Dec 30 2008Jessica Simpson rushed to collapsed Tony Romo's side

FIRST BITCHES!

*munches on carrots*

As an Eagles fan, I take great pride and joy knowing we made Romo's ribcage pop multiple times. Fuck you Dallas.

Um yeah, nice, not thrilling but nice.

pretty to look at but that's it. She is so fuckin stupid I am amazed she is still riding her fame... oh yeah... fame AKA Daddy.

Dang she has some nice tits.

Go Titans!

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When youre injured, Youll be amaze at what you can do when you see those erect guns pointing at you...

This Poster is permanently assigned to 7th grade.

Don't let This Poster skip 6th grade

That dress is hideous. Homo fainted in the shower LOL.

GO EAGLES!

FUN IS FUN, AND FUNNY IS FUNNY

BUT PLEASE LEAVE THE HOOTERS AND THEIR CARRIER ALONE!

Fuck. She had to leave Macy's just to go change channels for him or whatever?

C'mon, get it right! From the Dallas Morning News (http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/spt/football/cowboys/stories/123008dnspocowbriefs.33be7ea.html):

"IRVING – Tony Romo finished the game Sunday despite having torn cartilage in his ribs, coach Wade Phillips said. The cartilage popped out of place twice during the game and again afterward, causing Romo to collapse in the shower..."

That's just got to hurt!

Yeah, so Jessica Simpson comes running in the shower while myself and Roy WIlliams was still in there scrubbing our groins with a washcloth and commences to fall to her knees next to Hom..I mean Romo. So the shower is all steamy and water is splashing everywhere and she's all wet at this point so being that I'm in peak physical condition my joint starts getting all thick and throbbing so I start moving closer and before I know it my dick is on her forehead....imagine that.

Deacon Jones,

Wasn't that beautiful? I laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed.

Why are posters #9 and #10 insulting themselves?

Her roots need touching up.

Motorboating Jessica's tits is a panacea. Common knowledge.

Chili Dog, anyone?

Carrie Underwood FTW.

What would Jessica do for torn rib cartilage? Her first question was probably "What, they brought back the McRib!?" Laughing at her insane stupidity is likely the worst thing possible for torn rib cartilage. Tony regrets his decision.

The Cowgirls suck big time. They take their sissy asses home another year. Jessica has f#cked up that time real good. Yessssss

Fainted like a bitch. If I were a serious player on that team I would want to be traded. They are not about football. It's all about Hollywood.

i still want to fuck this bitch in the ass!!!

Fortunately I went Philly.
The jury's still out on Romo. But saying the Cowboys are over-rated in the States is like saying Gaza isn't a massacre of helpless civilians.
There seems to be a certain 'disconnect' as they say in the industry.

What a fucking pansy. He passes out with an injury then when he comes too calls for mom and boobie replacement. Do men ever grow up? Sheesh I'd be inclined to think that Jack Nicholson was the only true man in Hollywood.

You want a "DEAD MEAT"=smile?(brains)
WELL.........................................................................here you are, folks!!

Jerry Jones needs to do three things if he wants to have a team he can be proud to call the Dallas Cowboys:
1.)Fire all them fuckin' dilettantes that dares to call themselves football players.
2.)Fire all them fuckin' milquetoast coaching staff, from Wade "up to my elbows in it" Phillips on down.
3.)Show some real goddam courage and fire his own fuckin' ass as General Manager, find someone who really know how to manage a winning NFL franchise and be satisfied as a bill-yon-aire owner. Mebbe he can play horseshoes with his new neighbor Dubya or pin the bikini top on the Simpson.

I don't know why people rag on Jessica Simpson so bad... she gets such a bad deal from these gay-leaning blogs.

I think she is perfectly lovely but I am a hetero male. I would be proud to have her as my girlfriend. I think my girlfriend would be proud to have a threesome with her too, haha.

And rib injuries, ouch, that sucks so bad... if you disagree I can put a size 14 boot in your ribs to change your mind.

Leave Jessica alone!

TONY: Oh, God, bring me Chestica. I mean Jessica!

finially her lips are done right! all the injections and whatever turned those thin nothing lips into duck lips and bow this! success! lol go jess!

god she is so over, when is she gonna disappear.

and 31 -- i think her lips still look like shit, so fake. and she never had bad lips, until she started overinjecting them.

She looks like she has slimmed down a bit. What do you guys think ?

I live in Yemen
my dream to one day come to America and fuck Jessica in pussy and make my juice in her mouth.

Hey fuck all of you! It's my fucking football team and I can do whatever the fuck I want to do with it, you hear? I'm Jerry "By God" Jones and I run this here planet you sorry sons of bitches! Al Davis thinks he does; but he too can lick my balls and wash my asshole! Now with that said...I command all of you assholes out there to love and adore me and MY Cowboys forever and ever, amen!

How 'bout them Cowboys!!!!

Tony Romo faints in the shower? Yeah, typical of that girly-bitch asshole P.O.S. And that's what Dallas has come to, football fans -- two drama queens (Romo/Owens) and a bubble-headed bitch for a fan. I bet Jessica can't even spell "Romo" if you spotted her two "O"s and the "R".

I heard Jessica sucked on his other big "cartilage" when they got home and he is all better now...and laughing all the way to the bank with the money he makes to stink the "joint" out (no pun intended) in every big game he has to play in.

Let s face it her singing sucks! She does have a great rack tho....but as an Eagles fan it s a beautiful thing to see Dallas crushed...i guess literally in romo s case.

Let s see how long Jess stays with a QB from a losing team.

ETB : 3 weeks

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