Dec 24 2008Heidi & Spencer banned from The Hills after-party (And other celebrinanigans)
- Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt were barred from The Hills wrap party at Butter after the taping of the season finale. When the fake fakers who fake your fake lives don't want you around, you should probably do something genuinely real - like get cancer in the face. Just a thought. [Page Six]
- Lindsay Lohan & Samantha Ronson are a couple of brawlers. Neighbors heard the two breaking glass and flipping the lesbian fuck out on each other right before Sam went into the hospital this weekend. I'm not pointing any fingers, but methinks the problem is someone refusing to eat at the Y. That said, who wants to be the one to tell Sam it's really not on fire? [TMZ]
- DJ AM is done remember he cheated death and wants in on the suing. He's filed his own lawsuit that also claims the pilots' negligence caused the infamous fiery crash that left him and Travis Barker severely burnt. At least the pilots will have a chance to defend themselves. Oh wait... [E! Online]
- Heath Ledger's death was your favorite. At least according to the list of top entertainment stories from the Associated Press. The actor's tragic death beat out Britney Spear's double meltdowns which were way down at #4. I've got a hunch 2009 will be Britney's year once she realizes flamethrowers are the new braless. [AP]

Reader Comments
1. gpro - December 24, 2008 1:02 PM
First?
2. beep - December 24, 2008 1:07 PM
Do they share lipgloss?
3. . - December 24, 2008 1:07 PM
Spencer's facial hair is so awful, it has become its own separate identity. Sadly, it is also a douche.
4. gerard Vandenberg - December 24, 2008 1:11 PM
I'd let him pump my ass, folks!!
5. waynow - December 24, 2008 1:17 PM
that guys face looks like a caricature. Id just love to punch it so much!!! I would give my entire lifes savings just for one good punch. it would just be so satisfying.
6. Alien Fromunda - December 24, 2008 1:22 PM
Spencer has death rays eminating from the center of his eyes.
I knew they were aliens!
7. fearsarewishes - December 24, 2008 1:23 PM
LL and SR are brawlers? JFC, that's a big surprise.
What do two lesbians bring on a first date? Brass knuckles and a U-Haul, that's what.
Thank you.
8. Charlie Caligula - December 24, 2008 1:30 PM
Redux on the Spencer facial hair.
9. EverybodylovesROUGHers - December 24, 2008 1:34 PM
Thats it,,its more than a year im going off my hunger strike, I think its safe to say weve lost linsay to the L-factor...
10. EverybodylovesROUGHers - December 24, 2008 1:46 PM
and she doesnt look as soft as she used to...
11. Cartman - December 24, 2008 1:50 PM
Heidi is looking pretty nice in this pic. Douchebag still needs to shave or preferably die.
12. Matthew - December 24, 2008 1:53 PM
ok MTV saw the light on those two douches why not superfish? again 2009 superfish should stop talking the superdouche couple of 2008!
13. britney's weave - December 24, 2008 2:22 PM
since spencer has convinced heidi to have all that plastic surgery, i wonder why she doesn't suggest he get his heinous underbite fixed. a sledgehammer to the jaw ought to start the process off nicely.
14. fnsfnbgs - December 24, 2008 2:49 PM
I partly agree with #12, Matthew. It's time for Fish to make another solemn promise to stop featuring Heidi and Spence . . . and then preferably break it a short time later . . . : )
15. Etek Alti - December 24, 2008 3:13 PM
i like here but u must change a colors. Thanks...
16. Omar - December 24, 2008 3:46 PM
wow... dont these photographers that cameras have the option of "red-eye removal"
Im just saying...
17. This Poster - December 24, 2008 4:51 PM
Anyone posting after This Poster tosses Spencer Pratt's salad
18. woodhorse - December 24, 2008 10:04 PM
I hate Spencer. I used to really like Ewoks and now I can't. GrizzleChubtard.
19. gerard Vandenberg - December 24, 2008 11:21 PM
........................THERE IS A GOD?
20. This Poster - December 25, 2008 1:20 AM
Nevermind my post #17; I'm so jealous of Heidi because I'd love to go down on Spencer then let him ramrod my ass. Just saying.
21. friendlyfires - December 25, 2008 2:43 AM
Now if Britney Spears bought a flamethrower and accidently pointed it at Heidi and douchebag with the safety of -KAZAAAMM!- FLAME BROILED RETARDS yippee, happy 2009, let's go to Vegas and get married to showgirls and hookers - it's okay, we're not Mormons, we have immunity, we're dumbass Irish drunkenshits, yippee!
22. Sponge Blob - December 25, 2008 12:19 PM
Sad people, sad couple.
23. music video lyrics - December 25, 2008 2:29 PM
thanxx cute girlll muckk
bebemmm benim
24. Alexa - December 25, 2008 5:04 PM
I was actually at Butter when they walked in and there wasn't a problem. Heidi's sister was having problems getting her friends in.
25. Kitty Kat - December 25, 2008 7:01 PM
They left the red eye on purpose! He looks soooooo EVIL!!!
26. Kitty Kat - December 25, 2008 7:01 PM
They left the red eye on purpose! He looks soooooo EVIL!!!
27. Valentina - December 26, 2008 5:05 AM
I'd like to dress them up as Bin Laden and send them trick or treating to the White House
28. lindary - December 26, 2008 6:14 AM
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?
29. CD Mastering - December 26, 2008 1:04 PM
Wow. What else can you say? Just wow.
30. greedydj - December 26, 2008 1:48 PM
Wow. Happy holidays to the families that douche dj is suing. First their loved ones DIE in a fire carting around a bunch of overpaid douches, and now they might have to pay out for these classless Z-lister's coke habits.
31. Beau - December 26, 2008 2:53 PM
I want to fight Spencer
32. Jeremy - December 26, 2008 3:14 PM
SWEET! Check it out, http://www.lasvegasnightlifenetwork.com/events/new-years-eve-christian Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are hosting an event at Christian Audigier The Nightclub in Las Vegas for New Year's Eve. I know I'll be there.
33. CAA - December 27, 2008 6:54 PM
Heidi and Spencer......send them BACK to Mexico and burn their passports.......
34. amber - December 28, 2008 5:44 PM
HEY I THOUGHT WE WEREN'T GOING TO HAVE TO SEE EITHER OF THESE ANNOYING F-TARDS ON THIS SITE ANYMORE???!!!??
35. Lucy Pinder - January 16, 2009 9:35 PM
Wow i did not know her racked looked so nice.