man that chooses to adopt rather than have his own child (clay, rickey...) is gayer than Ryan Seacrest's highlighted head.
190. crystal - December 11, 2008 12:24 PM
Josh all over the way!!! He's sexy as hell...
191. Ileanita - December 12, 2008 11:16 AM
josh josh josh. he looks stupid in these pics but he's still physically hotter than jackman
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193. Crystal - December 13, 2008 1:12 PM
Very nice, I wouldn't mind being stranded on an island with this guy.
194. bruce - December 14, 2008 2:13 AM
FAT!
195. Jenny - December 15, 2008 1:41 PM
Just another Hollywood meat without brains and talent. Hugh Jackman has talent and brains so he's way hotter. No comparison...
196. Lily - December 15, 2008 9:05 PM
hugh does not have the better body. Josh has a nice toned body that looks soft and smooth in all the right places. I love a shaved chest. I wouldn't mind fucking his sweet little ass with a strapon. Hugh Jackman looks like an ogre, he's ugly as all fuck and his body is too hard. Am I the only woman with a fuckin' brain here?
197. Lily - December 15, 2008 9:05 PM
hugh does not have the better body. Josh has a nice toned body that looks soft and smooth in all the right places. I love a shaved chest. I wouldn't mind fucking his sweet little ass with a strapon. Hugh Jackman looks like an ogre, he's ugly as all fuck and his body is too hard. Am I the only woman with a fuckin' brain here?
198. Cat - December 16, 2008 9:50 PM
Hugh would win only as Wolverine.. otherwise hands down.. Josh.. =P
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200. John Locke - December 19, 2008 1:24 PM
Matthew Fox every time.
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