Dec 11 2008Jennifer Aniston makes me no longer hate ties and says more stuff about Angelina Jolie

Holy Crap.
A "celebrity" WITHOUT a belly button piercing?

Nice tie, though.

I wish she would tie me up with that tie and then put her boobs in my face

Now THAT is a hot tranny!!!

I want royalties. Lower half of her face: first Batman movie, Jack Nicholson, line is "Does it look like I'm joking?"

Oh, yes. Talking about empowering women while posing naked on the magazine's cover. Good one.

Neck down - "WOW!"

Neck up - "WOW, Owen Wilson finally got his nose fixed!"

I'd hit it . . . definitely. But her feet look really big with that camera angle and that could ultimately be a deal breaker for me.

It's kind of like, Whoa!"

Deep. But god... so hot.

One freaking hit show,,,now im paying for the rest of my existence...

Dayummm!!!

10th!!!!

Yes, Jennifer, fascinating stuff, as always. Never gets old.

Say, you wanna go for a walk in west L.A. sometime?

It's like they put Jay Leno's face on a hot woman's body.

Jay Leno's face with mid-sized tits and a (loose, maybe) pussy?

Mmmmmmm....I'd eat that up.

Who cares what she has to say.

I hate her.

She needs to stop talking and shut up. I thought she handle this situation years ago with class until now. This news is not a surprise to her. She knows deep down inside what happened. Talking bad about Angie now is a little too late. If she was going to talk badly about her it should of been when it happened, not now. It's over, six kids later. Also, why to her is Brad a great guy and she is proud of him. He is the one that wasn't honest. Please Jen find peace. If you forgave Brad you surely can forgive her. Also, Brad had mentioned in an article just recently that his favorite movie with Angie was the Mr and Mrs Smith movie because that's where he fell in love. If your going to talk badly about her, talk badly about him too.

Classy lady !!!

So fine....

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I truly appreciate transsexuals who achieve a very feminine body, like Jen (Jim) here. It's impossible to restructure the face, so it'll always be a man's face in partial disguise. The boxer's chin is often a dead giveaway. I wonder if s/he decided to keep the twig & berries, or lop them off? Lots of transsexuals skip that last step these days, preferring to stay intact. Although, with all the hormone treatments, it becomes very difficult or impossible to ejaculate. I bet s/he can only do it when s/he's angry - so, always. I don't imagine John Mayer would mind that at all.

No, GQ, it IS just you.

I have no idea why she would doing these kind of posses at this stage in her life and career. That said she is the same age as me and if she wants to swap bodies with me that would be just fine.....

She's a good candidate for the donkey punch.

butt-naked posing as a dog holding its paws up, promoting a dog-movie and "joking" about holding brad pitt's newborn son. merry christmas.

Michelle,
I'll bet they could paint you to look hot too. Hire an airbrush specialist.

I am always amazed at how they cross her legs just right in photos like this so that you can't even see a hair on her nutsack.

I'm beginning to think this woman is a master manipulator to put Angelina to shame. She is passive-aggressively ruthless. Within two days she's gone from posing with golden retriever pups, to these questionable photos, but she makes it seem so natural and wholesome.

"Jennifer Aniston posed nude for the latest cover of GQ and also talked some more about her private life"

Yet AGAIN i'm placed in the position of having to point out that if someone's naughty bits are not exposed for view, they are NOT nude. Or at least are so only in the most useless definition of the term.

You might say 'well, she doesn't have clothes on, you just can't quite see the good stuff'...well, news flash, we're ALL in that same situation all day long. Our good stuff just happens to be covered by clothes, not strategic leg or arm positions.

Jennifer Aniston GQ Photos and GQ video!
http://tubedirects.net/index.php?q=Jennifer-Aniston-nude
must see!

This bitch has bipolar disorder written all over her.

Why is she into women empowerment when she always needs a guy by her side?

I think that she looks amazing.
I was always on team Jen!

Wow... another "nude" celebrity showing no actual nudity. Whooptie crap.

Give it up Aniston, seriously... go gently into that good night already.

I wonder if she'll let me jam her in the pooper.

I smoke rocks.

I wonder if she'll let me jam her in the pooper.

I smoke rocks.

when is this mag comin out i want it she looks hotttt

Know what will really suck for her......but probably be great for men and dykes everywhere? When Angelina and Brad win simultaneous Oscars Jen here will do like money shots or some shit for Vivid.

I'm not too surprised that brad bounced. She is most likely very undateable considering how many guys she's been through since. Those dudes couldn't handle her baggage either. Maybe she is absolute crap in bed.

So. Here's a whatta I'd do to her.

First: I'd slather her all over with soft, room-temperature Crisco.

Second: I'd tie her down on a cold, concrete floor with her legs spread wide open.

Third: I'd dance all around her in a gimp suit while "The Hokey Pokey" plays on the turntable.

Finally: I'd squeeze out a tiny little turd on her left knee and turn off the lights and leave the room.

Think about that!

Note from a smartass photo-retoucher:

As I'm sure Daisy will attest (ha!), the photo has definitely been retouched. I don't really care about that so much. It's the nature of publishing. All photos are retouched for magazines.

What bothers me is the bad job they did on retouching her.

I'm not saying you should completely modify the original intent of the photo, but people are often shot at unflattering angles or in less than ideal studio conditions and as a photo-retoucher, I know that you want to put your subject in the best possible light, literally and figuratively.

That said, I would like to express how much of a poor job the retoucher did on Jennifer's face for the cover of a magazine. For one thing, compared to the rest of her body, the face is darker and less contrasty. We retouchers often have to adjust for that in photos of models, as they are often shot with inadequate lighting and often wear makeup which alters the reflectivity compared to the rest of the body. Also, it looks like someone attempted (poorly) to reduce or eliminate the bags under her eyes. Ideally, you would want to do that, unless it affects the look of the celebrity/model to the point of being less recognizable. In that case, you would tone down the lines, but not eliminate them entirely. This is the same basic concept as celebrities who use botox to try to look younger, and then fail miserably when their facial expressions disappear and they turn into robots (CELEBRITIES - STOP USING BOTOX! Drink more water and get a good night's sleep once in a while!). If I were to make any minor adjustments other than that, it would have been a chin-lift. The "Jay Leno" comment might have been a bit harsh, but it isn't entirely off base. Sometimes you need to alter reality a bit when the model isn't at the best angle in the shot.

Thanks to all who bothered to read the entire rant.
I realize that many who post here are jerkbags who would rather trash other posters (sorry, non-jerkbags) than post something of substance, and appreciate those with more IQ points than a bowl of jello.

Happy Thursday, Bitchez!

Physically and mentally, she's not quite right.

Almost right physically, fucking miles off mentally.

Great.

So smoking hot. I must say, she is looking better than haggard Angelina. Without kids, her body will remain nice for a much longer time. She is also, what like 5 years older than Angelina? Jennifer looks younger. Eat your heart out Brad.

Cute feet!!!

Aw Come on Jen...you didn't need to do this! You always represented the good girl image and this drags you down to another level like so many other women that have low self esteem and low self respect.

Why is she wearing skis?

Yeah, this is definitely someone with baggage. And I hate that for her because she is hot, but probably not worth it, given the number of men she has gone thru recently...

http://internetmiscellanea.blogspot.com/

oh dear, such a butterface in this pic.

I'm with the person who posted earlier about her being classy until all this now. It must be true she must be lugging tons of baggage and unstable completely to be lashing out at Jolie 5 years later. Was it the first year after it happened people would be like well what do you expect, but now it just seems like she is letting out shit thats been botttled up for 5 years and seems like a serious lunatic.

I liked Jennifer Anniston a lot better when she never talked about her personal life. Lately she's making herself sound like a complete moron. Instead of feeling bad for Jennifer, you feel bad for Brad...

Geez Jennifer! Have some dignity and move the fuck on!

They have 3 kids of their own together + the adopted kids.

They've moved on. Why can't you?

When a celebrity is on top then they do not need to pose nude but when one gets desperate then it is pose nude time. Poor desperate lonely celebrity.

FUCKIN' DISGUSTING!

Angelina deserves what she gets. However, I don't think Jen has good delivery. She sounds like an 8th grader.

It seems like she's desperate to be posing nude, going out with John Mayer, and talking so much about brad/angelina. But I'm interested to see what she has to say about the whole husband-stealing thing. However, to me this gal is about on the same level as that Heidi whoever that fake girl is this site is always posting on.

Say what you will, that cover's secured a GQ subscription renewal from me!

If you're going to sell how incredibly "hot" someone is, then print a fucking picture that hasn't been processed though 100 digital artists in Industrial Light and Magic.

Jar-Jar Binks was digitially processed, too. No one is telling me that he is "hot".

... Her head looks like it's photoshopped on.

She's smiling, the magazine says she's getting hotter and she's promoting a new film yet putting it all together it screams "Sad".

#19 = Best comment I've ever read.

I wish the media would stop asking Jen questions about Brad and Angie. Then people could stop assuming Jen isn't over it. I can imagine it must be hard to get over being betrayed and then having that evil worm (Angie) rub it in your face. I'd love to see Angie do a pose like this but she knows she can't pull it off. Nobody likes to look at saggy, pale skin stretched over bones. Jen, as usual, you look great.

Hey Photoshop Police:
I am surprised that you didn't mention the completely played out back-lighting that photographers seem to be abusing lately in an attempt to slim down their subject. It's over-rated and insulting to those with clear vision.
That being said, considering they used an overly bright back light, her less contrasty and darker face makes visual sense. There is less light hitting her there and lighting up her face too much in post production would have made the image even more fake in appearance than it already is.
Just sayin'.

It is beyond distasteful to drag the kids into your own pathetic and snarky interview. You are so self centered you don't care who or what you're flinging mud on. Get a life and stop taking your clothes off if you want any respect.

her old ass is lucky they invented photoshop and airbrushing

She looks great. Her comments really detract from her beauty. She sounds very stupid.

Somewhere John Mayer has read this and is celebrating by fucking a random whore. After Jennifer spazzing at him for an explanation he replies "But Hunny I empowered myself to stick my penis in her........ I thought it was ok......."

Btw, Anniston looks 100 times better then skeletor's sister Jolie.

The Holie-Shitts are gonna be pissed

@58 Something Tasty:
The problem with the face being too dark is that it takes the entire photo out of balance. It's not entirely what is wrong with the face, and I agree that often one can mess up a photo by doing too much. The face is the focal point and typically is the first thing people look at. It should be getting the most attention from the photographer AND the retoucher, but not necessarily getting the most done to it.

I could rant for days on all the crap that bad photogs/retouchers do, but I thought I'd keep it focused on a few things.

...and thanks for having an intelligent post.

Wow, I usually don't care about celebd 'personalities' cause they are all pr bullshit but this woman is so fucking annoying. One week 'what angie did was uncool' the next she complains it was out of context and she wants privacy, now she is talking about brad and angie again....what the fuck? If you want privacy say Lno comment' and say it consistently and the stories will stop.

They can't make Angie into the bad guy unless Maniston keeps crying about it (which she will)

You are all so OBLIVIOUS!!! She looks like CRAP!!! I can not disclosure much about this, but I was there for the CQ shoot and she does not have the body most of you think. She has the look of a woman who has been handled by MANY men. It was actually kind of gross! I am telling you, air brushing does wonders!!! I just saw Angie the other day and to be honest she has a much better body (even after having 3 kids) then Jen does... ONCE AGAIN!!! Angie did not destroy that marriage, that marriage was already OVER before Brad even signed up for Mr. and Mrs. Smith, and even after he signed the contract, his original co-star was Nichole Kidman not Angelina Jolie. GET YOUR STORY STRAIGHT PEOPLE!!! Angie had nothing to do with that split and your girl Jen is not the victim most of you think. I hope the truth comes out one day, I am patiently waiting for that day, and then all of you will finally SHUT UP!!!

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It that doesn't make you pop wood, you're a fucking homo.

I would totally go lesbian with Angelina Jolie... Jen? NO THANK YOU!!! She has a sloppy body, and like I said before AIR BRUSHING does WONDERS!!! To be honest, if most of you would have been at the shoot, right now all of you would rather be F...ing Madonna than Jen.

Still looks like Sean Penn in drag. Hey, my wife's way hotter than that!!!

@ 66:
I don't believe you when you say you were at the shoot.
Only ignorant people still call it "air-brushing",
Unretouched recent photos of Jen by the paparazzi prove she is in good shape.
and yes, photo retouching can do wonders for celebrities.
I wouldn't be surprised if someone took advantage of the "liquify" tool in photoshop, especially considering the rumors of her baby bump (BULLSEYE, John Mayer!).

@66

I believe I speak for many here when I sincerely say this:

Shut the fuck up, moron.

A movie about old women sleeping around like a bunch of skanks and sluts. Yep, that's empowering women. Maybe Middle America is just sick of a washed up attention whore

Photoshop Police:

I completely agree that the face should be the the focal point and that it is a bit too dark. But, the operative word here is "should". Considering it is GQ, I doubt they thought men would be looking at her face. Her body is what will sell the magazine, not her hard-to-ignore chin or her bright eyes. So, for this one particular situation, I give allowances for her face being darker than her waist and thighs. Had this been Glamour or Cosmo, I am confident her face would have been much brighter than the curve of her breasts.

I would love to go on for days with you about the abuse of Photoshop. Don't know why they didn't call us for our opinions before going to print?

Oh yes --- she wants to "empower women" WHILE she goes on the cover of a magazine naked trying as hard as she can to be a sexual OBJECT rather than a person. fail, jennifer, fail....

cheap stupid and degrading

She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?

@66

Sorry, I cannot believe you were at the GQ photo shoot. My reasons are as such:

1. It is not CQ, as you typed it. It is GQ. Anyone present would have known this and properly typed the two letters to at least render some validity to their statements.

2. It is disclose, not disclosure (in the way you attempted to use the word). If you wanted people to believe you, the least you could do is use a keyboard correctly and attempt to use proper grammar.

#19

YOU NAILED IT!!! LOVE your comment!!!

#70 and #71

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! MORONS!!!

She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?

#76

OH NO! YOU GOT ME!!!

I am running out the door and on my way to sign up for some English courses, would you like to help me use a keyboard properly? Thanks!!! :)

Amazing! jennifer aniston continues to be amazing. love her wit and humor, especially the tongue-in-cheek comments about zahara and knox.....In a way, i believe it was a good thing that angelia "let the cat out of the bag" about the lie Jen's ex told her about being faithful while married. "not all kids get to see the movie where their parents fell in love"...yep. i think that gave Jen closure, however , i don't think that was Jolie's goal with that statement. Passive/Agressive = Jolie. Good thing Jennifer is so much more intelligent than street wise Jolie. Karma also seems to be kicking in.....have you seen the latest photos of these two greasy, unkempt, aged seniors? A.J & BP...ewwww

@79

I aim to help others. Glad I reached you in time.

Don't forget to ask your professor to focus on the proper usage of periods in a declarative sentence.

Any dude who says she's hot or that she's not a fug old skank had better be over 40. Cuz if you're under 40 and think she's fine, you gots da mommy issues. Cuz that bitch is a fug old hateable whore.

Jen is a bitch! I can't believe she even mentioned the children, and then had the nerve to call Maddox Knox!!! If I was Angie I would drop that bitch's ass. Btw, I'm sure most people don't care that Brad and Angie screwed each others' brains out on the set of Mr. and Mrs. Smith. I agree with all the people that are saying that if she is going to waste more time being bitter about Angie screwing Brad, then she should be mad at Brad too!

Yeah, her face does not look good in that photo.

Just to think that I really liked her when I first saw her in Friends. Now I wish she would just go off into obscurity and shut up.

#80 pattyanne-
Nice try Fugiston. We know it's you and we hate you. Bitter washed up bitches need to move the fuck on. If you were still hot, relevant or appealing in any single way this would be a non-issue. You should be so embarrassed that you kill yourself. I mean yeah, the dudes a pimp, but get the fuck on with your life. He ain't comin back. Ever. Take a long look at your old horseface and honestly tell me you'd fuck you if you were Brad Pitt. Hahaha didn't think so bitch.

This is all part of Aniston's bizarro scheme! Check it out:

http://starcasm.net/archives/2024

Hmmmm...it seems obvious from the cover photo that a marriage to Jon Mayer isn't imminent because Jennifer's still unable to tie the knot.

#83

I agree with you 100%

What can you expect from a bitter bitch like her? She is a nobody!!!

#83

I agree with you 100%

What can you expect from a bitter bitch like her? She is a nobody!!!

Honestly...what's not to like about her...even posing nude she exudes class. Can this be viral, by any chance?

Still ugly as hell. Still whining about Angelina. Still desperate
and completely without class.

Go Away Aniston!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Getting hotter?
Are ya kidding?

Maybe in airbrushed mag pics. Just saw her in 30 Rock and couldn't believe how ugly and masculine she was and how her arms were so flappy every time she moved.

I think she looks amazing here. Body, face, hair she has the whole package. I believe she has the right to have her say after A.J. opened her fat mouth and told the world that Brad cheated with her on a movie set. Think about it . He was her husband. He took vows with her. Yes, it would have to sting no matter how many years have gone by. A.J. just seems to want to rub J.A.'s nose in it. She is such a dirty, skanky, bitch. I cant't wait until she stabs Brad in the back with one of her future costars.

she has an unintelligent face

Jolie in that same pose naked would be so horrifying you would turn to salt if you looked directly at it.

She is so ugly! Now wonder Brad left her, anyone is better then this big foot toothpick looking tranny.

I just noticed that her hands are like Bigfoot's feet. Patrick Ewing would be jealous of those ball-encompassing mitts. Seriously, I'm a male, and her pinky is bigger than my index finger. Freakish.

I think she's hawt. I'd go to her party. And stuff. ;)

She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?

Butter face, now and always.
Seriously does anyone care about the "triangle" any more who is not a complete loser?? So Brad fell in love with someone else while he was married. It's been happening all over the world for thousands of years and will happen for thousands more. It really isn't that big of a deal.
Jennifer, PLEASE go away.

She looks damn hot to me.

As far as photoshopping....every pic you've seen of any celebrity on these sights has been photoshopped.

Oh, I don't know if I mentioned this, but she looks damn hot to me.

Also, her hands are in the way!

Angelina Jolie is a total skanky bitch. She looks like a skeleton, she is absolutely disgusting. Brad Pitt is a lowlife but frankly I'm not surprised he's with her. He went out with Juliette Lewis for gods sake. She is a disgusting freak too. Jennifer is better off without him. Its only natural for her to be sarcastic about the whole thing...she kept it bottled up too long. And for all of you saying how ugly Jennifer is, give me a break. I don't think the people at GQ would agree with you.

I feel very badly for Jen. I think she is so NOT over Brad, and everything she's been known to do after their break up is ill-advised attempts not to show how hurt she really is. I mean, going from one half-assed relationship to another, posing nude, basically pretending she is not desperate. Well, at least she was smart enough to say that yes, I'm hurting... I just hope she is not having a baby with this Mayer dude just to keep up with her ex-husband. I think she deserved better than what Brad did...

101: It's business. She's not being honest about anything. She's playing off of Pitt and Jolie's relationship, which people are interested in for whatever reason. If she acted (no pun intended) as though she were over it, she'd be out of the public imagination and being in the public imagination is her job. She's not an actress any more than Britney Spears is a singer or Paris Hilton is a...

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Anyway, point is that she makes money by being in the public imagination.

Posed NUDE? Oh, for cripes sake. REAL women show bush. Spread 'em!

95: I like a woman with a good grip.

They airbrushed her (chin)!

Ha. She looks like she's doing the Bunny Hop sitting down.
I feel sorry for her. Not because she's doing the Bunny Hop sitting down but because she is descending down the hill of obscurity and everyone else knows it, but she doesn't, and she is coming up with these scrappy little one-liners which she thinks makes her seem cool with the fact that she is an aging actress who finds herself alone and childless, but we all know that she is desperate desperate desperate to marry and procreate, if only to get back at Brad. We also are aware that she is still totally in love with Brad, and that she hates Angelina with the scorching power of 1000 suns (as do I), but Brad is pussywhipped and there is NOTHING she can do except live in the past and dream about the shining moment that she was Mrs. Brad Pitt and everyone loved her.
This woman deserves our pity and condolences, not our scorn and rancor.

95- you just have small, soft mousy hands. Extremely unattractive on a man. Deal breaker as far as I'm concerned.

"Now I wish she would just go off into obscurity and shut up."

You too, Lulu, you too.

Always had a little trouble with her face, but then I wasn't looking at her face. Nipples rule!!

This ho has low self esteem for sure to do this for a dog picture or to get Brad attention. She is mentally ill for sure. What I can't understand are the men she fake with. How can they stand to be with sicko here. She has to really be faking in front of these men or the men are really dumb.

OMFG! I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW STUPID PEOPLE ARE!!!!!!
First of all, this bitch whines over how Jolie"stole" her man...
EXCUSE ME....Anniston, was the one saying NO to children all the time...then, when Pittley went and found a beautiful peer of hers, that actually wanted kids...this bitch can't get over it?
I hate that dumb bitch with a passion..
She needs to get over The Brad Pitt Obsession...NOW!
Give it a rest..She is just looking more and more pathetic.......yeah

(in reference to her comment on the Hampton and having Z sitting on her lap): i know she meant it as a joke, but to involve the kids' and their names into this sham?- that's below the belt.

@7 boogermeister... so Jennifer Aniston's big feet might be a dealbreaker for you 'hitting it'? In what universe are you within a million miles of a deal like that?

Crawl back under your rock, you fuckwad.

And @ 94 Tom K: the correct comparative word is THAN, not then. "...anyone is better THAN this bigfoot toothpick looking tranny." Just because it comes out of your mouth sounding like 'then' doesn't mean it's the right usage.

Who taught you people English, anyway?

@83 The name of one of the twins is Knox...

I think it's very sad that she feels she has to go naked in order to get some attention. I don't think being naked in front of the world is empowering, I think it shows that she's desperate, and the only way she can get attention is by whoring herself out, not to mention the fact that her own life and career are so boring that she has to resort to talking about Brad and Angie to get people to listen to her. After all, she is promoting a family friendly film like "Marley and Me" by posing naked, it just doesn't make sense. She feels she has to take off her clothes in order to justify her worth. I just think it's all very, very, very sad. I also think that every character she has ever played is just "Rachel" and that her acting range is severely limited.

Holy Airbrush.

I wish they'd quit trying to make this middle aged skank look like the 20 year old Rachel from Friends back in 1991. I don't think it's a coincidence that every dude she dates runs for the hills after a short time. I think she probably sucks in bed too, (not literally). She's probably like "I'm Rachel from Friends, I'll just lay here and you can be in awe of me" like a dead fuck.

The guys are at first like "Wow, I'm banging Rachel from Friends", then after a couple months, their like "Wow, this chick has issues and she sucks in bed, later biyatch"

How long can she play off of her Rachel from Friends success, she basically plays Rachel in every movie she's in, and she has a fake smile, she probably never smiles in real life, which is a no no.....

I agree with #115, Bev: Aniston is filled with hate for Brangelina. She realizes that compared to them, she's boring and her career is over. As Bev said, "Aniston might as well go out on the streets, flashing her bushy cunt and trolling for customers with Aja (the real) because, like Aja, she's just a used-up washed-up old whore with an odiferous hairy twat that nobody will bother to plow unless they're outside in the fresh air."

I'm not sure how many people believe Bev though, because Bev is a notorious drunkard.

Sincerely,

Jennyjenjen

Miss Anniston is a very mediocre actress who should start a dog walking service but what's far worse is that she's fallen in love with someone who voluntarely put his wiener inside Chicken of The Sea Jessica Simpson.

What has this woman ever done to garner such attention and devotion from her delusional fans? She starred on one hit TV show, a couple of decent flicks, and then married outside of her league.

Brad probably did love her at one time when she seemed to want all the things that he wanted. They seemed so carefree and cute together until the wedding. Then she became too career-focused and didn't want kids. He finally realized she was a superficial, dishonest bitch who was riding his coattails to gain more fame. She didn't want to settle down and be Mrs. Brad Pitt when she could be Jennifer Aniston, movie star.
So, then he's on the set of "Mr. & Mrs. Smith" and meets this amazingly beautiful, talented, kick-ass single mom who has done more for the world than just act and be a celebrity.
No, this lady has compassion and strength like he'd never seen. He respected her as a friend and then fell in love with her, knowing that Jen would be hurt but realizing that life is way too short to waste it with someone who didn't have the same goals in life as he did. In Angelina, he found his soulmate.
He told Jen of his feelings for his co-star, they separated and then he was free to pursue a happy relationship with Angelina. And Angelina has brought out the best in him. He's more joyful and more satisfied than he has ever been in his life (his words). And that's where we are today folks.
People really need to get over the whole triangle obsession. It's been 5 years . Angelina & Brad have a family and are happy. They are in love and enjoying their life together. It's time to move on now.
Why begrudge someone for wanting to be TRULY happy in their lives? Don't we all deserve the chance to find our soulmate?

And doesn't Jen say that she's happy now? She gets to be an "empowering" role model for aging desperate women. Posing semi-nude and chasing younger men... yeah, good role model there. I wonder if she is planning on having kids with John Mayer out of jealousy for Brad & Angelina or because she realizes that the career that she put in front of her marriage hasn't exactly panned out?

Now, she's reduced herself to a bitter, bed-hopping, attention-seeking cougar. Jen could take lessons from Angelina on how to KEEP a man and on how to act!

should've been called "Jennifer Aniston shows us how far digital editing has come".

At leasst she didn't do a Jolie and have a horse suck her tits.

Andrea @ 6:29PM

You're disgusting and an idiot.

wtf does be naked have to do w/ animalz.... slutz these dayz want to gt nake 4 the dummes thingz WOW!!!oh by the way she ugly... they all r! and it sad that the momz lovez w/ her gurl{ slutz} gt nake she money hungry!!!

wtf does be naked have to do w/ animalz.... slutz these dayz want to gt nake 4 the dummes thingz WOW!!!oh by the way she ugly... they all r! and it sad that the momz lovez w/ her gurl{ slutz} gt nake she money hungry!!!

Sandty, I am not the one who took the pics. Google it, dumbass. They are out there.

Sandy, I am not the one who took the pics. Google it, dumbass. They are out there.

Sandy - saved you the trouble. Personally, I don't think there is a need to get nude at all.

I don't like either of these pics. It's all a yelp for attention.

http://www.mopo.ca/2008/02/angelina-jolies-horse.html

Sandy - saved you the trouble. Personally, I don't think there is a need to get nude at all.

I don't like either of these pics. It's all a yelp for attention.

http://www.mopo.ca/2008/02/angelina-jolies-horse.html

Only plain or ugly women and closet gays think Aniston is hot.

No matter how many times she gets her nose done, she still looks like Zera from "The Planet of the Apes".

Well, I am neither palin, ugly, fat, barren and certainly not closet gay...I think Jen is good looking. I just don't know about the nude thing. I mean great, you have a great bod at 40...nothing that some clothes couldn't have told us either.

I looked at the pic. That horse is NOT sucking her tits. What a filthy, disgusting mind you have... pervert.
Truly, you need help if you are thinking that way.
Seriously.

Sandy, you are so cheesy I might throw up on you. Yeah, we got that you'd fuck Jolie. I can't believe anyone is stupid enough to think that Aniston is fake BUT Jolie is NOT. You fucking idiots make me sick.

yeah, Pitt is especially looking happy these days! he is realising that Jolie has way more issues than he thought he could handle, and that she is not gonna stop having children until her womb can't take it any more. yeah, he wanted children but not 7 of them in a couple of years. i don't think this thing is going to work out, and Jolie is an absolute idiot for having so many children. she thinks she can hang on to him that way but that's exactly what's going to drive him insane and make him HATE her. just give it time, dude. he's just a man.

hello , thank you for this photos i' m a french fan of jennifer

Yeah, lady, we got it the first 30 times. Your body is tighter than a 13 year old boy's and your pepaw ex-husband is married to a 73 year old cat lady with a neck hump and 14 refegees from the UN's last fuck up a nation program. Now put on some fucking clothes and make a movie that doesn't suck.

Lulu #85 - haaaaaaaaaaaaahahahhahahaha, you are such a stupid pathetic bitch! :) " I can't believe she had the nerve to call Maddox Knox!" haaaaaaaaaaaahahhahaha! go get your sodding facts straight, ya idiot, and then come and "drop this bitch's ass". haaaahahahhaa, i'm just so amused by your hilarious stupidity.

Have she Done anything succefull since "Friends" to keep talking about Jolie-Pitt on and on and on and over and over and over and over ? She´s booooooring!!! NEXT

#29
News Flash. They're all Bi-Polar.
They're all whores, and they're all Bi-Polar.
End of fucking story.

HEY, IDIOTS. BRAD IS THE ONE MAKE DICIDED TO LEAVE CHINNIFER MANLESSTON. WHY DON'T YOU GUYS AND YOUR CHINNIFER BITE,BEAT HIM? WHY HIT ONLY ANGIE? SO JEALOUS? SO HATEFUL? SHUT YOUR MOUTH UP. MOVE ON SERIOUS MENTAL SICKNESS PEOPLE..

This bitch is going down to the hill, Who tried to fixed everything from head to toes then pose nude for the cheap magazines.Maybe she will pose for Playboy too. Stuppid bitch try to destroy her career by pose nude.and show off body boobs, butt etc..everywhere she can. No more good girl. No more classy girl. Now she is a playmate of the year. . She lost her control. Date a young guys like her younger brothers . and become one of cougars group with her best friends are Courteney Cox, Demi Moore.seduced young boy toys. The bitter bitch and her jealous fan can't move on. . All of them got mental distord. Need a special treatment.

This bitch is going down to the hill, Who tried to fixed everything from head to toes then pose nude for the cheap magazines.Maybe she will pose for Playboy too. Stuppid bitch try to destroy her career by pose nude.and show off body boobs, butt etc..everywhere she can. No more good girl. No more classy girl. Now she is a playmate of the year. . She lost her control. Date a young guys like her younger brothers . and become one of cougars group with her best friends are Courteney Cox, Demi Moore.seduced young boy toys. The bitter bitch and her jealous fan can't move on. . All of them got mental distord. Need a special treatment.

I feel sorry for Aniston. She is trying way to hard to show people that she is not desperate, bitter, lonely and untalented, which only confirms that she is actually desperate to get married, bitter that she lost Pitt because she didn't want kids, lonely because she sacrificed her marriage for what she thought was a fabulous movie career, and untalented because she is a one dimensional actress with no depth. Aniston, you are out of your league in trying to compare yourself to Jolie, so don't bother.

You guys are friggin crazy! She looks amazing! And what the hell are you talking about with her chin? She has a heart-shaped face. And even if there is some "photo-shopping" going on in this photo, we all still know she has a hot body (paparazzi photos, she always has a cute little hot body). I don't think she looks trashy at all in this photo. She looks playful & cute! I didn't read the article, so I have no clue what she said about Brad/Angie, I'm just saying that she is adorable in this photo. And as for Angie, a bunch of people at work were saying the other day how haggard & old Angie is looking. She's anorexic looking. Her legs! Gross! And have you looked at Angie's hands/wrists? Sick! I'm not an Angelina-hater or on TEAM anybody. I'm simply going by what LOOKS GOOD & what doesn't. So what, Angie has huge lips & a good face... but that woman is not aging well & has been looking like a "rode-hard" biker lady to so many people. I'd love to see what YOU look like posing like this (or your chick). Open your eyes people & accept the FACT that Jen looks adorable in this photo. I said FACT, not OPINION. Your opinion is wrong if you disagree! Oh & by the way, her feet are not huge... she's a petite lady with normal sized feet. Look at a photo of her on the red-carpet or somewhere that the camera angle is normal. She actually has cute feet. Angie on the other hand...

AFTER JENIFER ANISTON BEEN THROUGH A STRING OF COSMETIC SURGERIES. SHE START TO POSE . MIDDLE-AGED WOMEN TRIED TO BE BEAUTIFUL AND LOOK YOUNGER. BUT FAKE IS STILL FAKE. PLASTIC IS STILL PLASTIC. MOVE ON, JEN

JEN ANISTON TURNED 40 ALSO BECOME A PLASTIC WOMEN. FIXED FROM HEAD TO TOES.